ONE NEWS CAPTIONED BY JUNE YEOW AND RICHARD EDMUNDS. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT TVNZ ACCESS SERVICES 2013 Hello and welcome to Monday. LIKE A ROCKET, DOWN LIKE A FEATHER ` PETROL PRICES ` WHERE TO GET THE CHEAP STUFF SHOW YOU HOW TO LESSEN PAIN AT PUMP. WHATEVER THE PRICE IS, YOU CAN MAKE A CHANGE. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SAVE MONEY AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE YOURSELF. You want to with the prices at the moment. HELPED ROCKET YOUNG DESIGNER TO NATIONAL ATTENTION. WORDS COULDN'T DESCRIBE, WATCHING KYLIE, MODEL MY DRESS. HERE IT IS. THIS IS YOUR PRIZE. WOW. SHE LOOKS GREAT. WE'LL TALK TO KYLIE BAX ABOUT CLOSELY ALIGNED SUBJECTS TOILET PAPER AND HORSE BREEDING. EVERYONE LOVES PENGUINS, BUT THIS PENGUIN'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HANDLER. YOU'RE STARTING THE WEEK WITH SEVEN SHARP. EVERTHING ` HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE TO FAST FOOD TO CLOTHES, CHOICE EQUALS BETTER PRICE. NOT SO WITH PETROL ` ONE GOES UP, ALL GOES UP. SO, HEATHER, PRACTICAL TIPS IF EATING, PAYING RENT AS WELL AS DRIVING YOUR CAR. MAN: # CHITTY, BANG, BANG, CHITTY, CHITTY, BANG, BANG... DRIVING CLOSE BEHIND A TRUCK TO GET INTO ITS SLIPSTREAM? NO, I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT AT ALL. CHILDREN: # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, WE LOVE YOU... WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE GOING DOWN A HILL, SLIPPING INTO NEUTRAL AND CRUISING? AGAIN, WE WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT. IT'S NOT SAFE PRACTICE. CHILDREN: # BANG, BANG, CHITTY, CHITTY, BANG, BANG... I READ ONLINE THAT YOU SHOULD WAX YOUR CAR SO IT'S MORE AERODYNAMIC. IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH, YOU'LL FIND A MILLION AND ONE WAYS TO CHEW THROUGH LESS GAS. SO, IT'S CONFIRMED! IT ACTUALLY SAVES YOU FUEL TO DO RIGHT TURNS ONLY!? SOME OF US ARE CLEARLY OVERTHINKING THIS. HOW MUCH SHOULD YOU FILL YOUR CAR UP SO THAT THE GAS ISN'T TOO HEAVY AND THEREFORE ADDS WEIGHT TO YOUR VEHICLE? CHILDREN: # BANG, BANG, CHITTY, CHITTY, BANG, BANG... # THAT'S JUST MARGIN-OF-ERROR STUFF, ISN'T IT? THEY'RE MARGIN-OF-ERROR STUFF COMPARED TO WHAT YOU CAN DO AS AN ORDINARY PERSON IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE WITHOUT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL. MAN: # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, # FINE FOUR-FENDERED CHITTY CHITTY FRIEND. # NOT CHEAP. APPARENTLY, THE BEST WAY TO SAVE GAS IS TO DRIVE LIKE A NANA. IMAGINE YOU HAD A CUP OF COFFEE SITTING THERE ON THE DASHBOARD ` HOT COFFEE ` DRIVE LIKE YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA GET THAT HOT COFFEE ON YOUR LAP. SO DRIVE SMOOTHLY. DON'T BRAKE HARD. YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT. DON'T ACCELERATE HARD. ENGINE REVS YOUR BRAKE AND YOUR ACCELERATOR ARE LIKE TWO LITTLE MONEY PUMPS THAT SQUIRT YOUR MONEY INTO YOUR FUEL ENGINE. THE LESS THAT YOU CAN PRESS DOWN THOSE HARD AND REALLY HAVE THAT MONEY SQUIRTING OUT, THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA SAVE WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING. BOY RACERS, DON'T DRIVE FASTER THAN 100 K'S. THE MORE YOU GO OVER THE SPEED LIMIT, I MEAN, YOU'RE WASTING MONEY ON FUEL. NOW, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MYTH, BUT IT'S TRUE. PARK YOUR CAR IN THE SHADE SO THE ENGINE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME TO COOL DOWN WHEN YOU HEAD OFF. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER, YES, DO PARK IN THE SHADE. IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN YOUR AIR CONDITIONING SO HARD. YOUR RADIO DOESN'T USE MUCH GAS, SO CRANK IT ON UP,... ALL: # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, WE LOVE YOU. # ...BUT AVOID YOUR AIR CON. EMPTY YOUR BOOT OF UNNECESSARILY HEAVY JUNK. YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY OF THIS STUFF, WILL YOU? INFLATE YOUR TYRES TO THE RIGHT PRESSURE. GET RID OF YOUR ROOF RACKS. THEY, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IN THIS PICTURE, ARE NOT AERODYNAMIC. AVOID MANOEUVRES LIKE THIS,... CAR HORNS BEEP ...AND DRIVE STRAIGHTER LINES. AND BY THE WAY, IN NZ, IT'S NOT RIGHT-HAND TURNS, BUT A JOURNEY OF ONLY LEFT-HAND TURNS THAT WILL SAVE YOU GAS BECAUSE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. LEFT. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY ` THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER. CHILDREN: # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, WE LOVE YOU... # MAYBE A JOURNEY OF ONLY LEFTS IS TOTALLY WORTH IT JUST TO MAKE THIS FEEL RIGHT. MAN: # CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, # FINE FOUR-FENDERED CHITTY CHITTY FRIEND. # LAST WEEK THE FORTUNE 500 HUNDRED LIST WAS PUBLISHED. IT, BASICALLY, LISTS THE RICHEST 500 COMPANIES IN THE WORLD. SIX OF THE TOP 10 WERE PETROL COMPANIES. 8am, would you like to picnic bars? MOST PROFITABLE ` EXXON ` $44.9B. WE ASKED YOU WHAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR A LITRE OF 91. HEADING INTO TAUPO, VICKY TELLS US SHE WAS GETTING IT FOR $2.14 AT MOBIL. THE SELF-SERVE GULL IN LEVIN IS OFFERING THEIR CHEAPEST PUMP PRICE AT $2.12. WEST IS BEST IN AUCKLAND ` Z IN AVONDALE AND MOBIL IN KELSTON ARE BOTH AT $2.10, ALTHOUGH WEIRDLY, JUST DOWN THE ROAD, YOU CAN PAY 15C A LITRE MORE. CAVEAT EMPTOR, WESTIES! BUT ACCORDING TO YOU GUYS, THE CHEAPEST PETROL CAN BE FOUND AT PAK 'N' SAVE WANGANUI ` A MEASLY $2.09 PER LITRE. BUT DAVID MAY JUST BE ON TO SOMETHING. HE TELLS US HIS NEIGHBOUR'S HILUX HAS NO DOOR ON THE FUEL CAP, SO AS LONG AS HE ONLY TAKES A FEW LITRES AT A TIME, IT'S FREE! It's called stealing. Can I do a shout out to our producer, who is normally intelligent, but asked if unleaded 91 was invented in 91. PLENTY TO COME AFTER THE BREAK. SUPERMODEL KYLIE BAX IS MOMENTS AWAY FROM JOINING US IN THE STUDIO. WE'LL TALK TO HER ABOUT TOILET PAPER AND WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT THE WAIKATO. AND EMOTIONAL INFIDELITY IN THE PENGUIN ENCLOSURE ` YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BRAIN DRAIN ` THE MOST TALENTED LEAVE NZ. SOME OF THEM DO COME BACK. EVEN THE REALLY REALLY FAMOUS ONES. OUR STUDIO GUEST TONIGHT'S THAT RARE THING THESE DAYS ` A PROPER SUPERMODEL. NOT MANY OF THOSE LEFT. FAME FOUND KYLIE AFTER SHE MOVED FROM THAMES TO NEW YORK AT THE AGE OF 17 TO MODEL. SHE'S BEEN ON THE COVER OF VOGUE, MARIE-CLARE AND ELLE AND WALKED FOR DESIGNERS INCLUDING CHANEL AND DIOR. NOW, AFTER 21 YEARS, SHE'S BACK IN NZ WITH HER HUSBAND AND THREE CHILDREN, KEEN ON A NEW CAREER IN HORSE BREEDING. SHE'S ALSO ONE OF THE JUDGES OF THE KLEENEX COTTONELLE PAPER DRESS CAMPAIGN, HELPING YOUNG KIWI DESIGNERS CREATE DRESSES FROM TOILET ROLL. THE WINNER GOT TO PUT THEIR DRESS ON HER FAMOUS FRAME IN A MAGAZINE SHOOT. WE WILL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A MINUTE. YOU ONCE SAID: HUSBAND, THREE KIDS A CAT AND A DOG. WAS IT ALWAYS THE PLAN TO MOVE BACK TO THE WAIKATO? They are thrilled to be here. The kids are A bit controlling. The products are new and fresh coming from New Zealand. Is it connected to Australia by a bridge? YOU WENT TO WAIKATO DIO. JESSE WENT TO HILLCREST HIGH. YOU ARE THE SAME AGE. DID YOU PASH? We were not allowed to go anywhere near those boys. We found a way into those parties, but I don't remember pashing you at any point. I've enjoyed her tweets, how they have changed since she came back from New York. WOULD YOU SEND YOUR KIDS ` BOARDING SCHOOL? As day students. I love being with them. FIRST PROJECT NOT EXACTLY VERSACE. KYLIE BAX JUDGING A COMPETITION AT NZ FASHION TECH IN AUCKLAND. THEY DESIGNED A COCKTAIL DRESS. SARAH STEWART MET THE WINNER. ELECTRO MUSIC BACK IN THE DAY, HIGH FASHION WAS HOME-MADE. CHECK OUT THE FASHION. LOOK HOW BIG THE VCR IS. BUT WHEN KIDS OFTEN FELT A BIT STITCHED UP IN CLOTHES MADE LOVINGLY BY MUM. THAT WHOLE OUTFIT'S HOME-MADE. OH AND YOU'VE GOT MATCHING PANTS. YEAH, MATCHING PANTS WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER. VILI TONU'S MUM MADE EVERYTHING FOR HER FIVE KIDS. YEAH, I USED TO GET TEASED BACK IN PRIMARY SCHOOL FOR THAT. DID YOUR MUM KNOW THAT SHE WAS SENDING YOU TO SCHOOL IN STUFF > YOU GOT TEASED IN? > NO, I WOULDN'T TELL MY MUM. BUT SHE INSPIRED HIM. I THINK I DO GET A LOT OF MY CREATIVITY FROM MY MUM. AND A YEAR AGO, VILI SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE CUT-THROAT WORLD OF FASHION DESIGN. BEFORE COMING TO FASHION TECH, I HADN'T TOUCHED A SEWING MACHINE IN MY LIFE. SURF-GUITAR MUSIC TURNS OUT, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. EVEN WHEN TOLD HIS TEXTILE IS TOILET PAPER. USUALLY RESERVED FOR HEN'S PARTIES, IT'S PART OF THE SYLLABUS AT FASHION TECH. AND WHILE IT MAY BE MARKETING GIMMICK FOR A LOO-ROLL COMPANY,... I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAYING THAT HE WAS GONNA 'WIPE THE COMPETITION.' SURF-GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES ...THERE'S NO DENYING THE SKILL NEEDED TO MAKE DUNNY PAPER LOOK DESIGNER. THIS ONE'S QUITE COOL. VILI'S IS CALLED 'BOTH WORLDS', A SALUTE TO HIS TONGAN HERITAGE AND KIWI UPBRINGING. THE DETAIL ON THIS DRESS IS INCREDIBLE. SO THE BODICE IS MORE SO INSPIRED BY THE AUCKLAND ART GALLERY. ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC THE ORNATE KAURI CANOPY CROWNING HIS FAVOURITE PLACE IN THE CITY. JUST KINDA THE SAME QUALITIES WHEN YOU'RE WALKING INTO A CHURCH. YOU FEEL THAT EMPOWERMENT. AND IT WAS THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT MEANT VILI'S WAS THE WINNER. IT'S JUST A WOW OF A DRESS. LIKE, IF A FILM STAR WORE THAT NOW ` YOU KNOW, ANGELINA JOLIE WALKING DOWN THE CATWALK ` IT COULD WALK ON A RED CARPET AND THEY'D BE GOING CRAZY. IT'S A STYLIE, STYLIE DRESS. POP MUSIC WHILE SHE'S NOT ANGELINA, KIWI SUPERMODEL KYLIE BAX ISN'T A BAD SECOND. WORDS COULDN'T DESCRIBE WATCHING KYLIE MODEL MY DRESS. HERE IT IS, HERE'S YOUR PRIZE. WOW. SHE LOOKS GREAT. NOW VILI'S DRESS IS GRACING THE PAGES OF A GLOSSY MAGAZINE. VERY PROUD. I'M STOKED. THERE AREN'T MANY YOUNG TONGAN FASHION DESIGNERS. KEEP AN EYE ON THIS ONE. BECAUSE HE'S A METICULOUS WORKER AND BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING HE'S ALWAYS WANTED TO DO, THIS IS JUST A LAUNCH FOR HIM. HE'S GONNA GO A LONG WAY. BUT THERE'S STILL ONE PERSON'S OPINION THAT MATTERS MOST ` MUM. SHE LOVES IT. SHE ACTUALLY WANTS ME TO MAKE HER ONE. BOTH LAUGH I WAS LIKE, 'SURE, I'LL MAKE IT OUT OF TOILET PAPER, MUM.' BOTH LAUGH The toilet paper was reinforced? Yes, it was. A frock made from loo paper - what does it feel like to wear? As a model, you got to move constantly. WeRe you worried about ripping? It was flexible. Do you planning on doing more modelling? I want to be involved in the community. My husband teachers judo. There's many things I want to participate in and get involved in. You don't want to move back here and just missed New York. You want to breed horses. Racehorses, thoroughbreds. It's a wonderful atmosphere there in Cambridge. The 2012 winner was also Tongan. STAY WITH US. JUST AFTER THE BREAK ` THEY CAN'T REALLY SEE, SO WE JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE THEM A WEE CALL, AND HE'LL HEAR MY VOICE, AND HE'LL, YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY SPARK UP AND LOOK FOR YOU. THE LOVE TRIANGLE AT KELLY TARLTON'S ` WELCOME BACK. WE'VE GOT A LOVE STORY. IT'S BETWEEN A MAN AND PENGUIN. DEAN BUTLER WENT TO KELLY TARLTON'S IN AUCKLAND. KELLY TARLTON'S HAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PENGUIN BREEDING PROGRAMMES IN THE WORLD. THEY'VE ALSO REDEVELOPED THE OLD ENCLOSURE SO THERE'S NOW WAY MORE SPACE FOR THE PENGUINS, AND YOU CAN SPEND LONGER VIEWING THEM. BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POLAR PARADISE STANDS ONE VERY CONFUSED PENGUIN, TODDY. TODDY IS 25, WHICH IN HUMAN YEARS IS EQUIVALENT TO PRINCE PHILLIP AND THE POPE ADDED TOGETHER. BUT TRUE LOVE HAS NO AGE LIMITS, AND TODDY'S FOUND LOVE AGAIN WITH AJ. BUT THAT'S NOT AJ. THIS IS AJ. HOW'S YOU DAY GOING? (TRUMPETS) # YOU'RE NOBODY UNTIL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU. # SO HOW DID THIS INTER-SPECIES LOVE BEGIN? OH, HE GAVE ME THE EYE, AND IT WAS ALL ON FROM THERE. BUT THIS UNIQUE MAN-MEETS-BIRD BOND HASN'T GONE DOWN WELL WITH EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY TODDY'S FEMALE PARTNER, THE APTLY NAMED LOCO. NOTHING'S GOING ON. AND ALL THIS HAS MADE LOCO LIVE UP TO HER REPUTATION. HENCE HER NAME. SHE'S A BIT OF A FINICKY ONE, SHALL WE SAY. SHE DOESN'T APPRECIATE IT ALL THE TIME. SHE'S HAD QUITE A FEW CRACKS, I CAN TELL YOU. BUT WITH TODDY'S AGE ALSO COMES AGE CONCERNS. YEAH, HE'S GETTING CATARACTS AND ARTHRITIS IN HIS LOWER LEGS. TO HELP TODDY, HE'S GOT HIS OWN INSULATED MAT. THEN LIKE ALL ANIMAL SHOWS THESE DAYS, I BROUGHT OUT OUR MILLION-DOLLAR PENGUIN CAM... BRING THE ACTION. ...TO GET YOU THOSE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME SHOTS. # ALL EYES ON US. # I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT THIS LOVE AFFAIR I THOUGHT PENGUINS MATED FOR LIFE. NOT WITH THE KINGS. KINGS ARE QUITE PROMISCUOUS. IS TODDY COMING OUT OF THE FRIDGE? IS HE...? YOU KNOW? I'M KEEPING HIM WELL AND TRULY IN THE FRIDGE, I CAN ASSURE YOU. WHEREAS LOCO HAS KICKED HIM OUT OF THE MARITAL IGLOO. YEAH, HE LOOKS A BIT STRAINED AT THE MOMENT THERE. WELL, YOU SAW THEM IN THERE BEFORE. SHE WAS HAVING A GOOD PECK AT HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES, WASN'T SHE? AS LONG AS MY MISSUS DOESN'T FIND OUT, THEY'RE ALL GOOD. # LOVE IS LIKE A FLAME. IT BURNS YOU WHEN IT'S HOT. # TODDY, COS OF HIS EYESIGHT, HE CAN'T REALLY SEE, SO WE GIVE HIM A WEE CALL, AND HE'LL HEAR MY VOICE AND HE'LL SUDDENLY SPARK UP AND LOOK FOR YA. (TRUMPETS) IT'S TOUCHING. HAVE YOU BEEN IN THERE? They put in fresh snow every morning for those penguins. IT'S A SPECIAL WEEK IN POLITICS ` THE 20TH BIRTHDAY OF NZ FIRST. THE PARTY WAS FORMED BY WINSTON PETERS ON JULY 18 1993. HERE'S JESSE TO WISH THEM MANY HAPPY RETURNS. Politics without New Zealand first would be like Shortland Street without disease. Every few years they give us something new to talk about. Employing this doofus in 2011. Old people vote, that's why. They love New Zealand first ever since they got free bus rides. According to our computer modelling, he looked like this. He's a bit like a Phoenix, Winston. More like a vulture. Alison raised heaps of money for cancer research. We are raising money in Dry July. None of us have hit that button yet. THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT. SEE YOU TOMORROW. CAPTIONS BY FAITH HAMBLYN AND ANNE LANGFORD. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT TVNZ ACCESS SERVICES 2013