1 EERIE MUSIC HEARTBEAT PUMPS PHONE RINGS Hello. MAN: Hello. Yes? Who is this? Who are you trying to reach? What number is this? What number are you trying to reach? I don't know. Well, I think you have the wrong number. Do I? It happens. Take it easy. PHONE RINGS (Sighs) Hello. I'm sorry, I guess I dialled the wrong number. So why'd you dial it again? To apologise. You're forgiven. 'Bye now. Wait, wait. Don't hang up. What? I want to talk to you for a second. They've got 900 numbers for that. See ya. CRICKETS CHIRP PHONE RINGS (Sighs) Hello. Why don't you want to talk to me? Who is this? You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine. I don't think so. (Shakes popcorn) What's that noise? Popcorn. You're making popcorn? Uh-huh. I only eat popcorn at the movies. I'm getting ready to watch a video. Really? What? Oh, just some scary movie. You like scary movies? Uh-huh. What's your favourite scary movie? Uh...I dunno. You have to have a favourite. What comes to mind? Um...'Halloween'. You know, the one with the guy in the white mask who walks around and stalks baby-sitters. Oh, yeah. What's yours? Guess. Um...'Nightmare on Elm Street'. Is that the one where the guy had knives for fingers? Yeah, Freddy Krueger. Freddy. That's right. I liked that movie. It was scary. Well, the first one was, but the rest suck. So, you got a boyfriend? (Laughs) Why? You want to ask me out on a date? Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend? Mmm...no. You never told me your name. Why do you want to know? So I know who I'm looking at. What did you say? DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE I want to know who I'm talking to. That's not what you said. What do you think I said? What? Hello? Look, I've gotta go. Wait. I thought we were going to go out. Well, no, I don't think so. Don't hang up on me! POPCORN POPPING VIGOROUSLY PHONE RINGS Shit. Yes?! I told you not to hang up on me. What do you want?! To talk. Well, dial someone else, OK? POPCORN POPPING PHONE RINGS Listen, asshole...! No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish! Understand?! (Gently) Ah-ha, yeah. Is this some kind of joke? More of a game, really. Can you handle that... ...blondie? SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Can you see me? Listen, I am TWO SECONDS away from calling the police. They'd never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere. What do you want?! To see what your insides look like. DRAMATIC MUSIC DOORBELL RINGS (Screams) Who's there? Who's there?! I'm calling the police! PHONE RINGS (Screams) You should never say "Who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well just come out here to investigate a strange noise or something. Look...you've had your fun now, so I think you'd better just leave or else. Or else what? Or else my boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when he finds out. I thought you didn't have a boyfriend. I lied! I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second so your ass better be gone. Sure. I swear. HE'S BIG AND HE PLAYS FOOTBALL AND HE'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! I'm getting scared. I'm shaking in my boots. So you'd better just leave. His name wouldn't be...Steve, would it? TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC How do you know his name? Turn on the patio lights...again. OH, GOD! I wouldn't do that if I were you! Where are you?! Where are you? Guess! Please, don't hurt him. That all depends on you. Why are you doing this? I want to play a game. No. Then he dies right now! NO! NO! Which is it? Which is it?! Well...what kind of game? Turn off the light. You'll see what kind of game. Just do it! (Muffled) Casey! No! No! NO! CASEY! Here's how we play. I ask a question, if you get it right, Steve lives. Please don't do this. Come on, it'll be fun. Please. It's an easy category. Please! Movie trivia. I'll even give you a warm-up question. Don't do this. I can't. Name the killer in 'Halloween'. No. Come on, it's your favourite scary movie, remember? He had a white mask, he stalked the baby-sitters... I don't know. Come on, yes, you do. No. Please. What's his name? Steve's counting on you. Michael. Michael Myers. YES! Very good. Now for the real question. NO! But you're doing so well. We can't stop now. Just leave us alone! Then answer the question. Same category. Please stop. Name the killer in 'Friday the 13th'. JASON! JASON! JASON! I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer! No, it's not! No, it's not! It was Jason! Afraid not. No way. Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 GODDAMN TIMES! Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs Voorhees, was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer. You tricked me. Lucky for you there's a bonus round. But poor Steve - I'm afraid he's out! DRAMATIC MUSIC (Muffled shouts) SLASHING SOUNDS WET, SLOPPY SOUNDS (Voice laughs) Hey, we're not finished yet. Final question. Are you ready? Please...please leave me alone. Answer the question and I will. What door am I at? What? There are two main doors to your house - a front door and the patio doors. If you answer correctly, you live. Very simple. Don't do this. I can't. I won't. Your call. DOOR CLICKS SHUT GLASS SMASHES ARGH! Ahh. (Gasps for breath) CAR DOORS CLOSE PEOPLE TALKING They look great, don't they? MAN: Do you smell smoke? (Choked and faint) Mom. Jesus. What is it? Casey. SOFT BEEPING NOISE God. Oh, God. Casey. Casey! CASEY! WHERE IS SHE?! Call the police. What?! (Casey gasps for air) (Casey moans) FATHER: CASEY! Casey, are you upstairs?! Casey, baby? (Casey moans) MOTHER ON PHONE: She's here. Oh, my God, I can hear her! Where is she?! (Exhales weakly) Oh, my God! I can hear her! (Casey grunts) VOICE: HEY! PHONE CUTS OUT Get in the car. Drive down to the Mackenzies. Not...not my daughter. Just go. Not my daughter. Call the police. (Screams loudly) (Types) (Types) SCRAPING NOISE SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC (Screams) It's just me. Billy, what are you doing here?! Sorry. Don't hate me. You sleep in that? Yes, I sleep in this. My dad's in the other room. I'll stay a sec. KNOCK AT DOOR Go, go, go, go. What's going on in there? Are you OK? Can you knock? I heard screaming. No, you didn't. No? Oh, well. I'm hitting the sack. My flight leaves in the morning. The expo runs all weekend. I won't be back till Sunday. There's cash on the table. I'm staying at... The Hilton. ..at the airport, so call... If I need anything. I could've sworn I heard screaming. Have a good trip, OK? Sleep tight, sweetie. (In cute voice) Oh, close call. Billy...(sighs)... what are you doing here? Well, it occurred to me that... ..I've never snuck through your bedroom window. Right. Now that it's out of your system... I was home watching television. 'The Exorcist' was on. It got me thinking of you. It did? Yeah...it was edited for TV, you know, all the good stuff was cut out, and it got me thinking of us. GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS You know, two years ago we started off hot and heavy. Nice solid R rating on our way to an NC-17. And now...things have changed and... ..lately we're just sort of edited for television. Oh, so you thought you would climb in my window and we'd have a little raw footage? (Laughs) No, no, I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just... ..thought maybe we could do a little on-top-of-the-clothes stuff? OK. Yeah? Yeah. Hey. Hey. OK. OK, OK. Time's up, stud bucket. See what you do to me?! You know what my dad will do to you? Yeah. I'm going. OK. You know, I...appreciate the romantic gesture. Hey, about the, ah...no sex stuff, you know, I'm not trying to rush you at all. I was only half serious. OK. Hey, Billy... ..would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? What's that? My God. You're just a tease. 1 POLICE RADIO BLARES OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS TV REPORTER: ..kids are doing drugs, they're high in the classrooms and that they are involved in the occult. TV REPORTER: Two young teenagers were found brutally murdered. Authorities have yet to issue a statement, but our sources tell us that no arrest has been made... Do you believe this shit? Tatum. What is going on?! You don't know?! No. Casey Becker and Steve Orf were killed last night. What?! No way! And we're not just talking killed, we're talking splatter-movie killed - ripped open from end to end. Casey sits next to me in English. Not anymore. It's so sad - her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree, her insides on the outside. Oh, my God. Do they know who did it? Fuckin' clueless. They're interrogating the entire school - teachers, students, janitors... They think it's school related? They don't know. Dewey says it's the worst crime in years, even worse than... ..well... ..it's bad. BOY: Here you go, Mrs Tate. MRS TATE: Thank you, Jimmy. Sidney. It would appear to be your turn. Who's up next? Ah...Sidney Prescott. Sidney Prescott. She was daughter of, um... (Deputy coughs) Sidney. Thank you. Hi, Sidney. Sheriff Burke. Dewey. Ah...that's Deputy Riley today, Sid. How is everything? Good. And your dad? How's he doing? We're fine. Thanks. We're going to keep this very brief, Sidney. The police just have some questions. You OK? Mm-hm. Sidney, were you very close to Casey Becker? P.A.: Remember, your principal loves you, and I want you to be safe. All students are encouraged to return home promptly from school ground. Avoid strangers, walk in twos and threes... They asked me if I knew Casey. They asked me too. Did they ask if you like to hunt? Yeah. Hunt? Why would they ask if you like to hunt? 'Cause their bodies were gutted. BILLY: Thank you, Randy. They didn't ask me. Because there's no way a girl could've killed 'em. That's sexist. The killer could be female - 'Basic Instinct'. That was an icepick. Not the same thing. Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. It takes a man to do something like that. Or a man's mentality. How do you gut someone? You take a knife, and you slit them from groin to sternum. Hey, it's called tact, you fuck rag. Hey, Stu, didn't you use to date Casey? Yeah, for like two seconds. RANDY: Before she dumped him for Steve. I thought you dumped her for me?! He's full of shit! Are the police aware you dated the victim? What are you saying? That I killed her? It would certainly improve your high school Q. Stu was with me last night. OK? Yeah, I was. Is that before or after he SLICED AND DICED?! TATUM: In that case, where were you last night? Working. Thank you. At the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass. Twice. I didn't kill anybody. Nobody said you did. Thanks, buddy. Besides, it takes a man to do something like that. I'm gonna gut YOUR ass in a second, kid. Tell me something... ..did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I heard that they found her liver in the mailbox. Randy, you goon, I'm trying to eat. She's getting mad, Rand. You'd better liver alone. (Stuart laughs) Liver alone. (Stuart laughs) Li... OW! Liver. Liver. Li... It was a joke. GIRL: See ya, Sidney! GIRL: I'll talk to you tomorrow, Sid. OMINOUS, ETHEREAL MUSIC So, you're sure I can stay over, because my dad won't be back till Sunday? TATUM: No prob. I'll pick you up after practice. You OK? Uh-huh. It's just...you know, the police and reporters and everything, it's like deja vu all over again. I'll be there by 7:00. I promise. Thanks, Tatum. Later. (Locks door) The bodies of 17-year-old Casey Becker and her 18-year-old boyfriend, Steven Orf, were discovered by the girl's parents. MAN: ..the Woodsboro double murder - authorities are baffled by the lack of clues. The town's in shock and no-one can believe what has happened. This is not the first time the small community of Woodsboro has endured such tragedy. Only a year ago, Maureen Prescott, wife and mother, was found raped and murdered not far from Woodsboro Town Square. (Turns TV off) GENTLE, MELANCHOLY MUSIC (Sighs) PHONE RINGS Hello? TATUM: Practice ran late. I'm on my way. It's past 7:00. Don't worry. Casey didn't bite it until way after 10:00. Oh? That's comforting. I'm swinging by the video store. I'm thinking Tom Cruise in 'All The Right Moves'? Pause it right and you see his penis. Whatever. Just hurry, OK? Ta-ta, Sid. OWL HOOTS PHONE RINGS Tatum, just get in the car... MAN: Hello, Sidney. CREEPY MUSIC Um... Hi. Who is this? You tell me. Well, I have no idea. Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like, right out of a horror movie. (Giggles) Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? Because Tatum's coming over. Do you like scary movies, Sidney? I like what you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy. What's your favourite scary movie? You know I don't watch that shit. Why not? Too scared? No. It's just, what's the point? They're all the same - some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act, who's always running upstairs into danger. It's insulting. Are you alone in the house? Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you. Maybe that's because I'm not Randy. CREEPY MUSIC So, who are you? The question isn't, "Who am I?" The question is, "Where am I?" So, where...are you? Your front porch. TERRIFYING MUSIC Why would you be calling from my front porch? That's the original part. Oh, yeah? Well, I call your bluff. TENSE MUSIC SWELLS BIRD SHRIEKS So, where are you? Right here. CHIMES TINKLE TENSE MUSIC SLOWLY BUILDS (Scoffs) Can you see me right now? Uh-huh. Ah, OK. What am I doing? Huh? Huh? What am I doing? Hello! (Chuckles) Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up. 'Bye. If you hang up you'll die, just like your mother! Do you want to die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't. Fuck you, you cretin! TERRIFYING MUSIC (Screams) THUD! FRANTIC MUSIC (Grunts) BUSY TONE ON PHONE Shit! CRACKING WOOD SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Billy! The door's locked. I heard screaming. The killer's here. He's in the house. He's here. He's going to kill me. He's gone. He's gone. It's all right. (Weeps) CREEPY MUSIC What? Sid...what? (Gasps and whimpers) Whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait! Sidney! Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? Sidney, come back! SIDNEY! HORRIFYING MUSIC (Screams) (Screams) Sorry! I found this. Come on! MAN: Hold your hands together. You have the right to remain silent. I did nothing! Do you wish to give up your right to an attorney? Ask her. She'll tell you. MAN: What's up, Dewey? I caught him, Sheriff. Who is that? Billy Loomis. Sir, sir! Call these guys off. I didn't do it! Sheriff, wait! Wait! Listen. Call my dad. He'll tell you. Just call him. SIDNEY! SIDNEY! SHERIFF: How's she doing? DEWEY: Sid's tougher than she looks. Have to be, after what she's been through. (Billy screams) SID! Well, we're seeing a lot of you today. Can you come down the station and answer a few questions? Oh, shit. Sidney! I'm sorry. Are you all right? Tatum, this is an official crime scene. It's OK. Her dad's out of town, all right? She's staying with us tonight. Does Mom know? Yes, doofus! Let's get you out of here. PARAMEDIC: She'll be OK. Come on, Sid. You won't believe this. Creepy, huh? I'll be damned! MAN: What? Jesus! The camera! Hurry! My name isn't Jesus! Sidney, is that you in there? Is that Sidney Prescott they took away? I'm not talking to you. What happened? None of your business! I heard something about a costume. Can you tell me anything? Yeah. You're a real pain in the ass. Leave Sid alone. Where's she going? Look, Kenny... Yeah. ..I know that you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry', please interpret that as move your fat tub of lard ass NOW! You're retired, so these days, everybody travels to you. Maybe you only do school runs. You work from home, so drive mostly on the weekend. At Youi, we tailor your insurance premium to how you use or don't use your car. It could save you lots. Call: 1 Did you find him? Are you sure it was the Hilton? At the airport. He's not registered there. Could he have stayed somewhere else? I don't know. I guess. (Sniffles) Don't worry, Sid. We'll find him. Dewey, they got that mask in. I'll be right back. CREEPY MUSIC BURKE: Let me ask you this - what are you doing with a cellular telephone, son? Everybody's got one, Sheriff. I didn't make those calls, I swear. Why don't you check the phone bill? They've got the records of every number dialled. Thanks, Hank. We're on top of it. What were you doing over at Sidney's house tonight? I wanted to see her. That's all. Sidney said you crawled through her window last night too. You went out last night? I got bored. I decided to go for a ride. Did you happen to ride by Casey Becker's house? No. No, I didn't. Sheriff, I didn't kill anybody. We'll have to hold you until we get those phone records. This is crazy. You know that. I didn't do it. Are there any more donuts in there? Move it, Kenny. They're not letting anybody in. I'm not just anyone. (Softly) Bitch goddess. Kenny, are we on? Yeah, go. Gale Weathers reporting live from Woodsboro Police Station, where we hope to glimpse Sidney Prescott. MAN: Watch her. Do you know who you're dealing with? Tell them, Sid. Come on. Tell them. Sidney! Just wait for the lawyer, Billy. Sidney, come on, you know me! Sidney, look at me! Come on! Sid. I'm getting you out. Are you OK? They sell this costume every five and dime in the state. There's no way to track the purchase. What about that cellular phone bill? Well, we're pulling Loomis' account. We won't know anything until the morning. TATUM: Oh, come on. You think he did it? 20 years ago I would've said, "Not a chance." But these kids today... Damned if I know. Dewey, can we go now? Hold on a second. Goddamn it, Dewey! What did Momma tell you?! When I wear this badge, treat me like a policeman! Sorry, Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're going! Now, OK? MAN: Whoa! Take them out the back. Avoid that circus out there. MAN: Come on, big brother! Come on. TATUM: Don't touch me. He's my superior! The janitor's your superior. Let's get back to work! Isn't there a back way out of this place? Yeah. In the alley, I think. You guys stay here. I'm getting the car. Don't move. Don't make a sound. GALE: There she is. Sidney! Hi. Some night. What happened? Are you all right? She's not answering questions. Just leave us alone. She's just doing her job. Yes, that's right. So how's the book? It'll be out later this year. Oh? I'll look for it. I'll send you a copy. KENNY: Oh! Jeez! Nice shot. GALE: Bitch. Where'd you learn to punch like that? God, I loved it! "I'll send you a copy." Bam! Bitch went down! "I'll send you a copy." Bam! Sid Superbitch! You are SO cool. I thought you might want ice for that right hook. Thanks. I'll be right next door. Try getting some sleep. Yeah, yeah. TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY Do you really think Billy did it? He was there, Tatum. He was destined to have a flaw. I knew he was too perfect. KNOCK AT DOOR Telephone, honey. Who is it? For Sid. My dad? I don't think so. Take a message. No. Uh...I'll get it. How's she doing? Hello? MAN: Hello, Sidney. HORRIFYING MUSIC No! Poor Billy boyfriend. An innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you. Leave me alone! Looks like you fingered the wrong guy...again. Who are you? TATUM'S MOM: Dewey! Hang up, Sid. Don't worry. You'll find out soon enough. I promise. (Hangs up) DEWEY: What? TATUM: What? Hello? NICK CAVE'S 'RED RIGHT HAND' PLAYS NEWS REPORTER: Sidney Prescott, who escaped a vicious attack last night, is the daughter of Maureen Prescott, who was brutally killed last year when convicted murderer Cotton Weary broke into their home and savagely raped and tortured the deceased. Cotton Weary is currently awaiting appeal for the death sentence handed down after Sidney testified against him. She was the key witness in the state's case... It's never going to stop, is it? Billy was released. His cellular bill was clean. He didn't make those calls. We're checking every cellular account in the county. Any calls made to you or Casey Becker are being cross-referenced. It'll take time, but we'll find him. OK? 1 SIREN BLARES Don't worry, Sid. It's school. You'll be safe here. How does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? Hey, hey! Leave her alone. People have a right to know! How does it feel? They just want an education. Turn it off. What? Just a sec. Stop right there. I just need to talk. Kenny - camera, now. No cameras. Forget it. Please? You owe me. I owe you shit. You owe my mother. Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody would write a book. Right. And it was you with your bullshit theories. What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is going to be gassed. A book won't change that. Do you still think he's innocent? Your testimony put him away. It doesn't matter what I think. During the trial you called me a liar. You falsely identified him, yes. And have you talked to Cotton? Many times. And has his story changed? Not one word. He admits to having sex with your mother, but that's all. He's...lying. She never would've touched him. He raped her and then... ..he butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat. He was drunk. He left his coat after your mother seduced him. I saw him leave wearing it. You saw SOMEONE leave wearing that coat - the same someone who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him. No. Cotton murdered my mother. You're not so sure any more, are you? Nice welt, sweetie. Let's go, Sid. The killer's still on the loose, isn't he? Come on, Sid. Those murders are related. I'm sorry I mangled your face. Sidney, don't go. Just stop, OK? Jesus Christ! An innocent man on death row. A killer on the loose. Am I dreaming? We'll go live? Not so fast. We don't have anything concrete. You can't just sit on it. I know. That's why we need proof. If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that'd do for my book sales? This is a mistake. I shouldn't be here. Meet me right here after class, OK, Sid? All right. Hey, you haven't seen Billy around? Is he really pissed? You mean after you branded him the Candyman? No. His heart's broken. Stu! HOLLERING BELL RINGS Why are they doing this? Are you kidding? Look at this place - it's like Christmas. Stupidity leak! Ow! Take it easy. Sidney! TENSE MUSIC Jesus! Shit! It's just me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You still think it's me? No. No, I don't. It's just... Somebody was there. Billy, someone tried to kill me. I know. The cops said I scared him away. It wasn't me, Sid. I know. He called me again last night at Tatum's house. You see? It couldn't have been me. I was in jail, remember? I'm so...sorry. Please understand. Understand what? I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me? That's not true. Then what is it? What...is it? Billy, I was attacked and nearly filleted last night! I mean between us. You haven't been the same since... ..since your mother died. Is your brain leaking? My mom was killed. Why bring this up? It's been a year. Tomorrow. One year tomorrow. It's time you got over that. When my mom left my dad, I accepted it. It's the way it is. She's not coming back. Your parents split up. This is not the same thing. Your mom's not lying in a coffin. OK, I'm sorry. It's...it's a bad analogy. It's just that... ..I want my girlfriend back. Sid! I'm sorry if my traumatised life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence! What? Nobody said that. Sid! Stupid! You make me so sick! Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me! So...two of your fellow students just savagely murdered and this is how you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh? Let me show you something! You're both expelled. Get out! Come on, Mr Himbry! It was just a joke! That is not fair! You're absolutely right. It is not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out! Hang you from a tree to expose you for the heartless, desensitised shits that you are! SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC GIRL: She was never attacked. She made it all up. GIRL: Why would she lie? For attention. The girl has some serious issues. TOILET FLUSHES What if she did it? What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve? And why would she do that? Maybe she liked Steve and killed them in a jealous rage. What would Sidney want with Steve? She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend, Billy. Maybe she's a slut, just like her mother. You're evil. Please, it's a common fact. Her mother was a tramp. She watched her mom get butchered! And it fucked her up royally. Think about it. Her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She is delusional. Where's God, et cetera? Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself, but realises that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. Where do you get this shit? Ricki Lake. You are pathetic! Pathetic. (Man whispers) Sidney. OMINOUS MUSIC WHOOSHING, CREAKING (Whispers) Sidney. Is someone there? HORRIFYING MUSIC (Hollers) REPORTER: In what appears to be a prank, several students were seen wearing scary masks. School officials have yet to comment, but this is the same costume worn by the killer. 17-year-old Casey Becker and her boyfriend Steven Orf have already lost their lives. Who's next? You can literally feel the fear on this campus. Hi. Gale Weathers - field correspondent, 'Top Story'. I know who you are, Miss Weathers. How's the eye? Productive. Is there a problem on campus? No. Everything's under control. Well, of course. You're here. You're not supposed to be here. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew? You look awfully young to be a police officer. I'm 25 years old. In a demographic study, I prove to be most popular amongst males 11 to 24. I guess I just missed you. (Giggles) Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out? No, ma'am. Because of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer. HIMBRY ON P.A.: I need your attention, kids. Due to recent events that have occurred, effective immediately, all classes are suspended until further notice. CHEERING, APPLAUSE The Woodsboro Police Department has issued a city-wide curfew beginning at 9:00 o'clock tonight. GROANING Looks like there's a serial killer. A serial killer is not really accurate. Got to knock off a couple more. Well, we can help, can't we? (Giggles) I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet? No. Not yet. He's not a suspect, is he? We haven't ruled him out as a possibility. If you'll excuse me. I'm sorry. Am I keeping you? If I may say so, Miss Weathers... ..you are much prettier in person. So you do watch the show! I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year. Please, call me Gale. He's just some sick fuck who sat next to me. It was him. I know it. You're not to be alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear? (Speaks flamboyant nonsense) Sidney, on behalf of the entire student body we all say THANK YOU! Stop it, Stu. You know what I say - impromptu party tonight, my house, to celebrate this little siesta. What do you say? Are you serious? As long as this little vixen doesn't invite the entire world, it'll be fine. Intimate gathering. Intimate friends. What do you say, Sid? I mean, pathos can have its perks. Totally protected. Yo! I'm so buff! I've got you covered, girl! No. I mean, come on, Sid. For me. It could be fun. OK. Whatever. Yeah? Nice. Cool. You guys bring food, all right? OMINOUS MUSIC (Roars) KNOCK AT DOOR Yes? Hello? TENSE MUSIC BUILDS KNOCK AT DOOR Damn little shits! What did you call me? Eh? Not you, Fred. (Softly) Prick. TENSE MUSIC BUILDS HORRIFYING MUSIC (Screams) (Gasps) (Alice Cooper sings) # School's out for summer... # What if Cotton Weary's telling the truth? Maybe he was having an affair with your mom. Your dad was always out of town. Maybe... Maybe your mom was just a very unhappy woman. If...if they were having an affair, then how come Cotton couldn't prove it in court? Well, you can't prove a rumour - that's why it's a rumour. Right. Created by that little tabloid twit, Gale Weathers. LOW, OMINOUS MUSIC It goes further back, Sid. There's been talk about other men. And you believe it? Well, I mean, you can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it. Oh, I'm sorry. You know, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary then the killer's still out there. Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick. Don't freak yourself out. We've got a long night ahead of us. OK? Let's boogie! TERRIFYING MUSIC It's alive! Oh, in the name of God! Now I know it! Watch it, jerk. I'm sorry. Oh! Dork. (Giggling) Jesus, this place is packed tonight, man. We had a run in the mass murder section. Coming to my fiesta? Yeah. I'm off early. Curfew, you know. Cool. What's that werewolf movie with E.T.'s mom in it? 'The Howling'. Horror - straight ahead. OK, thanks. Oh, no. That's in poor taste. What? If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section? It was just a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything. You're such a little lap-dog. He's got 'killer' printed all over his forehead. OK, really? Why'd the cops let him go, smart guy? Because obviously they don't watch enough movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. 'Prom Night' revisited, man. Why would he kill his own girlfriend? There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. Eh? That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience. Well, what's his reason? Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him. (Chuckles) Why? Is she saving herself for you? Maybe. Now that Billy tried to mutilate her... ..do you think Sid would go out with me? (Laughs) No, I don't at all. No. You know what I think it is? I think it's her father. Why can't they find her pops, man? Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere - eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off-track with this shit. If they watched 'Prom Night' they'd save time. There's a formula to it! A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect! The dad's a red herring. It's Billy. CHILLING MUSIC How do we know you're not the killer? Huh? Huh?! Hi, Billy. Maybe your movie-freaked mind lost its reality button. You're right. I'm the first to admit it. If this were a scary movie, I'd be the prime suspect. That's right. What would be your motive? It's the millennium. Motives are incidental. 'Millennium'. Millennium - I like that. That's good - millennium. Good kid. 'Millennium' - good word, my man. You telling me that's not a killer? 'RED RIGHT HAND' BY NICK CAVE (Nick Cave sings) # You see him in your nightmares # You see him in your dreams # He can appear out of nowhere But he ain't what he seems # You see him in your head, on a TV screen # Hey, buddy, I'm warning you to turn it off # He's a goat, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru # You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan # Designed and directed by his red right hand... # It sure is quiet. God, look at this place. It's the town that dreaded sundown. I saw that movie. It's about a killer in Texas. Just think, if they make a movie about you, who's gonna PLAY you? I shudder to think. I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself. With my luck, they'd cast Tori Spelling. I'm just gonna be a few minutes. You girls don't go too far! Billy gonna be there tonight? Better not be - I told Stu to keep quiet. We can live without the endorphine rush tonight. Billy's right, you know. Whenever he touches me, I can't relax. So you have intimacy issues as a result of your mother's death. It's no big deal, Sid. But he has been so patient with me. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic? Billy and his penis don't deserve you, all right? THREATENING MUSIC Where the hell you been? I was keeping an eye on Sidney. I... ..thought you quit. I did, but dammit... Dewey, Vital Phone just faxed us. Those calls are listed to Neil Prescott - Sidney's father. He made the calls with a cellular phone. It's been confirmed. There's no way his cellular could have been cloned? There's more. Guess what tomorrow is. The anniversary of his wife's death. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Keep the roadblocks and curfew tonight. If he's not picked up, we'll do a house-to-house. Where's Sidney? With my sister. Want me to bring her in? No. Not just yet. Let's find Neil first, make sure he's our man. Stay close to Sidney. Don't let her out of your sight. Yes, sir! ROCK MUSIC EXPLODES SONG: # Say a prayer for the youth of America # God bless our youth, America # I can't stand this any more... # All right - you girls have fun. Not too much fun, or I'll bust you. 'Bye, Sid. # You're all dead # You're all dead... # EVERYONE LAUGHS AND SHOUTS Oh, that's superb! We're trying to get the party started. Hey, my man! (Belches) ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES Were we spotted? I don't think so. Now get the camera. FRIGHTENING CHORD Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. That's OK. What brings you to these parts? Well, you just never know when or where a story will break. No story here. Just a bunch of kids cutting it loose. Then what are you doing here? Just keeping an eye on things. I'm going to check the party out. Do you mind if I join you? Not at all. Let me just get my coat. You all right? Yeah, I'm fine. Oh...yeah! How many 'Evil Deads'? (Shout enthusiastically) How many 'Hellraisers'? One hellraiser right here. SIDNEY: 'The Fog'. 'Terror Train', 'Prom Night'. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all these movies? She's the... (Whispers) ..Scream Queen. With a set of lungs like that, she should be. Tits. See? DOORBELL RINGS Oh, I'll get it. Hey, grab another beer, would ya? Who am I? The Beer Wench? She was nominated for 'Terror Train'. I can't believe who's here. That chick from 'Top Story'. Gale Weathers?! (All howl) You're underage, son. I'm kidding - have a good time. Watch your driving. Dewey. Hi. Dewey. What is SHE doing here? She's with me. I'm just checking things out. CHILLING MUSIC So you did. Now leave and take your media-muff with you. I think you're awesome. Thank you very much. I watch your show religiously. That's great. Hey. Hey. I need the camera. Have you found my father? I'm afraid not. Should I be worried? Not yet. DOOR CREAKS THREATENING MUSIC Jesus! CAT MEOWS (Sighs) Tatum, it's OK. CHILLING MUSIC Shit. MUSIC PULSES Hey, shitheads! Hello! Shit. Is that you, Randy? Cute. What movie is this from - 'I Spit On Your Garage'? Lose the outfit. If Sidney sees it, she'll flip. Oh, you wanna play Psycho Killer? Can I be the helpless victim? OK, let's see... (Girlie voice) No! Please don't kill me, Mr Ghostface! I wanna be in the sequel. Cut, Casper. That's a wrap. What the hell are you doing? (Screams) Ah! Stop! MUSIC INTENSIFIES Aargh! Ugh! (Tatum gasps and whimpers) Argh! Argh! INTENSELY DRAMATIC MUSIC (Shouts) (Screams) Aaaaaaah! No! No! Happy curfew. Nice party, Stu. Tatum! Come on! Do you know where she is? I haven't seen her. (Shouts suddenly) Oh, Billy! Hey. Billy - hmmm. What are you doing here? I wanted to talk to Sid alone. If Tatum sees you here, she'll draw blood. Why don't you go up to my parents' room? You can talk and...whatever. Subtlety, Stu - you should look it up. No, it's OK. We do need to talk. Oooh...! Ow. What's Leatherface doing here? He came to make up. There goes my chance with Sid. Dammit. As if. That's all I'm saying - as if. Oh, really, Alicia? 'As if'. I'm gonna go check on them. (Angrily) Come on! GUESTS CHATTER ON MONITOR DOOR SLIDES OPEN You're a genius! Ah, shit. What? I got a delay. How long is it? Did it take 30 seconds to walk across? It's fine. Just record it. All right. My placement is perfect. Tell me, Kenneth. Has a cheesy tabloid journalist ever won the Pulitzer? Oh, first time for everything. You're damn right. So, um... (Sighs) So... I'm sorry. I've been...selfish. And I want to apologise. No! Billy, I-I'm the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed with all this post-traumatic stress. You lost your mom. Yeah, I know, but - you're right - enough is enough. I-I can't WALLOW in-in the grief process forever and... ..and I can't keep lying to myself about who my mom was. (Sniffs) Hey, I think I'm really... ..scared...that I'm gonna turn out just like her, you know? Like 'The Bad Seed' or something. And I know...I know it doesn't make sense. Yeah, it does. Hmm. It's like Jodie Foster in 'Silence of the Lambs' when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father. But this is life. This isn't a movie. Sure it is, Sid. It's all...it's all a movie. It's all...one great big movie. Only, you can't pick your genre. (Sighs deeply) (Sobs) Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? (Laughs) Oh, or even a good porno? (Sniffs disbelievingly) What? You heard me. Are you sure? Yeah. I think so. Look, here it comes. Whoa! The blood colour's all wrong. Why do they do that? It's too RED! Wait. Here comes another. Hear it, hear it. RIPPING FLESH ON TV Yes, yes! Predictable. I knew he was gonna bite it. How can you watch this shit? Shhh! I want to see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see them? Breasts? Not until 'Trading Places' in '83. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. No tits till she went legits. Could afford a decent pair. What? That's why she always outsmarted the killer in the final chase scene. Only virgins can do that. Don't you know the rules? What rules? You don't...?! You don't know the rules? Have an aneurysm, why don't you? There are certain RULES one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one. You can never have sex. (All boo) Big no-no! Big no-no! I'd be dead, man. Sex equals death, OK? Number two - you can never drink or do drugs. (All howl and cheer) No, the sin factor. It's a sin, it's an extension of number one. And number three - never, ever, ever, under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back," because you won't be. I'm getting another beer. Want one? Yeah, sure. I'll be right back! (All howl and shout) Push the laws and end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. Only virgins can outsmart the killer. Don't you know the rules? What rules? You don't know the rules! There are certain rules for successfully surviving... Oh, boring. BANGING The sheriff just radioed. Somebody reported a car in the bushes. I'm gonna go check it out. Care to join me? I'd love to. If you're sure it's all right. Ma'am, I'm the deputy of this town. Be right back. (Switches on monitor) You push the laws, you end up dead. Excuse me, ma'am. I thought maybe we'd walk. SCARY MUSIC It's such a nice night out. I got a flashlight. You're not scared, are you? No. All right. Great. Do you know what that constellation is? No. What is it? I don't know. That's why I was asking you. TENSE MUSIC Take it easy now, you guys. What happened to Tatum? She probably got pissed at me and bailed. (Makes erotic grunting noise) Just kidding, man. Just kidding. QUIETLY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Hey. Look! Here comes the obligatory tit shot. Yes! Oh, man! Yee-ha! Oh! Oh, my God. I'll leave you guys alone. You are SO... ..amazing. PHONE RINGS Hello? Yeah? CREEPY KEYBOARD MUSIC Holy shit. (Chokes) No. Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the football posts. What are we waiting for? Let's go before they pry him down. (All whoop) Hey! Hey! Where are you guys...? We're going to the football field! Come on! Nice going. DRAMATIC MUSIC We're just getting to the good part. Hello? Yeah? DRAMATIC MUSIC POUNDS (All whoop and holler) (Boys whoop and sing) All right, let's go! So, is Dewey your real name? No, it's Dwight. Dwight? I'm sorry. Oh, that's all right. Dewey's just something I got stuck with a long time ago. Well, I like it. It's...sexy. Sexy? (Giggles) Nah, it's just this town's way of not taking me serious. What about 'Gale Weathers'? (Laughs) Sounds like I'm a meteorologist or something. People treat me like I'm the Antichrist of television journalism. I don't think you're that bad. I think that's just 'cause you kinda like me. SPEEDING CAR APPROACHES They're coming fast! Slow down! Police! Dive! (Whimpers) I'm sorry. Are you OK? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm on duty. (Laughs) Is that what you're looking for? My whole life. DRAMATIC MUSIC Damn. What? What is it? This is Neil Prescott's car. Sidney's father? Yeah. Jesus, what's he doing here? We got to get back. DRAMATIC CHORD Are you OK? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Who did you call? What? When you're arrested, you're allowed one phone call. So I was just curious - who did you call? I called my dad. No, um, Sheriff Burke called your dad. I saw him. Yeah. When I called, I didn't get an answer. Huh. You don't still think it was me, do you? (Laughs) No. No. If it were you, it'd be a very clever way to throw me off track. Using your phone call to call me so I wouldn't think it was you. Really? (Laughs nervously) What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer? Oh, my God. Huh? OMINOUS MUSIC Oh, my God! Sidney... Billy, watch out! DRAMATIC MUSIC Ohhhh! Arrggh! (Sobs) (Gasps) Sid... KNIFE SQUEAKS, EERIE MUSIC BANGING Oh! (Strikes door) Shit! Help me, somebody! Help me! (Bashes door) MUSICAL CRESCENDO BUILDS Ah! (Gasps) TENSE MUSIC Help me! (Screams) No! (Gasps) (Pants) SPINECHILLING MUSIC DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC (Gags) RANDY: No, Jamie. Oh, watch out! Watch out, Jamie. You know he's around. You...you know... EERIE MUSIC Oh! Oh! There he is. I told you. He's right around the corner. Jamie, Jamie... CHILLING MUSIC Jamie, look behind you. Look behind you. Turn around. Behind you. I'm tired of... BEHIND YOU. Behind, Jamie. Jamie, turn around. Ohhhh, my God! Help! SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC (Screams) Let me in! The killer's after me. He's in the house. Where? There's a camera in the house. Look. BEHIND YOU! Shit. No. Jamie... Behind you, kid! Randy! Behind you! Look around. SCARY MUSIC Shit. What? We're on 30-second delay. Oh, my God. DRAMATIC MUSIC (Screams) (Sobs) (Groans) (Screams) THRILLING MUSIC (Gasps) MUSICAL PACE QUICKENS Is there a phone in the van? Yeah. Lock yourself in it. Call the sheriff for backup. Be careful. (Gasps) WOMAN SCREAMS WOMAN GASPS WOMAN SOBS Neil? SOBBING CONTINUES Mr Prescott? CHILLING MUSIC, WOMAN SCREAMS Kenny, I need the cellular. Kenny? (Calls loudly) Kenny! OMINOUS MUSIC EERIE MUSIC WOMAN: 911. What's going on? (Screams) Ooh! Ah! Ahhhhhh! ENGINE STARTS UP CHILLING MUSIC Oh, God. CAR SCREECHES (Screams loudly) Oh, my God, Kenny! Get off my fucking windshield! Stop! (Shrieks) DRAMATIC MUSIC No! (Gasps) 1 Dewey! Dewey, where are you? Dewey! DOOR OPENS Sidney... SCARY MUSIC Dewey... MUSICAL CRESCENDO BUILDS Shit! (Taps on window) WOMAN TALKS ON POLICE RADIO Hello. Help me, please. I'm at Stu Marker's house on Turner Lane - 261 Turner Lane. He's gonna try and kill me. SUDDEN DRAMATIC MUSIC Oh, God! Ah! Ah! RANDY: Sidney! Give me the keys. We've gotta get outta here. Stop right there. It's me. Tatum's dead - I think Stu killed her. Don't listen, Sidney! Stay back. He killed Billy. You did it. He killed my Tatum. No, I didn't. Sidney, baby, please give me that gun. Give me that gun. He killed them. No, I didn't. I didn't, Sid. He did it. He did it, Sidney. Please, I didn't do it. Please. Please, Sidney, oh... Fuck you both. No, no, Sidney. Please. (Both thump door) Open up! Help me! He's gone crazy. Sidney! Go away! (Pleads) Sidney. (Sobs) Leave me alone. DRAMATIC MUSIC Ah! Sid... Billy. Ahhh. Oh, Billy, are you OK? I'm OK. I thought you were dead. No. (Mumbles) Get up. You OK? You're bleeding. Oh, my God. We've gotta get help. No. He's out there. No. Give me the gun. It's OK. (Sobs) Careful. Please help me. Come in, come in. Stu's flipped out. He's gone mad. EERIE MUSIC We all go a little mad sometimes. No, Billy. Oh, fuck. Ahhhhh! GUN FIRES Ooohhhhhh. (Cries) Anthony Perkins, 'Psycho'. Hmmmmm. Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs' blood in 'Carrie'. Oh, no. SCARY MUSIC Stu, help me, please... Surprise, Sidney. No! Oooooh! Oh, no, whoa! What's the matter? Look like you've seen a ghost. Why are you doing this? It's all part of the game, Sidney. It's called 'Guess How I'll Die'. Fuck you! No, no, no, no. We already played that game, remember? You lost. It's a fun game, Sidney. You see, we ask you questions. And if you get it wrong, pow!, you die. And if you get it right, you die. You're crazy, both of you. Actually, we prefer the term 'psychotic'. You'll never get away with this. (Laughs) Oh, no? Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame. Watch a few movies, take a few notes. (Laughs) It was fun. Ohhhh... Whoa! Where are you going? (Weeps) Why? Why did you kill my mother? Why? (Screams madly) WHY?!! You hear that? I think she wants a motive. (Laughs) I don't really believe in motives. Did Norman Bates have a motive? No. Did they ever decide why Hannibal Lecter liked eating people? No. See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid. We did your mom a favour. She was a slut, flashing her shit like she was Sharon Stone. We put her out of her misery. Let's face it, she was no Sharon Stone. Is that motive enough for you? (Whispers) How about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father. And she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive? Total abandonment causes serious deviant behaviour. It made you sleep with a psychopath. That's right. You gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin. Oooh! I said 'virgin'. Oops! Now you gotta die. Those are the rules. Just pretend it's a scary movie. How do you think it'll end? Oh! Oh, this is the greatest part. You'll love this. We've got a surprise for you. You're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby. Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. Ahhhhhhh! Know what time it is? It's after midnight. It's your mom's anniversary. Congratulations. You killed her exactly one year ago today. Attention. Oh, what do we have behind door number three, Sidney? Daddy! Whoa! Hold it. That's enough. Guess we won't be needing this any more. And, oh, look at this - ring, ring! Won't need this. Got the ending figured out yet? Sidney, you think about it. Your daddy's the chief suspect. We cloned his cellular. Evidence is all right there, baby. What if your father snapped? Your mother's anniversary made him kill everyone... Except for Billy and me. We were left for dead. Then he kills you and shoots himself in the head. Perfect ending. I thought of that. (Laughs) Watch this. Ready? Yeah. Yeah! I'm ready, baby. SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Hit it! Get it up. Yeah. Get it up. Hit it! Oooooh! (Squeals) What's going on, man? Jesus. Oh, shit. My turn. Don't forget. Stay to the side. Don't go too deep. EERIE MUSIC OK, I'll remember. Aaaaaah! (Laughs) Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn you, Stu! Sorry, Billy, I guess I got a little too zealous. Give me the knife. No. Give me the knife! OMINOUS MUSIC (Yells) Now!!! You see, Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us. We're going to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days, you've gotta have a sequel. (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) You sick fucks. You've seen one too many movies. Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative. Arrrrgggh! Stop it, Billy, would you, alright? I can't take any more. I'm feeling woozy here. Alright. You get the gun and I'll untie Pops, OK? (Shouts) Now! OK. EERIE MUSIC Oh. Ohhhhhh. Houston, we...we have a problem here. What? The gun, man. The gun. I put it right there and it's not there. Where the fuck is it? GALE: Right here, asshole. I thought she was dead. She looked dead, man. Still does. I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van...comes to. Stumbles on you two dipshits. Finds the gun, foils your plan... ..and saves the day. I like that ending. Then let's hope that you don't. (Clicks gun) Fuck. No! CRACK! Yeah, man. Yeah. So sweet. (Clicks gun) It works better without the safety on. This is Gale Weathers signing off. Baby, you are going to love this. (Cocks gun) Shit. What? SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC Where are they? Where are they? I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurt bad. PHONE RINGS Shall I let the machine get it? PHONE RINGS Hello. SID: Are you alone in the house? Bitch! You bitch! Where the fuck are you? Not so fast. We're going to play a game. It's called 'Guess Who Called The Police And Reported You'. Find her, you dipshit. Get up! I can't. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man. (Sobs) MENACING MUSIC Hello. Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are coming. What will you tell them? Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive... I'll rip you up, just like your mother. You've gotta find me, mama's boy. Ah! You hit me with the phone, dick. Where are you? Ah! Ah! Did you really call the police? You bet your sorry ass I did. My mom and dad will be so mad at me. Ahhhh! (Screams) Bitch! OMINOUS MUSIC SHAKING SOUND SCREAMING RATTLING SOUND Argh! Arrrggggh! Arrrgggggh! (Tosses gun away) SCARY MUSIC Aaaahhhhh! Aaaarrrrrggggh! Aaah! Ohhhh! My arm! Aaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! I always had a thing for you. Aaaarrgggggh! Ahhhhh! God. Bitch. In your dreams. Arrrrggggh! (Screams) (Moans in pain) Oh! I'm sorry, it's alright. Randy, I thought you were dead. I should be. But I'm happy I'm a virgin. (Screams) DRAMATIC MUSIC Say hello to your mother. Aaaaaaaarrrrggggggh! Aaaaaaaahhh! GUN FIRES Ohhh. (Coughs) (Pants breathlessly) (Randy groans with pain) (Randy groans) Come on. (Whimpers) It's OK. I guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard! Careful - this is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare. (Growls) (Screams) Not in my movie. CRASH (Both scream) (Grunts) Oh, Dad! Randy, help me out. Arggh! Arggh! Are you OK? I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Ow! Are you OK? Yeah. Hang in there, buddy. Alright. I think it's gonna go something like this. Just stay with me. SIREN WAILS Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this AMAZING breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the mass killing that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911 and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. LOUD CRASH Captions edited by Monica Holland and Anne Langford. For captioned programmes see Teletext p 298. Your broadcasting fee pays for captions so you can enjoy more of NZ on air. 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