Hard to keep up. Thanks, ReneE. Fake news tonight on seven sharp. INTRODUCING... COLONY LIVING. HERE ` THEIR OLD HOMES. BUT NOW ` THE NEW AND IMPROVED UPGRADE! YOU KNOW, THEY'RE PHASING OUT CAGING, YET THEY'RE STILL STUCK IN CAGES. I'M WALKING ALONG THIS BEAUTIFUL STRETCH OF BEACH, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE ON STEWART ISLAND. OFF IN THE DISTANCE I SEE THIS LONELY FIGURE. IT CAN'T BE. WILDBOY. YES, AS IF TREKKING THE COUNTRY'S COASTLINE WASN'T ENOUGH, WILDBOY TAKES ON HIS FINAL ISLAND. ALSO, WE TEST KIWIS' ABILITY TO THINK BEFORE SHARE. ARE WE SUCKERS FOR FAKE NEWS? CAROLINE ROBINSON ` NONE OF MY TEETH ARE REAL. DUE TO THE LIVE NATURE OF SEVEN SHARP, WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF CAPTIONS FOR SOME ITEMS. Kia ora everyone. Welcome to the show. It's amazing that people will literally believe anything. Tony is spending time with someone rather lovely. TONIGHT ` A NEW TREND IN EGGS. HAVE YOU HEARD OF COLONY EGGS? PROBABLY NOT. NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE, BUT THEY'RE ALREADY ON THE SUPERMARKET SHELVES AND WE'RE LIKELY TO BE SEEING MUCH MORE OF THEM. CAGE EGGS ARE BEING PHASED OUT BY 2022. COLONY EGGS ARE BEING PHASED IN. THE NATIONAL ANIMAL WELFARE ADVISORY COMMITTEE SAYS COLONY CAGES PROVIDE BETTER CONDITIONS, BUT ANIMAL WELFARE GROUP SAFE SAYS THAT'S RUBBISH AND TONIGHT IT'S RELEASING AN UNUSUAL VIDEO TO PROVE WHY. GILL HIGGINS SHOUTED A BUNCH OF EGG EATERS BREAKFAST TO SEE WHAT THEY THINK. FUNKY MUSIC WITH COFFEE, BACON AND EGGS ON THE MENU, RECRUITING VOLUNTEERS WAS EASY, BUT THEY HAD TO DOWN THEIR CUTLERY TO ANSWER THIS. < DO YOU KNOW WHAT COLONY EGGS ARE? YE` NOT REALLY. I DON'T KNOW. EGGS FROM ENGLAND? I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLONY EGGS ARE. EGGS THAT COME FROM A SHED. CONFUSED BUT HUNGRY, SOME ARE ABOUT TO EAT THEM. OUR CHEF IS COOKING THEM. SHE'D NEVER HEARD OF THEM EITHER, BUT FROM A COOK'S POINT OF VIEW, SHE'S IMPRESSED. THEY'RE SO FRESH. THE EGG, WHEN WE MAKE THEM, THEY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. BUT WHAT ARE THEY, EXACTLY? TIME FOR A PROMOTIONAL VIDEO FROM FARMER BROWN. VIDEO NARRATOR: COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT OUR COLONY HOUSING. COLONY HOUSING IS A NEW WAY OF EGG PRODUCTION, WHICH PROVIDES A BALANCE BETWEEN HEN WELFARE AND AFFORDABILITY. HENS HAVE FREEDOM TO MOVE AROUND IN LARGER AREA... ALMOST THE SAME TO ME. THEY'RE ALL SQUISHED IN TOGETHER. ...AND CAN BEHAVE MORE NATURALLY ` NESTING, PERCHING, SCRATCHING. THEY'RE STILL STUCK IN CAGES AND IT'S ALL ABOUT PERCHING, SCRATCHING. DIDN'T REALLY SEE ANY THAT. VIDEO NARRATOR: HENS HAVE THE LOWEST MORTALITY. THEY TRY TO MAKE IT SOUND SO HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND, NO. BEFORE THE NEXT VIDEO, WE QUIZ THEM ON TASTE THE TASTE IS SAME, BUT THE AFTERTHOUGHT OF GOING, 'WELL, OK. THAT'S WHERE THEY'VE COME FROM,' DOESN'T FEEL GOOD. SAFE IS CERTAIN COLONIES ARE NO BETTER THAN CURRENT CAGES SO THEY ASKED A WELL-KNOWN SALES PERSON FOR HER PERSONAL PITCH. HELLO THERE AND WELCOME BACK TO THE EGG CHANNEL, WHERE WE LOVE ALL THINGS EGGS. LAUGHTER HOW ABOUT A LITTLE BEFORE AND AFTER. HERE, THEIR OLD HOMES, BUT NOW THE NEW AND IMPROVED UPGRADE. EACH UPGRADED COLONY APARTMENT COMES WITH ITS VERY OWN NEST BOX. MINIMALIST, CLEAN DESIGN, ONE PRIVATE SUITE PER 60 BIRDS. IT REINFORCES THAT IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME. BEHIND BARS IS STILL BEHIND BARS. AND PERCHES TRENDING IN METALLIC COLOURS, AND ON EDGY INDUSTRIALIST FLOOR THERE ARE NEW SCRATCH PADS TO EXPLORE. NO NEED TO EVER GO OUTDOORS! WOW, THE MAGIC WORD IS 'COLONY'. IT'S JUST A BUZZ-WORD CREATED BY EGG COMPANIES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT NATIONAL ANIMAL WELFARE ADVISORY COMMITTEE SAYS THE IMPROVEMENT IS REAL. YES, AND MAYBE IT IS, OF A KIND, BUT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH OF AN IMPROVEMENT TO ME. SO IT SEEMS WE'RE NOT GETTING RID OF CAGES AT ALL, JUST CHANGING THEM SLIGHTLY AND CALLING THEM SOMETHING DIFFERENT. SO, GILL, WHAT'S THE POINT? WELL, IT COMES DOWN TO TWO THINGS, REALLY. HAPPY HENS AND CASH-STRAPPED CONSUMERS. THE GOVERNMENT'S WE;FARE ADVISORY COMMITTEE SAYS COLONY CAGES ARE JUST AS GOOD AS, IF NOT BETTER THAN, CAGE-FREE OPTIONS. EGGS FROM CAGED HENS ARE ALSO WAY CHEAPER TO MAKE. IF WE GOT RID OF CAGES ALTOGETHER, YOU COULD END UP PAYING 20% TO 60% MORE FOR YOUR EGGS. BUT, AGAIN, A COLONY EGG STILL COMES FROM A CAGED HEN. SO WHY NOT CALL A SPADE A SPADE? OR A COLONY A CAGE? A COLONY IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM A CAGE. < BUT IT IS STILL IN A CAGE. IT IS STILL IN A CAGE. THERE'S NOWHERE THAT WE HAVE EVER DENIED THAT THAT'S THE SITUATION. THERE'S ON THING THAT REALLY DOESN'T ADD UP ` IF COLONY CAGE HENS REALLY ARE HAPPY HENS, THEN WHY ARE MAJOR SUPERMARKET CHAINS, AND EVEN ENTIRE COUNTRIES, GETTING RID OF CAGES ALTOGETHER? THAT'S A COMMERCIAL DECISION. IT'S NOT BASED ON ANIMAL WELFARE SCIENCE. CHANGING FROM ONE CAGE TO ANOTHER WILL COST THE EGG INDUSTRY A LOT OF MONEY. YOU GOT TO WONDER THOUGH, WITH THE CAGE-FREE MOVEMENT GAINING TRACTION, SHOULD WE EVENTUALLY JUMP ON BOARD, WON'T THAT MONEY HAVE GONE TO WASTE? AS CONSUMERS, WE'VE GOT CHOICE, WHICH IS GREAT. DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T BUY IT. BUT CHOICE IS BEST WHEN IT'S INFORMED AND RIGHT NOW IT REALLY ISN'T. Do you reckon were a bit middle-class about all this? At the end of the day, the doesn't taste any different and you're going to go to the supermarket and buy whatever you're going to buy, your by whatever you're going to buy. You can't think that it is a good scenario for those heathens. If there is change coming, we would have made it happen. Other countries are moving away from this and make it illegal. You buy free range egg is I've had hens. In an urban scenario is completely unacceptable. We liberally. They had to do all that stuff. LAST NIGHT WE REVEALED THAT APP-BASED UBER IS ALLOWING DRIVERS TO JOIN WITHOUT THE SAME LEGAL PERMITS THAT TAXI DRIVERS HAVE TO GET, AND THAT WHEN UBER DRIVERS ARE BEING CAUGHT BY POLICE, UBER IS PAYING THEIR FINES FOR THEM AND ENCOURAGING THEM TO GET BACK OUT ONTO THE ROAD. IF YOU'RE A TECH-SAVVY KIWI IN A HURRY, CHANCES ARE YOU'RE USING UBER TO GET AROUND. HOW DID YOU GET HERE TONIGHT? > UBER. < HOW DID YOU GET HERE TONIGHT? IN AN UBER. BY LAW, TO DRIVE A PASSENGER SERVICE IN NZ, YOU NEED A PASSENGER, OR 'P', ENDORSEMENT, A DIFFERENT FORM OF LICENCE. AND MANY UBER DRIVERS DON'T HAVE ANY OF THESE THINGS? THAT'S CORRECT. BEN IS AN UBER DRIVER. HE SAYS THE COMPANY IS EXPLOITING ITS EMPLOYEES AND USING THEM AS PAWNS TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ` LAW CHANGE. MARK FAIRMAID DEFENDED UBER, SAYING ` 'TO SAY IT'S DANGEROUS RIDING WITH UBER BECAUSE 'THEY DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT CHECKS IS NOT FAIR. 'THERE ARE TAXI DRIVERS OUT THERE THAT HAVE SCARED ME.' NATHAN FORSYTH WROTE 'UBER'S RATING SYSTEM, 'AND KNOWING WHO'S PICKING YOU UP, 'IS A MUCH MORE USEFUL FEATURE THAN THE TAXI INDUSTRY On the app you can track where the car is. Safe as houses. WHEREAS SOME OF YOU WERE OUTRAGED. IAN VAUDREY SAID 'WHAT NEXT? UBER ELECTRICIANS, UBER DENTISTS 'AND ON AND ON. ALL UNTRAINED, BUT CHEAP.' AND KEITH CRON SAID: 'I'VE BEEN A TAXI OWNER FOR 28 YEARS. 'I PAY $1200 PER MONTH FOR DEPOT FEES. FOR THIS, THE PUBLIC KNOWS 'I HAVE HAD A POLICE CHECK EVERY YEAR, 'A SECURITY CAMERA AND A CERTIFICATE OF FITNESS. You either deregulate taxi industry -but you can't have in a attrition- Uber's unique. You can't run a shop that way. I love an Uber. Get rid of your bees and donkeys get in an Uber. JUST YOU AND NATURE. JUST ME AND NATURE... AND MY CAMERA. BOTH LAUGH WE TRAVEL TO STEWART ISLAND, WHERE THE LEGEND OF 'WILDBOY' CONTINUES. IT'S ABOUT LEARNING THAT LAST, KIND OF, LESSON ` A LESSON THAT YOU CAN ONLY REALLY LEARN IN SOLITUDE. ...TO WITHDRAW FROM THE TRANS-PACIFIC PARTNERSHIP. ALSO ` DONALD TRUMP MAKES HIS INTENTIONS CLEAR. SO HOW DOES THIS MOVE HAND THE POWER TO CHINA? AND CREATING A SOCIAL MEDIA STORM. WHEN WE PUT SOME FAKE NEWS ONLINE, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO SPREAD. TONI STREET'S QUITTING TV. OH, I'D BE TERRIBLY UPSET. I THINK SHE IS AN UTTER DELIGHT. Laidback music plays Christmas is 32 days away. Freaking me out. We put the tree at last weekend. Broke all the rules. Has to be out by 1 December. Next single will be August of opening up lights. You don't know we are at. HE'S NOT QUITE PRESIDENT, BUT TODAY DONALD TRUMP LAID DOWN SOME PLANS FOR DAY ONE IN THE OVAL OFFICE. ON TRADE ` I AM GOING TO ISSUE A NOTIFICATION OF INTENT TO WITHDRAW FROM THE TRANS-PACIFIC PARTNERSHIP ` A POTENTIAL DISASTER FOR OUR COUNTRY. BUT HERE'S THE REAL DISASTER ` NOT FOR US. IF WE'RE SMART, WE'LL SIGN WITH THE OTHER 11 COUNTRIES ` BUT FOR THE AMERICANS. THEY'RE BASICALLY HANDING GLOBAL POWER TO CHINA. WHETHER TRUMP LIKES IT OR NOT, FREE TRADE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. CHINA WORKED THAT OUT YEARS AGO, AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE THE MAJOR BENEFICIARIES. IT'S NOT ALL TRUMP'S FAULT. THE TPP WAS GOING NOWHERE UNDER OBAMA, AND HILARY DIDN'T LIKE IT EITHER. BUT LISTEN TO THESE STATS... CHINA ACCOUNTED FOR TWO-THIRDS OF ALL GLOBAL GROWTH IN THE PAST 15 YEARS. 120 OF 196 COUNTRIES COUNT CHINA AS THEIR MAJOR TRADING PARTNER. MUCH OF AMERICA'S INFLUENCE HAS COME FROM THEIR OUTWARD-LOOKING GLOBAL LEADERSHIP. ISOLATIONISM IS THE ANTITHESIS OF THAT. THEY'RE THE LOSERS. Amazing stats. It's all geopolitical. S NOW, FOR PARENTS STRUGGLING WITH TEENAGERS LACKING SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED AMBITION, ALL MIGHT NOT BE LOST. BRANDO YELAVICH WAS ONE OF THOSE THORNS IN OUR SIDES ` BATTLING WITH ADHD AND HEADING OFF THE RAILS. BUT THEN HE DECIDED TO WALK THE COAST OF NZ TO REINVIGORATE AND REINVENT HIMSELF, AND THE POSITIVE CHANGES BEGAN. TWO YEARS ON FROM THAT BIG ADVENTURE, HAVING JUST TURNED 23 AND NOW KNOWN AS WILDBOY, HE'S AT IT AGAIN IN THE DEEP DEEP SOUTH. HERE'S MICHAEL HOLLAND. UPBEAT MUSIC IT SOUNDED STRAIGHTFORWARD. 'WE'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE,' HE SAID. THE REALITY, THOUGH, NOT QUITE SO SIMPLE. OUR RENDEZVOUS WITH OLD MATE, YOUNG MATE, WILDBOY INVOLVING A BEACH LANDING, A 16KM TREK AND A TWISTING RIVER BOAT RIDE. UPBEAT MUSIC OF ALL PLACES? OF ALL PLACES, HERE ON STEWART ISLAND. IT'S BIG, IT'S EXTREME. THIS IS THE FINAL TEST IN THE TRANSITION TO MANHOOD. 60 DAYS OUT HERE ON YOUR OWN, I THINK YOU ARE JUSTIFIED IN CALLING THAT A TEST. THIS IS HARD WITH A PACK. I DON'T DO THINGS THE EASY WAY. INDEED HE DOESN'T,... 'FIRST INJURY, JUST GOT A STICK THROUGH MY HAND.' ...BUT THAT'S THE ESSENCE OF WILDBOY BRANDO YELAVICH,... HORNS BLARE ...WHO I LAST MET AT CAPE REINGA. I'M BACK! AT THE END OF AN EPIC, ALMOST-TWO-YEAR 'FINDING HIMSELF' WALK OF OUR COASTLINE. UPBEAT MUSIC NZ'S MOST WILD ISLAND. OUR THIRD-LARGEST ISLAND NOW PROVIDING A NEW PROVING GROUND, A NEW CHALLENGE FOR THE ADVENTURER WHOSE BATTLE WITH ADHD ALMOST DERAILED HIS TEENAGE YEARS AS HE FLIRTED WITH DRUGS AND THE LAW. THERE IS RIVERS, INLETS AND HARBOURS, AND IT'S NOT FLAT; THERE ARE UPS AND DOWNS, AND BETWEEN THE UPS AND DOWNS THERE IS A TANGLED NETWORK OF WINDBLOWN TREES. THIS IS JUST SO ISOLATED, I AM REALLY GOING TO GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT MYSELF. HIS LEARNING WITHIN THE FIRST WEEK, AFTER A GRAND SEND-OFF,... SEE YA LATER, GUYS. KIDS: BYE! ...THE COLD BITE OF LONELINESS. I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH THE 'BEING ON MY OWN' THING AGAIN. I DON'T LIKE BEING ON MY OWN. THIS IS THE POINT, THOUGH, ISN'T IT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS? NO, I DON'T. IT'S KINDA LIKE TYPE TWO FUN. MOST ADVENTURES ARE TYPE TWO FUN; THEY ARE NEVER FUN WHILE YOU ARE DOING THEM, BUT ONCE YOU LOOK BACK ON IT, IT WAS THE COOLEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE. WOW. I JUST SAW MY FIRST KIWI. WOW. REALLY EMOTIONAL. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. WHOO-HOO! IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A RAT. IT WASN'T GAMEY, AND IT WASN'T STRONG. IT WAS JUST THIS REALLY DELICATE, BONY, LITTLE DELICIOUS TREAT. WHY CAN'T YOU BUY THESE IN SUPERMARKETS? BUT IN LOOKING TO LIVE OFF THE LAND,... I'M GOING TO BE EATING A LOT OF THIS. ...AND THE SEA,... LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE PAUA! ...A MOMENT OF REALISATION AS HE LINED UP A DEER WITH HIS BOW AND ARROW. IT WAS JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT ME AND I THOUGHT, 'WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE FOR ONE OR TWO MEALS.' I FEEL LIKE I HAVE DEFINITELY GROWN AS A HUMAN. I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE REAL ME. THE UGLY ME, THE HAPPY ME, THE SAD ME, THE EMOTIONAL ME. AND THIS IS YOU? THIS IS ME. THIS IS TOTALLY WHO I AM. WELL, WILDBOY, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN FOR SURE NOW. UNTIL WE NEXT MEET, ALL THE VERY BEST. SEE YOU LATER. TAKE CARE. DON'T GET LOST. UPBEAT MUSIC Nice story. Beautiful pictures shot by Lee Fraser who told me he walked 20 km carrying the gear. I'm sure Michael Holland help them. I wouldn't think so. IN A WORLD WHERE NEWS TRAVELS FAST, HOW GOOD ARE KIWIS AT SPOTTING A DUD? OUR FAKE NEWS EXPERIMENT FEATURING TONI STREET ` HOW DO YOU TELL THE REAL FROM THE TOTALLY SKEWED? I'M QUITTING TV. WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE DO YOU THINK THAT'LL GET? THAT WILL GO OFF. PEOPLE WILL GO NUTS. AND TO PROVE SHE STILL WORKS HERE, TONI IS INTERVIEWING SOME GUY IN SYDNEY? # AND HE GOES BY THE NAME... # JUSTIN. # WHOA! # SO, SUPER EARLY OUT HERE AT THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING AND WE ARE PUMPED! AND SHE JUST COULDN'T HELP REMINDING US, AGAIN. Zovirax fights cold sores and cuts healing time by half compared with no treatment. So you can too. Cara's working me through the Christmas season. She does the real tree. I did a fake tree. He had to be dedicated in can't let it dry out. You do just the water? Mike Burns the pine scented candle. I can recommend the pine spray. No lights on the roof. Our whole property is this turned 12 months a year with very lights. I haven't been there. I'll get you a photo. Permanently Christmas in our house. Sounds jolly. DID YOU READ THE STORY ABOUT JOHN KEY AND THE EXPLODING PIG? OR THE ONE ABOUT HOW KIM KARDASHIAN IS JOINING THE ALL BLACKS? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FAKE. BUT FAKE NEWS SHARED ON FACEBOOK IS A REAL THING. THERE ARE EVEN THOSE WHO ARGUE IT'S WHY DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION. SO WE WANTED TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE IMMUNE. TIM WILSON WITH THE STORY OF TONI QUITTING SEVEN SHARP. WE BEGIN TONIGHT WITH BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. NOTHING GETS OUR ATTENTION LIKE BREAKING NEWS,... BREAKING NEWS. ...BUT FAKING NEWS ALSO GETS PEOPLE GOING. FAKE NEWS IS A COMBINATION OF FACTUALLY CORRECT AND MISINFORMATION THAT'S DESIGNED TO SKEW THE OPINION OF THE READER. YOU'LL SEE IT ON THE WEB, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, SOCIAL MEDIA, ON HANDHELD DEVICES. HANDHELD DEVICES ARE NOT DESIGNED TO GIVE YOU A FULL SPREAD OF INFORMATION. AS THE US ELECTION TIGHTENED, MORE PEOPLE CLICKED ON FAKE NEWS STORIES THAN REAL ONES. THE TOP FAKE NEWS STORY? THE POPE ENDORSING DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT. A TOTAL LIE. IT DEFINITELY CAME TO THE FOREFRONT DURING THE US ELECTION. BUT ACTUALLY, EVERY TIME THERE IS A GLOBAL EVENT, YOU'LL SEE A HUGE SPIKE IN THIS SORT OF MISINFORMATION. SO WE DECIDED TO TRY SOME MISINFORMATION OF OUR OWN,... 'HEY, JORDAN. CAN WE MAKE SOME FAKE NEWS?' ...FEATURING OUR VERY OWN TONI STREET. I'M QUITTING TV. YES? YES, THAT WILL GO OFF. WE MOCKED UP A PICTURE AND A STORY. NOTE ` CLICK ON THE LINK, WHICH BY THE WAY SAYS 'NOT A REAL NEWS STORY'. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THAT? YEAH, TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT. ARE YOU QUITTING TV? NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT QUITTING TV. WE PUBLISHED IT ON FACEBOOK. THAT FEELS WEIRD, EH? SO WEIRD. TO FAKE IT. WE DID THE SAME THING ON THE STREETS. IT'S VERY SAD. SHE'S THE NICEST THING ON TELEVISION. WAS THAT AN INTERNAL DECISION OR WAS THAT BASED ON PUBLIC PRESSURE? THAT'S VERY SAD. WHY? > BECAUSE SHE'S FANTASTIC. AND THEN THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT. WOW, WE MADE THE PAPERS. NOW, THEY KNOW THEY KNOW IT'S NOT REAL, BUT THEY'RE DOING A STORY ON IT ANYWAY, AND THAT'S HOW A FAKE NEWS STORY BECOMES A REAL ONE. THE ADVICE OF OUR EXPERT? JUST READ THE FULL ARTICLE. OH, AND CASE YOU MISSED IT, TONI'S STAYING RIGHT HERE. Isn't that amazing. We had so many people in our newsroom who fell for that. We never going to hear the interview interviewing just done. SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. TONI IS RIGHT NOW INTERVIEWING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. # DANCE, DANCE, DANCE. # AND AIN'T NOBODY LEAVING SOON SO KEEP DANCING. # I CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! # YES, I'M INTERVIEWING THE SUPER-TALENTED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. I'LL HAVE THE FULL INTERVIEW ON SEVEN SHARP TOMORROW NIGHT. # STOP THE FEELING. # GOT THIS FEELING IN MY BODY. # OOH-OOH. # I can take or leave the music. She was clearly at the airports saying that she's going to interview just done on seven sharp. I AM EXCITED TO HEAR TODAY WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BRILLIANT IDEA. PERHAPS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE OUT OF LAST WEEK'S QUAKE IS THE MAIN ROAD LINKING THE TOP OF THE SOUTH ISLAND WITH CHRISTCHURCH. DO THEY FIX WHAT THEY HAVE OR START AGAIN? FROM THE 'START AGAIN' FILE TODAY IS THE IDEA THEY CAN BUILD A WHOLE NEW INLAND HIGHWAY. COST? $4B. LET'S DO IT. LET'S SEE THIS LIKE WE SEE CHRISTCHURCH ` AS A WONDERFUL, POSITIVE OPPORTUNITY. THE POTENTIAL IS ENORMOUS. A MASSIVE MULTI-LANE HIGHWAY, FUTURE-PROOFED FOR TRADE AND TRANSPORT OPENING UP THE SOUTH ISLAND IN A WAY THE OLD ROAD NEVER REALLY COULD. LINE RAIL UP ALONG SIDE IT. MAKE IT A SUPER ROAD. WE'VE GOT THE MONEY. IT WOULD BE FASTER, MORE EFFICIENT AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING WE WOULD EVER HAVE UNDERTAKEN HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR LAST WEEK. DREAM BIG. WHY NOT? I DO HOPE EVERYONE IS STILL ON THE LOOK-OUT FOR A GREY VAN WITH A PAEDOPHILE AT THE WHEEL. I'M OF COURSE REFERRING TO THE EVIL PIECE-OF-SHITE WHO ABDUCTED A BOY (11) LAST THURSDAY IN THE WEST AUCKLAND SUBURB OF RANUI. THAT STORY HAS SLIPPED OFF THE MEDIA RADAR A LITTLE, WHICH THE MAN IN THE GREY VAN IS PROBABLY VERY GRATEFUL FOR. POLICE SAY THEY'VE RECEIVED A HUGE PUBLIC RESPONSE, BUT HAVE MADE NO ARRESTS. AND WHEN I SPOKE TO THEM THIS AFTERNOON, THEY SAID TO KEEP THE CALLS COMING IN. TOMORROW, POLICE HOPE TO FINALLY SPEAK WITH THE VICTIM, THAT INNOCENT BOY (11). BUT LET'S GIVE THEM A HAND. SERIOUSLY, IT'S A GREY VAN WITH A PAEDOPHILE AT THE WHEEL. AND WHEN POLICE FIND HIM, HOW ABOUT GIVING EVERY PARENT IN NZ JUST ONE MINUTE WITH HIM. ADD THAT UP, AND YOU HAVE THE START OF A SENTENCE. 1 NEW CAPTIONS BY JUNE YEOW AND ALANA DRAYTON. SEVEN SHARP CAPTIONS BY JESSICA BOELL AND TOM PEDLAR. CAPTIONS WERE MADE POSSIBLE WITH FUNDING FROM NZ ON AIR. COPYRIGHT ABLE 2016.