. # "Happy Together" - The Turtles # Imagine me and you, I do # I think about you day and night # It's only right to think about the girl you love # And hold her tight # So happy together # If I should call you up, invest a dime # And you say you belong to me and ease my mind # Imagine how the world could be # So very fine # So happy together... (ALARM) # (PUNK) I can't see me loving nobody but you... Honey, wake up. No! Anna, greet the day. # "Happy Together" - Simple Plan # Me and you, and you and me # No matter how they toss the dice it has to be # The only one for me is you and you for me... Anna! Honey, you've gotta wake up! Ow! # I can't see me loving nobody but you # For all my life # When you're with me, baby # The skies'll be blue # That's it! (BOTH GROAN) Oh! I have had it! (HOOTER) (SCREAMS) Anna, hurry up! What? I'm ready. (RADIO - FLICKING CHANNELS) Would you settle on a station? OK. I'm gonna get a little stud here. I don't want my maid of honour looking like a harlot. Come on, Mom! Everyone has one! Everyone? Harry, everyone has one. I can't believe you! You are ruining my life! You know what? End of discussion. Feet down. OK. If I can drive. Fine. Did you bring your permit? No, I can't find it. You can't find it? Ha-ha! What'd you do with it? Why do you have to blame him? You couldn't find anything in your room. Why do you always take his side? Oh, look, Anna... Why? Let's not do this now. Please? And fix your shirt. (SIGHS) There's Stacey Hinkhouse. Joy! Hi, Stacey. Hi, Mrs Coleman. Congratulations on your big day. Thanks. Say hi to your mom for me. OK. Bye. Bye. Hi, girls. You never see Stacey any more. How is she? Evil. She hates me now. Why? Would you leave your brother alone? (SIGHS) See? She always starts it. Bye, honey. Make good choices. She had the same shirt? Yeah. This looks OK? It's like a style? (BOTH) Yeah. So it's cool? No. Definitely not. Oh, kill me. Anna, what? I can't believe it! It's Jake! (WHIMPERS) He's gonna think I'm too stupid to put on a shirt. You've never even met the guy. Guess what? He doesn't care. He's not even looking. He's totally looking. I think he's gonna talk to you. Shut up! (SIGHS) Thanks(!) Sorry. Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture? I'm not Irish. (MOBILE RINGS) Could you hold on? (BEEPING) (HORN) Senora. (SPEAKS SPANISH) (HORNS) I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir. (WHISTLES) Mr Bates, I don't understand this F. You missed the point of the book. It's 1984! How could anyone miss it? It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism. A rigid society dominated by an all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator. My grade is final. (Except he had hair.) Anna! (BELL) Hello, Anna. What do you have today? Meat loaf. Turkey. (WHIMPERS) Evan, I'm so sorry. I had some car trouble. OK. I thought you'd forgot about me. I could never forget about you. I see you every day. What about tomorrow? Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow? You'll see me tomorrow, but not next week because I'll be on my honeymoon. Oh, my God! You're not coming back. All my therapists quit on me. I'm not gonna quit on you. I'll be available on my cellphone. I checked. There's no service on the north side of the island. It will be fine. OK. I've had a better week. You're counting the minutes. No. How many minutes are left? 54. Alright. This morning was good,... but then I got up. # "The Art of Losing" - American Hi-Fi (GROANS) Oh! # Last call now I'm outta time... Oh! # And I don't got no valentine... Alright! # I don't want your sympathy # I just need a little therapy... Ha! # At least that's what they say to me # Hey, ho, let's go # I'm gonna start a riot, you don't wanna fight it Oooh! (WHISTLE) Great. No, no, no, no! Absolutely not. I said no salmon! No! It has to be halibut. I don't care about the extra cost. How much is it? (MOBILE RINGS) Hold on one second. Hello? Hi, Harry. No, you may not touch the power tools. Yes, I would consider the lawn mower to be a power tool. OK. I'll see you at home. OK, halibut. (BEEPING) Could you... I'm sorry, hold on one second. Hello. Dr Coleman. Yes, Elizabeth. Yes, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. OK, good. Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman, and you don't need a man to complete you. Thank you. Goodbye. Er,... excuse me. Is this yours? Thanks. Fender Medium. So, what do you play? I play my dad's old Telecaster. Nice. Cute shirt. Thanks. So, are you in a band? Sorta. What do you mean, sorta? Well, we're still stuck in our "garage phase". Ah, OK. Well, if you ever get out of your garage, let me know. Yeah, totally. You can come check me out. I mean, the band. I mean, I'll be there, too, if you wanna check.... I'm Anna. Jake. So, what do you say? You want a ride? Yeah, I'd like that. Here you go. You can wear my extra helmet. Oh,... I just realised, I have to meet my friends. They're waiting for me. Your mom would kill you. (SIGHS) So dead, and so grounded. (LAUGHS) No, I get it, moms and motorcycles. Yeah. So, erm... see you around. Hey, Anna. So, listen, do you like The Hives? They're awesome. Well, I've got this import. Maybe we could check it out? Coleman! (WHISTLES / SNAPS FINGERS) One second. If I were you, I would be thinking a little less about boys and a little more about your honours qualifying exam. I'm ready for the test, Mr Bates. "Prepared" is to "you" as "not" is to "test". What does that mean? Exactly. (BIKE REVS) (SIGHS HEAVILY) (TAPPING) What are you doing?! Get out of my room! Waaagh! Help me! (SHOUTING) Mommy! Stop! Anna! Oh! (WHIMPERS) (CHATTER) Hey. What happened? Nothing. Just taking care of my brother. # Yeah! # Yeah! # Get up, get out # Move on, move on, there's no doubt # I'm all wrong, you're right, it's all the same with you... Thank you. (WAILS) Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Come here! Oh, sweetheart! Alright. Ready? I'm going to give it one, two, three. (WHIMPERS) No, no. Ready? One, two, three! (WHIMPERS) Go back inside. I'll be right there. Mommy! Anna! (WHIMPERS) Doof! # Round and round, here we go again # Same old start, same old end # Whoo-hoo! # Turn my head # Whoo-hoo! # Turn back again # Same old stuff # Never ends, do this... Hold still! Hold still! I promise, there will be serious consequences for her. Hey, Tessie! Hey, Dad! You're early! What? You're early! I can't hear... You're... early! Hold on. I need my glasses. Grandpa! Hey, monkey! Hey. What is this? One of them thongs? (LAUGHS) I don't wanna know. Brian! Joe! What's up? Come on! Hey, guys. You know these yard apes? (LAUGHS) You're early. What? Glad you could make it. I got you an early wedding present. What?! (GASPS / LAUGHS) I wanted the author to sign it. What? I thought I'd ask the author... I can't hear you. Hold on. Let's get out of here. What's under your shirt? Ryan, could you...? # On and on and on and on # Oh, I don't wanna grow up # I want to get out # Hey, take me away # I want to shout out # Take me away # Away, away, away # Away # Hey-hey (MUSIC POUNDING) (ALL GROAN) Oh, bummer! Not again! Time's up! It's after six! Mmm! Guys, you're gonna spoil your dinner. You know, this dad thing can be hard... or easy. Don't let her see you. (SIGHS) Good, now we can hear. Speak for yourself. I could use those little notes. (LAUGHS) She hates it when I pull the plug. Get ready. Did I say hello? I must have missed it. Hello. Hello. Get a room! (ALL GASP) Go! Go! Go! Go! (MOBILE RINGS) This is unbelievable! Jus- Just one second. One second. OK, but you owe me. Hello? Yes, this is she. Oh, really? OK. Yeah, great. Thank you. Thank you so, so much! What? You guys are never gonna believe this. A band dropped out of the Wango Tango auditions. We are first alternate. Shut up! Yes! That's awesome! We have to be at the House of Blues by 7pm and we're on at 7.45pm. When is it? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Tomorrow's Friday! So? That's my mom's rehearsal dinner. Anna, this is really important. Don't worry. I'll be there. How can you? Aren't you the maid of horror or something? Honour. It's just the rehearsal. Don't they make it a big deal? All your weird relatives come to town? No. They don't. There's my Anna-banana! (LAUGHS) Give your Grampie-doodle a big hug! Grandpa? Over here. Huh? Oh. (CLATTERING) Hey, Gramps. Don't worry, I would never let you down. Just don't cancel the audition yet. I'll talk to my mom. Alright. We're screwed. Yep. Yeah. "I don't think he knows I exist. It's stupid to think about him, but I can't help it." (ALL) "Jake! Ooo, Jake!" Get out of my room! (ALL YELL) Get out! Oh! Where... where...? (SCREAMS) She saw it. (SCREAMS) Time to check out those Lakers. I'm with you. Mom! Mom, did you see what happened to my...? (SIGHS) I spoke to your principal. What?! On the phone. Where's my door? Privacy is a privilege, Anna. Where is my door? It will be returned to you when you can explain... I need my door! Give me that door or... or... I will kill myself! Oh-ho! Can I watch? Shut up! (ALL YELL) Oh! We can dispense with the drama! Just calmly explain why you were in detention twice today. OK, I went to detention. Stacey Hinkhouse kept hitting me with a volleyball. When is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end? Never, because she's an insane psycho freak! You'd know that if you paid a speck of attention! Anna? What?! I think you know I pay attention. (SIGHS) Enough to know you got an F in English today? Well, Mr Bates is out to get me. Oh, him, too? Yeah. You know, he just looks for ways to torture me. Like today, the one time Jake spoke to me, he totally... Who's Jake? He's just... nobody. You say I'm not interested, Anna. I'm interested. Try me. (SIGHS) OK. He's just this really amazing guy, Mom. Where'd you meet him? Detention, but... (LAUGHS) That's promising(!) See?! Do you see? Why do I bother telling you anything? OK! Who's up for Chinese? (SCREAMS) You're ruining my life! I'm moving out tomorrow and never coming back ever, ever again! (SIGHS) (TRADITIONAL CHINESE MUSIC) Oh, Colemans. Hello. How are you? Anna, Harry, you so big now. What happened? Are you happy for your mommy? About what? Oh! She's such a joker. Who's catering? (LAUGHS) Chinese food good luck. It's all planned. OK. How about me? Anna, I ordered the Peking Duck. Joy! Well, I know that's your favourite. Whatever. The wedding's in two days. Think about it. OK? OK. Alright, see you soon. Happy dining. Your door is underneath the back stairs. Like I didn't figure it out. Stop grovelling, man. Let her come to you. She'd come with a hatchet. I think I'll go check on that duck. Anna. Do you really think your surliness is the best way to get what you want? I'm sorry, Mom. I really have been stressing in school. And I deserved every single one of those trips to detention. I'm going to apologise to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr Bates. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom. I'll really, really try. What do you want? To go to this important audition tomorrow at the House of Blues. An audition? That's great. You mean after the rehearsal dinner? Well, during, but... During? You mean, instead of? You mean, technically? Anna, I need to talk to you. I'm gonna pass on that. Now! Anna, I am going to make one final attempt to try to understand what goes on in your head. Don't treat me like your patients. What? Calm and reasonable and really wanting to understand. I really do want to understand! (TUTS) Oh, Mama. Stay out of it, please! Mama! Fine. One local band gets to play at Wango Tango. We were lucky to make this cut. It's a once in a lifetime chance. Why can't I just go? Please! What I hear is that my special night means absolutely nothing to you. Does my band means anything to you? It's clear you think we're all noise. Look, I'm a walrus! I do not! Do, too! I let you practise in the garage. Mom! Anna, stop! What?! Let's talk about what this is really about. It's about your dad, isn't it? Mom, stop shrinking me! It's about the audition! You're ruining my life! Enough with the drama. Anna, high school is not that hard. You couldn't last one day in my high school. Actually, I could, and without getting detention. I'm sorry I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect! Perfect? You think my life's perfect? I know your life is. Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend, perfect patients! Honey, you need a serious and bracing reality check if you think my life is perfect! Cut me some slack just this once! I am beyond cutting you slack. You are not going to the audition! Yes, I am! You're not! Why not?! Because I said so! Cookie? Erm,... this isn't really a good time. Now good time. (SPEAKS CHINESE) OK. OK, thank you. Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life is not going to be focused on you. It's all about Ryan now, isn't it? Anna? Get away. Honey! (SIGHS) (SIGHS) (BOTH) "A journey soon begins." "Its prize reflected in another's eyes." "When what you see is what you lack, (BOTH) then selfless love will change you back." Oh, whatever. (RUMBLING) (BOTH GASP) Honey? (GASPS) You OK? Yeah. Whoo! Come on. Did you feel that? Feel what? There was an earthquake. No, there wasn't. Yes, there was! What are they talking about? An earthquake. An earthquake?! No, there was no earthquake. You didn't feel it? No, I don't think so. (WIND HOWLS) (BIRDS TWITTER) '(YAWNS) 6:45 already. (SIGHS)' 'I didn't get the dry cleaning. I'll do it on the way home.' 'And call the mechanic. And florist.' (TESS'S VOICE) '(SIGHS) OK, better get up.' 'I'd better...' 'Why am in Anna's room?' 'What happened last night?!' 'Di-Did I pass out in here?!' '(GASPS)' 'I've no memory of this! This isn't mine!' 'Those aren't mine.' 'That's not mine.' '(GASPS) That's definitely not mine!' (WHIMPERS) (SCREAMS) Anna, come here quick! What?! Mom's dead! I'm dead?! (WHIMPERS) Come on! Hurry! See? She's not moving! Oh, my God! No, wait! It's breathing! I'm not dead! What?! Er... Right, erm,... her chest is moving, honey. See? You called me "honey". Right. Erm.... Are you sick? I hope so. Or dreaming. Or... Hon... Harry, go get your own breakfast. You can eat Anna's cereal. Erm,... my cereal. Cool. Hello. Hello in there. Wake up, honey. Wake up. Wake up! (SIGHS) That is it! (GROANS) (BOTH GROAN) Oh! Could I just have, like, one minute, please?! Honey? (SIGHS) Look, I think something's happened to us. What are you?! It's me,... Mom. You're not my mother! Yes, I am. Get away, you clone freak! Don't you use that tone with me! Oh, my God! You are my mother! You're not who you think you are. (GASPS) (GASPS) Look at me! We seem to be inside each other. I'm old! I beg your pardon?! Oh, I'm like the Crypt Keeper! OK, that's enough! (BOTH SCREAM) Oh! I want my body back! And I don't want mine?! My wedding's tomorrow! Oh, my God! My wedding's tomorrow! I-I can't marry Ryan! Eeugh! OK. OK, OK, OK, OK. OK, what?! I have no idea. Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room. Oh, no! That'll get us a 72-hour lockdown in the psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere. OK. Erm,... so you're in my body and I'm in your body. Why don't we like...? Yes! Yes! I see what you're saying! A jolt! OK, you go over there and I go over here. OK. Now, when I say go. Ready? Yeah! Go! Hey, Mom, can I... (BOTH) Ow! (GROANS) OK. Ow! OK, that was stupid. Harry! I was just teaching Mom some new... dance moves. What do you want, punk? Don't talk to him like that! He thinks you're his mother. We'll have to tell him sometime. We're not going to tell him or anyone. They'll think we're crazy. Maybe we are crazy. I am not crazy! I'm merely a grown woman trapped in my daughter's body. Huh! Oh, God, I am crazy! (Shhh!) (CEREAL TINKLES) (YAWNS) Grandpa, could you pass the milk? OK, Harry's still Harry and Grandpa's still Grandpa. It's just us? What did we do wrong? I don't know. (FORCEFULLY) Grandpa, pass the milk! Grandpa! Pass the milk! Earthquake! Earthquake! Earthquake! (BOTH) House of Chiang! Nobody felt it but us. Earthquake! Earthquake! Earthquake! Honey! OK,... I'll take it. I guess you're not ready yet, huh? Er... Sweetheart. What are you doing here? You said you needed a ride to work. Right! Erm... Mom, I guess you better hurry up. Get a grip, I am not... (GROANS) Hmm. Darling,... could you, like, chill for a sec? Sure. Sure, I'll... chill. (BOTH ARGUE) I'll, like, go get your dad. Alan, that's not our car! The earthquake! And then Pei-Pei's crazy mother pointing at me and you. What was she mumbling about in Chinese? She did something. Some strange Asian voodoo. What are we gonna do now? I can't go to school like this. You have to, you're on the verge of suspension. Your honours qualifying exam's today. All the more reason to stay home. You know, I could go and take the exam for you. I'm sure a high-school level test would be simple. Are you kidding?! You think you can be me? Of course I can. Watch me. Oh, everyone's out to get me! You're ruining my life! It's easy to be you, just suck the fun out of everything! I do not do that! Fun sucker! This is ridiculous! I will go to school and you will stay right... Oh! What? Evan. Evan? Who's Evan? My neediest patient. I've seen him everyday for three years. Oh, bummer. Just my face might be reassuring. No! No way. I am not baby-sitting some 40-year-old whack job. What would I say to the freak? Nothing! You are not to give anyone any advice. That would be unethical. Listen attentively, nod occasionally, and if you must speak, simply say, "How do you feel about that?" You're serious. You really want us to be each other? We'll get through this morning as each other and go back to the restaurant and get switched back. Get dressed. Good luck getting dressed without a door. Thank you. (SCREAMS) Oh, boy. You'll get used to it. What? You pierced your navel?! Yeah. I meant to talk to you about that. When did you do this?! At Maddie's cousin's Sweet 16. When you get your body back, it's grounded. (SIGHS) And what are you doing?! Why don't you wear these? They're cute. Yeah, if you're selling Bibles! And what did you do to my hair? I've been dying to comb these rats out. You can see your pretty face. What is this?! Oh, I fixed your jeans. My patients won't pay $150 an hour to get therapy from a... stripper! Alright, I'll drab up. I'll grunge down. Go. (SIGHS) What's that? Urgh! (SHUDDERS) . (ROCK MUSIC) Feet down. Harry, settle down, please. Bite me! (HORN SOUNDS) See what he does behind your back? Anna! Mom. Excuse me. While I'm apologising, let me just say to the whole car how sorry I am for being such an insane control freak all the time. Oh, you're not controlling,... Mom. I should apologise for my disregard for anyone's feelings but my own. Well, at least you have a great sense of style. Not like me. Enough! Ooh! Platinum. Cool! Don't even think about it! (SIGHS) Am I supposed to follow this? It's nothing,... darling. One more day. Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it? Even though my husband died, how quickly I've got over it. Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car. If you alienate Ryan in my body... I'll be nice. But don't kiss him. (LAUGHS) Mom, I just had breakfast! That's disgusting. (HORN) Nice. OK. Here is the number for a cab company. I want you back here at 11:45 sharp. Alright! Do you understand? Alright! What's that tone? Are you using a tone with me? (MOTORCYCLE REVS) > Oh, my God! Er,... can I go? Why? What are you so anxious about? Hey, Anna. Do you know him? Erm,... kinda. That's Jake. No. No! Give him a chance. That is the last thing I'll give him. Look at him! You don't know him. I know he's too old for you. Oh, my God. He's coming over. Say hi back. No. Say hi or I'll break up with Ryan. Hi,... Hey. ..Jake. So...? Oh, erm,... this is my mother, Dr Coleman. Hi. It's a great bike. What?! Not like I've ever been on it, I'm not allowed. I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old. (LAUGHS) Er,... I gotta go. Bye. (Walk with him!) (LAUGHS WEAKLY) Harry, do you know who that is? Anna's got a boyfriend! Grrr! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! OK, where we going next? Harry's school? Oh, he can walk from here. It's 20 blocks! The fresh air'll do you good. But what about bullies? Run fast. Tess, look, it's no trouble to drive him. Ah! Whatever. (ROCK MUSIC BLASTS) (VOLUME DROPS) Hey. I've got The Hives for you. I beg your pardon? The CD. Oh, yeah, that. They hit town next week. Maybe you... That's a nice thought. With a haircut you'd look presentable, but I need to focus on my schoolwork. And you're way too old for me. Thanks anyway, Jason. It's Jake. (SHUDDERS) Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Hi. Hello. Stacey! Hi, how are you? Oh, wonderful. Stacey! What are you doing?! Waagh! Ow! Run away! (SIGHS) Are you OK, Anna? I'm am appalled that Stacey would do something like that. Yeah, shocker! I will be calling her mother. Forget that, we'll get her later. So, we saw you. Saw me what? With Jake. Give us the dirty details. Excuse me? Did you make a move? Is that something I'd do? It's something you should do. Oh! No, no, no, no. I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing. And you girls would do well to follow my example. Well,... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What?! What? Cold sore! Cold sore. Where? I feel it coming on. There. Big one. I don't care. No, really, I'm thinking of you. Really. You. OK. OK. It's a good thing, I guess. Need a ride home or will you pick up the Volvo? Oh, I will most definitely be picking up the Volvo. # "What I Like About You" - Lillix # Hey! # Hey! # What I like about you # You really know how to dance # When you go up, down, jump around # Talk about true romance... Oh! # Yeah! # Keep on whispering in my ear # Tell me all the things that I wanna hear # Cos it's true # That's what I like # That's what I like about you # That's what I like about you # Hey! (HOWLS) # Keep on whispering in my ear # Tell me all the things that I wanna hear # Cos it's true # That's what I like about you # It's what I like # That's what I like about you # Hey. How's it going? (MOBILE RINGS) Urgh! Waagh! (PHONE RINGS) (PHONES RING) Dr Coleman's office. "Hi. This is Dr Gunn's office." "I'm calling to confirm your root canal appointment." Root canal?! That's not fair! They're not my teeth. "OK. I'm not sure..." (PHONES RING) No! I'm cutting the dentist. "You're cancelling?!" Yeah, cancel. Like I'm gonna take that bullet? Please! Evan. No,... Boris. Line 27. Thanks. There you go. Whoa! She's blind! Oh, this sucks! Er... you wanna get that? I'm not answering that thing again. Mmm-mmm. There you go. Good to see ya. OK. You're here! (GASPS) Oh! Yeah, I'm here, and you're here. You look fantastic. Are you canceling this session? No, Kevin. Evan! Evan. Ev... Evan. So, shall we... go in here and do it? Are you going to get that? (PHONE RINGS) N-N-N-No. Oh, so you don't answer your phone. I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon, but you lied to me. You're a liar! I'll get it. Yo. What? Ten thousand dollars?! For what? Halibut?! Eeugh! What kind of caterer are you? It's disgusting! Well, I'm not gonna pay for it. OK, fine, don't show up. See if I care. Yeah, I'm cancelling. Yeah, well, same to you, dude! So, Ethan. Evan! Evan. I knew that. I... (PHONE RINGS) . (HUMS) Bates. I've seen him before. Where have I seen him before? Like every day, in this torture chamber? So, did you talk to your mom? Oh,... Today... is a lovely day for a pop quiz! (ALL GROAN) All of you should have finished reading Hamlet by now. I'll ask each of you one question. You will be graded according to your answer. Thank God it's Hamlet. I was in that play in high... I just... I know the play. Like that'll help you. Mr Waters, describe the character of Hamlet. (CLEARS THROAT) Erm... Hamlet, he's, erm,... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. Erm,... he's just bopping around. Doesn't know which way's up. Erm,... I don't think the guy's got a clue. You mean to say that he is a man... Yeah. ..who couldn't make up his... (BOTH) Mind. Exactly. Very good. Alright. B. Yeah. Miss Coleman. Yes, Mr Bates? What are the central conflicts? Well, political, of course, because Claudius usurped his father's throne. Oedipal, because of the undercurrents with his mother. Then there's the timeless question of insanity. Is he really seeing his father's ghost, or is he simply mad? (LAUGHS) That is seriously... overreaching. F. F?! F. Mr Frenelli. Who is Fortinbras? (SIGHS) So, I started reading your new book and it just makes me feel... really depressed. And how do you feel about that? Depressed! (GIBBERS) (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) And how do you feel about that? (GIBBERS) She and her best friend aren't speaking, Doctor. And in her diary, she keeps mentioning this boy. And how do you feel about that? Well, I'm worried. You read her diaries?! That's gross! That's bad. Bad Mom Award! But I'm concerned that she and this boy might be... I mean, you know. Stop! Stop. Nothing is going on between her and this guy. She wouldn't be writing about it in her diary, she'd be out doing it. Her best friend isn't talking to her because she probably likes him, too. He probably even flirted with her, but he secretly likes your daughter. He just hasn't made his move. Her best friend is acting like a psycho freak! OK? That's very, er,... interesting. I never would have thought about it that way. Cool. Guess we're done. Mr Bates, may I please speak with you? I think that'd be fairly pointless, but go ahead. By what stretch of the imagination... I mean, like, how could I, like, get an F? What mistakes did I make? Grading is subjective. That was a college-level analysis. You're qualified to assess that? As a matter of fact I most certainly am. In the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done." That's Macbeth! You know-nothing twe- Bates! Elton Bates! Griffith High School? How did you know that? You asked me,... I mean, my mom to the prom, but she turned you down. This is not an appropriate... You're taking it out on her daughter! I don't know what you mean. It was a high-school dance! You've got to let it go and move on! If you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear about your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student. Oh, and by the way, Elton, she had a boyfriend, and you were weird. That was amazing! You totally destroyed him! He won't be giving me much trouble. That's so weird about your mom. What did she say? About what? About the audition. Oh, right. She said no. What?! Well, it is her rehearsal dinner. Don't you think that's rather important, too? And you told her this chance would never come again? She sympathises... Don't give us this. She is totally ruining our lives! You're the culprit. She never cared about our music. Never cared? Never cared?! Who paid for all the guitar lessons? Did she ever hear a thank you? No, I don't think so. You said your mom hasn't paid any attention to you since she started dating that guy. That's not true. You talk about it enough. I do? What is up with you? You act like you don't care about this band. Look, girls. Guys. If it were any other night but tonight... Whatever. (SIGHS) God! (TYRES SCREECH / HORN) (CAR ALARM) (HORNS BLARE) (ROCK MUSIC POUNDS) (TYRES SCREECH) You picked up my car?! Yeah! Get out of the car! I'm driving. Oh, my God! What have you done to me?! Do you like it? Get out of the car right now! Do you have your permit? No. (TYRES SCREECH) My hair! It's gone! And what is this? What have you done to my ear?! Mom! It's an earring. Take it out now! No, it looks cool. Don't start with me! And those clothes go back tomorrow! Why? You look great. I look like Stevie Nicks. Who's he? Agh! What are you doing with this? I'm eating. You cannot eat fast food! Why not? Because it will go down your throat and drop to my thighs! Oh, come on. Watch the road. (SIGHS) Oh! This food may make you blow up like a balloon, but it'll do nothing whatsoever to me. Oh, Mom! (SIGHS) Oh, God, this is good! Mom, that's not fair! My first French fry in eight years. I can hear the Hallelujah Chorus. Road! (HORN BLARES) Oh! Hi! Hi! Hi! You back so soon! Hey, sexy new look, Mrs Coleman. You look hot. Two for lunch? No, Pei-Pei. We'd like to discuss something that happened to us here. Something that sucks! Shhh! Let me handle this. OK! When we woke up this morning,... we weren't... ourselves. Yeah. Oh. Mama! Hey! Hey! Hey! You come back here! Hello. Hello. Did you give them the fortune cookie? (SPEAKS CHINESE) (SHOUTS IN CHINESE) What did she say? Oh, she's crazy. (LAUGHS) Huh?! Well? She don't know what you're talking about. OK, let's have lunch! You know what we're talking about. Let's hit her. OK... OK, OK OK. I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it. When the fortune come true, then you go back, not before. What fortune? From the fortune cookie! You find the answer in each other. When the fortune come true, then you go back. OK? No big deal. You mean, we're, like, stuck in this suck-fest?! You're not gonna do anything?! How about 10% off catering? No. I already told you we have a caterer. Er,... actually, Mom, there's something I forgot to tell you. OK! Good idea. How about I do? What did the fortune say? Like I remember! I don't remember, either. I hate this! I don't wanna get married at 15! It's not even legal! I want my room back. I want my friends. I want to eat whatever I want, when I want! Mommy! I know, sweetie. It's a hard day. It's OK. We'll get through it. Breathe. Breathe. We'll find the fortune. (BEEPING) Oh! Oh, my organiser. Make it stop! It's been going off all day. (GASPS) Parent-teacher conference! I completely forgot! You have to be at Harry's school. No! I hate teachers! You have to. I'll go to your school and take your qualifying exam. OK? OK, let's go. But... Aaaaah! (TYRES SCREECH) . Mom?! Yeah, whatever. Ah, Mrs Coleman! Er... Alright, let's do this thing. OK. Well, what can I say about Harry? He... He is a sweet boy. Mmm! But he's having a little trouble with bullies. So? That's character building. The kid needs to toughen up. He's kind of a wimp. So, that's it? I can go? No, no, not exactly. Erm,... Harry's very bright, but he's having a problem applying himself in math. So hold him back. I mean, he's short. He'll fit in. You know what I mean? Erm,... you know, he's very good in English. I had the class write an essay on who they admire most. And he wrote a wonderful paper about your daughter. So, what did she say? She showed me the paper you wrote about Anna. You saw that?! Mmm-hmm. Don't tell her I like her. Well, why not? We have too much fun fighting. (LAUGHS) You know, kid, you are way more twisted than I thought. (CHUCKLES) Good try! Loser! Ah, man! Good luck flunking. Stacey, I want to talk to you. Come here. Why this falling out? We were best friends in sixth grade. I got involved with my music and you with your cheerleading, but why must this be World War III? The years of trick-or-treating and sleepovers. Don't you remember any of it? I know I do. I mean, how do you feel about that? Alright, let's all take our seats for the test! Sit with me? Communication. That's all it takes. Hey. There you are. (GASPS) You again! Look at you! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Love the hair. I've got a surprise for ya. You'll be happy with me. I doubt that. Great dress. Sexy. (WHIMPERS) Oozing sore! I don't see anything. Make-up. Great stuff. Hey, take it easy, stud. Save it for the honeymoon. We have to go. Oh, no! I have to get the fortune thingy. No. No time. I've got my sweater on. No, really! I have to go... No, we have to leave now. Watch your step. Watch your step. OK! Still got your eyes closed? Yeah. Alright. OK, relax. Open 'em. Huh? You're on The Dottie Robertson Show. They had a cancellation. I got you on Dottie Robertson. To talk about that book?! No! Break a leg, honey. We're ready for you, Dr Coleman. You're gonna be great. I'm gonna barf! This way. Go get 'em. Watch your step. Right this way. I'm sorry, I'm not that person. And right there. There you go. Sorry. Make-up's gonna come to you, OK? 'What is this? "Through The Looking Glass"?' 'Senescence. Senescence?!' 'See-nee-sen-cee.' What?! '"The sum of the areas of the shaded regions above BD is equal to AD squared times the sum of pi divided by four minus D divided by two."' '"BD squared times the sum of pi cubed, divided by D minus two."' 'What is pi again? Three point something. This is ridiculous!' 'I've never used pi. Anna'll never use pi. Why is it called pi anyway?!' 'Focus.' '"Or C. D cubed minus the sum of pi squared minus D..."' Pssst! Miss Brown, she's copying my test. (SNORING) Hey, cheater. I did not cheat. Stacey is a conniving... Whatever. It's your business. I did not cheat! Don't smirk at me. If you're so perfect, why are you always in detention? I'm not, I work here. (SIGHS) What would you say if I told you I could help you finish your test? Really? Yeah. My publisher doesn't think anybody's gonna know what the word "senescence" means. Do you know? No. Please, to sit still. OK. Alright. They keep the tests in the file room. We're going through here? They're so burned out, they won't even notice. Trust me. (TV PLAYS QUIETLY) Ah. Alright, alright. Coleman. "Anna Coleman." My gosh. Thank you. Now hurry up and finish your test. You really are something, Jake. I'll watch the door. Loved your book! I actually read this one. Ah. That makes one of us. Ready. And three, two... Hi and welcome back. We're here with Dr Tess Coleman, author of Through the Looking Glass - Senescence in Retrograde. So, Doctor, tell us about your new book. Well,... I wrote it. (ALL LAUGH) Yes, you did! But tell us, what got you interested in the physical and intellectual exhaustion that seems to overcome those of us who are, let's say, no longer 20? (ALL LAUGH) Senescence! Like senile! Old people. Got it! Got it! And... and let's face it, we are tired much of the time. That's why I've been craving caffeine! I thought I was dying. (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER) But you still haven't answered the fundamental question. Why are we so tired? Well,... Of course, we're tired because of our demanding and hectic, er,... Do you wanna know why adults are so tired all the time? Because they spend all their time obsessing about stupid, lame things they don't have to do, like cooking. Have you never heard of takeout? (LAUGHTER) And cleaning! Let's don't, and say we did! (LAUGHTER) And quality time with your kids. You know what? Quit bugging 'em! Leave 'em alone! They like it. "(LAUGHTER)" "I don't remember reading any of this in your book." "Hello!" "It's called reading between the lines." Oh, my God! What? That's... that's my mom! "..try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Vines, The Breeders." "If you're excited about something, why hold it in?" "Just scream about it. OK, do this with me, alright?" "Let's say this cute guy asks you out, what do you do?" "(SCREAMS)" (ALL) Whoo! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) "That was pathetic!" "Keep all that bottled up, no wonder you're getting old! I'm serious." "This guy's hot. What you gonna do?" "(ALL SCREAM)" God! Your mom's cool! "I can't hear you!" "(ALL SCREAM)" Oh, she is dead! Worse than dead! She'll spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence. I've gotta get home. I've gotta get home! # "She Is Beautiful" - Andrew WK # I never knew girls existed like you... (ALL CHEER) # She is beautiful, she is beautiful # The girl is beautiful... Listen, I need you to give me a ride. Your mom didn't want you on a bike. You're a little too virtuous, kid. I'm late for my second job. Just give me the ride! I know for a fact my mother will understand. I'm gonna be honest with you. You seem really different than the person I thought you were. I saw what you did to Stacey's test. You're right, you're too young. But... I don't even know why I did that. It's really not like me. Good luck, Anna. Come on! They'll let her retake the test! Waagh! Come on! They'll let her retake the test! Waagh! That's the first time Tessie's work hasn't put me to sleep. I might read one of those books. Hey. Is Dr Coleman coming out soon? Dottie had her escorted outside ten minutes ago, sir. But she rocks, doesn't she? Look. She signed my butt! Whoo! Yeah! (LAUGHS) (CHUCKLES) Can I have a quad-shot caramel latte? Mrs Coleman? Jake! What are you doing here? I work here. (LAUGHS) Hey, I caught the show. You were... you were great. Thanks. How was Anna... today? I mean, was she nice to you? She was stressing a little, but you know how it is with school. OK. Cos if she wasn't, I'd have to punish her. (LAUGHS) You punish her? No mom who listens to The Vines'd punish anybody. You like The Vines? I got the bootlegs. Shut up! Whoo! Oh, Anna-banana, it's you! Where's Mom? She ditched us at the studio. Whoo! Harry! Get down from the table! I'm copying Mom! You should have seen her! She was so cool! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Ooh! Ooh! (SIGHS) Ramones? Love. # "One More Time" - Bowling For Soup Er,... White Stripes? Can't stand 'em. I know. Me neither. I mean, get a bass player. Oh,... I love this song. Am I so lame that I love "Baby, One More Time"? No, this cover's a classic. # (BOTH SING ALONG) When I'm not with you I lose my mind # Give me a sign-gn-gn-gn # Hit me, baby, one more time... (BOTH LAUGH) (LAUGHS) (GIGGLES) # Oh, pretty baby # I shouldn't have let you go # I... gotta go. What? Don't go. No, I... I have a wedding rehearsal. OK, whose? Mine! (LAUGHS) Are you serious? I wish I wasn't. Hey. You're not really getting married, are you? Listen. This was so fun, and I'll remember it forever... You can't just... Jake. I don't know what's going on, OK. This whole thing is... I just... I feel like I know you. I have to go. Really. I just... Please. Just, please... Let me at least give you a ride. OK. There you are, you little monster. OK. # "What A Wonderful World" - Joey Ramone # I see trees of green # Red roses, too # I see them bloom # For me and you... Tess? Tess! # And I say to myself... Tess! # What a wonderful world # (ENGINE REVS) Where have you been?! You needed to be dressed a half hour ago! Nowhere. Tell me, young lady! Young lady? Er,... Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view. If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong? "Earthquake! Save me!" Get back here, you little...! Where do I even begin? Your career-killing TV appearance? Your non-stop partying with my car and wallet? Or, perhaps, my body's makeover from hell? Are you listening to a word I'm saying? Yes. And get that cheap stud out of my ear! Mom, he is so awesome! Who? Jake. Can I go out with him? Please? Please? Not in Ryan's fiancee's body, you can't! What am I supposed to do in Ryan's fiancee's body? Go to this thing tonight? Be you? OK, that's today, and tomorrow? I really don't want to get married. You're not thrilled about me getting married, either. (SIGHS) Why? Why can't we talk about this? What is it about Ryan that you don't like? He's fine. But he's not your father. (SIGHS) Mom, I really don't want to talk about this right now. Time's running out to talk about it. Please, tell me. Mom, do what you want. Marry the dude. Just don't make me do it. OK? Tess? (SIGHS) (SIGHS) "Privacy is a privilege, Anna." Tess? Go! Yo. Whassup? You know what? I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big, black Harley?! Hello. It was a Ducati. Tess! Is there something you want to say? A fantasy you're trying to get out of your system? I'd like to know. I just needed a ride. I... I didn't really even know the guy. I... I didn't know what... He's a friend of mine, Ryan. He likes me. My mom wouldn't let me go out with him, so I just had to beg her to check him out for me. And she did. And she actually came to find that he's a very together young man. And... she approves. Really? Really. Snap! Uh-huh. So, let's do this thingy. Our wedding rehearsal? Yeah. Whatever. (DISTANT SINGING) # Tell me, baby # Cos I need to know now, oh, because # My loneliness is killing me # And I... # I must confess... (BARKING) # I still believe, still believe... Excuse me! # If I'm not with you # I lose my mind # Give me a sign-gn-gn # Hit me, baby... Oooh! What are you doing?! Shotgun! I want to talk to your mom. Are you insane? I know I am. What are you thinking?! How can you entertain ideas about you and a woman her age? What? She looks... great. Really? Wow! No! You have to disappear! I know it's unconventional. And I know nothing can happen. I'm not stupid. I just... wanna know her. I wanna be able to talk to her. Do not come near her or her fiance! Understand? I don't understand anything. Jake, find someone your own age. Anna, you're beautiful, OK? But you're... not her. Stop it! Promise you'll leave my mother alone! Anna-banana! (GROANS) (SIGHS) He definitely likes you for your mind. (GAGS) Hey. Alright, let's do this. Oh, well. There we go. Oh, I'll have one. What are you doing?! Nothing! Did you bring it? Can you get away? I'd love to, but I'm meeting thousands of 100-year-old people. Those are Ryan's parents! Hi. Doesn't make then less old. Ryan? Could I borrow my mother for just one minute? Sure. Thank you. Ow! OK. There's gotta be some clue here. "A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in another's eyes." (SIGHS) OK. That was the switch. Oh, let me see! OK, blah, blah, blah. "..lack, then selfless love will change you back." We're stuck like this forever. No time for your negativity. Let's try to be selfless. Give me your hands. (HUMS) (SIGHS) I'm being selfless. Are you? Yeah, I'm being selfless. You can't be, because we're still here. Oh, right, so it's my fault. Why is everything always... (GASPS) It's Jake! He must have followed us. (SQUEALS) Mom, what are we going to do? Mom?! Mom? (MUFFLED SCREAM) Shhh! Don't scream! Just listen to us. We're half a block away. Say you're going to the bathroom. You'll be back before they know. I can't! I tried to learn your solo, I suck. Yeah. Two bands have gone and they blew. We have a chance if you come. No, I can't. You don't know the half of it. Anna, don't make me do this. (GASPS) Ooh! What are you doing?! If Ryan sees you, it will blow everything! I know. I'm sorry, it's just... When I look into your eyes... Stop it! Jake, believe me, it is not me you like, it's Anna. No! You're the exciting, musical one. Actually, I learned it all from her. I'm tone deaf. Tess? > Shhh! Don't move. Tess? Oh, found it! Found what? My earring. I thought I'd lost it. Anna's friends decided to crash. You guys! You know anything about this? Well, they're trying to get Anna to go to an audition at the House of Blues which had to be tonight. But I said no, she had to stay here. You're kidding? No, that's how it went down. I know it's not important to you, she's just a girl in a stupid band... Dr Coleman, dude, I'm sorry, but could we borrow Anna for 20 minutes? We'd never ask you or, like, anybody for anything ever again! I am appalled at you two! I clearly said... Go. What? Go. Ryan,... What are you still doing here? Go! Now! Thank you so much! I told you he wouldn't ruin your life. Thank you. Mr Dude, you rock! Thanks, guys. Are you mad? No. Do you, like, not want to get married now? No. No, I don't, not if you're going to put me in this role. What role? The role of insensitive stepfather who couldn't care less, or thinks it's a stupid band, or any of the preposterous things you said. How can you say I don't care? I'm not that guy. If that's who you think I am, this will never work. When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a family. I respect that. You always put the kids first. That's how it should be. That's how I want it. I never pushed Anna because I want her to like me on her own terms, in her own way. Wow. That's very cool. Yeah. What are you still doing here? What do you mean? You should be over there. That's where you wanna be, cheering her on. That's where I want you to be. But... Go on. Go! I can hold down the fort here for 20 minutes. Wish her luck for me. OK. (ROCK MUSIC) Whoa. Hold it. You're not serious! OK, great. I've got ID for once! Thanks! (SIGHS) So, it's a good crowd out there. What are you doing? What's wrong? I can't do this! Since when do you get nervous? I really, really can't. You rock harder than anyone I know. The rocking may be in short supply tonight, girls. What do you mean? I'm just not myself. Anna, I know you're stressing, we all are. Maybe it won't be brilliant. But we'll forgive each other and laugh about it later. Now, I want us to take this shot, OK? Yeah, we'll still love you, even if it blows. Yeah. OK, OK, OK, I'll try. I mean, how hard can it be? (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Remember, we changed the chords in the first verse from CCD to CDC. You play notes?! I mean, I just thought we could play in the key of rock! Yeah(!) OK, let's fix your hair. Yeah. What's with the bun? . Mrs Coleman! Jake! Stop! You're running away from him. Jake, if you like me at all, you will just leave me alone! Yeah, but... Please, no! (PA) "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage the next act in the KISS-FM Wango Tango auditions." "From here in Los Angeles, let's give it up for Pink Slip!" (APPLAUSE) # Yeah! # Yeah! # Get up, get out # Move on, move on... Do something! # I'm all wrong, you're right # It's all the same with you # I'm too thin, too fat You ask why # So why, so why, so why, so why? # On and on and on and on (BUM NOTE) (DISCORDANT TWANG) # On and on and on and on # I don't want to grow up # I want to get out # Hey, take me away (BUM NOTE / FEEDBACK) # I want to shout out... (MOUTHS) # Take me away, away, away, away... (MOUTHS) # Away... # Round and round, here we go again # Same old start, same old end # Turn my head, I turn back again... What are you doing? I can't do this! It's horrifying! Mom, I unplugged you. Go back out and fake it. I don't know how! Come on! You never went to a rock concert?! OK, I saw the Stones once. Great! Go out and act like Keith. Keith. Right. Richards, Mom! I knew that. Alright, act like Keith. Like Keith. Not the behaviour? No! Just the playing! Get out there! Your solo's coming! # Don't want to grow up I want to get out # Hey, take me away # I want to shout out # Take me away, away # Away, away, away... (POWER CHORD RIPS) (CHEERING) # Don't wanna grow up # I want to get out # Hey, take me away # I want to shout out # Take me away, away # Away, away, away, away... Whoo! Anna, you rock! # Round and round, here we go again # Same old story, same old end # Turn my head, turn back again # Same old stuff # Never ends # (CHEERING / APPLAUSE) Yeah! It's a little early, but I think you guys are definitely in. Alright! (Are we in?) Yes! Oooh! It was terrifying! I had no idea what it takes. The guts. Thanks. It's exciting, your music. It's not noise? Most definitely not noise. Oh! Oh, my God! Ryan! Come on. Anna? My first wedding went like this. Like what? She ran away with the florist. Whole thing went down the tubes. Don't make me hurt you. Hmm. Oh. Here she is. (CHUCKLES) Ah. (SIGHS) Mom, what's wrong? I need you to do something for me. Sure. After what you just did for me, anything. It needs to happen now, before the toasts. OK. Clearly, we're not switching back tonight. I need you to tell Ryan you need to postpone the wedding. What?! No, listen. I can see you're not ready for this. I can wait. I guess that I was just so happy, I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry. But... but, Mom! If he loves me like I think he does, he'll wait, too. He'll understand. He'll be very sweet and gracious about it. But please, just please let him know that I love him. And be as kind as you possibly can, for me. OK, Mom. I know exactly what to say. I'll be along in a minute. Erm,... you should sit down. (GLASS CLINKS) Er,... hi. Erm,... I guess... I'm gonna start the toasts. So, three years ago, we had a really bad thing happen in our family. We lost a father and a husband. And I didn't think we'd ever be able get over it. But then,... this guy next to me... came into the picture. And everybody could see I was happy again. I was singing in the shower again. Not well, I might add. (ALL LAUGH) But I was still really worried about my kids, Anna and Harry, whether they'd be able to... accept a new man in their life. And now I know how Anna feels. And what she feels is that... ..no-one could ever take the place of her dad. (SOBS) Because he was a really great dad. But somebody could... ..be part of a new family. Its own kind of cool, new, little unit. That for someone as special as Ryan, we would all just make a little room. Anna really wanted her mom to know that. (MOUTHS) (RUMBLING) (SCREAMING) Earthquake! (GASPS) (GASPS) (LAUGHS) Yeah! (SIGHS) And I am so psyched to be here! I guess all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family. To the bride and groom. (APPLAUSE) What the hell just happened? Trust me, you don't want to know. (BOTH LAUGH) Thank you, for everything. I love you. I love you, too. Mmm! What?! (LAUGHS) Go. Go! (BOTH) Hi. (BOTH LAUGH) Listen,... I feel really stupid. You know, it's just yesterday was... freaky. I mean, I see your mom and I like her. I mean, not "like her" like her. I mean "like her" as your mom. Listen. Do you think we could just rewind this whole thing and start again? I'd like that. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking about that kiss. Kiss?! Remind me again how I did it. In front of your mom? It's OK, she owes me. # "Brand New Day" - Forty Foot Echo # And I... # I think I'll change my ways # Tomorrow's a brand new day... Hey, why don't you ask that girl to dance? No way! Come on. Go on over there. Stop bugging me. Youth is wasted on the young. Ah! You go ask her, then, you old fart. Wait a minute. If I was your age... Cookie? Well, yes! I don't mind if I do. < Mama! What are you doing? Mama! Grandpa! Harry! Noooooooo! Urgh! OK! # You're the kind of friend who always bends when I'm broken # Like remember when you took my heart # And put it back together again # I've been wasting time with clueless guys # But now it's over # Let me tell you why I'm through # I've got someone new # Who's just like you # You're it, you're the ultimate # It's automatic, I'm sure of it # No lie, so don't even try # To tell me that you're not the guy # Cos I've been waiting all my life # For someone just like you # You're it # You're the ultimate you # You're the kind of guy whose hands in mine # Send shivers up and down my spine # I want to do to you what you do to me # You're the kind of guy that blows my mind # And now it's my turn # You've been right in front of me # Everything I need # Why didn't I see? # You're it, you're the ultimate # It's automatic, I'm sure of it # No lie, so don't even try # To tell me that you're not the guy # Cos I've been waiting all my life # For someone just like you # But you're it # You're the ultimate you # You're it, you're the ultimate # It's automatic, I'm sure of it # No lie, so don't even try # To tell me that you're not the guy # Cos I've been waiting all my life # For someone just like you # But you're it # You're the ultimate you # You're it, you're the ultimate you # (ALL) Whoo! # "Happy Together" - Simple Plan # Imagine me and you, I do # I think about you day and night # It's only right to think about the girl you love # And hold her tight So happy together # If I should call you up, invest a dime # And you say you belong to me and ease my mind # Imagine how the world could be so very fine # So happy togethe-e-e-e-er # I can't see me loving nobody but you # For all my life # When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue # For all my life # Me and you, and you and me # No matter how they toss the dice it has to be # The only one for me is you and you for me # So happy together # If I should call you up, invest a dime # And you say you belong to me and ease my mind # Imagine how the world could be so very fine # So happy togethe-e-e-e-e-er # I can't see me loving nobody but you # For all my life # When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue # For all my life # You are my life # If you would... # Ease my mind # Ease my mind # Ease my mind! # I can't see me loving nobody but you # For all my life # When you're with me, baby, the skies'll be blue # For all my life # So happy together # So happy together # So happy together # # "Me Vs The World" - Halo Friendlies # Hey boys, hey girls # Hey anybody who will listen to me # In case you haven't noticed # It's just me against the world today # I fell out of the wrong side of the bed # And landed in the worst mood # That stupid alarm clock # Screaming at me from across the room # I'm trying to be nice # I'm trying to be reasonable # But it's, oh, so hard when I don't wanna be # Cos it's me against the world # Oh, what a stupid day # It's me against the world # Just stay out of my way # And in case you haven't noticed # And in case you haven't heard # It's just me against the world # And the world is winning # You should have let me stay in bed # I've got this pounding in my head # No, nothing's OK # Won't you stay out of my face today? # I'm slamming doors I'm slamming phones down # Watch out for this temper tantrum # Stay outta my way # Cos if you don't, you will be scared away # I'm trying to be nice # I'm trying to be reasonable # But it's, oh, so hard when I don't wanna be # Cos it's me against the world # Oh, what a stupid day # Yeah, it's me against the world # Just stay out of my way # And in case you haven't noticed # And in case you haven't heard # It's me against the world # And the world is winning # IMS Subtitles www.able.co.nz Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air. 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