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(BUZZER SOUNDS) (BUZZER SOUNDS) Thanks, Joe. # I love Cali in the summer time # Yeah # I love Cali in the summer time # Don't you know that # Californ-eye-ay # Y A # Where every day it's Friday # Give people what they want # Keep the party crackin' # Get all my homies in the club # Tryin' to make it happen # Over to the club in a six-four hoppin' # Pull up and see it's already poppin' # Let my squad # Tell you what we're doing, barbecuin' # Under the influence # The music got you movin' # Nobody on the wall # Nobody sittin' at all # It's like a protocol # The way I got 'em all waxin' their fos up # Ridin' around with 20s on their doughnuts # Pancake with enough bass # To insinuate earthquakes # While the sun just bakes # Havin' fun up in the sunny states # Pumpin' the brakes at the yellow light # My seat belt on tight # Don't need no cops on my tail tonight # I love Cali in the summer time # Yeah, love Cali in the summer time # Summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # Love Cali in the summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # Love Cali in the summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # Love Cali in the summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # I love Cali in the summer time # Love Cali in the summer time # I love it # I love Cali in the summer time # Love Cali in the summer time... # (RAP MUSIC PLAYS) Oh, shit. Yo, where you goin', man? Hey! Baby. (SCREAMING) Somebody just shot my club up. That's right, they shot my club up! Just get the police here! What do you mean, you ain't coming? I give you first shot at making me an offer on this beautiful four-bedroomed Mount Olympus, and you leave me sitting here for two hours and now you say you ain't... Hello? Shit. (PHONE RINGS) Gavilan. Er. Yeah, give me ten minutes. I'll be right there. (PHONE RINGS) Yeah, it's Calden. Oh, shit. I'll be there in seven minutes. Yeah. (SIRENS WAIL) There you go. Hi. Find anybody to buy that house yet? No. Showed it a couple of times last week. There's some interest. Hear we've got a messy one here. Joe, KC. (BOTH) Yeah? Hey, I'm making you two primaries in this disaster. Since you've made no progress in the Klepto murder, I figure you're due. Thanks for the confidence(!) No problem. (SHOUTING) What we got, Leon? One on the floor, three backstage. Rap group, calls itself H2O Klick. Don't ask me why. Joint was full? Yeah. And nobody saw. Course not. These things on? They were, they're out now. Listen, get them out of here. Now, come on. Let's go, let's go. What do you think? Write this down. Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else. Got it. Officer. Time to get rollin' on some chow. This is what the big dog wants. And I want... tomato and cucumber on whole-wheat with only mustard and bean sprouts. Hey, Lou. Nobody goes in here, OK? Gotcha. Looks like one shooter came from round there. Other from down there. This poor son of a bitch got it from both sides. How long you had this place? I only had this place two years. This is messed up. Where you livin'? At the Belage. Belage? Up the road. It is temporary. Where were you during the shootings? My office, there. Were these guys were about to break out? They were blowin' up. Sartain Records, Antoine Sartain. That's the big man. These guys have any trouble? Turf war? I know nothing about hip-hop, gang-banging bullshit. I'm a po' country boy tryin' to get by. (PHONE RINGS) Getting by pretty well. I do OK. Hello? Hold on. Hello? Hello?! Hold on just a second, let me... Hey, Stan. Stan, that four-bedroom Mount Olympus fell through. Can you make me an offer? Eddie, you got those shoe prints, right? Two, matching pattern, different sizes. That's a nine and eleven. Hey, you, come here. I see mayonnaise. Did anybody in this room hear me say the word mayonnaise? Read your notes. Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, ketchup, pickle. You call that well done? In addition to the mayonnaise, I see lettuce. Lettuce that somebody tried to scrape off here. This is a disaster. What the hell they teach you? Want to be a detective when you grow up? Yes, sir. Don't call me sir. I work for a living. Dump this please. I expect better. (PHONE RINGS) Kid's got something. Gavilan? No, 675 won't fly. If you get back to me, you gotta have seven and change. Diamond earring. Could be something, could be nothing. Good work. Did you get the puddle of piss, prints and electrical glove? Yeah, I got it, Joe. I'm gonna go hammer on the owner a little more. How come you got no surveillance, place like this? What security? I ain't never had no problems in my place. Have now. Two guys sneak in with guns. Who does your security? A bunch of off-duty LAPD cops! That's your first mistake. Why you raggin' on me? All I'm tryin' to do is business. Julius, you're making me curious. How come you live in a hotel? I just sold my crib. New one fell through. I'm sorta looking right now. Are you sorta like looking for a new house? That's what I said. That's funny. Julius, look, in my... in my other career, I'm a real-estate broker. Real-estate broker? You got two jobs? We work a lot of overtime, get time off. Some guys have three jobs. What you saying? I'm saying I've got a beautiful 3,400 square foot house on Mount Olympus. New roof, partial view. Owner's desperate. I don't want no crap on Mount Olympus. Well, what you looking for? I'm looking for a big house. Something with class. How much you willing to pay for something with class? Not a penny more than six. Six? That's what I said, six. Million? I was doing research. That is not soliciting. I've never pay for sex, I have four BAFTA nominations. Evening, Gloria. Do you know who I am?! Here's our dead guys. Thanks. Puddle of piss makes me think we've got a witness. This place is a zoo. Let's get out before the bar closes. Doctor's in, help's on its way. Thanks, Hank. Something wrong? What do you mean, is something wrong? You seem down. Down? Me? Lately. We've been partners for what, four months? Now you wanna be my shrink? Sometimes it helps to talk, that's all I'm saying. Alright. Let me... paint you a picture. Portrait of Joe Gavilan. Seven or eight years ago, I sold off the results of my entrepreneurial efforts up to that point. Three tanning salons and two original silk-tipped nail parlours in the Antelope Valley. I started attending weekend real-estate seminars at the airport Hyatt. You know, "How to make a million dollars in real estate with very little money down." Sounds good. Started out with a condo in Sherman Oaks. Painted the walls, refaced the kitchen cabinets, traded up to a smoke-damaged ranch in Tarzana. Then a Spanish on Outpost. Then a fake Mediterranean in Los Villas. Pretty soon I had everything I've got tied up in this... this monstrosity on Mount Olympus, at the corner of Hercules and, I shit you not, Achilles. What's the problem? The problem is if I don't score a big commission or get rid of... this piece of shit on Mount Olympics, well, the word Titanic comes to mind. Joe, I know a girl who works for some rich producer, says he might be selling his place. Maybe you can get the listing. Got a name? Her name's Minnie or Momar. Something, I don't remember. Not the girl, hot rocks, the producer? Oh, I don't know the producer. Way before my time. Hey, Joe, you ready for something? Sure. I don't think I wanna be a cop any more. Come on. I need some fresh air. Put this on my tab, Hank. What tab? Here, I got it, I got it. If you don't wanna be a cop when you grow up, what do you wanna be? I wanna be an actor. You wanna be what? An actor. What? OK. You're gay, I can deal with that. You know I'm not gay. Why'd you wanna do something stupid like acting? Because it's my bliss. And I have to follow my bliss. It's turning into Oprah round here. I rented a theatre up on Highland. Friday. I invited agents, producers. It's called a showcase. What you gonna showcase? My talent. Mr Robert De Niro here. Hey, Detective, You'll say it's none of my business but when did you last get laid? None of your business. Right. Say it ain't so, Joe. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. How's business, Jack? Wanda. Wanda. Some trick's thumping on prostitutes. We put our best female officer undercover and she got hurt so... I'm the bait. Well, you look good. Never hurts to get a compliment but it's not why I was shaking my booty. Heard you were working the blood bath over at the Freeway Club. Yeah. Word's already on the street. Word is one guy slid out without a scratch. Got a name? K Roller, K Mart, K Rock, something like that. Group's main songwriter. Somebody writes that shit? Tell me about it. Want me to drop you back where I got you? Yeah, I'd better get a Capri to pick me up. Swing me round the Cherokee. These heels are killing me, you know? Just killing me, man. # "Tracks Of My Tears" - Smokey Robinson # People say # I'm the life of the party # Cos I tell a joke or two # Although I might be laughing # Loud and hearty # Deep inside I'm blue # So take a good # Look at my face # You'll see my smile # Looks out of place # If you look closer # It's easy to trace... # This is Ruby the Psychic, Ruby the night owl, waiting for your calls, your problems, your concerns. Want to unravel the past? Ruby can help. Want to sort out the present? Ruby can help. Want to look into the future? Ruby can do that. Just pick up the phone. Smokey, where have you been? "Busy guy, Ruby." Got something to share? Tell me about the future. I see some financial concerns, is that right? Yep. "Wait a minute." I'm seeing something dangerous, maybe painful. What else is new? Whatever else is new will have to wait. We're out of time. Why do you always call late? Night owls, this is Ruby. Mr Sartain would like to thank you both. I'm his colleague, Leroy Walsey. Tell Mr Sartain the deed's done. Where's our money? Here you go. Tell me something, man, do you think Gavilan can figure this thing out? Macko won't let him. He'll take him down. Why would Macko believe all this bullshit? Bennie graduated in the class behind mine at the academy. We were rookies together in the same division. He's a politically-ambitious suit. Listens to what I tell him. Patience is not one of my virtues. Let me explain something to you. You can kill a punk like Klepto, no big deal. These two bangers didn't mean anything to anybody but send them in an open nightclub and cap four guys, that's another mess altogether. Last time I checked, I pay you to run my security, not your mouth. # This right here # Is payback # From way back # I don't play that # This right here # Is payback # From way back # I don't play that # This right here # Is payback # From way back # I don't play that # Who wants some # Better get a move on # Come get some # You gotta get 'em up # Who wants some # Gotta get 'em up # Get some # Gotta get 'em up # Who wants some # Gotta get 'em up # Come get some # Gotta get 'em up # Who wants some # Gotta get 'em up # This right here # This right here # Is payback "Let the rut go of me, you sons of bitches!" "Stella!" Stella! Stella! STELLA! # Yeah, yeah # Let me hear you say # Yeah, yeah # My people here we go # Hey, yeah # Let me hear you go # Hey, yeah # My people here we go # Not a knick-knack knit lock knock kneed knickerbocker sock. Off a hotchpotch, moss blotched, botched scotch block. I got more time in the crapper than you do on the job. I know my rights. I appreciate a man who knows his rights. There you go. What's going on here, Cap? This is Lieutenant Macko, Internal Affairs. You got the right to an attorney. This is a fully-authorised investigation in the jurisdiction of the city of Los Angeles. Oh, please. I'll open it. Go ahead. I haven't been in there in ten years, you open it. Open it. Oh, there are those shoes. I thought I lost these. Lovely shoes. Ever clean your locker? Between apprehending murderers and cleaning my locker, I decided to do the former. You got a lot of lip. I got lip? Yeah. I got a big nose too. Calden, open your locker. Why him? He's your partner. Open it. Go ahead. No, don't open it. (You got something to hide?) (Yeah, kinda.) Gotta do it, son. (LAUGHS) Porno. Commingling funds, huh? That's my crime? Commingling? Guilty. My alimony number one comes from money commingled with my beer money. My refinanced car commingled with the loan to keep the second mortgage paid off commingled with my alimony number three commingled with every goddamn dime I've got tied up in my Mount Olympus property. My whole life's commingled. I'm glad you brought that up. You're selling, not disclosing you own it. This isn't about real estate, is it? What's going on? As supervisor of these men, you are bound to inform me of any investigation. You're so informed. You couldn't have told me first? I'm trying to find out what I'm guilty of besides real-estate seminars. Well, for starters, Sergeant, you know a woman named Cleo Ricard? I talk to her. Talk's cheap. Vice, which has been watching her for two years, is on the verge of making a major bust and you're promising to intervene. You haven't registered her as an informant. Is this true? Cause for suspension. I mentioned her to District Attorney Garnder six weeks ago, told him I was gonna make a contact. He denies that. He's a liar! I haven't registered her because she hasn't informed yet. I don't wanna get buried under paper so Vice can tell me to back off their suspect. It's a big case for them. Bigger than a quadruple murder? This is not your decision. Gentlemen, as no charges have been made, release Sergeants Gavilan and Calden so they can resume work. Bennie. We'll talk. When he's out the room. Fuck you very much. What is with that Macko guy? Oh, he's a jerk. Couple of years ago he was lead detective on those jockey love-nest murders. Big girls, little guys? He was bragging to the papers and I proved he had the wrong guy. He's been wanting to get me ever since. Now he's assigned to IA. He's taken his shot. Can't trust cops. Your dad was a cop. Killed in the line of duty under some bullshit circumstances. No-one was responsible and his case closed. The feds investigate? The word is they thought his partner was dirty but the report's sealed tight. I got a pal down there who owes me a favour. If you wanna see the report I'll make a call. I'd appreciate it, yeah. Hey, Joe, listen, what I said last night about you getting laid, it's none of my business. It's no big deal. Just be safe. Safe? Yeah. Oh! (LAUGHS) That hooker last night? That was a guy. I don't need to know that. That was a cop. That was a guy cop, a cop guy. (PHONE RINGS) OK. Gavilan. Hello, Joe. Cleo, just talking about you. I hope you were saying something good. Listen, Joe, I have a problem. Vice is breathing down my neck. Yeah, well, IA's breathing down mine. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might have something for you. I'm listening. Yeah, hi, is this the William Morse Agency? Hi, this is KC Calden. I sent an invite to a performance of A Streetcar Named Desire Hold on. Yeah. Where you going? It's on Friday. One of my girls was a regular for one of the guys that got shot. She was also a regular of Klepto's. You get Vice to back off me and I'll talk to the girl. Not how it works. Give me the girl, I'll talk to Vice. Joe, why don't I send you over a couple of ladies? Big mistake. Big, big mistake. You can have a party, on me. We'll keep it out of the book. What do you say? Not my style, Cleo. Call me when you've got something. I'll be playing the Brando part. Hello? Let's go. (GUNSHOTS) I'll call you back. I'm gonna take him, Joe. No, the gun's still hot! Stay down. Stay there. Got a live gun, you'll get shot. What? Standard issue Beretta. 15 shots. I counted. And one in the spout. Oh, shit. Did you lose this? "How do I look?" You look alright. "Many thanks. Now the buttons." I can't do nothing with 'em. "You men with your clumsy fingers. May I have a drag on your cig?" What? OK. Who writes this stuff? Look, it's not stuff, it's art. It's one of the greatest plays. It's not the words you're having trouble with, it's the intention. Give it conviction, I can believe you, we can have a back and forth. I know you're playing a girl but - What is this about? It's your turn. Look like you went to some stylish shops in Paris. You skipped a line. As a matter of fact, you skipped a bunch of lines. Um. Never mind, we're here. KC Calden, Hollywood Homicide. We're here to see Antoine Sartain. He's in recording studio B. Thanks a lot. Is he expecting you? Kinda. Hollywood Homicide, want to talk to Antoine Sartain. You gentlemen have an appointment? You off-duty LAPD? Giving me a hard time? It's called a homicide investigation. You're not going in. My God, he has a badge and a gun(!) Get out the way, will you? What? Cop's gonna hit a cop now? Good suggestion. I'm filing police brutality charges, assault, harassment. Help you up? Sergeant Willoughby, Gavilan. How's Betty? Kids? Good. I got an off-duty cop here wants to file a complaint against me. Hold on a second. There's been a misunderstanding. Thanks a lot. Finally, this is the take. This is it, Butch. That's it, come on in. That's the best take. You need some bells or something. Everybody's using bells, man! You need some radio, man. Excuse me. Antoine Sartain? (BOTH ARGUE) Antoine Sartain? LAPD Homicide. What's this supposed to be? I'm looking for Mr Antoine Sartain. Can you turn the music down? Turn the music down! I'm real. Chill, chill. What you want, man? You know, you Hollywood dicks... (ALL CHEER) You all saw that, right? That's police brutality. Don't think I won't report you. Help me out here. You know this guy? Help me out here. You know this guy? Cos I don't recognise him. These the same guys? These your friends? Yeah, we know these guys. My boys. OK. My boy, man. You know where I can find Mr Sartain? He just left. He's on the tenth floor. OK. Elevator's over there. Thank you very much. (ALL MUTTER) KC Calden? Silk Brown, baby. Crenshaw High? Oh, yeah, man. How you doin', brother? I'm alright. (I'll stick around, see if I can find out anything.) Look at him. I didn't know you were a cop, man. I'm thinking of getting out of it. What you working? I acted in high school. thinking about checking out the movie thing. Baby, talk to him. Go ahead. Well, I did a Jello commercial once. That's right, the blue Jello girl, yeah. That was me. J E L L O. Great job. Congratulations. Thank you. She sold a shitload of Jello too. Nice. Trying to imagine what it was like when this was all still glamorous. It's been a long time since anything happened at Hollywood and Vine, huh? Can I offer you something? No, I just wanna ask a few questions. Oh, sure. Sure. Have a seat, please. Thanks. So, how long ago did you sign... ..H2O Klick? Five years ago. I don't really know this music. Were they good? Most people don't know but I lose money on 19 out of 20 new groups. But one break out, one break out pays for everything. Were these guys gonna break out? They had a chance, yeah. You know these fellas personally? I can't afford to get close to any of my acts. I'm gonna have to break their hearts and be the guy that doesn't renew their contracts. Brutal business? Brutal. So, I don't have an agent right now but I can do accents. I do English, I do Jamaican and even Texas. And I even play the piano and tennis. She good. Silk got this script that's off the hook It's tight. I got a script with Oscar written all over it. Let me tell you what it's called. Tell him. You will love this title. Tell him the title. Ready for this? It's called... Listen to this. ..Nasty. (ALL CHEER) Tell me that ain't hot. That's a good title. I'm into titties and shit blowing up. But doesn't exploit. You gotta respect the female. Always. Maybe I can help you out with this but you guys can help me out too. Give me a call if you hear anything about this H2O Klick thing, alright? We ain't no snitches, you know. Come on now. I don't wanna have to - No. Hold on to that, in case something comes up. Never know. How much time you spend in the joint? Much too long for my taste. My accountant let me down. Something about commingling funds. That could happen to anybody. Yeah. Must take a lot of money to get one of these groups up and running. How much did you have invested in Klepto? Now that was a bad investment. He left my label. Why you ask? I'm just fascinated by the music business. Um,... one last thing. Young fella, goes by the name of K-Ro. Wrote some songs for H2O. Know his real name or where I can find him? I'd like to speak to him. K-Ro? No, I don't... I don't even know the guy's real name. Most of these kids have some bad-ass names. They all think they're thugs. For most it's an act. Momma's boys. One minute they wanna be down with a brother, next they're ungrateful. Half of them'd be dead or in prison without me. Know what I'm saying, Detective? It's a game. Nothing but a game. Well, we got four momma's boys laying on the slabs in the morgue. Wasn't a game last night. I'll let you go. Thanks for your help. If you think of anything more, you let me know, OK? Sure. Detective? Yeah? What, you trying to sell me some real estate? What did you get? Well, Sartain's lying to me. How do you know that? His lips are moving. What you got there? It's a script. They'll let me know if they find anything. They said they didn't know anything. They're lying. Get the name of that producer selling his house? Shit. I'll get it know. Alright. Mimi. Mona, right. Sorry. (LAUGHS) Do you know the name of that producer, selling up on... Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Sorry. Bye. Jerry Duran? Jerry Duran? Yeah. Used to be huge. (TYRES SQUEAL) Joe, somebody's stealing your car. It's insured, it's OK. No, it's not OK. Hey, get out of the way! Out of the way! Stop! Police! Stop! (HORN BLARES) Alright! Whoa! (SCREAMING) Stop! Stop! Get down now! Get down. Get down on the ground. Hands where I can see them. Don't cuff us, we weren't stealing your car, man. We're repo guys. You kidding me? Nice shot, slick. Now we gotta spend the afternoon booking car thieves, throwing out paperwork. They weren't stealing it, Joe. What do you call it? Repo. Apparently you're behind on your payments. (LAUGHS) You assholes, get out of here. Get out of here, goddamn it, get out! Shit. That was a good tyre. 'Roy,' Joe Gavilan just left. He was in here looking for K-Ro. Must have been the other guy backstage. Toine, listen to me. It's taken care of. No, it's not. If it was, Gavilan wouldn't be here. After tonight, K-Ro's just a memory. Not after tonight, take care of it now. By the time homicide finds him - Get it taken care of. Now! KC! Kimberley, hey. Shawna. You dog, you. Yes? LAPD. Mr Duran, please. One moment, please. You just shut up and let me do the talking, alright? Gentlemen. Mr Duran? Hollywood Homicide, Detective Joe Gavilan, my partner KC Calden. There must be some mistake. I think I've got a buyer for your house. I won't go under 5.7. He's thinking 6. So, that's what? Five bedrooms? Six bedrooms upstairs, six baths. Guest house, two baths, two bedrooms and in the servants' quarters, two bedrooms, two baths. This room's a beaut. You've got a whole view of Benedict Canyon. Hey, don't you have something to do in the kitchen? There's a lost wax fountain down at the bottom. You should see that. This is a living room. Mr Duran, are you still making music and movies? When I can, kid. Well, um,... ..what are you doing on Friday night? Friday's a long time away. Beautiful house, Mr Duran. Thank you. I've got a desperate buyer. Give me a three day exclusive listing. If I don't sell, deal's off. I'll give you 48 hours. The great... and the near great. (SIGHS) I used to be huge. I could be huge again. You're still huge to me, Mr Duran. You've got 72 hours to sell my house. Thank you. Let me show you the door. Joe Gavilan. Look, I've found you your big house with class. But you gotta get over right away. There's a lot of interest. I got six million dollars, show me the house. 3,500 Shadow Hills Way. Beverly Hills. How soon - Within an hour? OK, great. (PHONE RINGS) Gavilan? Yeah, Leon. "Listen, Lopez's got something for you." Yeah, the kid who split the club. K-Ro, born Oliver Robidoux, 5 78. Went to Leuzinger High, Compton. Graduated 95. Address unknown. Oliver Robidoux. Hey, Leon, that name ring a bell with you? Robidoux, sounds familiar. Yeah, Motown singer. Olivia Robidoux. Used to sing back up for Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrel. Stella! Put Lopez back on. Run Olivia Robidoux, will you? Music, unions, ASCAF, anything. Get back to me. I hope the do haul you in... K-Ro... Hey! You stinker, you whelp of a Polack, you. K-Ro is one Oliver Robidoux. Think his mom was a back-up singer for motown named Olivia Robidoux. We're finally getting somewhere. Let's go. Hey, look, I gotta show the house. Now? How about you cover the autopsies for us, huh? Joe,... I don't like dead bodies. Come on, I'll owe you one. Coming to my play on Friday night? Yeah, I'm coming to your play. Sure. There's still some seats open. Alright, I'll bring some people, OK? Alright, you got a deal. Hey, Shawna, can I get a lift? Of course. Cool. See you, Joe. Let me take that for you. Thanks. It's good to see you again. Man. Jesus! Sorry about that. There's towels. We've got a juicy one here. KC Calden, Hollywood Homicide. Willie Palmero, South Bureau. Body drop in Vernon. Couple of crispy critters here, eh? I think it was professional hit. This earring? Off one of the guys. I bet they were wearing work boots, weren't they? Sizes nine and 11? How'd you know? Jesus Christ. Willie, I think these guys shot those guys. Beautiful home, huh? Cool crib. This is me. Great, near great, used to hang out here. You sure? Yeah. Wow. He wants seven. Man, tell him kiss my ass. No. No,... here's the deal. You offer 5.5, he counters with 6.5. You come back at six, give him 48 hours. He'll take it. He's desperate. (PHONE RINGS) For sure? For sure. Excuse me. Gavilan? "Joe, I got two bodies here in the chop shop that could be the trigger men." What you got? I got the earring and I got the boots. I booked them in evidence. Man, what's up? Police business. You seen the library? I don't need no library, I need a pool. Turf warfare guys do their own dirty work. This was to cover tracks. You like tennis? Too much running. I absolutely agree with you. No, not... Look, good job, kid. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, OK. So, Julius,... ..what do you think? OK, I'll go 5.5. Alright. My man. Bring the left foot back. Root it down. Come up into warrior one. Let your arms just... raise up. Spread your arms to the sides. Exhale. Come back down to warrior two. Exhale. Bring your right arm down to your knee and sweep the left arm across. Extreme right-angle pose. Sweep the arms up, move your feet to parallel. Pull your arms back around behind. Then just feel yourself open. Very good. And continue that on the other side. I'll be right back. (What are you doing here?) I got something for you. How'd you find me? I'm psychic(!) Really? No, not really. I'm a detective, for Christ's sake. I didn't know you taught this? You make some dough? Yeah, $20 a head. Donation. Donation? Unreportable? Twenty times forty. $800 a whack? Cash? Class, when you're done with this pose, we're done for the day. Namaste. Get back here. I wanna stay. Some racket you got here. Money and sex. This is not a racket. These are real people with feelings. They need me, I need them too. It's a symbiotic relationship, you probably wouldn't know about that. Good day. Thank you. Nice practise. Do you give private lessons? I don't but I could. If you talk to Kimberley we'll set it up. Thanks. KC, thank you, I feel really... ..open. That's a good thing, OK? See you later. Great class. Thanks, Shawna. (LAUGHS) OK, maybe I got into it for the sex. But it's not about that any more. I mean, this spiritual shit, there's really something to it. I mean, I'm out of my body sometimes, man, seriously. This stuff really works and then these girls come in. And, I mean, they're everywhere. Whoa. It's spiritual(!) Deep. And shallow. Deep and shallow. This is why I came. Report on your dad's shooting. (PHONE RINGS) Gavilan. Gower and Franklin. Thanks for understanding, Joe. What's up, Cleo? Have you talked to Vice? No, I haven't. Not gonna till I talk to your girl. You're gonna have to give me a name. My girl is ready to talk. I've heard that before. She was working a Sartain Records party. Overheard guys smoking crack start bragging. About what? The people behind the Klepto murder were behind the H2O Klick hit. Hearsay. Hearsay to you. Pillow talk to the DA. You want a deal? I don't know. Call me. I'll run it by the DA. This girl better be for real. Look, I gotta make this work. Things are getting ugly. I hear you. What we got on Gavilan so far? First of all, he's still seeing Cleo Ricard. He saw her earlier today. Right in my face. He's completely defiant. He's working her as an informant. Enough to relieve him of duty. I don't want him relieved of duty, I want him to hang. His financials don't add up. He's paying off three ex-wives, two kids. Two kids in a fancy college. He's got a big house and a stupid car. What about his real estate thing? He hasn't made a sale in ages. My source says he's getting money from somewhere to keep it afloat. Get me more surveillance. OK. Alrighty. (SPLASHING) Dominique? (SIGHS) Close enough. # Love me # Right # What's the matter # Ooh # Hold me # Tight... # (SNORES) (SQUEAKING) (DOOR OPENS) How'd you get the key? Under the flowerpot. How'd you know it was under the flowerpot? I'm psychic. Good security for a cop. # Ooh # Every day # There's something new # Oooooh, baby # Honey # To keep me lovin' you # Oooh, oooh # Honey # And with every passing minute # Oh, baby # So much joy # Wrapped up in it # Ooooh # Heaven must have sent you # From above # Oooh # Heaven must have sent you # Dressed as love # Oh... Bad cop. No doughnut. # Telling the world # About the joy # You bring # And you gave me # A reason for living # And, ooh, you taught me # You taught me the meaning of giving # Oooh, oooh, oooh # Heaven must have sent you # From above... # Everything OK? Oh, yeah. Everything's fine. Just a tough case, that's all. Used to have a feel... for a case early on. Thank you. So, you really... ..think you can predict the future, huh? Hmm-mmm. How's that work? Sometimes... I see things. It just comes to me. And sometimes I flip a coin. Other times... ..I just make shit up. Happy anniversary. What anniversary? You and me. Three weeks. That is so sweet. You remembered. I didn't. I mean, dates don't really matter except they do. We think human time but rocks think geologic time. Do you understand what I'm saying? I don't. The only date that matters is the day I found you and left that jerk. Does he know it's over? Bennie's in denial. He's hanging on like a mongoose. It's sad. Bennie? Macko. You don't know him, he's not in your division. Bennie Macko?! Bennie, the executioner, Macko? That sounds like my Bennie. He's the guy who's trying to bury me! Does he know about us? Of course not. And who cares? It's over. Guys aren't like that, honey. Guys keep score. (PHONE RINGS) Gavilan. Yeah, Jerry. Mr Duran. Yeah, I can do that. OK. Buyer and the seller are inches away from closing and this guy wants... ..breakfast. But that could be great, honey. Mercury's not in retrograde until next week. A good time for deals. What did you ever see in... ..Bennie Macko? I guess I just have a weakness for cops. Lock up when you leave. 'Whoa.' What have we here? Oh my. Nice shoes. Morning, Mr Duran. Julius. Have a seat. This is my attorney, Marty Wheeler. He just happens to be Julius' attorney as well. Small world. Is that a conflict of interest? Not for me. OK. Let's talk. Julius was ready to go to 6.3 or 6.4 and you drove the price down to six. He wanted 5.8. Six is a score. You never told me 5.8 would do it. I was negotiating. For whom? Look, you wanted 5.8. I was about to get you six. He was ready to go to 6.4! We had the 6.5, but you said the price was seven. It never was seven. Calm down, guys. This is a good deal for both of you. The deal is off. I want $7 million. Seven? Seven?! Yeah. I won't go a penny over 6.5. Good day, gents. Asshole. I was that close to closing the deal and Jerry Duran starts dicking around and blows it all. Calm down. Getting excited never solved any problems. How many girls are waiting for the hot tub is your idea of a problem. You don't respect me wanting to be an actor, do you? (SIGHS) I just don't get it. Don't you wanna explore the possibilities of who you are? I wanna pay the mortgage and escape with my dick attached to my body. It's that one. I'm a simple man. Go round behind. I'll give you a second. OK. I'll take the front. Miss Robidoux? Police. (KNOCKS AT DOOR) I just wanna ask you a few questions. I always thought you could sing better than Tammi Terrell. She got the breaks. I didn't. That's life. Mind if I come in? He's around front! He's coming round front! # "Gossip Folks" - Missy Elliott featuring Ludacris I got him! He didn't do anything! Miss Robidoux. # How you studyin' these crows Need to talk, what you know? # Stop talking 'bout who I'm sticking and licking, just mad it ain't yours Hey! Why you coming to my mama's house? I ain't been to your mama's house. Oh! Get, get, get! Hey! Oh, oh! Jesus Christ, man! Get out of the water! Wait! Don't make me come in after you. I'm knee-deep in duck shit, cop! That's fine. Get out of the water. What you gonna do? Shoot me? Huh? He wants to shoot an unarmed nigger. Get out. You're under arrest. I didn't do nothing! Get out of the water! # Knowing he could rap No-one lifted a hand # So he went about his business And devised a plan # Made a CD, then he hit the block 50,000 sold, seven dollars a pop # Hold the phone, three years later # Stepped out the swamp With ten and a half gators # Now all around the world On the microphone # He leaves the booth Smelling like Burberry cologne # Still riding chrome, got bitches In the kitchen, never home alone # And he's on the grind Let me know if he's on your mind # And respect you'll give me # Ludacris I live loud like Timmy Have to clear these rumours # I got a headache And it's not a tumour... # Hey! Too slow, cop! Hey! Right or left. Pick a way. I'm gonna catch you. You're never gonna catch me, cop. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! # I got sunshine on a cloudy day... # Stay right! Sorry! Your right! Please! Oh! Alright. Police brutality! Don't swear! It's not nice. Dammit! Settle down. Aagh! You see where that got you? I did nothing! You're still caught. And you got duck shit all over you. How you like that? Centre yourself. I'm calm, OK?! Alright, alright. I'm calm. Get up! You young-ass brat. If it wasn't for this old man up here, you wouldn't have caught nothing! Even if you had roller skates! I can't believe I let you catch me. Talk to us. LAPD. Lame-assed, punk-assed dickheads. Settle down, son. LAPD. Settle down. I ain't no snitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't got to tell you shit. You're talking yourself into a hole. Take my cuffs off and I'll kick your ass. Oh, really? Will you shut up? Shut up! I ain't did shit, man! Alright! That's it! That's it! Let's take this sucker to the station. Harbour Division substation. Crooked-ass police. I'm gonna call Johnnie Cochran, Chemical Ali, Robert Shapiro. Wait till I call my momma. It's gonna be wack. What is this, man? This is Harbour Division, son. A nice quiet place we can reason together. Here we are. Harbour Division. This don't look like no police station. Get him out of the car. My pleasure. Get him out. Come on. Get out! This ain't no police station. Yeah. This is a special station. For special assholes. Police station my ass! (GUNFIRE) Whoa! Hey! Not again! You bastard. Come back here. Come on. Hey! Are you OK? Yeah, I'm OK. You? OK. Any opportunity, right? Somebody doesn't like you. You're no fun to be around. Are you alright? Somebody wants you dead. Is he OK? Yeah. He just pissed his pants. I wanna talk to my momma. You're the man(!) You got nothing on my boy. We've got a puddle of piss at the crime scene. Your son has a weak bladder. What does that mean? We take your son to the station, ask him some questions about what he saw. He answers, we book him into custody, he lives. He doesn't, we let him go, he dies. He didn't do it! And he ain't getting involved. OK. Uncuff him. Let the jackals hunt him down. You know what I'm talking about. Stop! Stop! Sssh! The young men that got shot, all were rappers since they were little boys on the street corner and they all wanted to be with Antoine Sartain and Sartain Records. That was their Motown. I don't get the music. You ain't supposed to. After a few albums, they wanna go it alone. They find out the producers keep all the money, the way it will always be in the music business. Sartain goes to the joint for a while. Klepto, the first to rebel, tells Sartain, "I'm gonna hire a lawyer to get out of my contract that I signed in high school." Sartain gets out of jail. You know what happened next. Are you telling me Antoine Sartain had his own groups killed because they wanted to go it alone? Makes a powerful statement to anyone thinking about breaking a contract. Don't it? I told you what the picture looks like. You have to put the pieces together your own self. We'll take care of your son for you, ma'am. Antoine Sartain is a busy guy in the gangster network. Made many contacts on the outside. The music guy, right? Big time. He was smooth, but he was a psycho. He was wired. He had this attitude, like he could get whatever he wants. Any contacts? Something to follow up on? A White dude came to visit him every week. Every week for a year without fail. Got a name? Yeah. Hey, Myers. What was the name of the White dude? He came to visit Sartain each week? Wasley. Leroy Wasley. Leroy Wasley? "Officer Calden and his partner, Officer Leroy Wasley, working undercover. Cocaine buy. Standoff developed." "Suspect demanded to see the cash. Officer demanded to see the cocaine." "Officer called and was shot twice in the chest." "Suspect got away with $100,000." "Some suspicion that Officer Wasley may be involved with the drug dealers." If the Feds thought he was dirty, why would they let him back up my dad on a $100,000 drug deal? Cos they couldn't prove it, I guess. "After an four-month investigation, the case against Wasley was dropped due to a lack of evidence." Joe, I wanna kill him. Easy. Easy. There's a real can of worms here. "Wasley wasn't the only back-up. There were three uniformed officers in the alley. Two took off after the suspect." "One of them... ..came into the room to find out..." Oh, my God! Look at this name. Bernard Macko. Bennie Macko? Bennie Macko. Wasley and Macko. Macko and Wasley. Something's going on here. Oh, God. I've gotta be somewhere. Are you OK? Yeah, I'm good. Go. Go ahead. Take it easy. 'Hey, Rubes.' 'Er, look, IA's on my ass.' 'Grab some takeout and meet me at Mt Olympus.' 'I don't wanna go to the house, OK?' # Lights, camera, action, show time # We bust shit back in no time # Yo kind can't fuck with my kind You must be losing your mind # # "A Woman's Worth" - Alicia Keys Rube? Ruby, where are you? Rube? Oh, dear. Detective. You found me. You're under arrest, young lady. Oh! Oh! Please don't put the cuffs on me. You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand? That's Gavilan with Marty Wheeler, attorney for the music business. Here's Gavilan drinking on duty. We've got photos, dates, times - OK! Look, this is not criminal. I need criminal shit. Well, boss, this may not be criminal shit, but, erm... (CHUCKLES) What is this? A nice house. You think so? That's Gavilan's house. That's his front porch. It's a classic whose time hasn't come. And, er, her car was there all night. Where is he now? We lost him. Where is she? This is a very romantic idea. You're a stud. No! My partner's a stud. But I've got a few... ...veteran moves. If I take my gingko, I can still remember where I put the Viagra. You really like this house? I'll offer you 6.75. Not a penny more. Collateral? You're looking at it. (KNOCK AT DOOR) (KNOCKING CONTINUES) Sergeant Gavilan, we're taking you downtown. (YAWNS) What a night! Just one question, asshole. Why me? You got no probable cause. I'm a good cop. Yeah. You have the right to remain silent, but anything... Here we go,... ..Joe. Do you understand the rights I've just explained to you? Yes! Yes, I do understand. You know what? I am not gonna remain silent and I do not need an attorney, cos this is all bullshit. And you can put that on the record! There is absolutely no need to take your tie off during questioning. Why's he taking his shoes off? I got questions for you to answer. You've got questions? I've got questions for you to answer. How does a lightweight, needle-dick like you get assigned to IA? He's up on the table. On the table! What is he doing? What is that? This conversation's being recorded. (MOBILE RINGS) Excuse me. Gavilan? What, he's got a phone? Jerry! Jerry! Slow down, Jerry. Excuse me! I'm busy. (HUMS) OK. He's om-ing. There are discrepancies with your income and your spending. You mean, like, I'm spending more than I'm making? Is that news? Keep talking. I think he's centring. He's finding his centre. (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? What the...? What is this? Julius, calm down. It's not over. Julius, it's never over. Get him off the phone! Guys. (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? Cleo. Police business. "Joe?" I can't talk to you. I'll call you back later, alright? (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? Get it! Hey, Ruby. (LAUGHS) What is going on in there?! The muscles, man. I mean, that's... Make him talk! I have got the most intense compression of the L4 and L5. We have allegations of commingling funds. (MOBILE RINGS) I've been told that some yoga and some,... some massage is really... Oh! Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! That's great! You can't hold out for seven, Jerry. OK! Great. I think that's enough. We're that close, Jerry. Jerry? That looks really hard. I mean his position! His position looks really hard... He's not even talking, is he? ..to do. (MOBILE RINGS) A tree? Now he's a tree? This is a set-up and it will not hold up! I'm sure Joe Gavilan is next door maintaining professional integrity. And you will know it! What the hell's going on? Did you say anything in there? Course not! You? My phone wouldn't stop ringing. Yo, KC! This is insane. Can you figure this out? No! But I played my last card buying you a couple of hours, so you can figure it out! What did you wanna talk to me about? I like you, Joe. Don't bullshit me. You didn't talk to Vice, so I made a deal with them. What? They agreed to back off if I agreed to testify. Testify against whom? You. I was approached by a Lieutenant Macko. He said he heard that you and I were involved. Sexually. And maybe you and some of my girls had, you know, relationships. The kid, too. I don't know what you did to piss Macko off, but he cut me a deal and I took it. And you're telling me this because you like me, huh? Yeah, Joe. I thought you should know. Fuck it! Fucking bitch! (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? Bennie's going to the DA now. Not even waiting till tomorrow. "And the stakeout at Sartain's. He hasn't been seen in 24 hours." He hasn't been to Sartain Records, either. Alright. Thanks. What? This guy Sartain. I don't even know where to find him. Wait a second. I've got one idea. Hey, Rube. You ever done any psychic work for the police? You gonna be home for the next half hour? Great. What you laughing at? (HUMS) (HUMS) It'll work. This is ridiculous. Joe! Be quiet, please. What are you doing? I'm getting centred and if you don't leave me alone... Leave her alone. Flip a coin. Make some shit up. I'm sorry. Continue, please. (HUMS) There's a house on Sunset Plaza. Yes? Nobody's there. Great(!) We must move quickly! Move quickly! Turn. Turn right. Right? I see Rodeo Drive. What happened to Sunset Plaza? Give her a break. We're getting close. Hold on! Hold on! We're here. Here. Here? Yep. OK. Here. Thank you. Thank you. In here. Are you sure? Shut up. Welcome to Beverly Hills. I am not in the mood. That would look so great on me. Ruby! How nice to see you! I love that! How much is it? Oh, don't worry. That is cute. She's shopping! Let her shop. We have it in black and purple, too. I'm out of here. Goddammit, Joe. Do you have that in size two? Yes, we do. This is ridiculous. We gotta give her some space. We got nothing else to go on. Sartain! There! In the black SUV! Get the car! Go! (TYRES SCREECH) Hey! Move it! Keys! Keys! Yeah, they're in there. Hey! Hey! (HORNS BLARE) Come on! Hey! Stop! Stop, dammit! You owe me $10. $10! Hey! You owe me money! Hey! Stop! Stop, Goddammit! Go! Go! I'm going! (TYRES SCREECH) Don't speed! You're in Beverly Hills, dammit! I don't want a ticket. Here we are. There he is! Don't do this. Get out of the way! Get out of the way! OK! Get out of the way! That's him, Danny. Right here. Turn! Out of the car! Get out of the car! Get out of the car! Hey! I quit! Dammit. Joe! Are you alright? Son of a bitch. Come on! Go, go! Stay with him. I'm not going back to prison on this bullshit! Get out of the way! Jesus Christ! Stop! Police! Get out! Out of the way! Move the truck! Get out of the way! Move! Jesus Christ. If it's not one thing, it's another. This is Gavilan. Pursuit of possible 187 suspects. Black Escalade. Eastbound on Sunset. "We're flying over Hollywood and all of a sudden we hear about this chase on the eastbound side of Sunset Boulevard." "If you're driving near there, I suggest you stay away." "The police need you to stay out of the area." Get down! What? (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? Are you OK? Yeah! We had to go. That guy showed up across the street. There really is something. I know. I've got to go. Talk to you soon. Take care. "Two more black and whites joined up on the chase in pursuit of a silver Mustang and a black Escalade, Sunset Boulevard, doing about 50 miles an hour." Are they chasing me or them? Both! You just committed three felonies. (MOBILE RINGS) Gavilan? Yeah, Jerry. No, I can talk. Six... You'll take 6.9 now? I dunno. It might be too late. I'll make the call. Go, go, go! Cut over! Get out of the way! Watch it. Sorry. Let me know when you're back on the street. Almost over. Don't worry. "We're getting crowded up here. A lot of news choppers in the sky." "It is not just crazy in the street. It is crazy up in the air there." "We have one, two, three. I see Vera, Jennifer York." "I see Vera over there!" "(SPEAKS SPANISH)" Get a deal on that house yet? I'm working on it. Get out of the way! Watch it! I'm watching it! I'm watching it! Julius, he says he'll take 6.9 now. That's what he says. Let me make a call. Bye. Get out! What?! Go, go! I got him. Is that Joe Gavilan? "It looks like they're gonna travel to Hollywood Boulevard, where we've got a huge crowd in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre." "..a brilliant career. We're going to honour him in one of the most famous traditions here in Hollywood..." Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! That's it! That's it! I'm driving! Alright! You think you could do better? Be my guest. Dammit! Trying to kill me! Go! Idiot. (MUTTERS) Go ahead! "This is a tradition that started back in 1927... ..when a little dog named Zorro... This is much better(!) Thank you(!) ..jumped out of Mary Pickford's car into wet cement." Oh! Nice... driving(!) Sorry. "The Mustang was hit by the Escalade and this chase came to a halt in front of the theatre, where someone was getting their star." I got Wasley! Get out of the way! Get out! Get out of the way! Police! Police! Get out! (ALL GROAN) "Mayhem is breaking out in front of the Grauman's Chinese Theatre, resulting in a foot pursuit. They're running down Hollywood Boulevard." "Shots have been fired." "People are trying to get out of the way." "It's a mess down there." Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Look out down there! Holy shit! Oh, God! Oh! That was not the way I planned it. I'm a cop. Help me up. Thank you. I'm OK. I'm alright. Thank you. Move, move, move! Move! Hey! Get out of the way! Police! Hey! Stop! Hey! Stop! Shit. Hey! Police! Get out of your car. What the hell...? I need your car. I'm sorry. I'll get it back to you. Police! Somebody help me! Police! Get out of the way! Police! 9 At Vodafone we're giving you Neon on us for a year. That's unlimited access to hit movies and TV shows from around the world. Unlock your year of Neon. Simply sign up to any Fibre Unlimited Broadband Data and Home Phone plan for 12 months and you'll also score a $300 joining credit. Call Vodafone now on... You need to slow down. I can't. I'm chasing this guy here. Hey, you guys. This is kinda fun, huh? No, it's not! (SOBS) We're gonna die! I know we're gonna die! Yes, actually. We will die. No! You're not gonna die. I don't mean right now. Hey! Get out of the car! Police! Get out of the - Hey! Hey, look! Get out of here. Gimme that. Hey! That's mine! (SCREAMS) Aaagh! (TYRES SCREECH / HORNS BLARE) Bitch! Asshole! Move! Police! Move! Move, move, move! (HONKS HORN) Dammit! Are you alright? Watch out! Move! Move! Move! (HONKS HORN) Hindus say that life is a rebirth. Ganesh was decapitated by his dad. They put an elephant's head on and he was immortal. You're crazy! It's not a bad thing if we do die. Get out of the cab! It's my cab! It's my cab! It's my cab! No, man, it's my cab! It's my cab! Get in the car. Police! Police! I am the police! For Christ's sake, get in the cab. Move! Move! If you wreck my cab... Don't worry. I'm a very good driver. I don't wanna die! We're not gonna die, alright! You're crazy! Shut up, OK? Please! (BOTH SCREAM) Oh! (SCREAMS) Aaaaagh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Wait a minute, man. Where's my fare? Ten dollars. Ten dollars. Ten dollars. There's a tip. (MACHINE BLEEPS) (GUNFIRE / ALL SCREAM) Hey! Hey! Hey! What about 6.75? I don't think that'll do it! Not a penny more! Get down! Get the hell down! Get down! Get in front of the door. Get in front of the frickin' door! Come on! Come on! (DIALS MOBILE) Jerry? I've just been with Julius. I've twisted his arm. I have a firm offer for 6.75. (BELL DINGS) 6.75, sir. Yes, sir. 6.75. Firm. I... You will? You will?! Oh, God. You will. Fantastic! I'll have the paperwork started first thing in the morning as soon as I get to the office, OK? I've gotta run. Thank you very much. (LAUGHS) I'm, er, I'm a real-estate broker. (BELL DINGS) Hey! Oh, my God! (ALL SCREAM) (GUNFIRE / ALL SCREAM) Er, yeah. He needs a pop-out trailer, cook, driver, trainer with a gym that travels, a dog-walker, hair and make-up guys... Don't shoot me! Don't shoot? Don't shoot me. Don't shoot, Wasley. Please don't shoot me. Are you shitting me? You're not gonna beg? I beg you. Please don't shoot me. H2O didn't beg. They screamed, but they didn't beg. And fat-ass Klepto ran. You can run. I don't wanna be a cop any more. I wanna quit! I won't tell anybody about this, just please don't kill me! Please! I don't wanna die, OK? My father! My father was your partner. Just don't shoot me, OK? Please! Shut up. Don't you talk about your father. Your daddy didn't beg when he got shot. He was a good cop. (SOBS) Please don't shoot me. Don't do it! Don't do it, Wasley. Don't. That was a great performance. That was probably good enough to be a Golden Globe. I don't know about an Academy Award. I believed it myself. I mean, all the "Don't kill me, man! Don't freakin' kill me!" I especially liked the part where you talked about killing my father. But that's OK. Cos I got it all right here. See that? Your confession and my performance all on one tape. That'll sell great. "Air Six. Suspects are now on the roof of the old Broadway building." "Shots have been fired." "Air Six. Get on the horn and get these news choppers out of here!" "Move 'em back." "He's telling us to get out of their way." "(SPEAKS SPANISH)" "We are not moving." "LAPD's trying to kick us out of here." "I've never seen such a drama in Hollywood before." Agh! Oh! Air Six, we're on the roof. Grrr! (SCREAMS) Aaaagh! Aaagh! Where is he? Want me to get him out, Joe? Leave him for the coroner. Where's the kid? Down that way. Are you OK? Yeah. You? Don't I look OK? Where's Sartain? (WHISTLES) And Wasley? Good job. Good thing you didn't kill him. You know me. I don't like dead bodies. I got arrest warrants for Gavilan and Calden right here. Hey! Separate 'em! I don't want 'em talking to anybody. Nobody talks till they get downtown. Shut up and turn around, Bennie. Cuff his ass and take him downtown. What are you talking about? Get your hands off me! Son of a bitch! You're making a big mistake. You can kiss your career goodbye. (DIALS MOBILE) Call my lawyer. Great job. You don't have to come tomorrow night if you don't feel up to it. I said I'd be there tomorrow night. I'll be there, alright? Alright. Dammit! Grow up, you animal thing, you! Will all of you please just get out of here? If you lay one hand on me... My sister's having a baby! This is wrong! Get him out of here! Let go of me, you sons of bitches! Get him in the bed! Some coffee would do him very good right now. Let's get him into the shower. Let go of me, you sons of bitches! Feel better, don't you, Stan? Take it easy. Come on. (SCREAMS) Aaaaagh! Poker should not be played in a house with women! Baby. Eunice, I want my baby girl here. I'm just gonna keep on calling if you... Stella! Stella! Quit howlin' out there and go back to bed! Eunice! Send my baby girl down here. She ain't comin' down till you quit, or I'll set the law on you. Stella! Come down here, baby. You suck! Sit down. Have some respect, or I'll kick your ass. Come down here, baby! ..like you did last time! Eunice, send my baby girl down here. (MOBILE RINGS - "Funkytown") Yeah, it's Calden. (MOBILE RINGS - "My Girl") (Gavilan?) I'll be there in 15. West of Coldwater, right? I can be there in ten. Stella! Oh, baby! Don't ever leave me again. Whoo hoo! Hey, Officer. Help me out. Yeah. What's going on? Looks like we got a 1870. Possible 927D. Thanks. He says we have a body and a half with some pieces missing. Hmm. An Easter-egg hunt. You know, you were pretty good in that play. You really were. You think so? Yeah! Yeah. I don't know if I'm much of an actor, Joe. I think I'm just a cop. What do you mean, just a cop?! You really thought I was good? Hey! I already said you were good. Don't go begging me. Looks like we're gonna be here for a while. Let's get going on some chow, huh? Cheeseburger. Well done. Onion. Pickle. No mayo. No rabbit food, OK? I'll have the same. # Well, I guess # You say # What can make me feel this way? # My girl # My girl # Talkin' bout my girl # My girl # Oooh, ooooh... # Able 2017 # I love Cali in the summertime # I love Cali in the summertime # Californ-i-a, Y-A Where every day is Friday # They call me Young Roscoe The Philly fanatic # Silly, sporadic, dippin' in traffic, grippin' the 'matic # I give people what they want Keep the party crackin' # Get all our homeys in the club Tryin' to make it happen # And all the ladies wanna creep At least one time # See if it true what the homegirls Be sayin' about my blood line # And it ain't nothin' like A sunny summer day in the city of LA # Livin' busy, gettin' paid This is how we do it in the West # We sip liquid And spit it like fluid in the West # I can make you love it if you don't # Bump it if you won't Nothin' like bomb music from the West # Layin' under palm trees With little mama's feeling the breeze # I don't think I ever wanna leave I love Cali in the summertime # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # Roll into the club in a 6-4 hoppin' # Pull up and I see It's already poppin' # Tell me what we doin' Barbecuin' a man # Doin' it under the influence So the music got you movin' in it # Nobody on the wall Nobody sittin' at all # It's like a protocol, the way I got 'em all waxin' their fos up # Ridin' around with 20s On their donuts # Pancakes with enough bass To insinuate earthquakes # While the sun just bakes Havin' fun up in the sunny states # Bumpin' brakes at the yellow light My seatbelt on tight # Don't need no cops On my tail tonight # And when you go to the club I'm in the back # With a bad mamacita Massagin' my back # Party people tear the club up and Make 'em feel it from LA to the Bay # I love Cali in the summertime # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # You know you got me movin' # Movin', rollin', dippin', smashin' # I'll show you how G's do it, baby # How the D-P-G's do it, baby # You know you got me movin' # Movin', rollin', dippin', smashin' # I'll show you how G's do it, baby # How the D-P-G's do it, baby # It's G's up, is Cali in the summer When it really heats up # It's gotta be the hood Homeys throwin' heats up # You got a Benz on flows On the money, put your keys up # Pedals to the floor and ease up # And when the bookies approach You gotta speed up # You might see Roscoe the young guy In the club sippin' wine # And if you don't, we carris up We gonna add zeros on my contract # I might sign nine fig Spittin' non wax # I got my mind on money Women and fos # Hot boxin' the Benz All rollin' the windows up # Homeys roll with me ten in the most When I'm outside # Or posted up in the G ride Floss and Lorenzo # But tempo is faster then When you drive so fast # Your rims glow off the moonlight And is fear slow # Yeah, yeah, we do it just like this # Yeah, we do it just like this # Ha, what, ha # I love Cali in the summertime # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # I love Cali in the summertime # I love Cali in the summertime I love Cali # I love Cali in the summertime # I love it, oooh, I love it # I love Cali in the sunshine # It don't get no better From the women to the weather # I ain't goin' nowhere, you dig?