Previously on Filthy Rich ` I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of Karl Reichman. I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of Karl Reichman. We are exposed to anyone who might want to buy our stock cheaply. There are rumours Lloyd Maxwell's sniffing around. Lloyd Maxwell? I think that we should break up. There's someone else that I've been sleeping with. Well, you know those terrible houses my mother owns? What if I fix 'em up? I wanna be the new face of all things decent. Would you like wings as well? Where is it?! I didn't touch your phone. Kennedy? Is this Al? ROCK MUSIC I have some information that I think would be very helpful to your inquiries. I'll deal with you later. I saved you, Savannah. They would've thrown you in jail for life. She set Brady up! I care about you so much. I trusted you! Oh my God! Vannah, wait. Just let me explain. Please. I don't wanna talk about it. It's not the way it looked. I don't... want... to talk about it,... ever, OK? Copyright Able 2016 Ta-da! Look what I've got. Oh my God! Thank you, thank you, thank you! International crisis averted (!) Mwah! Come to mama! I thought you might have been more concerned about your mother. She said she didn't want me to go to court. They'll let her go, won't they? We all hope so, don't we? ROCK MUSIC All rise. Court is now in session. This is an application for bail. Thank you very much. Please be seated. Representatives please. Craig McCrew QC, representing the Crown. Thank you. State your cases, please. If your honour pleases, the defence submits that Miss Truebridge is not a flight risk and poses no harm, physical or otherwise, to members of her community. ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES No comment. No comment, no comment, no comment, no comment. You have no idea. PHONE RINGS Hi, Cherry, True... No, I don't know when she'll be back, because, um, she's in court at the moment. Sorry. They're persistent. I know. There are stacks of them out front. You wouldn't believe how pushy they are. Just drive in through the car park. I don't have a car park. I catch the bus. Ah, Savannah. I was just about to call you. Just wanted to check in with Michelle about PR` Yeah, actually, Sir Douglas has just called an emergency meeting of the board. He's already booted Brady off. What more can he do? I guess we'll find out. He called me too. He didn't want refreshments after ` not even ToffeePops. What's that's got to do with anything? No biscuits means he's on the warpath. How did people live before these? (GIGGLES) They had frizz, pubes on their head, and no product, either. BOTH LAUGH Do you think we need to do any study? Well, Mum's not here, and if she asks, I'll just say we had to fulfil my AFK quota. AFK? Away From Keyboard, so we don't fry our brains. (CHUCKLES) CELL PHONE RINGS (SIGHS) I hate 'number blocked'. POP MUSIC PLAYS Hi, this is Kennedy. Hi! What's up? I need to see you. Can you get away? Now? OK, sure. I can find it. See you soon. Was that your uni guy? He wants to meet up. Well, You don't have to go just cos he says so. (LAUGHS) Can you cover for me please? Catch you later. < DOOR CLOSES POP MUSIC PLAYS POIGNANT MUSIC Sir Douglas. Morning. Where is everyone? Is everyone receiving? Yes. Loud and clear. We have a quorum, and this is allowed for in an emergency. Where's the fire? Brady Truebridge has now been arrested. She's already off the board. She should tender her resignation. You've gotta be kidding. I propose a resolution where we ask Mrs Truebridge for her resignation forthwith. What happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'? We need to distance ourselves from our CEO. Our share price is in the doldrums, and we have become a target for a mystery consortium. We are now in play. What's that? Someone wants to take us over. The buyer is anonymous, but I believe it may be a front for Lloyd Maxwell. Shit. Who's Lloyd Maxwell? Perhaps you could google it later. Can I have a seconder? Seconded. Hold on. I am the only one that thinks that by doing this we seem weak and disloyal? We might need some time to reflect. Point taken. But now, all those in favour? BOTH: Aye. POIGNANT MUSIC No way in hell. That's a nay,... but the motion is carried. Arrogant pricks. They're cowards. Boards aren't known for their bravery. Well, I'm a shareholder as well as a board member ` I'm not taking it lying down. OK, well, you could call a meeting for all the shareholders and ask for a vote of no confidence in the board. Do you really want that kind of shit fight? She's innocent. I can't just do nothing. OK. Who's this Maxwell guy? The enemy. Copyright Able 2016 ROCK MUSIC 1.4 mill. That's unreal. It's just your dividend, buddy. It's like our, um, version of wages. Get out there. Live it up! CELL PHONE RINGS Hello. Joe speaking. Sorry, who? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure. I can meet you there. OK. No problem. (CLEARS THROAT) Eligible man has date teed up before lunch, eh? Um, nah, its just some guy, um, at the gym who wants to train. Don't you want your gym bag? Oh, he just wants to talk. Oh yeah? Sure she does. Hey, go hard, you bad thing! Always. INDIE GUITAR MUSIC Hi. I thought it best to talk in private. Away from John and Vivian? As you know, John has some problems with impulse control. And when it comes to Vivian, a mother's love can be blind. But you're still working with them. Of course. But I'm concerned that John doesn't think strategically. So, is there something I can help you with? We'll have some challenges if the share price keeps dropping. Like this Lloyd Maxwell guy. You think he'd go for a takeover? He's also got scores to settle. And if you hear anything that might be of interest, you maybe could give me a call? No problem. And by the way` I wont be mentioning this chat to John or anyone. I'm glad we understand each other. I think so. See you soon. BIRDS CHIRP Hello? Hello? Is anybody here? UNSETTLING MUSIC This is kind of a weird place. MUSIC CONTINUES There's something I need you to do immediately. Show me your cell phone. Are you angry with me? Your phone? < Now, delete every text and photo between us. Why? Every single one. UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES Someone called me this morning from your phone. Who was it? I've got no idea! It was your number. I don't know. Maybe my sort of annoying half-brother? < It was a female, a girl. Who have you talked to? No one. I believe in self-control, but even I can be pushed past the point of no return. I didn't do anything! Show me the phone. It's deleted, all of it. And now it's over. We never met or spoke. I don't understand. You betrayed my trust. You will not attempt to contact me ever again. And if you ever mention anything to anyone, you will regret it. UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES 1 Hey. Hmm? How's the study? Oh, you know. I was just gonna get some lunch. Well, does Kennedy want some? She's fine. CELL PHONE RINGS CELL PHONE RINGS Hey, Vannah. We need to talk. Sure. Great. Can you come into Brady's office? Yeah, absolutely. HARD ROCK MUSIC You're back already? Yep. How was your training buddy? Older than I expected, but still with something to offer. What are you up to this afternoon? Why? Well, I've just got a bit of a, uh, MILF on the go actually. What's a MILF? You know, a mother I would like to... (LAUGHS) You bastard! CELL PHONE BEEPS We've got cougars on the South Side, you know? Oh, I bet. Mmm. All those, uh, virtuous churchgoers just gagging for it ` apart from your ex, of course. Don't worry ` I'll be out of your way. Is that more mysterious hook-ups, huh? She's under 50. I can tell you that much. Oh! Joe Tamatoa! Two booty calls in one day. You've gone bad real fast, boy. ROCK MUSIC PHONE RINGS CELL PHONE RINGS Brady, hi. Are you out? I've got bail. I'm on my way home. Oh, you're free! It's not that surprising. How much money did you have to post? What are you talking about? For bail, you have to post money. No. I need you to bring over the board papers, correspondence and anything else I need to catch up on. Sure, I'll see you soon. FOOTSTEPS APPROACH Brady posted bail, and she's free! Oh, that's cool. I know! It's such a relief. I thought they were gonna send her to jail or something. Oh, I think you have to have a trial first. Yeah, I guess. (CHUCKLES) Did you want me for something? No, it was actually, uh, Savannah I was after. Right. Um, she's through there. CHAIR CREAKS Hi. Hi. (SIGHS) I'm real sorry about wigging you out and scaring you. It's fine. Uh, you said you wanted to talk. It's about something else. Your other brother's here. Wassup? Hey, man. (LAUGHS) Hey, bro. I just thought it would be good for the three of us to get together and discuss what's going on. The board's asked Brady to resign. No shit? Cos she got arrested? Yeah, there's that, the share price and a rumour that Lloyd Maxwell from a company called Maxwell Prior has been secretly buying up our stock. What's the big deal about that? A takeover bid. But we've got 51%. No, not any more. Eh? We got publicly listed, remember? So other people have shares in the cake now. But we still need to show that we have confidence in the company and in Brady. Team Brady T-shirts. (LAUGHS) It was a` It was a joke, guys. Jesus. I'm proposing a joint press conference. Nah. No, not me. Don't you wanna back Brady? I'm just crap at that kind of thing. Public speaking, all that. Yeah, hey, you're the media star. You should do it. Awesome plan. Yeah, I guess. But I got your back, and we oughtta stick together, do more as a team. Yeah, that'd be great. KNOCK AT DOOR Brady's nearly home. She wants to see you. (SNIFFS) So, how was your hot date? What? You stole my phone, and you called my friend, and now you've ruined everything. I just wanted to know who he was. And now he's dumped me and hates me, all because of you. Get out! It was just one call. You're stupid and a total bitch. I am your friend! Get out! I never want to see you again! (SNIFFLES) UNSETTLING MUSIC FOOTSTEPS CLICK (SIGHS) DOOR CLOSES Hi! I got the stuff you wanted. In my office. I am so sorry I wasn't at court. That is fine. Fisher texted about a board meeting. What happened? They voted to ask for your resignation. Who did the dirty? It was unanimous except for me. Those ungrateful shits. Trust me ` I said that. Hey, Grace! Hi! Oh dear. Teenagers. I wanna make a statement to the media. Are you sure that's wise? We need to get the shareholders onside. Mum! Thank God you're home. Hey, sweetheart. (SNIFFLES) I've missed you. (SOBS, SNIFFLES) Oh, I've missed you too, honey. I'll keep you posted. Welcome home. Hey, it's OK. Everything's gonna be fine. I guess. Did you and Grace have a fight? Kind of. What about? Oh, nothing. Just the Middle East. (LAUGHS) Well, no one ever wins that argument. I guess not. You two will make up. We'll have a nice dinner together. OK. Have you seen Maria? She's cleaning, somewhere. UNSETTLING MUSIC What the hell are you still doing here? Working. Lying bitch. You speak of yourself. Get out! I work for Mr Truebridge, not you. It may have escaped your attention, but my husband is dead. And still you are a whore. You lied to the police, and then you deleted the footage. You deserve to be punished for your sins, your fornication. And you lied ` how very Christian of you (!) You can take your nut-job purity and piss off. You never deserved John. And it was me ` he turned to me in his hour of need. Me, not you. (CHUCKLES) Oh my God. You were in love with him. He trusted me with his soul. (LAUGHS) It is the truth. (LAUGHS) As if he would have gone for someone like you, you dried-up, sanctimonious cow. UNSETTLING MUSIC You think you know so much, but John had secrets he never told anyone. But he told me. Like what? You care so much to know now? Stop talking in riddles. John was atoning for the sins of his past. What sins? See? You know nothing about him. He longed not for you, but for redemption. UNSETTLING MUSIC OK. I'm gonna give you one last chance to tell me exactly what you are raving about or you are out the door. I choose the door. Go on, then ` fuck off out of here! TENSE MUSIC 1 FUNK MUSIC REPORTERS CLAMOUR She's coming. Miss Truebridge! Miss Truebridge! Guys, and girls` Miss truebridge, why did Brady do it? Do you believe she did it? I am very glad to have this opportunity to talk to you all. FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES Been taking a few selfies, have we? Oh, um, no, that's my mate. You're a bit similar. Let's have him to stay. I like a Southern man. Can't. He... I had a bad car accident. I'm sorry, pet. Uh, his mum's looking after him, but he needs round-the-clock care. I'm sending her some money. How much? > About a mill. You're like Westport's answer to Nelson Mandela. Not really. Yes, you really are amazing. And if you'd like to make a donation to an elderly relation, > I can give you account details. < FOOTSTEPS RETREAT BIRDS CHIRP It's OK; we're safe. Yeah, well, I nearly didn't come. I'm so glad that that you did. Seriously, I need you on my team. INTERCOM BUZZES Yo! Come on up. Join the party. You're expecting someone else? Yeah, like I said ` crack team. But you ` you're my ace. Yeah, what am I actually meant to be doing? Well, I have a list of properties and tenants. Hi. Hey. Hey. So wonderful you could join us. Toni,... this... is Ariana. UNSETTLING MUSIC Good to meet you. You too. Old Toni here is gonna be helping us out with our groundbreaking housing warrant-of-fitness project. Yeah. Toni is seriously the best at what she does. < What exactly is that? Social media, press releases, massaging the issue ` just whatever it takes to promote the TBH brand. Toni's in PR. This isn't about the brand. Oh, no, I know, I know, I know, but, I mean, we've gotta be realistic about this. Right? I mean if TBH is gonna commit money to the project, then it's gonna need to see something in return. Am I right? No point doing any good if nobody knows about it. Toni's so cynical. I could say the same about you. Among other things. She's just kidding. We go way back. I still don't know what I'm meant to be doing. Oh, you have the most important role. I need you to be the face of this project. And what a beautiful face that is! You talk rubbish. She kills me, all the time. I just wanna put people into healthier houses. That is a fucking great line. Isn't it? Guys,... I can just tell... that we are gonna make the greatest... team... ever! (CHUCKLES) Mm. It's so lovely to see you. You too. You too. Aw. So, what's this all about? Well, you once said if I needed any help, right? Of course. Anything. I need a bit of background on the Maxwells. Ah,... the Maxwells. Not a lot of love lost there. Yeah. Why? Well, John and Lloyd used to be friends as well as rivals ` frenemies. And then it all went to custard. Over a business deal? Actually, it was a game of golf. Really? There was an award-winning Central Otago vineyard riding on the outcome. Wow. John won, Lloyd never forgave him, and every year,... John would send Lloyd a nice case of Pinot just to rub it in. Doesn't that seem a bit petty? Oh, darling, the rich are the worst. Especially the men. Just think of them as baboons in suits. But why do you want to know? Just business stuff. I'm just trying to get up to speed on things. Would you like to meet a Maxwell? You could arrange that? Oh, I do get the odd invitation. Shall we go to the ball? It's a ball? Oh, it's much worse, but I'm sure we can suffer through it. (CHUCKLES) BUZZING PHONE RINGS Hey, Gillian. How's things? OK. Is Garth all right? He's doing OK. He gets frustrated. Listen, love, did you put money into my account? Yeah. Yeah, that'll help a bit, eh? Where did it come from, Zac? Uh, I told ya ` I've been working. You can't expect me to believe you've earned a million dollars. Well, like I said, I've got this` this rich rellie who's been helping me. Don't lie to me, Zac Bryce. I'm not, and why does it matter where the money came from? Are you in some kind of trouble? No! No, no, things are great. Listen to me, sweetheart. I'm not gonna touch this money. It's mine, honestly. I want you and Garth to have it. I've just about lost one son ` I don't wanna lose another. Please, Gillian` When you're prepared to be honest with me, then we'll talk about what we're gonna do. OK? Bye. (SIGHS) UNSETTLING MUSIC All right! We're really gonna make this happen, guys. Yeah, yeah. Bye. Bye. Nice to meet you, Toni. You too. < FOOTSTEPS RETREAT Man, doing good is such a turn-on ` I'm getting a little bit hard. You want to, uh...? You're such an arsehole. What? Dropping me in it like that! How do you think I felt? Oh, sorry (!) I didn't think it wouldn't be such a big deal now that they've split up. They what? Oh my God. Did you not know? No. Well, I haven't spoken to Joe in a while. (CHUCKLES) Well, now the door is wide open. Look, I thought we were here to talk PR, not my love life. Love? Now, that is very telling. Piss off, John. I've been thinking of some other ways we could polish your rusty halo. PHONE RINGS Shh. Yo. Pokester. How is the dirty world of muckraking? Sorry, can you say that again? Yeah. Who's gonna be on the news? CRICKETS CHIRP Oh, a welcome-home party. It is so great to be back with my family. And everyone else. So, what's for dinner? It's on its way. Pizza. Where's Maria? Sorry, darling. Maria has decided to leave us. What a surprise (!) She just left and didn't say goodbye? I suppose she had her reasons. Don't take it personally. But who's gonna replace her? Good to see you're over her loss so quickly. Well, we still need someone to drive us and cook and stuff. The horror (!) Now is not a good time to be inviting strangers into the house. I'm sure we will cope. DOORBELL RINGS SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS Goodness. What happens how? It's probably the pizza. I think I can handle it. SOFT JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING What is that? I talked to some reporters, like I said. I didn't know it would be on so soon. You have been a busy girl. I hope it comes across OK. As a member of the Truebridge Hunt Board and a shareholder in the Truebridge Hunt Corporation, I know Brady Truebridge very well. Accusations have been made, but I am sure that they'll soon be proved to be false. My stepfather was a violent man, with certain gang associates who may have wanted him dead. I know my stepmother was not responsible. Brady Truebridge is a` She is a natural on camera, eh? You wouldn't guess she's a slapper from the gutter. ...hard-working woman who's helped build up a major corporation. Personally, I find her an inspiration, a role model, not just to me, but to career women everywhere. More than that, she's been like a mother to me. Thank you very much for your time. CRICKETS CHIRP I hope that was OK. > You were incredible. Thank you. DOORBELL RINGS I'll get it. I just wanted to present a more positive story. I hope it wasn't too much. So amazing. You did it perfectly, lady. Thank you. You were masterful. And I, for one, enjoyed the catering. Carbs for one night won't kill us. I know ` how about we pretend we're flatties and have a cooking roster? What are you talking about? Patricia's here to see you. I can see that, Cherry. I've got something. Let's take it in the office. You should probably join us. OK. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 1 We have Roxy, I believe. Tracked her down to a club in New Caledonia. Can you confirm that? That's her. How'd you do it? You know what they say about slugs ` they always leave slime. I could go over and talk to her. (TUTS) I'm not sure. I've had a bit of time to think. And? Roxy had no axe to grind with me, no real motive, but there is one person who would have it in for me. Lorna? Yeah. I know this might be hard on you, Savannah. It's all right. You have to think through every scenario. My bag was planted in Karl's car. We know Lorna had it. I'll get on to it. There is something else I'd like you to do for me ` update the dossiers on the board members. You have files on the board? Everyone's dirty if you look hard enough. Is Jim still rooting his physio, Steve still running Sea Scouts? Are you sure this is a priority right now? I'm being attacked ` I need to be ready to fight back on all fronts. CRICKETS CHIRP You don't feel weird about having to do all the shit jobs? (CHUCKLES) At least I'm being useful. Hey. I need you to send me through the contact details for all the board of directors. Oh. OK. Now would be good. OK. Wow. She's even starting to sound like Brady. Yep. She's smart. CRICKETS CHIRP I know Savannah's wonderful and clever and beautiful, and I know she's your sister and everything, but what's wrong with me? Eh? I know I'm crap at reading signals, but thought you liked me. I do. So what did I do? When? I mean, there was that time we nearly got together, and then the house got robbed. And after that, it's like you don't even like me. I don't not like you; I think you're really cute. I like you heaps. Cute. Hot. I mean hot. I've had other guys say that, and then they never call or even text. I wish I was more like Savannah. You don't need to be. No, she's amazing. You're amazing. I mean it. Really? INDIE GUITAR MUSIC Whoa. You did seem to mean it. Oh! (GIGGLES) OK! (GIGGLES) How's Grace? Very dark and moody. They'll get over it. Yeah, I hope so. I wish I was with you. Oh, so do I. So, what are you wearing? CRICKETS CHIRP It's black,... with lace. It's a little bit S & M, but in the nicest possible way. Ooh, I like the sound of that. I am rubbing body lotion in. It's very smooth. (CLEARS THROAT) Maybe I could help. Where do you think I should put it? Down your legs, maybe inside your thighs. Is that good? Mmm. Ow. Was I going too hard with the body lotion? No, just a bit of a passion-killer. Maybe we should pick this up another time. Uh, yeah, OK. Um, I'll call you tomorrow, eh? Night, gorgeous. Night. BIRDS SQUAWK I miss having minions, even Maria. This coffee is awful. You look very put-together. I can scrub up when I have to. (CHUCKLES) Do you know who this is? Oh damn. Oh, it's John with Warren Brankovich, probably when they started the business. Fisher's father? I suppose it was before your time. He was a nice man, practical. But then he started hitting the bottle a little too hard. John let him go. Into an early grave. But where did you get this? It was a parting gift from Maria. She hinted at something before she flew off on her broomstick. PHONE RINGS You might want to check the house for hexes. Oops, that's me. Where are you off to? Anti-gravity yoga. It's brilliant. You hang upside down in slings. In that outfit? Oh, darling, what's life without a little risk? As promised, Brady didn't have a clue about where I was off to. (CHUCKLES) These are captains of industry? This is real power, bedroom power. You don't wanna mess with them. Oh, hello, sweetie. Hello, darling. That one with the blonde hair and the bling... They've all got blonde hair and bling. Now, her real name was Charlene, but she changed it to Charlotte when her husband made his first hundred mill. Great. And, uh, that one... slept with her best friend's husband. Said it was like being crushed under a wardrobe with the key sticking out. (GIGGLES) (GASPS) Vile Vivian at 11 o'clock. Maybe we should we go say hi. Not if we can help it. OK, so, are there any Maxwells here? All in good time. Ladies, it's so lovely to see you here today in such a good cause. Fill up your glasses and be prepared to empty your wallets. There she is ` the enemy. Our first item is some beautiful jewellery from Matiu Shortland. > She's the Maxwell? Let's opening the bidding at 500. Do I hear 500? Annabelle Maxwell, daughter of Lloyd ` the packaging princess. 500? 1 ROCK MUSIC Hey, guys. (WOLF WHISTLES) Aren't you a vision of loveliness? Yeah, well, this better be worth it, cos I had to get a reliever. You look great. I love the dress. Thanks. This is gonna be worth it. It is a vital step in our renovation plans. Yeah, I'm guessing these people don't do insulation. It's about tapping into influence. Raising your profile? You are such a quick learner ` just another thing to love about you. OK, well, we should get going. Otherwise we'll miss the auction. Oh, yes, we wouldn't wanna miss out on any overpriced cases of wine or some tragic shopping trip to Melbourne (!) Come on. Sold to my good friend Rosie ` the all-expenses-paid shopping trip to Melbourne for you and a very good friend. Be nice to Rosie! Now, I'm no bean counter, but even I can see we're still 5 grand short of the target. (TUTS) Ladies, you'd spend more on your horses than helping those in need. But just to show my dedication, the last item on our auction is lunch with me at an overpriced restaurant of my guest's choosing. Lets open the bidding at $500. Come on, Cathy ` I'll wear my pervy leather pants. (GIGGLES) 500. Vivian, thank you. > Do I hear 600? This is not doing wonders for my ego, guys. Come on ` sparkling conversation, dirty gossip. 2000. $2000... from a rather hunky gentleman. Thank you, kind sir. 3000. Gosh, I am popular! > Come on, handsome, could you spare a little more in a good cause? BIRDS CHIRP 5000. And we're there! (GIGGLES) Going once, going twice. I'm sold, for lunch at least, to the man of mystery. And that winds up the formalities. Thank you, everyone. > Feel virtuous all day, and drink more bubbles. Well, aren't you the dark horse! Hey, it's all for a good cause. And it's business. Annabelle. Nancy. And who might you be? I'm Joe. Hi. He's the newly discovered son of my brother John Truebridge. Oh. I know all about you! Do you? You're one of the children born on the wrong side of the mattress. Nobody mentioned you were gorgeous. (CHUCKLES) Well, I could say the same about you. Get you, charmer. Now, I hate to bore, but you need to fill in some dull paperwork. Cool. Yeah. Is that OK? Of course. It's for a good cause, isn't it? (CHUCKLES) INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY So, I guess you want name and address,... cash or credit? I wanna know everything about you. I thought you already did. I'm sure there's much more to discover. BIRDS CHIRP Well, doesn't... doesn't your family hate my family? My father does, but that's because he's a psychotic prick. I like to make my own judgements about people. Shouldn't we be getting back to...? It'll be tiny salad features. I felt like something more substantial. ROCK MUSIC MUSIC CONTINUES KNOCK AT DOOR You have a visitor. Hi. Go away. Go on in. I just wanna talk to you. I don't. If you don't talk to me, I could tell my dad and Brady what you've been doing. You evil bitch. I don't want to. So? You've already ruined my life. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I just... I wanted to know who he was. But why would you do that? Because we're friends. But you're, like, in love with him. I wasn't. You were. You are. Not like that. He made me feel ` I don't know ` clever, special. But you are special. You are to me. I just don't wanna lose you, that's all. Aw, come here. (SNIFFLES) I'm really sorry. Me too. I am just such a messed-up freak. You're not. You're amazing. Really? God, yes. That's so good to know. Um... Aren't you gonna say anything? What was that for? I've wanted to do that for ages. But I thought you were into guys. You know, like that cricket guy? Yeah, but that was just, like, for sex. What is this? I like you, Kennedy, a lot. And you being with that stupid uni guy is just wrong. And I care about you and... Oh, fuck, but now I've screwed it. You know, can we just forget about this, and just please don't hate me, OK? Wait. You don't have to go. Not if you don't want to, Ooh. Thank you. I'm rather surprised to see you here. Oh, I do get out occasionally. Wasn't there an unfortunate incident at a Save The Children Gala, you getting trollied and riding a fundraising pig? It was a goat, and I was hardly tipsy. I'm just here to introduce my hot young escort. Oh, that must be a novelty for you, not having any children of your own. Oh, here he is. Darling, you missed the auction. Oh, did I? Damn. What a shame! John Jr. Hi, Nancy. Oh, I didn't know you were coming. How lovely! And Joe's here too. He's here? He's somewhere around. INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS Did you know Joe was gonna be here? Oh, honestly, I had no idea. I'm sorry ` I have to go. CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS BOTH PANT Mmm. Wow. (PANTS) That was spectacular. Substantial enough? I found it very filling. Mmm. BOTH CHUCKLE (GRUNTS) (SIGHS) And the best thing is we got the small talk out the way. So now when we have lunch, we won't be wondering, 'Will we shag or not?' Yep, that makes sense. Better get back to business. Oh. (CHUCKLES) UNSETTLING MUSIC You'd be surprised how many of the old trouts try to leave without paying. Yeah, I'm sure you're more than a match for them. You got it, buster. Cool. BOTH CHUCKLE Hi. Uh, Ariana, this here is Annabelle, um` BOTH GRUNT You bastard. (GRUNTS) DRAMATIC MUSIC