www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Able 2016 You're happy to cheat on your wife, but you don't want anyone to know about it. Matt. MAN CLEARS THROAT (EXHALES) I am so sorry` How long, Kat? Does it matter? No. It doesn't matter. I wondered if instead of maybe being my pretend girlfriend, you'd consider upgrading. I'd love to be your real girlfriend. (SIGHS) QUIET RATTLING And you're good to go. > KEYPAD BEEPS CELL PHONE RINGS Hi, Mum. What's going on with Leisha? What about her? Matthew. She's a really great person, and Oscar and I are very fond of her. You're in a relationship? Yes. But she's on our staff. And you like Leisha. You hired her. I did not set up the Hanky Panky as a dating agency. And you're in charge now, so getting involved with employees ` it's unprofessional. Well, thanks for the advice. I mean it, Matthew. This can't happen. And I really have to go now. KEYPAD BEEPS DISCONNECT TONE SOFT CHUCKLING Hey, everyone. Hey. I'm just showing Mum our collection. It's just some of the stuff we found on the way home from school. We found $2 and a tui feather. Oh, that's great. Well, we should be getting home, eh? Can I stay one more night with Dad and Leisha? No, darling. We're sharing. That's the arrangement. And I've gotta get to work anyway. What is it you do, exactly? I work in hospo. See ya. See ya. Hey, I'll race you to your Mum's car! Go! (LAUGHS) See ya, mate. You'll lose. (LAUGHS) You can't shut me out. Andrew? I've said what I needed to say. But you're obviously still angry, and this is just sulking. You abused my trust. And I said I'm sorry. It doesn't change the fact that you lied to me, repeatedly. Not deliberately. CELL PHONE RINGS > CELL PHONE RINGS > CELL PHONE RINGS What is it, Mum? Look, I just have to ask. Is everything all right with Andrew? No, everything's not all right with Andrew, on account of his father being a client of your business. He feels hurt and betrayed that I didn't tell him, even though I've tried to explain to him that I really had no choice. Do you want me to talk to him`? I really don't see how you can help right now. KEYPAD BEEPS What the hell are you doing? Why can't have a single conversation without one of your family interrupting? You didn't even want to talk to me. That was my mother. What am I meant to do about my mother? Well, if you want my advice, don't tell her anything. I prefer not to lie to the people I love. I did what I did for the right reasons, but if you can't see that... Kat? DOOR SLAMS Captions by Ashlee Scholefield. www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. Copyright Able 2016 Oh God. Look at all their hopeful faces. How do we choose? Yeah, well, we just have to find the tenant that will love our house as much as we do. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. (CLEARS THROAT) Erica and Sam have really good references. But they were really rude about the bathroom. Excuse me? Hi. Hi. I just wanted to say, my husband, Peter, and I just love your house, but I totally understand there's a lot of applicants, so, um, if for any reason you don't find who you're looking for... Oh, thanks, Charlotte. (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) You're a nurse? That's right. Peter's a doctor. He specialises in trauma. Wow. Can't you afford your own place? Well, we've been away overseas, working ` Doctors Without Borders. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah. While we were away, this was kind of my fantasy ` our own home, put in a garden. And that little room would be perfect for a nursery. But, hey, if it's not meant to be... Charlotte. Wait! REFLECTIVE MUSIC ENGINE STOPS (SOBS) SOFT, SORROWFUL MUSIC Oh my God. Kat. Are you OK? Look who we found. She had a fight with Andrew. Oh no. That's not good. Is that pizza? > With the works. Oh yes! Thank you, thank you. Oh, I was making shepherd's pie. Pizza, please. (CHUCKLES) Someone found a money tree, have we? We're celebrating. On account of having rented our house to the loveliest people. Yeah, they paid their first week's rent in cash. Dig in, you poor thing. So, you had a wee tiff and tossed in the towel? Nana. It's not my fault if she can't keep a man. But where's she going to sleep? We're full up at the inn. There. How about that? Yeah, great. Thank you. OK. OK. Aww. I can lend you clothes for tomorrow. And if you wanna talk about it, I'm so here for you. Great. Thank you. OK? OK. Wow. Bianca is loving this. I'm sorry if me and Leisha` We stuffed things up for you. It's all right. It's not your fault. I'm actually happy, you know. For the first time in ages. It really doesn't bother you what she does for a living? I try not to think about it. I got a serve from Mum. About what? The ethics of being involved with an employee. Mum wants to talk to you about ethics? (SCOFFS) None of this would've happened if it wasn't for her. You can't blame her. I do have to question her moral compass ` money laundering, Dad, the brothel. Whatever Mum did, she had her reasons. SOFT SNORING SNORING CONTINUES (CONTINUES SNORING) < (EXHALES SLOWLY) < (SNORES ABRUPTLY, SNIFFS) GENTLE MUSIC Hey. I love having Oscar stay, but it's nice when it's just us. Yeah. Oscar, you getting ready? Hurry up, please, darling. Mummy's got to get to the cafe. What is that? A balloon. But they don't work very well. OK. I don't think that you should take these to school, OK, honey? OK. Ah, here she is ` my favourite lawyer. Hello, Clay. Two words you don't often hear in the same sentence. (CHUCKLES) I've, uh, begun to draft the deal along the lines we discussed, but I'll need a bit more information about the principal investors before we` I can't be talking business on an empty stomach. Or without a little lubrication. It's a bit early for me. If I wanted a wowser, I would've asked for the suit, old, uh, what's-his-name. I'll have a red. My girl. (SIGHS) Thank you. We're just waiting on my money guy. Oh, I didn't realise we were` Yeah, he's put the financial package together. I'm more a big picture kinda bloke. Here he is now. He'll be able to answer all your questions. Gidday, mate. Clay. Better late than never. We were just about to order a nice little Pinot. Oh, that sounds great. Hello, Kat. Mwah. 'Course. You two know each other. Sure we do. Christ, I'm hungry, though. Sorry. You're involved in this deal? Yeah. It's his deal ` he found the backers. Ah, it's all a matter of mutual benefit and trust. And I know we can trust you. Dave's on the money. As usual. Great. CELL PHONE RINGS Hey, Vicky. What's up? Um, this morning I-I found Oscar blowing up a balloon. Only it wasn't a balloon. It was a condom. Maybe Dan should be more careful where he leaves them. It didn't come from Dan. It's` It's from somewhere called the Hanky Panky. Sorry? Oscar said he found them. Well, he does pick stuff up sometimes for his collections. Did Leisha say anything about it? No. (CHUCKLES) It's not a big deal, is it? (CHUCKLES) I guess not. Well, I'll talk to you soon, then. Bye. Bye. Gotta break the seal. Don't you two slip in any fine print while I'm gone. PEOPLE CHATTER Why didn't you tell me that you were involved in this deal? You know I recommended you. Why is that a problem? (SCOFFS) I can think of a couple of reasons. How is Andrew? Actually, he blames me for not telling him about your habits. Well, he always was a bit sensitive, that boy. He loves his mother and he doesn't want to see her get hurt. And she doesn't have to. This is all completely separate. Oh, really? At least I didn't leave her for a younger model. (SCOFFS) Though I have to say, that Leisha, she really is something. Gosh, I'm sure if you explained it to him like that (!) I don't have to. I'm out. What, no more visits to the Hanky Panky? Absolutely not. Although, I have to say, I'm gonna miss the excitement. What's life without a few risks, eh? Your mum would know all about that. Yes, that's why she's remanded in custody. True. All the more reason not to make that mistake. What's this? You know, I was just reflecting how lucky we are to have Kat on the team, keeping it legal. Or as I always say ` legal enough. (LAUGHS) Thank you for the coffee. Is this, like, a business meeting? Uh, actually, I wanted to talk to you about listing your house. Oh. I've rented it. Oh. I thought you were gonna put that through me. Oh, I know, but me and Tane talked about it, and for us, it's like adopting our child. So we had to meet the people who were gonna be its new parents. First rule with tenants ` they're not your friends and they all lie. Not Charlotte. Did you say no pets? > Yes. Well, then, you'll find she has three cats and a Rottweiler. Honestly, we had this one professional lady renting a unit. Turns out she was running a meth lab. That's not gonna happen with Charlotte. How will you know? I'll check. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. That's right, any time before 9. OK, bye. Hi. I know I'm supposed to give notice, but I just wanted to check everything's OK. Oh, aren't you sweet? You haven't moved your stuff in yet? Yeah, the removal truck got lost. It's been a total nightmare. Oh, really? Well, if you had any questions... or pets... We don't have pets. Oh, great. I'm sorry. It's the first time I've rented out my house, and I'm kinda nervous. I completely understand. BOTH CHUCKLE And are you really thinking about kids? Absolutely. Well, you know, we're trying. Oh, I so hope it works out. This would be such a great house for a baby. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. DOOR SQUEAKS QUIETLY Hey. Sorry. Did I wake you? It's OK. How was your night? < Busy. Great. To be honest,... it does kinda bother me ` you seeing other guys. I don't really see them. I just... sex them. I totally respect your right to work as you choose. And I was thinking maybe you could... leave the parlour, you know, concentrate on your studies. We could get a place, move in together? Wow, you've really thought about this. And I'll get a bit out of the house when I sort things with Vicky. You'd do that to be with me? I love you. And` And what you've done for Oscar and... you've changed my life. (CHUCKLES) I love you too. But? Can I think about it? Sure. BOTH CHUCKLE I'm just putting it out there. I appreciate it. I really do. Yep. So... would it be all right if I made love to you now? OK. BOTH CHUCKLE And it's a massage parlour. Go, Oscar. I don't find it very funny, Dan. Hey, bud! Hi. Hi, sweetheart. You know those balloons? I just really need to know where you got them. Buster found them. Oscar, you can't keep blaming everything on Buster. Hey, bud. Mum's not angry with you. We just wanna know, that's all. Please tell me the truth, Oscar. Where did you find them? In Dad's wallet. Leo, no. Wait. Leo! Leo! Leo! Argh! Leo, I've got to get to work. I have to get to school. Leo! My education is important. 20 bucks? No way. Forget about it. Oh. Did you miss out on the bathroom? It's all right. I can shower at the gym. Yeah, you have to get up early or there's a queue. Thanks for the top tip. I've got a better idea. Make it up with your man. I'm not sure I can. What's he done that's so terrible? It's a matter of trust. Oh, principles are all very well, but they don't keep you warm on a cold night. (GIGGLES) Morning. Look at them ` love's young dream. See you tonight, beautiful. Bye. Hi. Bye. (CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) Morning. Morning. > Hi. Um, could we have a moment? Sure. Sorry to barge in on you like this. Oh, well, I was thinking it would be good to talk about the house, finances. Are you serious about Leisha? What? I'll admit I was surprised when you two got together. But I've gotten to know Leisha, and I like her. That's great. But if it's not going to last, then you need be honest` Whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? Oscar said he that found these in your wallet. Is that true? Is this really any of your business? The place is a brothel, Matt. How do you know that? They advertise on the internet. And if you feel the need to visit prostitutes, well, then, there's obviously something wrong` I don't. Then why? SOFT, TENSE MUSIC It was... CHUCKLES: ...a prank. Who would do something like that? Oh God, Vicky, one of my year 11s thought it'd be funny. Really? What is one of your year 11s doing in a brothel? I have no idea. And how did they get hold of your wallet? Look, the point is Leisha and I are fine. You got the wrong end of the stick. Now, I have to get to work, so when you're ready to discuss finances, let me know. Excuse me. 1 We just need to leave that for a bit. But I'll get Nigella to get you a cup of tea. Thank you. Hi. Hi. Um, can you make Theresa a cup of tea? I'm on a break. Your whole life is a break. Do as you're told. Quick! Oh, I love what she's done with your hair! The lowlights look really good. Hi. Sorry to interrupt. So, your tenants let you down, did they? No, everything's fine. Oh, that's strange. It's still listed, as of now. Well, they've made a mistake. Look, they've even put the wrong phone number. I mean, poor Charlotte. I hope she doesn't get hassled. Hello. Hi. Is Charlotte here? Nah. Uh, who are you? Denise. Are you a friend of Charlotte's? Nah. Uh, if you don't mind me asking, why are you here? I'm moving in. What's your excuse? Thanks, Graham. We'll be in touch. Kat. How is everything? Good. Just to let you know, we've received funds into our trust account from Clay's investors. Already? That was fast. It's a substantial sum. It is a big project. We're delighted. And you should be in line for quite a significant bonus. Great. BOTH CHUCKLE It's good news for all of us. Keep up the good work. I intend to. This the Clay deal? Yes. (WHISTLES) That's a lot of moolah upfront. Clay doesn't muck around. All the investors are offshore. Are we sure he's on the level? What do you mean? Kidding. CHUCKLES HESITANTLY Can I help? It's all under control, thanks. SOFT, UNSETTLING MUSIC DOOR OPENS, KEYS JANGLE Hi. I was` I was, um, just getting some things. Snap. Should've known not to have a pie with sauce for lunch. Where've you been? Uh, back home. Sharing a room with Nana Pat for my sins. Oh. That can't be good. No, tell me about it. What about you? How have you been? OK. Mum wanted to meet me for lunch, but I told her I was too busy. Hence the pie. I don't wanna lie to her, but I don't know what to tell her. How about nothing? That's your approach to everything? Say nothing? How's that honest? Your father says he's not going to visit the establishment any more. You've seen my father? Yeah, I had lunch with him yesterday. He's putting together the deal with my new client. Dad is? Yeah. Is that why you didn't tell me? Sorry? About Dad and the hooker? Because you didn't want to jeopardise this business deal? How can you even say that? I don't know. Anything's possible. I didn't even know he was involved until yesterday. Jesus, Andrew. All I was trying to do was protect your feelings. Yeah, well, that's the Rafferty way, isn't it? Keep it all a secret. What's that s'posed to mean? Secret mistresses, shady brothels. Oh, for god's sake, Andrew, get the stick out of your ass! Yes, Mum made mistakes. But no one's perfect. Least of all your father. So what do we do now? I don't know. Right. Well, if you can't forgive me, I don't see how this can work. Yes, they're our condoms. 'If it's not on, it's not on.' It's a promotional thing, just a bit of fun. We're not hiring at the moment, but if you leave your details. Uh, no, I'm not looking for a job. I'm sorry. What exactly do you want? Um, information about... someone who may be a client. We guarantee a confidential service, for obvious reasons. Look, it's about my ex-partner, OK? I really need to know. Sorry. I really can't help you. This is him. Listen, honey. If he's an ex, you really need to let go. Just nod if it's him. In all honesty, this fella has never been a client of this establishment. OK. (SIGHS) That's great. Thank you. Well, see ya. No, you keep them. See you, handsome. Bye, bye. (CHUCKLES) Leisha,... what on earth`? Oh my God. ROCK MUSIC Hey, Vicky. Is Oscar OK? Why didn't you tell me that Leisha is a sex worker? How do you`? I just came from her place of work. The Hanky Panky, like the condoms. Is that how you met her? Yes. But it wasn't as a client. I was just helping out. At a brothel? > There's a reason for that. Which would be? It belongs to Mum. Your mother owns a brothel? Health club. I don't believe this. Your mother, always acting superior, putting me down, she's a madam? I wouldn't call her that. What does that make you, a pimp? Keep` Keep your voice down, OK? It's a business, like any other. Entirely legal. Has Oscar ever been to this business? Just once. Oh my God. He doesn't even know what it is. And, yes, the condoms were in my wallet, and I should've told you earlier. But now you know. I'll pick up Oscar later, then? (SCOFFS) No, Matt. That's not OK. It's what we agreed on. Until I found out my son has been hanging around a brothel with his father! But I` Matt, I'm getting a lawyer. I want full custody. No way. If you wanna get difficult about this, then maybe I should go and have a chat with your principal. Tell him about your part-time occupation. You wouldn't. Try me. UNSETTLING MUSIC 1 Dad said you couldn't come to dinner cos you weren't feeling well. I brought you something. I... feel better now. Where's Kat? She's... Actually, she's moving out. Oh, Andrew. I was gonna tell you. I was just waiting for the right time. Is it serious? We had an argument, and it's not great. (LAUGHS) God. If your father and I broke up every time we had a fight... Cup of tea? Ah, no. Wine would be nice. OK. You and Dad don't argue that often. It's not all plain sailing, being married. Especially not lately. What do you mean? Oh, I dunno. He's been a bit distant. Maybe it's a mid-life crisis. Can you see your father in a red sports car with a pneumatic blonde? Hope not. Ah, maybe it's the pressure at work. Or perhaps I'm hormonal. (CHUCKLES) Thanks, darling. So what was it about? Just... Actually, it was about Dad. What about him? < He... Yes? He and Kat... They disagreed over politics, and, uh, I didn't support Kat, and she got mad at me. (LAUGHS) You would end a relationship over politics? I guess it brought up all this stuff. We're just so different. Different is good. It stops it being boring. Oh, you silly boy. (CHUCKLES) Oh. Kat is good for you. She keeps you on your toes. You need to get over yourself. Yeah. Maybe. Nice digs. Take a seat. You had some questions. I do, actually. Uh, the Clay deal. I wanted some more information on the primary investors. To what end? Because it's my job. All our investors have the cash to get this deal through. That's what matters. Is it corrupt money, David? What would make you think that? I've tracked a couple of individuals. Wealthy with government connections. What people do with their money is their own business. What kind of answer is that? Oh, get over it, Kat. You're not naive. There's nothing here that'll draw unwarranted attention. It's overseas investment that's gonna boost a local company, inject millions into the economy. It's money being siphoned out of China. They wanna put their investment somewhere safe. It's being laundered. As overseas investment, it's entirely legal. Is that why I got the job? You think I'm bent because of my mother? You got the job because you're good at it. And I don't know all the ins and outs, but I suspect your mother's problem was she didn't think big enough. (SCOFFS) I still can't get hold of Charlotte. Don't stress it, babe. She was gonna put through the rest of the rent money, and she hasn't. We'll sort it tomorrow. NANA PAT: Oh, back again? Oh, we haven't saved you any dinner. Oh, that's all right. I'm fine. So, are you here for good, then? Have you moved back home? I can find somewhere else. She's family, so she's welcome. Maybe it's time I got my skates on. What? Because of me? Oh, I'm not stupid. I see the looks, I hear the sniggers. You don't like my cooking. You can't wait to see the tail end of me. Nana Pat, that's not true. Except for maybe the food thing. I was right! Matt! T-Tane loves your cooking, don't you, Tane? Sure. And his people like food that's been cooked in a hole in the ground. Nana! All I can say is it's about time you kids learnt to look after yourselves. (EXHALES) Hey. Vicky knows ` about the Hanky Panky, Leisha, me. She's threatened to go the principal. Oh my God. Yeah. I can't believe Vicky's being such a hypocrite. That's the problem here? She used to be all, 'Women have the right to control what they do with their bodies.' Now suddenly she's prude of the year. Well, I imagine it's a bit different when your own child's involved. Well, he's not involved. And Leisha is an amazing person. She's beautiful and kind` And a sex worker. She shouldn't be defined by that. Not everyone is as liberal as you are, Matt You think I'm screwed here? I think you should definitely get a lawyer. I really don't wanna do that. Matt, this is serious. I know. Stop hassling me. How are things with you and Andrew? (SCOFFS) He thinks I'm a terrible person, a liar, untrustworthy, morally flexible. CHUCKLES: You're not that bad. Maybe that's how you need to be. What are you gonna do about Vicky? I don't know. If you need money for evil lawyers, then I can help. Are you rich all of a sudden? I'm OK. But you cannot lose Oscar. FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, LOCK RATTLES Hey. I-I'm so sorry. Vicky was there, and I didn't know what to do. It's OK. It's not your fault. Was she really mad? She wouldn't let me take Oscar. Oh God. It's fine. I could get a lawyer. Do you think it could go to court? Maybe, but I'm not gonna let Vicky or someone else come between us. If this gets out, it could ruin your career. It shouldn't matter what you do. No one would let you teach their kids if they knew about me. There is a solution here. I walk away from the Hanky Panky; you can leave. And do what? Study. I said I'd support you. You can't afford me. Sorry, what? There's some stuff you don't know about me. Um... I've had some legal issues in the past, and that's why I work at the Hanky Panky. A lot of the classier places won't hire a girl with a record. And Donna took pity on me. What kind of record? After my parents split and mum went nuts, I started shoplifting. (CHUCKLES) That's not so bad. I went crazy with credit cards, and most of them weren't my credit cards. I'm still paying things off. I'm totally a liability. (SIGHS) I don't care. But what about Oscar? He loves you too. RHYTHMIC PANTING IN DISTANCE (SIGHS) MOANING IN DISTANCE (SCOFFS) They're at it again. Pity they can't plug them into the national grid, do something with all that energy. (EXHALES) Nana, you don't have to go. I can find somewhere else. Bianca's right. For a change. It's your house. I guess you must be missing the farm. Maybe I'll go and stay with Auntie Belle in Tauranga. (SIGHS) God's waiting room. Why would you go there? There's no farm, love. The bank foreclosed. What? Mm. These things happen. There's plenty worse off than me. But what happened? Overextended, prices went down. And I lent your dad a bit of money when he was in trouble. Why didn't you say anything? Ohh, I have my pride. I-I just did what any mother would. It's a bit hard meeting the payments on a pension. Are you in debt? 50 years of work, now look at me. 1 GENTLE MUSIC (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS, SNIFFS) GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES MELLOW MUSIC ENGINE STOPS There she is. That's the scary woman I told you about. Oh, maybe Charlotte's stuff finally arrived. Well, how many more flatmates do you think she's got? Maybe Charlotte and Peter are helping needy people. (EXHALES) IN BACKGROUND: Who are you? Uh, we're the new tenants. What do you mean? This is my place. Nah, it's our place. Shit. No way! It's definitely ours. We've paid Bianca. What is your problem? I've paid rent! So? I'd already paid Bianca myself. Look, lady, relax. Get the hell out of here! This is our place. Go away! Leave her alone! Get outta here! Just calm it down here! But this is our house! Trish! No way, bitch. It's all mine! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill! Chill! No need for aggro. Let's, um` Come inside. Let's call Bianca Let's talk about it. Well, there's nothing to say. It's my place, all right? CAR APPROACHES What the hell? Who are you guys? Hey, look, all of you. This is our house. We rented it to Charlotte, not any of you. This is not your house. It is so. I paid Bianca rent in advance. I'm Bianca. No, you're not. Uh, I should know. She's right. She's Bianca. I'm Tane. And this is our house. This is bullshit! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, chill, chill! Right. OK. Now, hands up everyone who thinks they rented this house. Oh crap. As scams goes, it's small but perfectly formed. Charlotte gave us $400 in cash. That's the best kind of sting. You pay a little upfront to trick your mark into thinking that you're honest. I'm not a mark. Oh, darling, I'm afraid you were. How much do you think Charlotte ` probably not her real name ` got from the other tenants? Well, the ad said a month's rent upfront. Times by? Five people turned up in the end. Whew. Charlotte made 8 grand in two days. That's not bad. How could anyone come up with such an evil idea? Baby, it's a nasty old world out there. Which is why you should leave these things to the professionals. Thanks. Oh, hello, lover boy. Have you seen Leisha? No, but I did get a message from Leisha. She's given her notice. Shit. I'm not pleased about it either. Did you have a bust-up? She's decided to end it because of my career and` and Oscar. Oh, how touching (!) Can't you make it up? I'm not sure how. But I love her. I'm sure you do. But in my experience, you screw the crew, it always ends in tears. Hey, Oscar. Leisha! (CHUCKLES) I can't stay for long, OK? Why? Because... this is a secret visit. OK. I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. And I got you a present. It's my favourite dress from when I was little. And my ballet shoes. I love you too. How are we this fine day? Good, thank you. More moral quibbles? No, actually. I wanted to let you know that I'm in. What changed your mind? Just overnight thoughts. So let's go over some details. Hey. Hi. I talked to Mum. I told her about us not being engaged. And I wanted to tell her everything else, but I couldn't bear to hurt her. I've been an arse. No, not so much. No, I was. And suggesting you'd lie to protect dad... You were just pissed off. What I'm trying to say is... come home? I-I don't think I can. OK. I mean, we jumped into bed, we jumped into living together, getting engaged. And now you don't like me? That's not what I'm saying. I just think we should take some time to get to know each other. Like dating? Yeah. Maybe something like this? That could work. BOTH CHUCKLE BIANCA: How is that even gonna work? We're taking it slowly. LEO: At least you'll have the room to yourself. SOFT CHUCKLING Well, I'll be off. Can't you wait till after dinner? Oh, Nana, I'll miss you. Mm. Don't lie, Pinocchio. Ow. More child abuse. Nana. You don't have to leave. < I do. No. You don't. We'll clean out the rumpus room. We'll make something work. And we should have a talk about finances. I'm not a bloody charity case. I know that, but I want to help. And you're family ` we have to look out for each other. I said that. Yes. And you were right. Maybe with your mother not here, you do need someone to hold the fort. Matt, Nana Pat's gonna stay. Great. Matt? Where's the girlfriend? Gone. Darling. Ohh. Hi, Mum. Oh God. It's so good to see you. How's the family? Uh, Leisha's broken up with Matt. Oh dear. Mm. Well, it's probably all for the best in the long run. And you and Andrew? Yeah, we're trying to work something out. I'm so relieved to hear that. I've moved home just for a while. Really? > Yeah, it's fine. It's the right decision. I have felt to blame, you know. If I'd just told you about the health club` brothel` Actually, Mum, I think I've judged you too harshly. How do you mean? You've kept stuff from us, but only for good reasons. And you got into things to support your family. Other people do exactly what you did, and it's all quite legitimate. What's going on, sweetheart? I've been a bit naive, that's all. But I will take care of things from now on.