(FROM # "Hello, Dolly!") 1 (FROM # "Hello, Dolly!") # Out there # There's a world outside of Yonkers # Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby # There's a slick town, Barnaby # Out there # Full of shine and full of sparkle # Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby # Listen, Barnaby # Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there # Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars # We're gonna find adventure in the evening air # Girls in white in a perfumed night # Where the lights are bright as the stars # Put on your Sunday clothes We're gonna ride through town # In one of those new horse-drawn open cars # We'll see the shows at Delmonico's # And we'll close the town in a whirl # And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl... (SONG FADES TO SILENCE) (WIND WHISTLES) (SONG PLAYS FAINTLY) # In one of those new horse-drawn open cars # We'll see the shows # And we won't come home until we've kissed a girl # (TINNY RECORDING OF SONG PLAYS ON) (COCKROACH CHIRPS) (TINNY MUSIC STILL PLAYING) (GRUNTS) (YELLS) (COCKROACH CHIRPS) (BEEPS CURIOUSLY) (TINNY MUSIC STILL PLAYS) (MUSIC OFF) (WHISTLES) (CHIRPS) (ELECTRONIC GIGGLING) # Buy N Large is your superstore # We got all you need and so much more # (BEEPS) (COCKROACH CHIRPS) (WIND WHISTLES) (CATERPILLAR TRACKS RATTLE) (CHIRPS PROTESTINGLY) (BEEPS) (CATERPILLAR TRACKS WHIR SMOOTHLY) (CHIRPS HAPPILY) Too much garbage in your face? There is plenty of space out in space. BNL star liners leaving each day. We'll clean up the mess while you're away. The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom. Spend your five-year cruise in style. Waited on 24 hours a day by our fully automated crew while your captain and autopilot chart a course for non-stop entertainment, fine dining. And with our all-access hoverchairs, even Grandma can join the fun. There's no need to walk. The Axiom. Putting the star in executive star liner. Because at BNL, space is the final fun-tier! (HUMS CHEERFULLY) (WHISTLES) (VIDEOTAPE OF "HELLO, DOLLY!" PLAYS THROUGH MP3-PLAYER) (HUMS ALONG WITH MUSIC) # When you feel down and out # Strut down the street and have your picture took # Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about... (EXCLAIMS IN WONDER) # You feel as fine as you look! # And we'll recall... (BEEPS CURIOUSLY) # When time runs out... (BEEPS WITH SATISFACTION) # That it only... Whoa! # Took a moment # To be loved # A whole # Life long # (WIND HOWLS) (CLICKS ON "HELLO, DOLLY!" RECORDING) # And that is all # That love's about... (ALARM BEEPS) Uh-oh. (WIND AND ALARM DROWNS OUT SONG) (WHISTLES) (COCKROACH CHIRPS) # It only takes... (COCKROACH CHIRPS # A moment... (YAWNS) # To be loved # A whole life long # (BEEPING) (GROANS) (CLANG) (GROANS) (BEEPING) (BURST OF MUSIC) (CHIRPS EXCITEDLY) (SIGHS) (CRUNCH) (YELLS) (BEEPS MOURNFULLY) (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) Here. (JUDDERS) (WHISTLES) Whoa! (TOYS SQUEAK AND BARK) (ELECTRIC CAR KEY BEEPS) (WHISTLES) (PING!) (EXCLAIMS IN WONDER) Oh. (YELLS) (HAMMERING) Oh. (CHIRPS) (RUMBLING) (WHISTLES) (GASPS) Whoa! Ha! Er... (ENGINES ROAR) (YELLS) (CLANG) (ROARING SLOWLY FADES) (WHIRS NERVOUSLY) (CLANG) (CLANKING) (SHRIEKS) Ah! (CLANKING) (BEEPING) (WHIRRING) (WHOOSH!) (WHIRS CURIOUSLY) (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) (ENGINE WHIRS AND ROARS) (WHIRS NERVOUSLY) Oh! (WHISTLES) (SONIC BOOM) Oooh. Oh! (CHATTERS WITH FEAR) (RATTLES) . 1 . (WHISTLES) (CHIRPS) (CHATTERS WITH FEAR) (CHIRPS) Oh! (CHIRPS) (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) (GIGGLES ELECTRONICALLY) (GIGGLES) (WALL-E YELLS) (ROBOT BEEPS QUESTIONINGLY) (ROBOT BEEPS AGAIN TWICE) (CHIRPS) (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) (RUSTLING) (YELPS) (CRASH!) (YELLS) (LOUIS ARMSTRONG) # Hold me close and hold me fast # The magic spell you cast # This is la vie en rose... (YELPS) # When you kiss me, heaven sighs # And though I close my eyes # I see la vie en rose... (CLANKING / YELPS) # When you press me to your heart # I'm in a world apart # A world where roses bloom # And when you speak angels sing from above # Everyday words seem to turn into love songs... (TRUMPET SOLO) (WHIRS QUESTIONINGLY) (SIGHS) Oh! (CRASH!) (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) (CLANG!) (CLANKING) (WALL-E WHISTLES A TUNE) (WHISTLES AGAIN) (BLOWS HOOTER) (ROBOT SPEAKS) (ROBOT SPEAKS VARIOUS LANGUAGES) Directive? Oh! Directive? (MUTTERS) (JUDDERS) Ta-da! Ooh. Dir-ect-ive? Directive? Classified. Oh. Name? (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) Wa... Wa-a-all-E. Wall-E. (SIGHS) Wall-E. (LAUGHS) Eve. E-E-E? Ev-e. E-Ev-a. E-E-E-Eve. E-E-E-Eve. E-va. (EVE GIGGLES) Eva? Eve. (ALARM WHIRS REPEATEDLY) (WIND ROARS) Eva! Eve, Eve, Eve, Eva! Wall-E! Wall-E! (CLANK / WIND HOWLS) (SNEEZES) Eva! (WHISTLES) Oooh. (BOBBY MCFERRIN) # Here's a little song I wrote... (GASPS) # Note for note, don't worry # Be happy # Here. (CLANGS) Oh. Look. (POPS BUBBLEWRAP) Pop. Eva pop. (Eve beeps and whistles) (SPEEDY POPPING) Oooh. Oh. (WHISTLES) (SPEAKS) (GASPS) (WALL-E WHINES LONGINGLY) # For there's no blue Monday in your Sunday clothes... (MUTTERS) Oooh! # No blue Monday in your Sunday clothes # Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out # Strut down the street and have your picture took (WALL-E HUMS ALONG) # Dressed like a dream your spirits seem to turn about # That Sunday shine is a certain sign # That you feel as fine as you look # (BANGS AND CRASHES) Wall-E? (GROANS) (GROANS) Oh. No! Whoa! Oh! Incoming. (CRASH) Ooh! (MUTTERS) Ah! Ha! (WHIRS / WHIRS CURIOUSLY) Ahh! Hmm. # And that is all # That love's about # And we'll recall # When time runs out # That it only... Oh. (EVE WHIRS CURIOUSLY) # Took a moment # To be loved... Eva! # A whole life... (GIGGLES) # ..long # Eve. Oooh. (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) (WHIRRING) (EVE HUMS RHYTHMICALLY) Whoa. Eva? Eva? Oh. Eva! Eva! E-E-Eva! . (EVE HUMS RHYTHMICALLY) (WALL-E'S CATERPILLAR TRACKS WHIR) (DISTANT THUNDER) (CRASH OF THUNDER) (CRASH OF THUNDER) Oh! (YELPS) (SQUEAKS) (SIGHS) (CLANG) Ow! (PONG COMPUTER GAME BEEPS SLOWLY) (EVE HUMS RHYTHMICALLY) (SIGHS) (SIGHS MOURNFULLY) (CHIRPS) (RUMBLING) (COCKROACH CHIRPS ANXIOUSLY) (GASPS) Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva! No! (BEEPS STERNLY) (SHOUTS COMMAND) (CHIRPS) (YELLS) (ENGINE ROARS) (ENGINE ROARS) E-Eva! Whoa! (WALL-E SCREAMS) (CHIRPS) Oh. Uh-oh! (IN AWE) Oh! Ah! (IN PANIC) Oh! Eva! Oh! Wow! (BEEPS / BURST OF MUSIC) (CHUCKLES) (IN AWE) Oh! Whoa! (YELLS) (MACHINES BEEP AND WHIR) Eva. Oh! (ROBOT BEEPS RAPIDLY) Foreign contaminant. Oh... Foreign contaminant. (YELPS) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (CLANG) Huh?! (BUZZING) Oh! (YELLS IN FRUSTRATION) (CHATTERS ANGRILY) (ALARMS) Uh-huh. (ROBOT CHATTERS ANGRILY) (ROBOT SHRIEKS) (SIRENS WAIL) (SIRENS WAIL) (YELLS) Eva! Huh? (BEEPS) Foreign contaminant. (SHOUTS / CHATTERS) (BEEPS) (BUZZING) (CHATTERS) (BUZZING) Eva. (YELLS) Oh! (CHITTERS) Eva! I've been in my cabin all morning so let's hover to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space. No, we did that yesterday. I don't wanna do that. Well, then, what do you wanna do? I don't know. Somethin'. Whoa! (BUZZ OF CONVERSATION) ..make a place... No, it doesn't... I'm tired of this argument... So what's happening? If you can't fool the strong... It isn't any good. (WOMAN) Bot! Over here. Huh? Whoa! Hello? I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you. (WALL-E EXCLAIMS) (V/O) Buy N Large. Everything you need to be happy. Your day is very important to us. Hey, drink bot. Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup! (ALARM) (ALARM) Please remain stationary. A service bot will be here to assist you momentarily. Stewards! Hello! Please remain stationary. Help. A service bot will be here to assist you. (WHIRRING) What's that? What's going on? Ooh! (GASPS) Wall-e. Er,... John. Eva? Er, no. John. Eva! Bye, Wall-e. (FEMALE ROBOT) A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend. (V/O) Mmm! Time for lunch. In a cup! (SLURPING) (V/O) Feel beautiful. (V/O) It's the new you. Stunning. I know, honey. Men! (V/O) Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue. It's the new red. (PEOPLE) Oooh! (KEYPADS BEEP) (WOMAN) Ooh, love blue. (WOMAN) Date? Don't get me started on the date. Every holo-date I have ever been on has been a virtual disaster. If I could just meet one, one who wasn't so superficial. There are no good men out there. I know. I know because I've... What the...? Whoa! (WOMAN) Huh? Yoo-hoo. Wall-e. Er, Mary. Eva? Huh? Oh! Oh, oh, sure. Yeah, go ahead. Eva? Shade! (MARY GASPS) I didn't know we had a pool. # Way out there beyond . (BEEPS) (HOOTS) (DOOR PINGS) (WALL-E BEEPS) (GASPS) Captain, you are needed on the bridge. (SNORING) (ALARM CLOCK BEEPS) (MUTTERS IN HIS SLEEP) # ..lots of world out there... All hands on deck! Morning. Just a trim? # We'll go find adventure in the evening air... (CHUCKLES) Uh-huh. Oh, I see. I know, honey. I know. I'm good, I am good. You look gorgeous. (CAPTAIN SIGHS) Ah! # In one of those new horse-drawn open cars! # (YAWNS) ("THE BLUE DANUBE" BY J STRAUSS II) Sir? Coffee. (CHAIR WHIRS) Sir, the annual... Protocol, Auto. First things first. Computer, status report. Mechanical systems? Unchanged. Reactor core temperature? Unchanged. Passenger count? Unchanged. Regenerative food buffet? Unchanged. Jacuzzi ph balance? Unchanged. Atmospheric conditions? Unchanged. Laundry service volume? Unchanged. OK, Auto. The annual... 12:30! Auto, why didn't you wake me for morning announcements? Honestly, it's the one thing I get to do on this ship. Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and... Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary of our five-year cruise. I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free.. sep-tu-a-cen-tennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that. Also today we have a... (BEEPING) Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button? Captain, probe one has returned positive. Positive? (EVE WHIRS INTO LIFE) (Eva) But... no probe's ever come back positive before. (SIRENS) (BUY N LARGE JINGLE PLAYS) Greetings and congratulations, Captain. If you are seeing this, that means your extraterrestrial vegetation evaluator, or eve probe, has returned from earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis. That's right. It means it's time to go back home. Home? We're going back? Now that earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status, by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonise. (CRASH) Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to earth. It's that easy. Oh. Due to the effects of microgravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some... slight bone loss. But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time. We have a jogging track? If you have any further questions, consult your operation manual. See you back home real soon. (BNL JINGLE PLAYS) (SLOWLY) Operate manuel. Er... Manuel, relay instructions! Manuel? Wow! Will you look at that! Eve. Huh! Eva! Wall-e! Oh! No! Wall-e! Eva! (MUFFLED) (CAPTAIN) Well, let's open her up. "Step one. Voice command. Confirm acquisition." Confirm acquisition. Voice authorisation required. Er... (RECORDING) "Er..." Accepted. (BEEPS IN PANIC) W-Where's the thingy? (AUTO) Plant. Plant, right. W-Where is it? Maybe we missed a step. Show me how you... Plant! Wall-e. Wall-e! Eva? Plant! Why don't you scan her to be sure? (AUTO) Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty. So, then, we're not going to earth? Negative. I guess things go back to normal. Correct, captain. Well, false alarm! False alarm. The probe must be defective. (SIGHS) Gopher? Send her to the repair ward. Have them run diagnostics on her, make sure she's not mal... (SHRIEKS) Wall-e. Have... Wall-e cleaned. Yoo-hoo! Eva? (GRUNTS) (SIGHS) Analyse. Analysis. Foreign contaminant. Substance is a three-phase system composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids. (YAWNS) Subject is most commonly referred to as soil, dirt or earth. Earth?! Hmmm. Define "earth". Earth: the surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea. Wow! Define "sea". Sea: an expanse of salt water that covers most of the earth's surface and surrounds its land masses. (BUZZING) Foreign contaminant. (BRAKES SQUEAL / CRUNCHING AND BANGING) Oh! Eve! (PR-T) Just a trim? You look gorgeous. (YELPS) (SQUEALS) (SNEEZES) Fore! Fore! (FURIOUS BUZZING) Eve! (SCREAMS) Clear, clear, clear. Ah! (EVE GIGGLES) Ohhh! (Eve) Oooh...! Oh! # Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there # Eva! (CRASH) Wall-E! (DEEP GROWLING) (WALL-E) Ohhh! Wall-E! (QUESTIONING BEEPS) (CACOPHONY OF BEEPS) Wall-E! (SIREN BLARES) (EXCITED BEEPING) (PR-T) Oh, my! Halt! (WHIMPERS) Ah! Wall-E! (V/O) Caution. Rogue robots. Caution. Rogue robots. Caution. Rogue robots. (SCREAMS) Wall-E! (SHOUTING) Halt! (V/O) Caution. Rogue robots. Wall-E? (WHIMPERS) Clear. (V/O) Caution. Rogue robots. Oh! Eva! 1 Eva? Earth! Earth! Oh! Directive. Oh! Wall-E. Wall-E! (LIFT HUMS / PINGS) Ohhh! Oh, plant! Wall-E. (GASPS) Eva! Wall-E! (ALARM BLARES) (SCREAMS) Ah! Cruising speed. (THUD) You are now free to move about the cabin. (BEEPS) Twenty seconds to self-destruct. Ha! Ten seconds to self-destruct. Ah! Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two... No! No! (WALL-E SCREAMS) Wall-E! Wall-E! Eva! Hey. Wall-E. Eva! (GASPS) Wall-E! (SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT) (SIGHS RAPTUROUSLY) (GIGGLES) Wall-E! Whee! (LAUGH) Oh, so many stars! Oh! Ohhh! Hey! That's whatshisname! Ugh! Hey, what the...? Look! Look at that. Wha...? Hey, I know that guy! It's... Wall-E! That's him! Wall-E. Hi, Wall-E! It's your buddy John. (GASPS) Hi. Hi. Define "hoedown". Hoedown. A social gathering at which lively dancing would take place. Auto, earth is amazing! These are called farms. Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they'd grow food, like pizza! Good night, Captain. (SIGHS) (Psst, computer!) Define "dancing". Dancing: a series of movements involving two partners where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music. Eva. Home. (CRASH) (PANICKY BEEPING) The lido deck is now closing. The lido deck is now closing. (LAUGHS) Stop that! Make me. I didn't know we had a pool! No splashing. No diving. (DISTORTED) No splashing. No... (GASPS) # It only... Eva. # Takes a moment # No! Shh! (TURNS OFF MUSIC) Oh! Directive. (IMITATES JETS HISSING) Prepare for landing. We're here, everybody. Yay! Captain, we're home! It's so beautiful! (DEEP VOICE) No, it's nothing. I was pleased to do it. It's all about you people, not me. (RATTLING) How...? H-How did you find it? Ohh! We can go back home, for the first time! What's it like now? No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to see for myself. Wait. That doesn't look like earth. Where's the blue sky? Where's the... the grass? # Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out... I know that song. They're, erm, dancing! Yes, dancing! # That Sunday shine is a certain sign # That you feel as fine as you look # Beneath your parasol... You made it somehow, little guy. You didn't give up, did ya? (GASPS) OK, come on. Wait a minute. # When time runs out... # That it only # (MUSIC STOPS) Huh? Eva? Eva! (THUNDERCLAP) Oh! (BEEPS SADLY) Eva? Eva! E-E-Eva? (SIGHS) Eva. Eva! Huh?! Foreign contaminant. (ANGRILY) Oh! There you go, little guy. You came a long way for a drink of water. Just needed someone to look after you, that's all. We have to go back. Auto, come down here. Aye-aye, sir. Wall-E. (SIGHS) Wall-E! Auto! Eve found the plant. Fire up the holo detector. Not necessary. You may give it to me. You know what? I should do it myself. Captain. Sir, I insist you give me the plant. Auto, get out of my way. We cannot go home. What are you talking about? Why not? That is classified, Captain. Give me the plant. What do you mean classified?! You don't keep secrets from the Captain. Give me the plant. Tell me what's classified. The plant. Tell me, Auto! That's an order! Aye-aye, sir. # Buy N Large at your superstore # We got all you need # Just cut it off, will ya? Hey, there, autopilots. Got some bad news. Erm... Operation Cleanup has, well, er, failed. Rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on earth. Unsustainable? What? Darn it, we're gonna have to cancel Operation Recolonise. So,... just stay the course. Er... Rather than try and fix this problem, it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space. Easier? (MAN WHISPERS) Mr President, sir, time to go. OK, I'm giving Override Directive A113. Go to full autopilot. Take control of everything, and do not return to earth. Repeat, do not return to earth. Let's get the heck outta here. Now the plant. No. Wait a minute. Computer, when was that message sent out to the Axiom? Message received in the year 2110. That's... That's nearly 700 years ago! Auto, things have changed! We've got to go back. Sir, orders are do not return to earth. But life is sustainable now. Look at this plant. Green and growing. It's living proof he was wrong. Irrelevant, Captain. What?! It's completely relevant! Out there is our home. Home, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done. That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing! On the Axiom, you will survive. I don't want to survive! I want to live! Must follow my directive. (YELLS) I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today. Gopher?! Hey! That's...! This is mutiny. Eve, arrest him. (EVE BEEPS) Eve, you are to put this plant straight in the holo detector. No! (BEEPS) Huh?! Eva? (BOTH) Wall-E! Eva! The plant! Throw it! Wall-E! Eva! Give me the plant. No! (FAINT BEEPING) Oh! Wall-E! All communications are terminated. You are confined to quarters. No! Mutiny! Mutiny! # Way out there beyond 1 Wall-E? Caution. Activating airlock disposal. Wall-E! Activating airlock disposal. Wall-E! (EVE WAILS) (STRAINED) E-E-Eve! Wall-E! Caution. Activating airlock disposal. Activating airlock disposal. (GROANS) Wall-E! Foreign contaminant. (PANICKY BEEPING) (GROANS) (WIND HOWLS) (BEEPING) (WEAKLY) E-Eve. Wall-E. (BUZZING) Huh? All clean. All clean. Voila! (WALL-E GROANS) Wall-E. (BUZZING) M-O. M-O? M-O. M-O. Oh? Erm... Uh-uh. Ah! Dir...ec...tive. Directive. Earth... (GROANS) (GROANS) Earth... Earth. Earth! (GRUNTS) Earth! Earth! M-O! Wall-E! (CHITTERS) (SIREN WAILS) (BRAKES SCREECH) Wrong. (FRIGHTENED CHITTERING) (ALARM BLARES) Please hold. We are currently having... Eva! Caution. Rogue robots. (BEEPS "Put on Your Sunday Clothes") # ..Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there # Get out the brilliantine That style suits you. Caution. Rogue robots. Caution. Rogue robots. (GASPS) Not possible. Rogue robots. (SIRENS WAIL) (BABIES CRY) Auto! Auto! Mutiny. Mutiny. Stupid wheel! Caution. Rogue robots. Caution. Rogue robots. Caution. Rogue robots. The plant! (LAUGHS) We'll see who's powerless now. (GRUNTS) Ah! Testing, testing. Is this thing on? (WHISPERS) This is the Captain. I am locked in my room. Eve, Wall-E, bring the plant to the lido deck. I'll have activated the holo detector. Hurry! Auto's gonna cut me off... Halt. Halt. (PR-T) Oh, my! (CHITTERS) Clear. Halt. (CRASH!) (LAUGHS) Look what I got, Auto! Not possible. (CHUCKLES) That's right. The plant. Oh. You want it? Come and get it, blinky. No. (LAUGHS) Captain? Captain? (ROARS) Let go. Let... go. Too heavy for you, huh? Ow! You won't get away from me, one-eye. Get off. Is that all you got? (BEEPS RHYTHMICALLY) Halt. Cease and desist. A little closer. Not good. Got you. (LAUGHS) (ALARM SOUNDS) Oh! Oh! Oh! (BOTH) Oh! (SNORES) (ANXIOUS MUTTERING) (GASPS) Remain calm. Remain calm. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're having a slight malfunction... with the autopilot. Please remain calm. (YELLS) (GRUNTS) Enough. Oof! Hey! John? Whoa! (ANXIOUS CRIES) No. No, no! (SCREAMS) Hang on! Whoa! Oof! (GASPS) (BABIES CRY) John, get ready to have some kids! (BABIES LAUGH) (JOHN AND MARY SCREAM) (LOUD RUMBLING) Look out! (BEEPS) No! Wall-E! (GASPS) No! (ALL SCREAM) (THEME FROM "2001: A Space Odyssey") (GRUNTS) (ALL GASP) (CHEERING) (CROWD YELLS EXCITEDLY) Auto? (CHEERING) Wall-E! Auto, you are relieved of Duty. No... (VOICE DISTORTS AND FADES) (WILD CHEERING) Plant! Plant! Foreign contaminant. Plant! Eva! (SNEEZES) Plant origin verified. Oh, Wall-E! Course set for earth. Ten seconds to hyper jump. Nine,... No! ..eight,... Wall-E! ..six, five,... (GASPS) Oh, no. Wall-E! ..four, three, two, one, zero. (SCREAMS) Wall-E! (CHIRPS) (DEEP RUMBLING) (RUSHING WIND) (ALL SOUND DIES AWAY) (MACHINERY WHIRS) (AWESTRUCK EXCLAMATIONS) (EVE BEEPS) (CHIRPS) Wall-E! Eva! Oh! (FAINT BEEP) (BEEPING INTENSIFIES) (BURST OF MUSIC) (CHIRPING) Wall-E. E-E-Eva... Wall-E? # Put on your Sunday clothes There's lots of world out there # Wall-E? (CHIRPING) (SPLAT!) (BEEPS SADLY) (HISSES) Wall-E? (RATTLING) Wall-E! Wall-E! (EVE HUMS "It Only Takes a Moment") Eva? Wall-E? Oh! Eva? (GIGGLES) # And that is all # That love's about... (GOPHER) Wall-E! (MARY) You are kidding! (GOPHER) Go, go, go! # When time runs out... # (HEADS KNOCK GENTLY) This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants. Vegetable plants. Pizza plants! (LAUGHS) Oh, it's good to be home! # A moment # To be loved # A whole # Life long # # Did you think that your feet had been bound # By what gravity brings to the ground? # Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked? # Well, come on down # All these rules don't apply # When you're high in the sky # So come on down # Come on down # We're coming down to the ground # There's no bigger place to go # We've got snow upon the mountains # We've got rivers down below # We're coming down to the ground # We'll hear the birds sing in the trees # And the land will be looked after # We'll send the seeds out in the east # Did you think you'd escaped from routine # By changing the script and the scene? # Despite what you made of it # You're always afraid of a change # You got a lot on your chest # Well, you can come as my guest # So come on down # Come on down # We're coming down to the ground # There's no better place to go # We got snow upon the mountains # We got rivers down below # We're coming down to the ground # We'll hear the birds sing in the trees # And the land will be looked after # We'll send the seeds out in the east # Like the fish in the ocean # We felt at home in the sea # We learned to live off the good land # We learned to climb up a tree # Then we got up on two legs # But we wanted to fly # And when we messed up our homeland # We set sail for the sky # We're coming down to the ground # There's no better place to go # We got snow upon the mountains # We got rivers down below # We're coming down to the ground # We'll hear the birds sing in the trees # And the land will be looked after # We'll send the seeds out in the east # We're coming down # Coming down to earth # Like babies at birth # Coming down to earth # We need to find new priorities # These are extraordinary qualities # We're coming down to the ground # There's no better place to go # We got snow upon the mountains # We got rivers down below # We're coming down to the ground # We'll hear the birds sing in the trees # And the land will be looked after # We'll send the seeds out in the east # We're coming down to the ground # There's no better place to go # We got snow upon the mountains # We got rivers down below # We're coming down to the ground # We'll hear the birds sing in the trees # And the land will be looked after # We'll send the seeds out in the east # We need to find new priorities # These are extraordinary qualities # To find on earth # To find on earth # To find on earth # Captions by IMS. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. 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