PLANET BECKY ACCUSED THE GIRLS OF BEING RACIST. KIM AND ZARA BOYCOTTED THE SHOW. PAULINE CRACKED ON TO IT GUY GARY AND ROSE AND LAURA GOT TUNE HOUNDED. I-IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? AND THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED. INDISTINCT CHATTER ALL RIGHT, TEAM. I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. AND DON'T WORRY ` NO, I'M NOT PREGNANT, ALTHOUGH I COULD BE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. (LAUGHS) (SCOFFS) I'VE BEEN HAVING QUITE A BIT OF SEX RECENTLY. W-WE GET IT, PAULINE. THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE TO TALK ABOUT AT WORK. WAIT, ARE YOU NOT USING PROTECTION? HEY, DON'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO WITH HER BODY. WOMEN: SHUT UP. YEAH, PERSONALLY I'M VERY SEX-POSITIVE, AND PAULINE, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS. (SCOFFS) YOU'RE A FUCKING CREEP. GUYS, THIS IS BECOMING A REALLY TOXIC ENVIRONMENT TO WORK IN. I SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE EVERY DAY. DID YOU KNOW THAT? WOW. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR 'HWOMEN' WHO DON'T SUPPORT OTHER 'HWOMEN'. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING WOMAN. ALL SHOUT YOU DON'T KNOW A SINGLE THING` HEY, HEY, SHUT UP. HEY, SHUSH. OK, THIS` THIS IS REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL. NOW BRYNLEY, I BELIEVE THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY? THANK YOU. CAMERA GUY. WHISPERS: WHO IS THAT GUY? AND HE'S RIGHT. THE FIGHTING HAS TO STOP. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A TELEVISION SHOW WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN COME TOGETHER AS A TEAM? FROM NOW ON, WE'RE GONNA BOND, WE'RE GONNA LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND WE'RE GONNA COME TOGETHER AS A WHANAU, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. FAMILY FIRST. PAULINE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? CHURCH FAIR. WHY? OK, OK, OK. SAME WORDS, DIFFERENT MEANINGS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE? I HAVE DECIDED TO ORGANISE A GAME OF SOCIAL NETBALL SO WE CAN COME TOGETHER AS A TEAM. ALL TALK HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! ENOUGH OF THE NEGATIVITY. WE ARE GONNA BE POSITIVE ABOUT THIS. WE ARE GONNA BE 'PRO-' THINGS. WE'RE GONNA BE PRO-EACH OTHER, PRO-SPORT, PRO-LOVE. YOU COULD EVEN SAY WE'RE GONNA BE... PRO-LIFE. YOU HAVE ANOTHER BANNER, DON'T YOU? YEP. LET'S HEAR IT FOR NETBALL. UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC # FUNNY GIRLS. # UH, WHAT? THE TWINS WERE GREAT AT THE RECITAL TONIGHT, WEREN'T THEY? OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU DON'T THINK THEY HEARD ME SNORING, DO YOU? LAUGHTER JIM, I DON'T THINK THERE WAS A PERSON ALIVE WHO DIDN'T HEAR YOUR SNORING. AH. I WONDERED WHY YOUR MOTHER WAS SCOWLING AT ME. AUDIENCE CHUCKLES ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT WAS PROBABLY HER FAVOURITE PART OF THE SHOW. AUDIENCE LAUGHS IT'S SO NICE TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET. CHILD SCREAMS JIM, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THEM SUGAR BEFORE BEDTIME. IT MAKES THEM CRAZY. NAH, THAT'S A MYTH. CHILD SCREAMS HE'S JUST EXCITED ABOUT BRUSHING HIS TEETH. AUDIENCE LAUGHS I HATE BRUSHING MY TEETH. AUDIENCE LAUGHS TRAITOR. JIM, IF YOU'RE ALWAYS THE GOOD GUY, IT MAKES ME THE BAD ONE. OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. BED! AUDIENCE LAUGHS HEY, THAT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. I WANTED TO STOP AFTER WE HAD THE FIRST ONE. WELL, I TRIED TO RETURN THEM, BUT THEY SAID NO REFUNDS. I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT THAT RECEIPT. WELL, I'LL REMEMBER THAT FOR THE NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE? BUT YOUR, UH, SHOP IS ALWAYS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS. WELL, YOU KEEP COMING OUTSIDE OF OPENING HOURS. OH, BUT I'M SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING MY CUSTOMER LOYALTY CARD. AUDIENCE WHOOPS (CHUCKLES) NUH-UH. NO SUGAR BEFORE BEDTIME. OH GOD, WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A JOKE? AUDIENCE MURMURS I DON'T KNOW, OK? IT'S TI` IT'S TIRING, THOUGH. FORGET IT. LET'S JUST GO TO BED. YEAH, I'VE HAD A BIG DAY. YEAH, WE'VE ALL HAD BIG DAYS. YEAH. AUDIENCE LAUGHS ARE WE HAPPY? AUDIENCE CHUCKLES HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW. AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CLAPS I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SOME TIME APART. AUDIENCE LAUGHS # HE LIKES BEER AND FOOTBALL. # SHE'S AT HOME WITH THE KIDS. # BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER. # COS THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. # YOU CAN'T TURN BACK TIME. # NO YOU CAN'T. # COS YOU'RE STUCK FOR LIFE. # STUCK FOR LIFE. # UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC APPLAUSE THANK YOU. THANK YOU. (AMERICAN ACCENT) EVERY ONCE IN WHILE, THERE'S A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS, AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BRING YOU THE FIRST OFFICIAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE SEVEN. WITH THE FOUR, WE GOT RID OF THE BUTTONS. WITH THE FIVE, WE PUT THE BUTTONS BACK ON. WITH THE SIX, WE MADE IT A LITTLE BIT SMALLER, AND NOW, WITH THE SEVEN, WE'VE MADE IT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER ONCE AGAIN. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE EVEN TAKEN OUT THE HEADPHONE JACK, JUST TO CHANGE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT MORE. AUDIENCE MURMURS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT? CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN HERE IT IS. SAY HELLO TO THE SEVEN. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. IT HAS 18 SPEED SETTINGS, A 200GB HARD DRIVE, TWICE THE BATTERY LIFE, AND WE'VE EVEN REMOVED THE CAMERA. TURNS OUT NOBODY WANTED THOSE PICTURES. AUDIENCE MURMURS AGREEMENT IT'S ALSO COMPLETELY WATERPROOF. IT'S LIKE A SPACESHIP FOR YOUR VAGINA. TO BE HONEST, THAT FEATURE'S TAKEN THEM A BIT LONG. THE SEVEN IS GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER OWNED BEFORE OBSOLETE. THIS IS THE MOST CUTTING-EDGE DEVICE ON THE MARKET. CAN I GET ONE, MUM? IF YOU DO WELL IN MATHS. OK. IT IS A NEW DAWN. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SEVEN. I WANT IT IN ME. (SOBS) I'M ALREADY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE EIGHT. (LAUGHS) INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC ALL YELL YEAH, WELL, YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE TRIED TO ENTER AN UGLY COMPETITION AND THEY SAID, 'SORRY, NO PROFESSIONALS.' OOH, NASTY. HO! YO MAMA'S SO DUMB THAT SHE DIED OF STARVATION AT THE SUPERMARKET. WHOA! OH, OH, WHOA! UH. SHE DID, ACTUALLY. IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY TOUGH TIME FOR OUR FAMILY. THE STORY WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS. I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT. WE'RE IN A REALLY LONG ONGOING BATTLE WITH THE SUPERMARKET. REALLY TOUGH TO PAY THE LEGAL FEES, SO OUR FAMILY'S JUST FALLING APART, REALLY. SO MAYBE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, YEAH? (SNIFFS) I CAN'T GO` I CAN NEVER GO BACK TO A SUPERMARKET. UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC CHEERY MUSIC I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY TONIGHT. I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T LEFT THE STUDIO IN FOREVER. YEAH, ACTUALLY, HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THE ANKLE BRACELET STILL ON? OH, I JUST ASKED MY PAROLE OFFICER AND HE SAID IT WAS TOTALLY FINE. HE EVEN CAME TONIGHT TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT. I THINK HE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON ME. OH, WELL, I CAN SEE WHY PAULINE SIGNED US UP FOR THIS. IS THAT GARY FROM IT? OOH, HERE THEY ARE. OK, GUYS. BUNCH UP. BUNCH UP. DARNDEST THING ` TURNS OUT THAT GARY HERE FROM WORK ACTUALLY REFS THESE INDOOR NETBALL GAMES ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? (LAUGHS) WELL, VERY HIGH, SEEING AS YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY TOGETHER. (SPLUTTERS) OK, SO, SHOULD WE MIX THE BOYS AND GIRLS INTO TWO TEAMS? OOH, UH, ACTUALLY, PAULINE, WE DON'T REALLY SEE GENDER, SO WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A BIT POINTLESS MIXING US UP. THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY FAIR. OH, SO W-WE'RE NOT MIXING UP TEAMS? WE'RE ALL WEARING THE SAME T-SHIRT, SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE WE'RE IN A TEAM ALREADY. WELL, I'D RATHER NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, SO THAT'S COOL WITH ME. JUST BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE NEXT TO ME, EITHER, I'M STILL A FEMINIST, EVEN THOUGH... OK. OK. LET'S JUST GO BOYS VS. GIRLS, OK? AND SO FOR CAPTAINS... ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME. OK. IF YOU NEED` IF YOU DO NEED` IF YOU WANT ME TO. IF YOU WANT ME TO. I DO WANT YOU TO. UM, OK, CAPTAINS. WE'VE GOT ROSE AND WE HAVE GOT NICK. SO LET'S, UH, BIB UP AND GET GOING. JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS JUST A GAME AND WE'RE HERE TO HAVE WIN. YOU` YOU MEAN 'HAVE FUN'. YE` YES, BUT THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUN THAN WINNING, AS WE ALL KNOW, SO FOLLOW MY LEADERSHIP OUT THERE. STAY ALERT. OK, HANDS IN. 'WINNING' ON ONE, TWO, THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE ` WINNING! NICK: ONE, TWO, THREE ` SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! DEFINITELY GONNA LOSE. GET READY TO BE RESPECTED AS AN EQUAL. (SCOFFS) OH GOD. WHISTLE BLOWS UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC MY REALLY REAL BABY EATS REAL FOOD,... I FEEL LIKE A REAL MUMMY. ...CRIES REAL TEARS,... BABY CRIES ...AND HAS REALLY REAL CONSEQUENCES. EW, THAT STINKS, REALLY REAL BABY. OOH, SHE'S HUNGRY. BETTER GIVE HER A BOTTLE ` OR SHE'LL DIE. IT'S NOT WORKING. TRY CHECKING HER NAPPY. WHAT'S FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU? LOOKS LIKE YOUR BABY IS SICK. EW, BABIES ARE DISGUSTING. WHERE'S THE MANUAL? JUST LIKE REAL LIFE, THERE ISN'T ONE. BETTER TAKE HER TO THE AFTER-HOURS BEFORE CYFS GETS SUSPICIOUS. BUT AFTER-HOURS IS EXPENSIVE. DON'T WORRY ` IT'S ONLY GONNA BE LIKE THIS FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS. MUM, CAN I GO TO ANNABELLE'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND? HAVE YOU ARRANGED A BABY-SITTER? NO. WELL THEN, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STAY HOME AND LOOK AFTER YOUR REALLY REAL BABY. BUT I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN TWO WEEKS AND I WANT A SHOWER. WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU PICKED OUT YOUR REALLY REAL BABY. MY REALLY REAL BABY ` THE DOLL THAT YOU REALLY REALLY NEED TO CONSIDER BEFORE BUYING. CAN YOU HOLD THIS FOR A MINUTE? I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! MY REALLY REAL BABY ` (SIGHS) SHUT UP. ACCESSORIES INCLUDE BABY'S BOTTLE, TWO CUTE BIB OPTIONS AND A BOTTLE OF ANTIDEPRESSANTS FOR THE LIKELY EVENT OF POST-NATAL DEPRESSION. I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU. # OH YEAH. # OH, OH YEAH. # VIOLIN MUSIC CHEERING, WHISTLE BLOWS FOUL, REP! YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT WAS A GOAL. THAT WAS A GOAL. OH. OK. YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB. (CHUCKLES) COME ON, LADIES. FOCUS UP. FOCUS UP, LADIES! RELAX, ROSE. IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY GAME. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS; WE'RE CO-WORKERS. EXCUSE ME? COME ON. THROW THE BALL. THROW THE BALL! OVER HERE! NOW BACK TO ROSE! BACK TO ROSE! GO, KIM! I GOT IT! BACK TO CAPTAIN! ALL RIGHT! WE GOTTA BRING IT BACK HERE! YEAH! OK! ALL RIGHT! OH YES! COME ON! YOU KNOW, AS A MALE FEMINIST, I'M NOT REALLY PARTICIPATING IN WHAT IS TRADITIONALLY A FEMALE GAME. THAT'S NOT FEMINISM, YOU LITTLE BITCH. THROW THE BALL, YOU PUSSY! SHIVERS. (GRUNTS) HEY! BRETT! BRETT! OH! PAULINE, SORRY, YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY RUN WITH THE BALL. OH. OK. SHOULD I JUST GIVE IT TO YOU? (CHUCKLES) GIVE IT HERE. WHISTLES YES! LAURA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY? RELAX, ROSE. IT'S JUST A GAME. IT'S NOT JUST A GAME. IT'S ABOUT LOYALTY AND COMMITMENT. STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN'T BE ON THIS COURT RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. I AM DEAD SERIOUS. COME ON. GIVE ME THE BALL. NO. GIVE ME THE BALL. OFF. OI, MATE. YOU. YOU'RE UP. HURRY UP. COME ON! GIRL POWER. (CHUCKLES) GIVE IT HERE. OK. PLAYERS YELL, GRUNT ELECTRONIC MUSIC (GRUNTS) (GASPS) NO! (SIGHS) THANK GOD. (SIGHS) IT IS A NEW DAWN. THE SEVEN. I LOVE YOU! (CLAPS SLOWLY) IT'S REALLY A FANTASTIC PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY, STEPH. STEPH WOZNIAK. I JUST WISH YOU HAD HAVE STAYED IN YOUR SEAT TO ENJOY THE PRESENTATION. I INVITED YOU AS A GESTURE. YES, I APPRECIATE THAT AS WELL, STEPH. I JUST WISH YOU WOULD HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THE LOVE EGG TEAM OUT THERE. THE LOVE EGG? (SCOFFS) THE LOVE EGG WAS LOW-LEVEL TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED FOR TWO MINUTES OF UNCOMPLICATED SELF-PLEASURE. HANG ON. WHAT I HAVE CREATED HERE` SORRY. WHAT YOU CREATED? YOU DIDN'T CREATE ANYTHING BY YOURSELF. I MEAN, WE BOTH MADE THE LOVE EGG IN MY PARENTS' GARAGE TOGETHER. WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS OUTSELLING THE SIX FOUR-TO-ONE, SO IT'S STILL PLEASING WOMEN EVERY DAY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. ALWAYS YOU GO ON ABOUT THE SALES. BUT WHAT I HAVE CREATED HERE IS ART. ART? (SCOFFS) YOU'RE NOT AN ARTIST. PICASSO, MANET, THEY WERE ARTISTS. OH YEAH? WHILE THEY WERE PAINTING, WHO WAS FUCKING THEIR WIVES? WE WERE WITH THE FOUR, THE FIVE, THE SIX. I THINK YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED ABOUT THE TIMELINE OF HUMAN HISTORY THERE, BUT REGARDLESS, THERE'S NOTHING ARTISTIC ABOUT PUTTING SOME ELECTRICITY INTO A PIECE OF PLASTIC THAT HELPS WOMEN WANK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I AM GOING TO CREATE A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY TO THAT IS GOING TO PUT 78,000 SONGS IN YOUR BUTT. WELL, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. THE TECHNOLOGY` ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. (SCOFFS) YOU NEVER STOP DESIGNING, DO YOU? YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS? THAT YOU NEVER TAKE A MOMENT TO LOOK UP AND SEE THE PEOPLE WHO HELPED YOU TO GET WHERE YOU ARE TODAY. GOODBYE, STEPH. 78,000 SONGS IN YOUR BUTT! NO ONE WANTS SONGS IN THEIR BUTT! IN YOUR BUTT! INDISTINCT CHATTER # OH YEAH. OH, OH, OH YEAH. # VIOLIN MUSIC I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! SINGLE! I'M SINGLE! FREE! FREE! PAULINE, YOU'RE ON DEFENCE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH! CHEERING GOD DAMN IT! INDISTINCT YELLING KIM! KIM! INDISTINCT YELLING FREE! FREE! TIME OUT! TIME OUT! WHISTLE BLOWS ARE YOU OK? I THINK I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. LOOK, WE'VE GOT 30 SECONDS LEFT TO GO. JUST WAIT. NO, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I MEAN. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME. WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T HAD IT BEFORE? NO. WHAT? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 27. MY FAMILY ARE LATE BLOOMERS. I'LL CALL MY MUM. OH MY GOD. GOD DAMN IT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? GET LAURA TO PLAY. ALL RIGHT. LAURA! YOU COME BACK ON THE COURT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCK IT UP! ROCK MUSIC (BLOWS WHISTLE) OVER HERE! OVER HERE! PLAYERS CLAMOUR MAGICAL MUSIC (GROWLS) (GROWLS) (BLOWS WHISTLE) NO GOAL! WHAT? LAURA, YOU CAN'T FUCKING DUNK IN NETBALL, YOU DUMB-ARSE! (SOBS) SIREN WHOOPS AND THAT'S THE GAME. RED TEAM WIN BY ONE. CHEERING ELECTRONIC MUSIC HEY. HEY. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO BE HOME TILL LATE. WELL, IT'S PRETTY QUIET, SO THEY LET ME GO EARLY. HEY, YOU GOT MAIL! GET OUT! BUT YOU GOT MAIL. LOOK, I JUST NEED MY PRIVATE TIME, OK, BETH? BUT` BETH! HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR LAPTOP? YEAH. WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR? NOTHING. I JUST NEED IT TO WATCH A VIDEO. OOH! YES! OH, GOOD! YES! OH! SO GOOD! BED SPRINGS CREAK (PANTS) YES. THIS WILL DO ME PERFECTLY. OH! OOH! YES! OH, GOOD! BUZZING YES! AMY! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE ALL NIGHT! CAN I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK? DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN! BETH, I JUST NEED MY PRIVATE TIME, OK? GROSS! STOP WANKING OFF TO MY COMPUTER! BUZZING YES. OH! MMM! YES! OH! PERFECT! OH! (GASPS, SIGHS) ELECTRONIC MUSIC HI, GUYS. IT'S LIZAXO, OBVIOUSLY. AND I'M SO SUPER PSYCHED ABOUT PUTTING THIS UNBOXING VIDEO TOGETHER FOR YOU TODAY. THE GREAT PEOPLE OVER AT LADYFINGER HAVE SENT ME THE NEW SEVEN TO UNBOX. SO I'M JUST GONNA OPEN IT UP, TAKE THE PRODUCT OUT OF THE PACKAGING. WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE IN HERE? USB CABLE. THAT'S LIKE AN OX CABLE. I OBVIOUSLY GOT MINE. OH MY GOD. LOOK. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. OBVIOUSLY, I GOT THE REGULAR SIZE HERE, BUT YOU CAN UPGRADE TO THE SEVEN-PLUS IF YOU CHOOSE. SO THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY VAGINA, SO THAT'S GONNA FIT PERFECTLY, IF NOT A BIT ROOMY AROUND IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN IT, DO YOUR MAKEUP AND STUFF. THERE WE GO. SO I JUST WANNA REMIND YOU GUYS THAT YOU CAN LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE` SORRY, GOT IT ON LOW THERE. I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT UP TO HIGH. SO YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL LIZAXO. AND WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING WAY MORE FASHION UPDATES. AND YOU CAN SEE WHAT I WORE IN MY WINTER WARDROBE IN AN UPCOMING VIDEO. SO YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS THEN. (GIGGLES) ELECTRONIC MUSIC ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T JUST LOOSEN IT A LITTLE BIT? MY HEAD SAYS NO, KIM, BUT MY HEART SAYS YES. HEY, GOOD GAME IN THERE TONIGHT, GIRLS. I THOUGHT YOU REALLY PUT UP A PRETTY DECENT FIGHT. SHUT UP. HEY, WE'RE OFF TO GET SOME BEERSIES. WE WOULD INVITE YOU, BUT GIRLS GET SO HARASSED IN BARS, IT'S PROBABLY SAFER IF YOU DON'T COME. YEAH, THAT'S OFFENSIVE. IT IS. AND I HOPE SOMEDAY THAT CHANGES. SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT, GUYS. I PROMISE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. WELL, NOT UNTIL THIS TIME NEXT MONTH, AT LEAST. I'M GONNA GET MY PERIOD EVERY MONTH? SHH. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME? LAURA. LAURA. I'M SORRY ABOUT HOW I WAS IN THERE. I'M SUPER COMPETITIVE. I WAS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM SPORTS IN HIGH SCHOOL COS I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED DOWN A BASKETBALL COURT. YEAH, LOOK, IT'S OK. NO. IT'S NOT. I WAS SUPER AGGRESSIVE, AND I WAS SORT OF A BITCH. YEAH, YOU WERE A BITCH. JUST SORT OF A BITCH. IT'S OK. I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN THAT GOOD IN COMPETITIVE SITUATIONS. I KIND OF JUST FREEZE UP. I MEAN, ONE TIME AT HIGH SCHOOL, I JUST GAVE SOMEONE MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE SHE WANTED HIM MORE. WOW. I GUESS WE JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER THAT WELL. WELL, I'D LIKE TO BE FRIENDS. ME TOO. I WOULD LOVE THAT. WE SHOULD TRY THAT, THEN. DEAL. COOL. YES! OH. OH. SORRY. DO YOU NEED A RIDE? NO. PAULINE WAS GONNA GIVE ME A RIDE HOME. I CAME WITH HER. ACTUALLY, DID YOU SEE HER IN THERE ANYWHERE? GRUNTING ACTUALLY, YEAH, I WOULD LOVE A RIDE BACK. RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH. OH, DO THAT! DO THAT! I AM! I AM! I AM! Captions by Catherine de Chalain and Faith Hamblyn. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2016.