m 'Earth.' 'Birth place of the human race.' 'A species much like our own.' 'Capable of great compassion.' 'And great violence.' '(GROWLING)' 'For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns.' 'Our worlds have met before.' Here. (SNARLS) Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2015 "News flash." "Breaking news at Shanghai." "There's been a major toxic spill in the Shanghai Central District." "Our topic is a developing story.We will bring you any new information as we get it." "What's the status?" "C-hawks approaching target." Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir. Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed. One mile radius. Give NEST team the go. Black Hawks, clear to land. (JAUNTY MUSIC) Ding-a-ling, come out and get your ice cream. Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass-whooping. 'For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots has taken refuge here under my command.' "Get ready to launch." "We're locked and loaded." 'Together, we form an alliance with the humans.' 'A secret, but brave squad of soldiers.' This one is toxic spill. They had to evac the area for Search and Rescue. This makes six enemy contacts in eight months. We gotta make sure this one does not get into the public eye. 'A classified strike team called NEST.' 'We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes, hiding in different countries around the globe.' Rolling Alpha through Echo now. Alright, Ironhide. We got Echos. Vamos. To the stacks. Two o'clock. He's here. I smell him. It's close. It's getting closer. What have you got? What have you got? Thermal ripple. Alright, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it. Hand to one, requesting fire mission now! Gunships on station. Rolling hot. "We intersected a Decepticon." Arcee twins, target coming your way! Agh! I screwed that up. I'm OK, I'm alright. This is combat, man! Ooh, brain freeze! What's wrong with you? Three inside, swipe. Clear and fast. Damn, I'm good. Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now. (RADIO COMMS) "Dropping in five, four, three, two, one." Autobots, I'm in pursuit. Pull over. Punk-ass Decepticon, any last words? This is not your planet to rule. The Fallen shall rise again. That doesn't sound good. Not today. Come on, let's go. All hands on deck! Frankie, Mojo, out. We're on a schedule! Why are you in such a hurry? Did you rent my room out? No, I got other ideas for your room and it rhymes with home theatre. (SOBS) Look what I found. It's your little baby booties. Oh, Ma... Oh, my little baby, booty boy, you can't go! This is how you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins goes out into the cruel world. My heart bleeds for you, pal. College, bummer. You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones! You have to come home for Halloween. I can't come, Mom. We'll come to you. No, we're not going anywhere. We'll be in costumes. Y-You can't do that. Would you let the kid breathe, for crying out loud? There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip. Let's go! March, young lady. Oh, oh, Dad! I love you when you call me young lady. You dirty, old man. Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet. Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! What? It's not a rap video! Just like a coach thing, you know. That's a really creepy move just now, Dad. Your mother and me are really, really proud of you. You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college. Now I'm crying again! This sucks! You're gonna be OK, Ma. It's gonna be, you know, hard for her to... ..accept that her boy's all grown up, you know. Going out to handle the world. You OK, Pop? Yeah. (DOG WHIMPERS) Mojo, no dominating Frankie! Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts! Wow. You see a lot of that in college. What are you talking about? There's gonna be lot of women. I'm the one-woman guy. Mikaela's the greatest, but you gotta give each other room to grow. You're no different than any other couple your age. We discovered an alien race! How long're you gonna ride that scooter? # "21 Guns" - Green Day I know what the odds are. We're the exception. (PHONE) Wait a second. Oh, who could that be? Two weeks, it could be Muffy. Hey, beautiful. I'm breaking up with you, Sam. "Really? You sure?" Well, I am, OK? So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you. You almost sounded serious that time. I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7. All Witwicky all the time. Souvenirs from the event-that- cannot-be-mentioned on cell phone. Some candles and stuff. Sounds cute. I can't wait. "Oh, hey..." You want the infamous D-Day shirt? You kept your nasty clothes? Yeah! It's like my Super Bowl jersey. I bled in this thing. Wow, you're pretty confident. No, it's just my low self-esteem's at an all-time high. You think your box of souvenirs will keep me from leaving you? You should come with me, they got cheap apartments in campus. That's not gonna happen until I get my man-child father fresh out of prison, back on his feet. "I heard that." "Where's the clutch covers?" "Next to the cam shafts." I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me. Cam shafts. "Why can't I hate you?" Just my Witwicky charm. Wait, hold on a second. I guess we're not breaking up. I'll be over in 20. Mikaela... I think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt. "Sam?" Oh, God! Fire! Dad, we got a fire! (SNARLING) Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard? C-Can you just stop? Yeah, OK, I'll stop! Just - You carry this shit. (CHATTERING) You know what? I don't wanna go anywhere with you. I don't wanna go to France with you! Fine. I'm just going inside. I'll call you from Paris. (ROBOTS CHATTER) Dad! What is all the racket? Whoa. Sam? Whoa, whoa! Dad... What was that? It's the whole kitchen! Bumblebee! Gees! (SCREAMS) (CLANG!) Ohh! 9-9-1-1! Bumblebee! Get in the garage. What the frick just happened? I'm about to have a breakdown. Go in the garage, quietly please. Holy mother! (WHINES) Oh, my God! Whatever! Get in the garage, now! (CLANGING) Power's out! (SIRENS WAIL) Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for? My house is on fire! What happened? Come here. Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver, put it in your purse. Sam Witwicky. Yes, Mom. A word with you. Yeah. Hi, Mikaela. Hi. I have a bald spot. Oh. An old furnace, I think. ..a waffle iron. I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage! Judy, shh. National security. If we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. Just consider this the official start of a remodel, OK? Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool! And a hot tub! (COUGHS) Yeah, you know you're a tool. He's having voice problems. He's playing it up. Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, OK? # I'm so excited # And I just can't hide it... Hey. I'm not taking you with me. (GROANS) I'm gonna wait outside, OK? I meant to tell you about this earlier. Here's the thing... Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars. If it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. You're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this. This is hard enough, man, don't make it harder. Can you just look at me, please? (MOANS SADLY) Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done, OK? You did your job. Look, I'm safe now. You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others. I wanna be normal, Bee. That's why I'm going to college. I can't do that with you. (SOBS) It's not the last time I'm gonna see you. Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee. But you'll always be my first car. Love you, Bee. (LAUGHS) Wow! Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're taken care of. You got dirt all over you. Stop! What? I'm OK. Look. So you think you can make it through those East Coast winters without me? You're, like, the best thing that ever happened to me. And? And I'll do anything for you. And? I think Sam's about to say the L word. Let's go, kiddo. Nice timing, Dad. I... adore you. That's not the word that I wanna hear. It's the same word as the other word. It's not the same. If I say it now, you're forcing me. Plus, you haven't said it either. Because guys always run when you say it first. So do girls. Especially girls like you with options. So, this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested? I hate that it's working. Can I have a kiss? We'll make it work, I promise. # "Never Say Never" - The Fray Retrieve it. Retrieve it. "Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three." Bad ass ice-cream truck coming through. Excuse me, excuse me. Hello! Those are nice. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time. Yes, sir! Look here. Come on, let me call right here. Time to get my sexy on the green. Green? Oh no! Green is mine, I call green. (ROBOTS SCUFFLE) I got the green. That hurt! It's meant to. It's an ass-kicking. Attention! Director Galloway, what an honour. I'd love to show you around but you need classified access. Presidential order, Major. I got a message for your classified space buddies. You guys made a mess at Shanghai. This is where we communicate with the JCS. This area serves as the Autobots' hangar. Secured line to JCS is up, Major! (INDISTINCT RADIO COMMS) "Secure line to the Pentagon now." "Saw the Shanghai op. It was a rough day." "Yes, sir." We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. Now, I can't let you see him, but I'd like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots. Proceed. You gotta wonder... God made us in his image. Who made him? Our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year. Each on a different continent. They're clearly searching around the world for something. But last night's encounter came with a warning. "The Fallen shall rise again." "The Fallen." Meaning what? Origin - unknown. The only recorded history of our race was in the All-Spark and lost with its destruction. Excuse me! With this so-called "All-Spark" now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would? Director Galloway, our national security advisor. The President just appointed him liaison. Well, I guess I didn't get that memo. Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me, excuse me. Er... After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is, er, hard-pressed to say the job's getting done. Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry. We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good. But who are you to judge what's best for us? We've been fighting side-by-side in the field for two years. We've shared blood, sweat and precious metal together. Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk! Don't tempt me. And the, uh, the newest members of your team... Easy. ..I understand they arrived after you sent a message into space. An open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no-one at the White House. Let me stop you right there, Mr Galloway. It was vetted here. And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach. Be that as it may, General. It's the President's position that when national security is at stake no-one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE-1, AKA Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and full-time surveillance. We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien All-Spark is locked in an electromagnetic vault, here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world. Decepticons, we have located the shard. And since no-one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion... You. The Autobots. They're here to hunt you. What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again"? Sounds to me like something's coming. If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet,... ..will you leave peacefully? Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your president decides, please ask him this... What if we leave and you're wrong? That's a good question. Oh, my gosh! Look at this place! (GASPS) I feel smarter already. Ron, can you smell it? Yes, smells like $40,000 a year. Oh, hey, cheapo! Go ahead, we'll, uh... We'll get your stuff. Go ahead and check out your room. # "21 Guns" - Green Day Hey. Hey. You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo. Hey. Do you want this side or that side? Er... That side. I already chose that side. You know what this is? This is the awkward moment. You're trying to see if I'm normal. I'm trying to see if you're normal. Good hygiene. Won't stab me. Won't steal. Including girlfriends. Especially girlfriends. You got a girlfriend? I do. You? (LAUGHS) No, not a chance. You a techie? Meh. Sweet. Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at? Server's almost online. Network's up and running. That's what I like to hear. That's Sharsky, that's Fassbiner. my IT gurus. Welcome to my empire, bro. TheRealEffinDeal.com. I'm sure you've heard of it. No, I haven't. Well, that sucks. What is all this for? Call me gross, I wanna be a baby billionaire. Kitten calendars. It's where I started. Look at me now. Gotta have dreams, bro. (OVERLAPPING SHOUTING) Leo, we got brand-new Shanghai vids. Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ! What's FTJ? Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet. FTJ, FTJ... Did you see that? Half of Shanghai gets wrecked when China says gas leak. Just like the robots in LA two years that everyone covered up. I saw these robots! They did this, like, firing thing and they came down and toasted this woman - Looks fake to me. Dude, it's not fake. The Internet's pure truth. Video doesn't lie. It looks fake. No, man, I've seen them! (BOTH SHOUT) Look, look, it's fake. Anybody can do it on any computer. And I wasn't, er, there. So I can't comment or speculate. "Comment and speculate"? We're supposed to co-habitate? Listen, OK. Don't be sucking the sack, bro. Which sack? Look, the ball sack. Dude, what kind of tool are you? Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, alright. It's aliens, man. OK, OK. Follow me. Uh-oh. Uh, Leo. Bad news, we just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR. Damn! (GRUNTS) Robo-Warrior. Guy's our main competition. Effing was my effing idea! He's been linking to my site, thieving hits! I work for you? First day of college, I got a career at a dinky internet firm, with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff! You're mocking my life's work, Samuel? Huh? That's your one warning, dude! It's getting a little intense in my room. Can I switch? Sad face, 3-12! No switching, no trading. Let's turn that frown upside-down. Oh, here we go. Hi. It's just like Hogwarts. Hi! Is this a co-ed dorm. Do you guys want to meet my roommates? They're real swell guys. We're the Witwickys! I'm Leo. I'm Judy. You have a great son. Aren't you the sweetest thing? He's real sweet, Ma. What is that? I got this at the bake sale for the environment. You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks. Mom. Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian green for the environment. Judy, they baked it with reefer in it. No! Please give me. Hey! It's cheat day. I can eat what I want. I'm gonna freak out! Please do something right now, Dad. Out of my way! I can eat all the freaking brownies I want! I'm sorry and you're welcome. (SPEAKS SPANISH) Sharsky hacked campus housing and stacked the dorm with betties. Nice. Pretty girls. Hey, you! My son lives in this dorm. You should go make friends with him! (BOY) Glad she ain't my momma! And he recently had his cherry popped. (ALL LAUGH) He didn't know I was in the house. I heard it all. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, he would get in my closet and dress up like Boy Spice. Hey, and his car is a talking robot! No, like a... like a GPS, On-Star! (GIRLS) OK. On-Star. Frisbee. Whoo! No, Dad. Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school. Whoa! Whoa! Gimme! Mine, mine, mine! You already have one! Whoo! Judy, Judy. Just put it down. You gotta control your mother. (MUMBLES) Hey, Professor. I'd do anything for an A. Alright. We got some snacks in the car. Let's go. Whoo! Did you get the booties? Dad, I got the booties! Oh, my God, I'm upside-down! (BEEPING) Black Lion X-Ray. This is Black Lion Tango. "We have activated motion sensors on the west perimeter fence." (ALARM WAILS) Go, go, go, go, go! The Shard is gone. Take him down! (SHOUTING) We're hunting in the wild now, boys, so get your game faces on. I can't stay, I have a webcam date. That's so cool. No, it's not. # "Burning Down The House" - The Used While he makes up with his MacBook, I'm gonna be getting my freak on. Let's roll. She's hot. We're, uh... We're hunting. See you, darling. Bye, Dad. OK. This is our first live chat date. Never done it before. I'm kind of nervous. (ROCK MUSIC) Are you OK? No, uh... I was getting a napkin for my drink. Thanks. Cheers! You're Sam, right? Yeah. I wanna dance. L-Like dancing? Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling? Cos I'm in a permanently, semi... I'm in a relationship, kind of. Relax. I just wanna have some fun. You wanna have fun? Er, yeah, OK. Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there, and, er... Oh, my... So how about tonight, you pretend I'm your girlfriend and I pretend you're my boyfriend? Hey! Who brought the frickin' yellow Camaro? Huh? There's a car on the lawn! (BEEPS) What are you doing? Houston, we have a problem. What is it? < Freshman! Yeah. Is that your car on our bushes? It's my friend, he just went to, er, went to get you a tighter shirt. There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked! How about I park my foot in your ass? What size shoe do you wear? Oh, you - Hold on! Whoa! You wanna try it? I'll back it out. You... You have a ride?! Bro, why you holding out on us? I've only known you 17 hours. This is gonna change our lives! I love Camaros. Oh! I can't do this right now, OK? Don't be a wimp. Oh, God. Fuel-injected. Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me. We shouldn't, er, stare, I mean, share stories with each other at all. C'mon, Sam. Just one ride... (RADIO) # Your cheatin' heart... (THEME FROM "JAWS") Don't. Don't! # She's a super freak, super freak # She's super freaky... Is your radio broken? No, my concentration is. We're not cheating. Not yet. (CAR RATTLES) Is something wrong here? Agh! Oh, God! You OK? Ow. I really don't know what to tell you. This car has a lot of problems... Oh! (SCREAMS) God. Urgh, it's in my mouth. Urgh! Are you OK? I got wet naps. I got wet naps for your face. I... I'm so sorry! What are you doing? What?! What?! She was. No. She was. No. BOTH LAUGH I am the master of the way. BOTH LAUGH I am the master of the way. ALL CHATTER, LAUGH Hey! Over here, mate. (LAUGHS) ALL CHATTER, LAUGH Hey! Over here, mate. (LAUGHS) Thank you so much. See ya! Hey, thanks for driving tonight. Hey! Over here, mate. (LAUGHS) Thank you so much. See ya! Hey, thanks for driving tonight. You owe me. Thank you so much. See ya! Hey, thanks for driving tonight. You owe me. (LAUGHS) Fair enough. Kate was giving me the eye as well. What?! Kate was giving me the eye as well. What?! She was. No. She was. No. BOTH LAUGH What's that? BOTH LAUGH What's that? Oh crap. Don't worry about it. You're well under. Oh crap. Don't worry about it. You're well under. Yeah, but it's a lower limit now. Good evening. Any alcohol tonight? You're well under. Yeah, but it's a lower limit now. Good evening. Any alcohol tonight? Uh, just a couple... with dinner. Yeah, but it's a lower limit now. Good evening. Any alcohol tonight? Uh, just a couple... with dinner. Yeah. She's fine, eh. Stop. That's over 250 micrograms. I now require you to accompany me to the booze bus... Oh stink. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say... It's a failed result, ma'am. ...may be given in evidence in court. You could ring a taxi and pick your car up in the morning. Let's call your mum and dad. They're, like, 10 minutes away. your car up in the morning. Let's call your mum and dad. They're, like, 10 minutes away. We're not calling my parents. Let's call your mum and dad. CHILDREN ARGUE We're not calling my parents. Let's call your mum and dad. CHILDREN ARGUE Please. Behave yourselves. No. In the car. INDISTINCT RT CHATTER You won't give me a day, huh? You won't give me one day in college. I'm sorry, Sam. But the last fragment of the All-Spark was stolen. Like what, like Decepticon stolen? We put it under human protection at your government's request. But I'm here for your help, Sam. Your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. Perhaps they are right. That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share. This isn't my war. Not yet. But I fear it soon will be. Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. Whole generations lost. but I'm not some alien ambassador. but I'm not some alien ambassador. I'm a normal kid with normal problems. I am where I'm supposed to be. I'm sorry, I... I really am. Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me. We do. More than you know. "Con, Sonar, new contact, bearing 214, possible hostile confirmed for Project Beat Six drop-point. What you got? Pull five contacts. 5,000 feet. Diving fast. Never seen anything dive that deep that fast. Man battle stations. Man battle stations! (ALARMS WAIL) Helm, left full the rudder, all ahead two-thirds. Dive, go deep. (SNARLING) The NEST protecting NBE-1 are screaming, sir. That is 9,300 fathoms down. And no confirmed DSRVs on sight? None, sir. Then, we've got a problem. Need parts. Kill ze little one! Ze shard, make Energon. (ALARMS WAIL) Con, sonar, now holds six contacts and they're coming up fast. Sound collision alarm. (OVERLAPPING RADIO COMMS) Angel Six, we got six hostiles coming up. Collision imminent. Portside. 100 feet. Brace for impact. Starscream, I'm home. Behold, Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your... resurrection. You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet! Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it. After all, in your absence, someone had to take command. So disappointing. Careful! Fragile! Even in death, there is no command but mine. My master, I failed you on Earth. The All-Spark is destroyed, and without it, our race will perish. You have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube is merely a vessel. Its power, its knowledge can never be destroyed. It can only transform. How is that possible? It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind. Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body. And you will, my apprentice. In time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains. Optimus. He protects the boy. Then the boy will lead us to him and revenge will be ours. Yes. The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights. Without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying. Space, time, gravity. Thank you. Finish that for me. We're going on a journey together, you and I, today. All you eager, nubile young minds, on the very cusp of adulthood. And I shall be your consort, your guide, your chaperone, into the heart... of darkness. (LAUGHS) Welcome to Astronomy 101. For what do we know about the stars? Virgo,... the virgin. Orion, the great hunter. These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon. No, they are dynamite, filled with a throbbing, savage and pent-up energy. Behold the work of Albert Einstein, a professor once, like moi. Energy... What are you doing? Put your hand down! Young man, there are no questions until I've reached the climax of my lecture. I've just finished your book. Einstein's wrong. Energy doesn't equal mass X velocity light square in this dimension. What about the other 17? Nobody even talks about them. For example... (SPOUTS QUICK-FIRE SCIENTIFIC THEORY) Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class - Young man, I will not be punked in front of the dean. No, this is my universe here. Do you understand? I am the Alpha and the Omega. Get out of my class. Yes, sir. Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown? Hi, Bones. Hi! Hi! Good boy. Oh, what a good boy, you are. Hey, Bones. You hungry? (DOG BARKS) There you go. (PHONE RINGS) (SIGHS) Yes, Samuel. Hello? Mikaela. I can't believe you stood me up on our first web date. Something just happened to me, OK? Wait, you finally hit puberty? Remember I told you about my great-great-grandfather, Archibald? (SHOUTS) Do you remember I was telling you? Watch the foot! Watch your foot! My great-great-grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right? Megatron zapped him and he started seeing crazy symbols, OK. Now I'm seeing them. I just read a 903-page book in 32.6 seconds and had a meltdown in class. I am seeing symbols ever since I... Since what? Ever since I touched the Cube splinter. Do you have it? Yeah, I have it. It's in the shop safe. It's fine. Do not touch it, OK? Don't touch it. "I'm not gonna touch it." Sam, it's fine. It's locked away, no-one knows where it is. I do! You're hot, but you're ain't too bright. There we go. That'll work. Oh! Sonofabitch! What are you looking at, Slobberpuss? What the...? This place is a fricking House of Horrors. Agh! The pain! It's hurts. (MUMBLES) Hold on. (MUMBLES TO SELF) (SCREECHES) Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do? What are you doing, ya little freak? That's my eye, you crazy bitch! You gonna talk now? Ow, ow! I seek knowledge of the Cube. The Fallen demands me. What knowledge? You got the shard, I need the shard. I'll be dead without that shard! Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone. Then I'm your worst nightmare. Ow, ow, ow, ow! "What the hell was that?" I'll tell you later. I'm gonna get on a plane right now. I'll be there later this afternoon. Have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today? Yeah, a large bomb! No. Good. (MUMBLES RAPIDLY TO SELF) Major, incoming SOS from Autobots. Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Eastern United States, sir. As in how many? Unclear, sir. Well, get clear. Autobots on the move. Splitting into two teams, sir. They're altering course, heading to New York and Philadelphia. Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes! "Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia." Alicia, mi amor! Can I interest you in an 18-inch zookeeper's special? Extra-large triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. Unless you're a vegetarian. Alright, it's cool. I am too. Is Sam home? Sam... I think he died, but why don't we check? Here we are. Hey. Have you ever had a song stuck in your head, like the worst song ever? It repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar. Dude, what the eff...? Kitten calendar... I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out, don't freak out. Puzzle, code, in my head, on the walls. Everything is good. This is the part that... Sshh! Sshh! (WHOOSHING) OK, what were you saying? Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Get out. Wait! C-Can I just sit and watch? I-I'll eat my pizza quietly. Sam, I knew there was something special about you. Really? (PANTS) I know you know what happens when two people in the know get together, they're genuinely amazing... in bed. Thank you. No problem. Alright, listen, hold on. Boundaries. OK, I'm very ticklish. We have needs, Sam. Relax! Why? Jees! Uh, what about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it? You are very aggressive. Just relax. You want some turkey meatloaf? Sam? Mikaela. Is that your girlfriend? Uh-huh. Ex. Mikaela! Wait! I can explain every... Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice... Whoa, whoa, whoa! (SCREAMS) C'mon! This is an alien robot. You gotta move. Just run. Oh, my God, I can't believe I once had sex with her in my dream. I can tell that you really missed me! It's not my fault! I'm a victim. You were a victim? Of what? A little 80-pound girl? Molestation! It's like getting humped by a mountain ox. You put your tongue in her mouth! I didn't. You did. Ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tongue? And it smelt like diesel. Like a diesely tinge to it. You're such a little girl. We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence. You can't give me the silence. I'm not talking to you. You can give me the silence, but you can't stop me talking. What were you gonna say? I hope you had fun because this is over! Did she violate your orifice with her nasty alien probe? (STOMACH GROWLS) There'll be embryo alien babies gestating inside you. You need to vomit right now. Yak it, yak it. Who are you? I'm Leonardo Spitz. I'm the key to this. Aliens want me because of my site. Whoa! Whoa! Run! Mikaela! Run. We've gotta move! We gotta get that box. This way. Hey, let me out, let me out! Oh, my God, you know to hot-wire a car? That's so hot. Drive, drive, drive. She's there. No, no, no, no, no! The car! Oh, my God! Kiss this, bitch. Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive. What else don't I know, cos you guys forget to mention minor details! Thing you saw back there... (BOTH) Whoa! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Sam! Sam! (SCREAMS) Sam! Hold on. Sam! (SCREAMS) I don't wanna die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God! (ALL SCREAM) Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus! (SNARLS) Come here, boy. Closer. OK. You remember me, don't you? I did what you said, OK. Just don't hurt us. Shut up! Sam! (GROANS) It feels good to grab your flesh. I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully. But first, we have some delicate work to do. (SCREAMS) How I could snap your limbs off... Doctor, examine this alien specimen. (JIBBERS) Stick out your face now. Oh, there they are. That's what I'm seeing in my head. These symbols can lead us to the Energon source. We must tear ze brain! Brain? What does he mean by my brain? Well, you have something on your mind. Something I need. Hold on. I know you're pissed. I tried to kill you, and it's completely understandable. I think that we have an opportunity here to start anew and develop our relationship, and see where it leads us, OK? You just call this off and let's talk for five seconds. Go, go, go, go! Here he comes! Hide, Sam! Weak. Puny. Junkyard... drone! Come here, boy. There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy can lead us to it. Optimus! Is the future of our race not worth a single human life? Up! Get up! You'll never stop at one. I'll take you all on! (SNARLS / ROARS) Sam, where are you? You're so weak. The last Prime is dead. Sam, run. (POWERS DOWN) Autobots, attack! This is Lennox. That went well. We've lost the boy, Master. The Autobots must be shielding their signals. I can't even rely on you. No! What a simple insect! One insect amongst several billion - Shut up! It could be anywhere. Then, we will force them to find him for us. It's time for the world to know of our presence. No more disguises, no mercy! The time has come for my master's arrival. Decepticons, mobilise. It is time. (INTERCEPTED RADIO COMMS) Who is this? Hello? I mean bon... bon soir! (SNARLING) What? Who is this? For Pete's sakes! I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing. You are invading my space. Would you get out of here? I didn't come all this way to eat a plate of snails. We're gonna try new things. Looks like Canadian goosepoop. It's nasty. (SIREN WAILS) (SNARLS) Carriers don't just sink. "..or a terrorist attack, or worse." Negative. NORAD confirmed. The projectile came from beyond our atmosphere inbound at 30,000 knots. Citizens of the human hive, your leaders have withheld the truth. You are not alone in this universe. We have lived among you, hidden. But no more. As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will,... ..unless you turn over this boy. If you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it. "What we're hearing is that the world broadcast is a satellite hacking." "The military has just told us they have assumed Condition Delta, which is the highest level we've been at since 9/11." "President Obama is being flown to a bunker somewhere in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe." "The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt, goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost." "Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000, but that number could grow." It's still too early to tell. What we need to ask now, is who and why. "The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky." "..we believe they have information." "The FBI, CIA and Interpol are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements." Hey, bro, you need to listen to this, man. They have a picture of me, man! We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives! I just need you to focus just one minute, man. Stop. You know - Give me this thing. They can track us. Do you see this? They can track us? Like satellite-track us? Whoa! I'm not even with you guys. Technically, I'm like a hostage. Enough is... These things are gonna give me a heart attack. That's cos you is a wuss. You forced me into the car - Oh, I think you scared. Mudflap. What are we gonna do with this shrimp taco? Just pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk! Wait, not my trunk! Yo, bumper cars! I'm hearing you, OK? I'm right here and I can hear you. No-one's popping any caps in any asses. I've had a hell of a day. Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? Go whine to your boyfriend. Sam, I'm just gonna go to the authorities and tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this! Hey, hey! You wanted this, right? Wake up! You're in the middle of it. You wanna run, go ahead! Stop complaining. What is the meaning of this? You dare point your gun at me? You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart! Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons! Tell them to lower the weapons. Tell them first. Major, there's nothing I can do. Talk to him. Your NEST team is deactivated, Major. You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations and return to Diego Garcia, pending further orders. We take our orders from the chairman, sir. I'll see your chairman and I will raise you a President of the United States. An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores! The secret is out. This is our war now. And we will win it as we always have, with a coordinated military strategy. This fool is terribly misinformed. You'll need every asset you've got. We need to draw out battle plans while we explore every diplomatic solution. Like handing over the kid? All options are being considered. Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start. There is no negotiating with them. I'm ordering you to stand down! You won't be needing this any more. Get your assets back to base. Take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. Let's go. I really don't like that dude. He's a asshole. "Autobots, report to hangar for transport." Ironhide, we should leave this planet. That's not what Optimus would want. There's nothing that you could've done. You OK? Yeah. Bee, if you hate me, I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry. Young fella, you are the person I care about most in my life. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. He's dead because of me. He came in to protect me and he's dead. There's some things you just can't change. So this sacrifice will not have been in vain, hallelujah! I'm gonna make it right. I'm gonna turn myself in. W-We've got to stick together! You're not gonna do that. Yes, I am. (ENGINE REVS) Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day! You two. Huh? You know the glyphs? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head. That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertonian. Oh, that's some serious stuff. They gotta mean something. A message! Or a map! A map to an Energon source. Can you read this? Read? Nah. No, we don't really do much reading. Not so much. We gotta find somebody who can. Look, who came sashaying back! Hair grown like a chia pet. I had a mild panic attack earlier. That's cos you a pussy. I think I'm allowed, considering... I heard you have a problem. I think I know someone who can help. Who? Robo-Warrior. # "New Divide" - Linkin Park Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. One time, we hacked his site, and, maybe, I saw some of your, er, alien drawings or whatever. This is it. Yep, deli. Good front. Wait here. I'll give you the go, no-go, alright? Number 42, we got your kasha Varnishkes combo right here. Cash only. Who's next? I told you to cure the locks in the brine and smoke it! You want me to cut my hand off? You ruined a beautiful piece of fish! I'm like a ninja with a blade. Get outta here! Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh? Take a number, young man. Robo-Warrior. Know him? I never heard of him. You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com? You must be talking about that amateur hour blog operation with GameBoy-level security. Robo-Warrior. It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there. No... You gotta be kidding me. Meat store's closed. Everybody out! Out, right now! That means you, lady! You know this guy? We're old friends. "Old friends"? You're the case that shut down Sector 7. No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. All cos of you and your little criminal girlfriend. Look at her now, so mature. Moron, where's the white fish? Don't touch me with the thing! Yakov! What? You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around. You want those new teeth you saw in SkyMall? It's my dream! Help her out. You live with your momma? My momma lives with me. Your face is all over the news. I know. NBE-1, still kicking, huh? How did that happen? Don't answer. I don't wanna know. Goodbye, you never saw me. Vanish! Gimme five seconds? I need your help. Really, you need my help? I need... Look, I am slowly losing my mind, OK? I had a Crab-bot place the device in the soft tissues of my brain, and started projecting little alien symbols, and on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. You said it projected images off your brain? Right. Meat locker, now! Dead pigs. Yuck. What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother. Swine flu. Not good. Now you know. Next time, you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind this. "You're saying you believe in aliens?" Files, files... We're talking about symbols. Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off. OK, cube-brain, any of these look like the symbols you saw? Where did you get these? Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel, 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact. The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. How do I know? Archaeologists found unexplained markings in ancient ruins all over the world. China, Egypt, Greece. Shot in 1932, these the symbols you're seeing in your head? Yeah. Same ones over here, right? So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing, huh? Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. Check this out. Project Black Knife. Robots, in disguise, hiding here all along. We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. I pleaded, on my knees, with S-7 to investigate it but they said the readings were infinitesimal, that I was obsessed! Me, can you imagine that? On Earth? Another source? On Earth. And that the symbols in my head would lead him there. Did you talk to your Autobot friends about this? No, no. Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. So it comes before that. Correct. Well, then, we're porked. Unless we can talk to a Decepticon. I mean, I'm not on speaking terms with them! Actually, I am. Let me out! It could be a little bit sad. Open it. Argh! I'm gonna get so many Decepticons on your butt! Behave. What is it, a Decepticon? Yeah. Can you train him? Trying to. I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a Chihuahua. You wanna throw down, you pubic fro-head? I'm sorry. I'm sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna torch your other eye. OK? I'm not gonna torch it. Just tell me what these symbols are. Please. Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes. I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys? Is this them? Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. For thousands of years, they've been here looking for something. They'll translate those symbols. And I know where to find them. Show us. Closest one's in Washington. Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut. Hold those. What is that? What? I wear 'em when I'm a funk. So does Giambi, Jeeter. It's a baseball thing. Watches synchronized, sharp mind and an empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. Take this. It's a high- concentrate polymer they put in Oreos. Tricks the polygraph every time. Let's get this show on the road. Whoa, no, listen. I can't do this. I'm not some alien bounty hunter! Guards have guns. I don't wanna die. Kid, kid! You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that sphincter. "The museum is now closing." Yo! Papa, bad news, bro. Ran out of toilet paper. You got any out here? Sir, I suggest you get in there! The museum is closed. I understand, but this is important. Thumper dumper. I gotta go, alright? Sir, you are a grown naked man around children. Exit the building - I'm not going anywhere! You got that paper? You should be embarrassed. This a family museum, sir. (CRACKLING / GUARD SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) (BOTH PANT) What is going on here? How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids? You're an amateur man, a rank amateur! There's now five guards. Five guards! Get the stuff and get out of here. I gotta get the tracker. Be good! I'm claustrophobic! Follow him. He knows where he's going. He knows something. What? He knows something! You got what I got? Yeah. Blackbird. Ah, there he is. This guy's a legend! Like... Like chairman of the board. Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. Oh, shit. It's a Decepticon! Decepticon? (WHIRRING) (SCREAMS) What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me! Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath! You little spinal cord-based organisms! (CLUNK!) Buggery! Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override! This guy did not age well. I don't think he's gonna hurt us. I command these doors to open. Fire! I said, fire! (EXPLOSIONS) These worthless parts! Wait a second. Itching, wretched rust in my arse! The museum's gonna be very angry! Very angry. We gotta catch that plane! I'm on a mission. W-wait, wait! Hey! What do you want? We just wanna talk! I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on? Earth. Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. Planet Dirt. Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning? The Decepticons (GROANS) Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. What do you mean? It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate? You don't have to work for those miserable Decepticons? If they had their way, they destroy the whole Universe. I'm changing sides, too, Warrior Goddess! Who's your little Autobot? Aw, you're cutes. Name's Wheelie. (PANTS) Say my name, say my name! What are you allowing to happen? At least he's faithful. Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just.... Can you stop? Hey, what are you doing? What were you saying? I told you my name was Jetfire! Stop judging me! Somebody shit the bed this morning. I have issues of my own! It started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries. My father was a wheel! The first wheel! Do you know what he transformed into? No. Nothing! But he did so with honour, dignity and... My boosters are fried! (GROANS) We could help each other. You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know. I don't think he knows anything. Honestly. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols, but they're in my mind. All this is in my mind. Megatron wants what's in my mind. Him and someone called the Fallen. The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos! These were a part of my mission, the Fall and Search, I remember! A dagger's tip and the key! Slow down. What are you talking about? No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! (ALL SCREAM) That wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet. Hey, that frickin' hurt! Oh, my God! (WHOOSHING) (GROANS) Oh, God! Oh, my God! What a beautiful face! This would be a perfect moment. Except you landed on my testicles. Please get off! (GROANS) My balls! Sam! Where are we? Simmons! Hey! Yeah! Oh, my God. What is this? It's Vegas! You guys OK? Yeah! Hey! I think we're in Vegas! That really, really hurts. You're lucky that I didn't get hurt. And if I would've gotten hurt, you would have heard from - Oh, shut up! I told you I was opening a space bridge. It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt. What did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything! Why are we in Egypt? Don't get snippy, fleshling! You were duly informed. Can you just stop? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt so we can all have a little peace of mind? This planet was visited by our race once before by our earliest ancestors a millennium ago. They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, the life blood of our race. Without it, we'll perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self! Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die? Let's not get episodic, OK, old-timer? Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it. Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. It harvests Energon by destroying suns. Destroy suns? You mean blow them up? Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes, our original leaders. And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest. The Primes set out with one rule - never destroy a planet with life. Until one of them tried to defy this rule. And his name, for ever more, was the Fallen. He despised the human race. And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. The only way to activate it is with a legendary key called the Matrix of Leadership. A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away in a tomb made of their very own bodies. A tomb we cannot find. Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. The Fallen knows where it is. If he finds the Tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more. So, how do we stop him? Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen. Optimus Prime? So, you've met a Prime? You must've met a great descendant. Is he alive, here on this planet? He sacrificed himself to save me. So he's dead. Without a Prime, it's impossible. No-one else could stop the Fallen. So, the same energy that's used to reactivate the machine, could that be used to reactivate Optimus and bring him back? It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other. How do you get us to the matrix before the Decepticons get to me? Follow your mind! Your map! Your symbols, what you carve in the sand, it's your clue. When dawn alights the dagger's tip, three kings will reveal the doorway. Find the doorway! Go now! Go! That was my mission. It's your mission now. Go, before the Decepticons find me and find you! Here's what my CIA contact says. They used to call the Gulf Of Aqaba The Dagger's Tip! That's it! It's part of the Red Sea. Divides Egypt and Jordan. 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is. We've got to get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip. How are you gonna get him halfway around the world? I'll make a call. We got cops. (SIRENS) I can't go to prison, guys! Sam, you've gotta get off this road. Man, those stupid cops! This is what's called blending in like a ninja. They're gone. We're running out of time. I gotta call Lennox. You're on the World Wide Wanted list. They'll track you in seconds! The CIA is all over. You're gonna call. OK. That's a good idea. Alright. And then I just... My mind's on other things. Like winding up in prison. "Next departure 2100 hours." We're shipping him back to base. This is such a mistake. Major Lennox! Phone call. Lennox, I'm with the kid, y'know, the one with the attitude. We need the truck. We got a possible resurrection. You won't believe where we are. Clue, Tut, as in King Tutankhamen. Back of a $1 bill. < Co-ordinates. Co-ordinates for airdrops, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Write that down. Oh, God! I gotta go. Who are you? (PHONE FALLS) It's me - Leo! Me, Leo! (SIRENS WAIL) We need to go. Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Tip of the Red Sea, Gulf of Aqaba. Egypt. Are you serious? Sir... Even if we could figure out a way to get Big Man over there, how is this little kid supposed to bring him back to life? I don't know. But we gotta trust him. OK, let's go over it again. When the dawn alights the dagger's tip... The three kings... Will reveal the doorway. You know what that means? No. What? I have no idea. Oh, my God, oh, my God. I don't have my passport. Passport! (MAN BELLOWS IN ARABIC) They've got cameras at the top. (SPEAKS ARABIC) Alright, chill. I can handle it. These are my people. I'm 136th Arab. Oh, great, a frickin' munchkin. Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall. (BOTH SPEAK ARABIC) The Dagger's Tip, right? Egypt, Jordan. We wanna go there. Me and my family. This is my family. This is my son. My other son. My daughter. We're tourists from New York. New York?! Yes. 50 kilometres. (SPEAKS GIBBERISH) Thank you! I know you from somewhere! (MEN SPEAK ARABIC) Decepticons, boy's location detected. Ssh! Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in with your surroundings. You know, you gotta be part of the landscape. Ow! Awesome. I think aliens built that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Move it! Move it. Guard us. Low-profile. Don't make a scene, OK? Yeah, some of us got work to do! Dumb Autobots. Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health. Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys. Really? Yeah. (GIGGLES) You might as well just say it. Ladies first. OK, so tonight, you're gonna be a gentleman. You're really chivalrous. Why are you mad at me? You know what? Baby, I'm not. I'm not mad. You realise that I flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed. I know. Who else could be your girlfriend, too? Look at the things I go through with you. We're underneath the moon and the stars and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet, and you still can't even tell me that you love me. Wait. Why do boys always change the subject? The moon and the stars... Sam? Come with me really quick. (SNORING) Simmons, Leo, wake up! Listen, astronomy class, page 47, remember? I was only in college for two days, remember? Get up. Up, up. What are you talking about? See how the last star touches the horizon? That's Orion's belt. It's also called the Three Kings, and the reason is, the three Egyptian kings built them to mirror those stars. So it's like an arrow. They all point due east towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra. "We have a malfunction. We gotta have to divert..." "Prepare for bail-out." Bail-out, bail-out, bail-out, bail-out? Alright, team, grab your chutes! Bail-out? Familiar with the standard MC-4? Of course not. I've never jumped out of an airplane before. Is this really happening? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're behind this, aren't you? You heard the pilot. These guys don't mess around. This is standard procedure. I'm following orders to the letter. Isn't that what you said? Agh! You just signed the death warrant on your career. (RATTLING) What was that? That's not good. Come on. Right this way, right this way! I can't jump out of an airplane. No! (SCREAMS) Come here! Why aren't you wearing your chute? Because I have to secure the VIPs first! I want you to listen very carefully. Memorise everything that I say! Each chute has a GPS tracker. You'll be found by Search and Rescue. (GIBBERISH) Are you listening? I can't hear you! Focus! Alright! When the pilot's chute inflates into the airstream, it pulls the pin. Get your backup. Lose your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard. Not right now! We're on the plane, you dumbass! Did he say goodbye? Nah, he didn't even say goodbye. "General, we're loaded and ready." "Give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in 5 minutes." Excellent. Sir, you need to see this. Now. Have we checked these coordinates? Egypt, sir. They're air-dropping in. He knows something. We need to be ready to back him up. Copy that. CIA just got a hit on the boy. Hundred miles from the location. It's getting hotter. It's gotta be... around here somewhere. (EXCITED CHATTER) Spec...tac...ular. It's here somewhere, guys. Why? We're trusting Grandpa Blackbird who doesn't know what planet he's on. On his defence, this is the biggest doorway I've ever seen in my life. OK. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, alright? Ever cross your mind that archaeologists have been here before? Real life is heart-break, despair, kid! Sometimes, you get to the end of the rainbow and the leprechauns booby-trapped it! I'm listening to you. You live with your mother. It's not over. It is over. It's done. Why are we still listening to your little punk-ass? Kill Megatron. How about that? Well, he doesn't get the job done! You scared? Scared? Scared of your ugly face. I'm ugly? We twins, you stupid genius. (ALL SHOUT AT ONCE) Guys! Whoa! You like the way that feels? That didn't hurt. Now that's rude. Oh, my God! The symbols. Bee! Shoot it. Wow! The Tomb of the Primes. (ECHOES) Yo! The Matrix. (TREMBLES) No. Thousands of years turned to dust. This isn't how it's supposed to end. (WHOOSHING) D'you hear that? US Air Force! C-17s! You can't bring him back, Sam. There's nothing left. Look! Look around you. We didn't go through everything for no reason, to just have it end like this. There is a reason we are here. The voices and symbols in my head led us here for a purpose. Everyone's after me because of what I know. And what I know is that this is gonna work. How do you know it's gonna work? Because I believe it. Best let me out of this plane. It's dropping the big one. Sam! Think you can bring him back to life? Absolutely. Let's go! Go! Move it! Remember, they're friendly! Cover Optimus! Secure the village, get those cases down here. We need snipers and stingers up high! So we drop ten tonnes of dead robot in the middle of nowhere? I hope this kid know what he's doing? Me too. Got a visual! Yellow team, four clicks! Pop flare! That's them right there. See that flare? Oh, God! Please, God! Stop freaking out! Shut this guy up, huh?! Please just let me live! Alright, that's it! (STATIC BUZZING) Can't take that guy anymore. Hide in the dust! The dust! Hey. We've gotta split up. You're the decoy, lead the Decepticons away. I'm gonna get Optimus. I'll draw their fire with Huey and Duey there. You get to those soldiers. I hope that dust works good. Thank you. He's turning around. He's coming back, he's coming back... It's up to me. One man alone, betrayed by the country he loves, now its last hope in the final hour. Prepare to be driven like never before... by the maestro. Hey! Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive! You'll never make it! Bravery will only get you so far! You tased me, OK?! You owe me, I'm going. That was a test. You passed, alright? Thing's got alien tattoos all over. That ain't air force. (PULSING SOUND) What the hell was that? Anyone copy? Anyone there? Who's up?! Copy? It's dead, comms are down. EMP burst. I see how this day is going in this God-forsaken desert. (PHONE RINGS) Yes, sir? Major Lennox told me to pull the cord. I know. Well what country am I in right now? United States. No, no, not the United States! I'm from the United States! I'm in the middle of nowhere surround by donkeys!... That was our good friend Galloway. He's less than pleased. How is it that we can't reach our men but he can reach me from some random Egyptian desert? Nothing. Burn an SOS, let the eye in the sky know we need some help. Yes, sir. Pop some more flares so the kid can find us. There it is. We've got a couple of miles. Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto-gear. Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact? We're hailing them on every frequency, sir. Our satellites in the area have gone blind. Damn it. Something's not right, it doesn't add up. Contact the Jordanians, see what assets they've got in the area. And get Egypt's General Salaam. Ask him to clear some USV flights in Egyptian airspace. We need an assist in confirming visuals now. Scramble Predators now. B-1, rotate. We're still a mile away. One man! Alone! Stop saying that! Betrayed by the country he loves. I'm in the car, you're not alone! Just relax, you're with the maestro. That's what you think. That's what you think. Uh-oh. Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the soldiers brought the body of Prime. The boy must have the Matrix. We cannot let him reach Optimus! Decepticons, begin our assault! Got a whole lot of fight coming our way! How many? Thirteen of 'em. This ain't good... This ain't good. We about to get our asses whooped. Alright, those Decepticons are searching for Sam! Whatever he has, it'll bring Optimus back to life, so our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus. We're gonna draw fire from the left. I need a scout team. I'm leading Go through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide. When you see the precious cargo, pop green smoke and come back through those pillars. We'll have the ambush set. Let's go! Ever see that film, Gunfight At The OK Corral? Whoa. Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas. No, why? Looks like we're right in the middle of it. Is that good? Lot of people died. Oh. (WHISPERS) Sam! Sam! Get down, get down. Once it's clear, we'll run for Optimus as fast as we can, OK? And what if doesn't work? It's gonna work. But what if it doesn't? It's gonna work. It'll work. (THUD) We gotta jump! We got half-a-mile. I don't think the soldiers know we're here. Fall back! Ironhide, up the middle! Ironhide, move it! Go, go, go! Ohh... Look at this motherf... Mean robots suck! Ohh... Look at this motherf... Mean robots suck! Hang in there, I got you! Just... I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Kung fu grip, boy! Kung fu grip! You ain't getting me! He dead. He got so ate. Who's your daddy now, huh?! He got all ate up. The only safe place is under it. Run at it. Run for its feet! You're never eating me! I'm gonna bust your face up! Nobody messes with me! In your face! Keep fighting, Mudflap. Nobody messes with the twins! I got you. (ZAP) My bad! Oh, man, you shot me in the face! Stay under it! Yeah, stay under it! Judy! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Dad! I want you to run! Run! Dad, they don't want you, they want me! I want you to run! Run! Dad, they don't want you, they want me! Wait! Sam Witwicky. This is what you want. You don't want them. Go! Please stop. Stop! Listen to your father! Get out of here! Just don't hurt 'em. I know what you want. Just go! And I know why you need me! Because I know about the Matrix. Please, Dad. They're gonna kill us all anyway! Here's what you want, right here... Bumblebee! Stay tight, Pa. Get in! Bee. I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move! Bee! Bumblebee! Get them somewhere safe, alright? You've gotta get in the car. This is not a discussion! You're my son! I know! We're going together! Listen! We're going together! Dad, stop. OK? Get in the car. He's gonna get you to safety. Don't stop, don't hide, you run. OK? I'll find you when you're safe. Let me go. You have to let me go. You have to. Ron. Ron. Let him go. You come back! Come back! Go with my parents. I'm not gonna go with them. Move to cover! We got Jordanians! We got help! Down! You OK, soldier? We're gonna help you, soldier! Let's get these wounded clear of the bird! Stay still, don't move! You alright, young man? Do you have a radio? Hey, kid. It's been nice knowing you. Remember what I did for my country. This is my moment. You're crazy! ETA to station, two minutes. Put it on the main screen. Oh, shit. It's a trick. Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone. Get those marines... ..strike packages... Fast course river. Execute lightly. Sam! Ironhide! Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you. Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars! Let's go! Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built right over the machine. They turn that machine on... ..no more sun. Not on my watch... Not on my watch! USS Stennis, identify. "Where are you?" "Watching Sportsnet?! I Dream Of Jeanie?!" We got 300 satellites up there! Where the hell are all our men?! Identify yourself. What is your name, sailor?! Wilder. Captain of the USS John C Stennis aircraft carrier. OK, Captain Wilder. This is Agent Seymour Simmons of Sector Seven. There is the mother of all non-biologicals getting ready to blow up our sun. Wanna throw down about my clearance or help save a gazillion lives? Alright, Agent Simmons. I'm listening. Five clicks west of the Gulf. We got ourselves an alien remodelling a pyramid. Our one hope is a prototype weapon called a rail gun, steel projectile, mark VII. That's classified. Don't talk to me about classified, alright?! If you've got a battleship in the Gulf, you do, tell 'em to ready that weapon! Contact destroyer USS Kidd. (GUNFIRE) Where do you need us?! Line of fire! Give me your comms! Come on! Right now we need air support! Ship's in contact, 20 miles... Radar contact. Proceed... ..0-9-0. You are approved to drop your 2,000lb... Couldn't get to 'em, sir! They're heading for the pillars! Precious cargo's coming! (YELLS) Sam! Spotted Sam! Come on! Two! Two! Covering fire! Two civilians, 12 o'clock! Hold the air strike! We're rescuing civilians! Come on! Mikaela! Come on! Get in here! You better have a good reason for us to be here. Where's Optimus? He's right over there, across the courtyard. I gotta get to him. We've got an air strike coming. I have to! (METALLIC GROWL) Back, back, back, back. Incoming! Stick the landing! Whoa! Behold the glory of Jetfire! Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! I'm too old for this crap... Keep going, 15 years of fighting.. I am directly below... (WHISPERS) ..the enemy scrotum, 25.7 metres above sea level, 29-32 north... Field track, 5-2... Target acquired. ..two, one, fire. Yeah! Yeah! "B-1, on my target, 30 seconds, 2000lbs inbound..." Make a break on my command, OK? Stick with me, understand? Stay on my ass. I hope these F-16s got good aim. Why is that? I told 'em to hit the orange smoke. You mean that orange smoke? Wasn't my best toss, OK? "Viper, Thunder..." (BOTH) Run! Incoming! Sam! Hold your fire! Fucking do something! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam! You gotta move. You gotta move! Come on! Clear! Shock! One, two, three... Listen to my voice. I love you. And I need you. Please. Please come back to me. Sam, please! I love you! We have been watching you a long, long time. You have fought for Optimus, our last descendent, with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader. A leader worthy of our secret. The Matrix of Leadership is not found, it is earned. Return now to Optimus. Merge the Matrix with his Spark. It is, and always has been, your destiny. (WHISPERS) I love you. I love you. Boy, you returned for me. A living Prime! (CHUCKLES) Oh, I don't believe it! My Matrix. Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up, Prime! Oh, no. He's turning on the machine! You gotta stop him! Get up! Optimus! The Fallen, my master. My brothers could not stop me from this. Yes. Now I claim your sun! No! Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage, engage, engage! In moments we'll be at firing strength. All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now. Optimus, take my parts. Then you will have a power you've never known. Fulfil your destiny... Jolt, electrify! Transfer those afterburners! Let's roll. This planet will be dark forever. Die, like your brother! They were your brothers too! (MUFFLED) Starscream! You picked the wrong planet! Give me your face. I rise, you fall. No... No. Not to call you a coward, master, but sometimes cowards do survive. This isn't over. It took all this for you to tell me that you love me. You said it first. Thank you, Sam, for saving my life. You're welcome. Thank you for believing in me. 'Our races united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together.' 'I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered, for in those memories, we live on.'