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Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.

Primary Title
  • Ocean's Thirteen
Date Broadcast
  • Saturday 24 June 2017
Release Year
  • 2007
Start Time
  • 20 : 45
Finish Time
  • 23 : 05
Duration
  • 140:00
Channel
  • TVNZ 2
Broadcaster
  • Television New Zealand
Programme Description
  • Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.
Classification
  • AO
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • No
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Subjects
  • Casinos--Nevada--Las Vegas--Drama
  • Businessmen--Drama
  • Robbery--Drama
  • Bankruptcy--Drama
  • Revenge--Drama
  • Feature films--United States
Genres
  • Crime
  • Thriller
Contributors
  • Steven Soderbergh (Director)
  • Brian Koppelman (Writer)
  • George Clooney (Actor)
  • Brad Pitt (Actor)
  • Matt Damon (Actor)
  • Al Pacino (Actor)
  • Warner Bros. Pictures (Production Unit)
  • Village Roadshow Pictures (Production Unit)
('60s MUSIC) Able 2017 (CLICK!) (ELECTRONIC BEEP) (CHEESY MOBILE RINGTONE) Yeah. Shit. Where is he? Gotta go. ('60s MUSIC) What's the latest? Nothing. They say the first 24 hours... Did she understand? It's not their fight. Did she understand? It's not their fight. Hey! Where are Tess and Isabel? It's not their fight! Whoa! Any change? He's in critical condition, but he's still alive. If he doesn't... Is Stan there? Yeah, he's been there an hour. Stan'll tell us what's going on. Myocardial infarction. He's endured an incredible shock to his system. Can he recover? Yes. Will he recover? It helps if they have something to live for. Family. (SIGHS) Friends then. Maybe that'll be enough. Reuben, when it comes to Willie Bank you can't rely on contracts. My lawyers say they're ironclad. Gimme some credit for my business sekhel! I don't think it's a good idea. Neither does Rusty. I'm doing it. It's done. And tell Rusty that I won't have to pull jobs to keep my hotel solvent. Hey, Reuben... You fellas are young! You don't understand. Did you know that the Inuit people put their elders out on a ice float to die when they're too old to hunt?! Thanks. That's just a myth. Well, that ain't gonna happen to me. I can still hunt. This is it. It's my chance. I used to mean something in this town. I'd walk into a restaurant, if it was full, they'd snap out a new table. Reuben, if you're worried about your place in history, let us get a street named after you. We'll talk about that when I'm dead. Danny, I appreciate you coming this far to see me but I gotta do this! Reuben! Partner! Reuben! Oh, so good of you to come. Of course. Of course. Are there more items for my punch list? I got so much energy, I can hardly sleep from the excitement! Where are you at on visas for the chefs? My man in Washington says they'll be stamped by the time we open. No, no, not good enough. That's what I said. (CHUCKLES) Oh, that's good. And the chandeliers? My ex-wife's new brother-in-law... You don't need the details. It's done! Half-price. They're already at the warehouse. And... because I know it mattered to you, I appeared before the City Council. The one-way street leading away from the rear entrance now leads... toward the rear entrance! All roads lead to The Midas. This is perfect! Great views up here. Where's the partner's desk gonna be? Oh, no partner's desk. Two desks. No two desks, one desk. One chairman's desk. One. The arrangement... is changing. Was changed. As a matter of fact, there is no arrangement. Everybody said that you would try to screw me. That you've done it to every one of your partners. But I defended you. I said, "No, me and Willie Bank been around long enough that we both shook Sinatra's hand." And there's a code amongst guys that shook Sinatra's hand. Screw Sinatra's hand. Screw?! You're dead weight! You think I'm gonna carry you and pay you at the same time? Reuben... you're out! Never. This is my land. Was. Was your land. You signed it over to the corporation. For 50% interest. Which I'm gonna ask you to sign over to me. For a small cash payment. I'm not signing that. Get outta here. I'm not signing that! What are you gonna do? Throw me off the roof? Well, I don't want to. This is wrong. This is all wrong. You're leaving me with nothing. You know, you're right. And it's rude. Here. It's the first badge. Just got made. You changed the name. I like it better! Don't you?! (SAUL) 'Reuben... he always was too trusting.' (LINUS) 'Is, Saul. Is.' (SAUL) 'Of course. Is.' (YEN) '(SPEAKS CHINESE)' (RUSTY) 'You try talking him out of it next time.' (DANNY) 'Bank hurt Reuben - I know how that makes me feel.' 'I'm gonna get close to Bank and I don't care if it gets messy.' I'll drive you. Then I'll inject him. And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body. All valid ideas. Great initiative. But... But... even though Bank stepped over the line, we have to do what's best for Reuben. Which means we offer Bank a Billy Martin. And then what, he goes for it? And gets off? That's the rule. That's the rules for someone who understands them, which Bank don't, cos he already broke 'em. So he don't get the chance. For Reuben... ..I think we give him a chance. I need answers before I ask questions. You get that? Alright. Do it! So... some guys I take seriously... ..tell me you're a serious guy. Right. What I want... What's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. I'm here to give you a chance to do that. You're gonna give me a chance?! (LAUGHS) OK. So Billy Martin? I pass. Last time I looked, and I look every morning, it was my name listed as owner on more valuable property in this state than anyone else in history. So you got a lot more to lose. I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose, lose, and they lose big. You come at me, you better know, I move quick, and when I do, I slice... like a goddamn hammer. So you're not gonna make Reuben whole? If Reuben was too weak or too stupid to see what was coming down, then you know what? He didn't belong here. He's made the right choice - roll over and die. Let him be. How long do I have to wait for a conduit?! I don't want the labour pains, I just want the baby. (WHISTLES) Well... thanks for coming. Thanks for the 100 grand. This takes longer than a day, though. Gonna have to renegotiate. That's fair. I'd like some sencha or genmaicha. Green tea. Yes, sir. And don't burn it. Pour it just before boiling point, not after. Green Tea. Si, senor. Gracias. Just us three? For now... Figured we talk to you first. Good lord. How stuck are you? Stuck. Stalled, really. Stuck. Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Gimme the big picture. It's all yours. Where shall we start? Start with the hotel. 'Bank's gone all-out. Forget weekenders and conventioneers.' 'He's built this place for whales.' 'It's a shoe-in for the Five Diamond Award.' 'The marble was handpicked in Italy, and the chefs stolen from the highest rated restaurants on the Michelin guidebook.' 'In the villas for the big players, the silverware is actually gold.' 'Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness - ego.' 'He's been spending his days checking and rechecking every inch of the property, preparing for the grand opening.' 'Bank's right-hand man is a woman, Abigail Sponder.' We'll have to let you go. I only gained 4 pounds. You can't. Your body mass index is not what it's supposed to be. But Miss Sponder... Oh no, baby, it's your butt that's the problem. (FRANK) You can't fire no waitress based on appearance, man! That's unconstitutional. If they were waitresses. Yeah, they're hired as "models who serve". So Bank can monitor their physical appearance. So between Bank and Sponder they got the place covered. (SAUL) When's opening night? July 3rd. (DANNY) Got fireworks the stroke of midnight, the whole shebang. Are we going in now? It's already open. (RUSTY) It's a soft opening. To test the place before the grand opening. Kinda like an out of town preview. Soft opening? Grand opening? When they opened the Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there. Well, it's different now. So when is opening night? (ALL) July 3rd! The top casinos can clear 3 million dollars a day just on the floor. Bank with his high level players and no limits is projecting five. In exchange for the loans he had to give up six of nine seats on the board. A couple of the guys he brought in aren't friendlies. So he has to clear 500 million in the first quarter, or he gets dumped out of his own hotel. And Bank wants another Five Diamond Award. Fifth in a row. Every hotel I ever owned has one - a Royal Review Five Diamond Award. The Cigurau Inn: five diamonds. The Peloponnesian Monte Carlo: five diamonds. The Grand Sapphire, Singapore: cinco diamantes. The Atomano Crest, Tahiti... I've never not won one. So, how are you gonna get the diamonds? We're not. We thought about it for a minute and decided it was... Impossible. But he's not gonna be winning any more. Tell him about Debbie. Yeah. Debbie is concierge at the Bank. She's very ambitious. 'In a good way... for us.' 'As soon as I said the words "general manager" and "Macao", she was in.' 'I put a cherry on top to make sure.' 'We found out who'd be reviewing the hotel. We're gonna get to him before Bank can.' I feel bad. Like torture. This is war, kid. There's gonna be collateral damage. And he gets the Susan B. Anthony at the airport. He doesn't know that. So what? He has to know why he won to enjoy it? Who says? Alright, so you'd go through that for ten million? No. I'd do it for eleven mill. "(DOG BARKS)" We found out Bank is tapped into the federal fingerprint database. Highly illegal. We came up with a way to piggyback his system in between firewall checks. Interesting stuff there. Yeah, yeah, what else? We're gonna get his whales. How? We talked to Denny Shields. After he'd bragged about you guys to Toulour and started that whole slog?! We need him. I should have kept my mouth shut. Then I saw that guy. I didn't know who he was. Just some guy to me. And I guess I pissed him off. Denny, look, there's no way you could've known about who he was. The other stuff I got taken care of - it's all straight. I got 18 whales, I spoke to their handlers, I spoke to their managers, I spoke to their assistants. Every one is gonna leave. We're gonna do it in two tiers. I'll leave first, they'll follow. OK. But you gotta make sure they win because these guys usually lose. And when they lose, they get comped. They're gonna win big. How big? 500. A million? That night, just the group of you? No, it's a reverse big store. Doesn't matter if we win. As long as the casino loses, yes. That could actually work. So you need to rig... Craps, blackjack, roulette, slots. This polymer reacts to ultrasonic pulses. But it's not metallic, so the compasses on the table won't detect it, and it don't effect the weight when they mark the dice. Now this... Not really a lighter? (ROMAN) The dice are controlled from the manufacturer to the floor. (DANNY) Which is why we went all the way to the manufacturer. (SPEAKS SPANISH) (ALL LAUGH) Put your mask back on. So that's not your problem. You're jammed on blackjack. We've embedded Livingston in the Shuffle Company. The tap will stimulate your EKG much in the same way a lie would. But you have to step on it during the control questions. So those levels will match the stress levels with your false answers. How much is this gonna hurt? If you're doing it right, it'll be excruciating. Is your birth date February 11, 1965? Yes. Are you wearing a white shirt? Yes. Have you ever been involved in the commission of a crime? Oh, no. Have you ever defrauded or attempted to defraud the gaming industry? No. Alex? Solid. I love technology. To look at you I'd swear you were being evasive, but the machine says you're clean. I'm just a little nervous. I really want this job. You can relax now. Welcome to Shuffle Royale. (ROMAN) The Shuffle Royale. I doubt I've heard the last of that one. So if blackjack is not your problem, it must be slots. Progressors run off computer chips now. You're gonna have to program in a trapdoor. I can find you someone to do that. We got someone on the inside. Great kid named Eugene. He's got a little too much downtime. 'He's run up a nice little online gaming tab. He won't be able to keep it a secret much longer.' Now I have no... Er, yeah, it's crazy. How bad is it? Er, it's bad. I-I owe 30,000 dollars. So, it may as well be a 100. Alright. Let's call it a 100. Thanks, Danny. Eugene, my pleasure. Now tell me how you're gonna program that trapdoor. (ROMAN) 'If that's not the problem, it must be roulette.' 'In that game, infrared scanner in the shoe wired to a microcomputer somewhere on your person.' 'Figures the probability where the wheels will end.' 'Yeah, we-we tried that.' 'The way he was dressed didn't help.' 'Not very subtle, this guy.' 'So you're stuck on roulette?' No. We're going lo-fi. We can get some loaded balls in there. Kidding? How you gonna deliver? Two stages. First we position a man of our own. There's a gaming expo the day of the grand opening which Bank is committed to attend. To show what a regular guy he is. 'Frank's suiting up as The Game.' The men who make the decisions are very hard to impress. So you need to help me sell by being the most classy, gentile... ladies. The image that we're looking for is tasteful elegance. What exactly do you want us to do? Raise your skirts up about 3 inches. 'Second part. We tie Frank to one of theirs. A pit boss with sticky fingers.' How much for these? Does Willie Bank know you're stealing his gold flatware, Neil? How do you know my name? Well, we know a lotta names. We know your wife, Mary... ..your kids, Leanne and Dolly. We know you're the pit boss at the casino. You don't wanna... I mean, I don't... We don't wanna hurt you. We wanna help you. We wanna double your salary. All in one night. What do you need me to do? Right now, nothing. Go home, do your job. At the appropriate moment somebody'll present themselves. Enough said. Who is the shill at the expo to rope Bank? We're still looking. We'll find someone. Make sure it's somebody he really despises. Back to macro. What is your exit strategy? The players won't be in on the scam, so they'll all think it's their lucky night. But you'll never get them out of the door with all their winnings - they'll dump it all back. That's Vegas and that's your problem. Well, the exit strategy is a problem, it's not THE problem. The problem is security. We're drawing a blank. The specs aren't on the grey market, the black market or any other market. All I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building. I've blown all my buy money, 4 of my best IDs and I am nowhere. Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed. "Do you have anything?" I think I have a name. They're calling it` The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker. They're putting it in Vegas. Well, I'll give you back the 100 grand. Why? Danny... I like you. And you, Rusty. I mean, you got style. You got brio, you got loyalty. You two are the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil. You're analogue players in a digital world. You're done. 1 Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him. But it can't be beaten. It can't be hacked... and it can't be beat. Not even by you? Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate - no other jobs, no women or distractions... maybe. You know everything about this thing. Everything. Except where it was being deployed. The inventor is an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. The pompous arse named it after himself. Greco? Roman?! Yeah, you've obviously never served time in a British boarding school. What's so tough about this thing? It's an artificial intelligence security system. They must be field-testing it. You mean it has a brain? A hell of a brain. It doesn't only think... it reasons. It reads every permutation in every wager in every seat in the entire casino. Hand by hand. It's wired into security cameras that measure pupil dilation and determine if a win is legitimate or expected. It gathers biofeedback - players' heart rates, body temperatures. It measures, on a second by second basis, whether standard variations of gaming algorithm are holding or are being manipulated. The data is analysed in real-time in a field of exabytes. Exabytes? You know what a terabyte is? Yeah. It's a... An exabyte is a million terabytes. Right. The Greco is housed in an impregnable room. Shock mounted, temperature controlled and it locks down if it even senses it is under attack. If it locks down, they wouldn't even be able to get out of the room. Couldn't we just shut it off? You know, cut the wires? Better still, you could just kick the plug out of the socket. Seriously. No, short of walking into that room with a bloody magnetron around your neck... You know a magnetron? Something that... screws up the Greco. Short of that,... ..I'm kinda shocked this is where we are, because... this is a problem! That's what I said. But if we could somehow... There is no "if". It can not be shut off! You'd need a real natural disaster, an actual act of God. But if we could... You can't. But if we did? You can't. You could. Don't flatter. If we could, how long would it take to reboot? Because it's so sophisticated, three and a half minutes. Might be enough. Pick a natural disaster. Get me a laptop. Now, the drill access is through a sewer main off Paris Drive. Grinds along here into the northwest corner of the hotel. Probably about six RPM, so you won't wake the neighbours. When it reaches the resident frequency, the building acts like a tuning fork. To people inside, it will feel like an earthquake. That SHOULD knock out the Greco. And... that's your exit strategy. (MACHINERY WHIRS, RUMBLES) Hey, Bash? I'm up here. Hey! Here you go. Great. OK. Hey, where're the mags? Linus... Look, I can't buy those things. I need them! I can't leave. Why are you such a... I'm sorry. Ask somebody else. Ask Livingston! You're such a wowser. Look... read this to Reuben. I've done research. Positive messages get through. (RUMBLING) I can't say this. No, no, I'm saying it. You're just a vessel. Come on Basher, look, why don't you take a break? I'll watch all the equipment. You read it to him. Shit. You know when they were digging the tunnel? They had teams of guys monitoring this. Yeah? How many? Teams! (RUMBLING) That's a 5.6. If you don't think a 5.6 is possible, or even likely, quite frankly you don't know much about the Billets-Mancini report, specifically, the section on the Mojave block. I know what you're hoping - that it'll be just a blind thrust fault. See that? That's Rusty. (SHOUTS) He's doing an Irwin Allen. See that? He's not deaf, Linus. "Why am I here?" "Close your hotel. Permanently." What?! We haven't even opened yet. What are all those people downstairs? It's a soft open. It's like a preview... You think you can come in here to tell me to close my hotel? If you'll just let me come in with my team and our gear, I can prove what I'm saying. There is no way we are exposing our exclusive clientele to a bunch of... Scientists? We wouldn't want that, would we? Let's just hope for the best, shall we? That should be enough. Take this. It's a standard torsion seismograph. If there is a foreshock it will register, and you just might have time to evacuate. I don't want this thing. No, sir, let me tell you what you don't want. Your hotel on the cover of Time magazine in a twisted heap of steel and glass, you and your customers underneath it. Headline reads: "Who's to blame?" That's what you don't want. OK. Erm, put an evacuation plan on paper. Will do, sir. Consider it done. I do thank you for your time. If you really wanna put yourself to good use, why don't you hit the tables? Oh, I don't gamble, sir. Neither should you, not with people's lives. I'll screen the meetings more carefully next time. I'm sorry. (DANNY) 'And now we have a camera in Bank's office.' I'll see you, Reuben. Oh. Erm,... ..a letter from Basher. 'Dear Reuben, as the band said: two hearts beat as one.' 'When men have been in battle together, they are bonded like the flower and the soil and the sun.' 'And like the moon catches the light...' Reuben, I'm gonna leave this... here. I'll see you, pal. So she says, "What do I do?" I said, "What do I look like, a pancake eater?!" So you just left it there on the floor? Right on the floor. For how long? Next morning. Good. (CHEESY MOBILE RINGTONE) Yeah. Thanks, Debbie. Pack your swimsuit. ('60s MUSIC) I don't wanna see any slack faces in front of the house. Only happy faces, no slack faces. Right. Go! Go, go! Right. (SNEEZES OSTENTATIOUSLY) I'm sorry. Sorry. Mr Shields, where are you going? We got you booked through grand opening. A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously it'd be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion. He can't be too serious if he knew what I got in store for you now. Willie, I'm outta here. Thank you. See you, Willie. I really hate to see you go, man. Let's go. (PHONE RINGS) Bank here. Confirmed? Right. Where? The gentleman in the trilby, sir. The what? The Dr Dolittle hat. Why didn't you just say that? OK. OK... Yes, sir. Excuse me, Mr...? Chubb. Kensington Chubb. How do you do, Mr Chubb? Would you like to follow me? I can move things along. How very nice of you. (DOG YAPS) No, no, no, no, no! Her Highness is a very delicate animal. It upsets her so when anyone but Papa carries her about. All's well, dear. Why don't you just follow me? How very considerate. I do appreciate what you're doing for me. Oh, sorry. Why does he get to go... He's a VIP. So what's that make me? A VUP? A Very Unimportant Person? I have a reservation. Why don't you go and break? I'll handle this guest. Hello, sir. Welcome to the Bank. (PHONE RINGS) Hello. Kensington Chubb here. (RUSTY) "Saul, it's me. He's in his room. Blast him." Got it. "Gloves and mask - don't take any chances." Got it. (SNORTS) Hello, front desk. Yeah, I'm in room 1706, and there's some sort of... terrible smell in here. It smells like... Well, I need, I need to move. Certainly. I'll see if we have anything available. I'm sorry, sir. We are fully booked for the grand opening gala but I'll let you know if anything opens up. Enjoy your stay. But... "Goodbye." (RETCHES) ..that I'm ready to see all available rooms. Right away. Thank you. Her highness is so very sensitive to smells. Hello. I'd like a table for one. I hear your risotto is tremendous. It is tremendous. The name on the reservation? I'm a walk-in. I'm sorry, sir. I can't accommodate you. Those are reserved. May I recommend one of our other restaurants? Ling Su, Cantonese-inspired Szechwan cuisine. Great. 1 (LINUS) OK, it's not a prop for prop's sake! No, the Brody CAN work. What, just cos you have the greatest cover known to man? you don't even have to think about these things? Congratulations! No, maybe you're getting soft. No, I'm not gonna put Danny on. Or Rusty. Just... Goodbye, Dad. OK. I rerouted all the impulses going to the main randomizer. In blackjack the best score you can get is 21 - it's called blackjack. So the results should be 20s and blackjacks to all the players with the dealer "bust". Your call. OK, a do-over. Do-over. OK, I'll keep... working. Yeah. Good. Great. Yes, I'll have the dumplings and the shitake mushroom tempura. And a sparkling water. OK. (VOMITS VIOLENTLY) Let's finish this. Staff. Casino. Food. Room cleanliness. (YELPS) At this point, there's nothing I can do to help him. You said that he'd be... ambulatory by now. Are you keeping his spirits buoyed? We're working on it. Thanks, Stan. Oh no, that's way too much! Nah. It's not like I removed a bullet. This time. (CHUCKLES) Dr Stan! Hey, Linus, how's it going? We're dead. What are you talking about? The factory in Mexico is offline. Offline? What does that mean? I couldn't get details. It just shut down. You don't think they... Yeah, I do. Oh, boy. (ALL SHOUT ANGRILY) So he says that they want their bread and their roses, too. (DANNY) You get down there and straighten this out. He doesn't listen to me. You're going. If we don't get this factory back online, we have to dock this showboat. What do you mean? Just the whole operation hinges on... Dude, I got the showboat metaphor. Thank you, Linus. I gotta get back. What? What do you mean, "what"? A little something for the effort. We pool tips! The other guys are gonna think I'm kiting. Come on. You want it to come out of my pocket, or something? Yeah. What is this? Take it easy. What's the problem? The tricode optimizers that'd feed into the nipple sleeve receivers pulverated their lubricating bladders and we got tension against the sidewalls. "Uh-huh." Picture a knee but without any cartilage, bone on bone. "Uh-huh." There is a shearing when alloys of different densities abrade. "It becomes magnetized, reversing polarisation, I know." "Where does that put us?" (COUGHS VIOLENTLY) Cattled. The good news is there's another B600 available. The one that dug the Chunnel. I thought we had that one. We did. This one dug from the French side. The bad news is we'll have to buy this one. And it's expensive. How much do we have left? With the contingency, just over 10 million. How much is it? 30. 30?! Six. Six. 36?! Isn't there a way to do it without the drill? The drill's the exit strategy. Well... is there a way for us to raise money? I got everything I have in this already. So do I. Me too. We all do. If any one of us was lying up on that bed, Reuben wouldn't rest until he made it right. Now I gotta tell him we failed and there's nothing we can do about it? (SPEAKS CHINESE) So we're stopping? I'm not saying that. So what then? Scusi, signori. Mr Reuben is talking. He asked for Mr Danny. Rusty, you wanna go? No! I hear cars pulling in, I hear whispering conversations, Linus crying. Why don't you tell me what everyone else seems to know? Well, we came in here... The thing is... Wait, wait, wait! Hi. Good to see you smiling again. Can I talk to you guys for a second? That's your idea? Well, we've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every... We talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea, but it is an idea, and as long as we have one idea, we shouldn't give up. I was really hoping to avoid that this time. Number one. If any of you try to screw me, you'll be dead. And I'm gonna be looking in on the operation to make sure. Number two. I lend you this money, I'm your senior partner. Last money in, first money out. And you will double my investment. Double? Was that a "yes"? Double. That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel casts a shadow over my pool. Break him. Break him in half. The man has no taste, and yet every time he opens a hotel, he wins a Royal Review Board Five Diamond Award. Every time he wins the Five Diamond Award, he celebrates by... We know. By buying one for his wife. You mean five. One is five. Number three. I want you to steal the diamonds. No, that's... Can't be done. We don't have the manpower or time. Or a way in. We get caught, we go away for life. We're not gonna risk that. They're not for me. I just want him to lose what matters most to him. Do what you want with them. But you need to steal the diamonds, or you find somebody else to finance your drill. So what's the deal with these diamonds? They're Tiffany, they're 30 karat each. On today's legitimate market they'd be worth 250 million dollars. Bank's already purchased the next one in anticipation of the award. The rest are kept in a glass viewing booth at the top of the tower. And Benedict said we can keep? That's what he said. Why weren't diamonds on the agenda to begin with? Cos it can't be done. This is why revenge jobs don't work, Daniel. You put yourself in a position, and you can't walk away. This is how guys die or go to jail. Alright. So anybody wanna walk away? Saul? I didn't say I was walking away. Let's gut the sonofabitch. OK. Bank fired Gary Grothmy-Meyer and four others, so he could say he designed the hotel himself. So there's no set of unified plans. Routes? According to March '05 plans, there's interior shafts with potential access to the diamond viewing room here, here and here. But the May '05 plans only show shafts here and here. September '05 shows no shafts and December '06 plans are the same... How many plans are there? That's ten. Since we can't trust the accuracy of these drawings, based on my walking around, these are the shafts. There's still no way of knowing the thickness of the floor. Anything thicker than five inches, we got a problem. Right. This here is the elevator shaft... which can be accessed through a super high-roller villa. Got it? Alright. So who's gonna be our super high-roller? I'm so sorry to be a little tardy, Mr.... Pepperidge, Lenny Pepperidge. I'm Mr Weng's communicator. He'd like you to know that he was waiting for seven minutes. We received your ten million dollar cash deposit and what we normally do without... Mr Weng won't take a line. He's a man of extraordinary discipline. He's willing to risk ten million, not a dollar more. Did you say Mr Weng was in real estate? That's right. I only ask because his name doesn't come up on our database. Mr Weng and I have worked hard to keep it that way. What kind of real estate did you say Mr Weng was involved in? Look, he owns all the air south of Beijing. The air? Put it to you this way, try building something larger than three storeys in the Tianjin province, see if his name comes up in your database. (SPEAKS CHINESE) How quickly can you transfer his money from your cage to the cage at the Bellagio? I don't think that's necessary. We've reserved our largest villa for Mr Weng. (SPEAKS CHINESE) 1 (PHONE RINGS) Extension 765. "Hello, Robert. Abigail Sponder. Your bureau chief introduced us at the gaming fraud seminar." I remember you. What can I do for you, Miss Sponder? Well, we're about to open a new property and there are people here I'm not too sure about. Give me their names and I'll check them out. Up you go. (SPEAKS CHINESE) What do you mean you're not going? You gotta go. Too fast? You did the bullet train stunt with all of Asia watching. The elevators aren't faster than that. (SPEAKS CHINESE) That was CGI? Wait, so those weren't your legs? Wow. Jesus. (SPEAKS CHINESE) OK then. We're down again. Well, what about Reuben? Don't know. This hospice... Assisted living. I mean, we could pay somebody to read to him. Maybe he'll see his next birthday. January? I don't think so. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. And then what happened? She said she liked surprises. I don't think that's what she meant. You think?! So she put down the remote. And I put the towel back on. Those are the waters. Relationships can be... Sure. But they're also... That's right. I've gone through so many blueprints, I can taste the ink on my fingers. The only other access point is through the air conditioning duct. We gotta move that guard. We don't have anything on him. I can get to the heli pad from there, too. Let's find something. I remember when this used to be The Dunes. Reuben taught me to shoot craps here when I was a kid. And play hard ways and double sixes. He straightened me out. I was twenty...two. First time I met Reuben, he looked me off getting cheated at an old dealer's game at the El Rancher. Then he bought me breakfast. Sands was there... Desert Inn. They built them a lot smaller back then. They seemed pretty big. The town's changed. (BANK) "You know, if I read one more piece about Vegas legend, Terry Benedict, "I'm gonna have to buy a magazine of my own. And I haven't forgotten about that phone." "The gold model, the one that retails for 10,000." "The top-of-the-line Samsung. "That would be, erm, ungettable." "No, no. Call Teddy Sanders at promotion." "I did that and he promised you the very first one as soon as it comes of the line in September." "That's July for me." (SPEAKS CHINESE) What did he say about Samsung? He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung. Well, call Danny. Oh, and tell Danny I know the perfect guy we can use for the role-play at the expo. I thought we were addressing this. We were. We are. Randall is. I must have put... Don't blame yourself. I should have fired you a week ago. Bye. Are you having a nice stay? And you, sir? How's your Bank experience? Oh, well, it's... Can I be of any personal assistance to you? Oh... This is quite unorthodox. I have never found myself talking directly to a hotel owner. Ah, I understand, you're just a customer. And I am just an engaged innkeeper. Spot on. Spot on. Well, so far, in my book this establishment is, er... aces. Aces? That's good. The ace of diamonds, I hope. (LAUGHS) I see what you're... Diamonds, indeed, yes. (KNOCKING AT DOOR) Hey. Hey. The guard by the main elevator shaft has a Hitler for a son, real Ritalin-sniffer. Yeah. You OK? I just bit into a pepper. (SNIFFS) Anyway... (AUDIENCE ON TV) Is that...? Are you...? Are you watching Oprah? With a bottle of wine? Did you TiVo this? I was reading the paper. With the sound at full volume? "Not one, not two, not three but twelve new beds..." "(ALL CHEER)" It's not just about the kids, I mean, I'm happy for the kids. I know. "I think we've come up with the answer to your prayers." "We are buying you a house!" How's it going in Mexico? Turk's there. Are they really gonna build her a new home? Yeah, the whole family. (SNIFFS) What could I say? That's what I said. Hey. You guys been talking to my father? Why would we do that? That's not a no. Well, look, he just wanted to know how the nose was working. I knew it, man! He just can't leave it alone. What did you say? Oh, I told him. The nose plays. The nose does play. Great stuff. Thanks. Turk? Hey, are you gonna get the factory open? (ALL SHOUT) Hell yes, we just gotta break management! They can't keep treating us like this! I gotta go! (PHONE RINGS) Yeah, Ortega here. "Mr Ortega, this is Vice Principal Meckler." Oh, no. We've had another incident with Manny and Ms Kelso. It was the leg this time. I need somebody to come and pick him up. My wife can't - "We haven't been able to get a hold of her." Yo, yo, yo, buddy, do me a favour. Cover my post for half an hour. Come on, man, help me out. My kid bit the lunch lady again. Really? Yeah. Alright, man. I owe you one, alright? Yeah, you do. Alright. According to this, the room where the diamonds are held is directly above here. (EXPLODES SOFTLY) "Wow. Quarter of a billion dollar's worth of diamonds with 18 inches of floor concrete between. "We can't drill through." It's just one thing too many. We're talking about a secure room. This isn't just a glass box these diamonds are in. This is two-inch thick concussion proof glass. Wired with pressure sensitive seven digit coded alarms. Kill the power to the hotel. It's worked before. No, no. The case and the alarm both have independent power supply. And you don't run the same gag twice, you do the next one. How big a deal is it if we don't get the diamonds? You have all your affairs in order? Alright, so what we have to do is get inside that glass case and switch in the replicas. How do we get in? Bank is the only one with access. Sponder, too. Sponder has access? Then we're in. Sponder is a... I believe the term is "cougar". (ALL SNIGGER) It's not my term. I read about it in Maxim magazine. OK, well, let's get Rusty in position. No, not Rusty. I'm in. I'm already in there. I put this whole thing in motion before even realising. I'm so deep into Pepperidge, I don't even think. I AM him. (CLICKS) (ALL CLICK) You know what? OK. Great. Great. Would you just tell 'em? What? Now you don't understand English? (SPEAKS CHINESE) (ALL LAUGH) He's not trying not to laugh. You know what? I can do it. He says he can do it. Alright, Linus, go get her. Give him the accelerator. Natural? Chemical? I don't need an accelerator. Make it powerful. Thanks a lot. I'll plant a Gilroy. You don't need a... Just one Gilroy. Last time you did - News from Mexico. From a journalista I used to, er... She's an ally of the workers. What she tells me is that the strike hinges on working conditions and the fact that labour feels they're underpaid by 50%. I'm sure you'll agree, Terry, it's always about the money. How much are we talking? 36,000. How many workers? 200. Give or take. Alright, that's... Just over seven million dollars. No, no, no, not 36K per person. 36 total. Turk and Virgil got 'em holding out for $3.50 cent a week?! It is a 5% increase. We'll write 'em a cheque. We'll postdate it. (ALL SHOUT TRIUMPHANTLY) "This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine, "leave me a message." Roman? It's Livingston. I heard you were out here taking some meetings and I was wondering if you could help me out with a technical problem I've been having with one of my assignments. Oh, and I was hoping we could, you know, keep it on the down-low, from Danny and the other guys, that I'm coming to you for help. So, call me when you get this. OK? OK. Bye. Is Sponder with him? (TERRY) A whole news segment... Which car? Which Rolls? Exclusive rights... What's the ETA? OK. He's on his way. Think he's gonna fall for this? You did. You ready? I was born ready. (CHATTER) Who advanced? Did I not say he was to have all this room to himself? What part of it did you not understand? I caught your show. That kid is great. Thank you for that. Congratulations on the enormity of your success. Back at you. Love and respect. Peace. Good seeing you, Bernie. Allow me to introduce the greatest advance in gaming in a long time. Get beyond boring cards and tired dice. It's electrifying! It's exciting! It's 'Nuff Said. Yes, sir. (CROWD CHUCKLES) Oh, my God. Mr Bank. It's an honour, sir. May I please give you a demonstration of casino dominos? House edge 14%. Is it documented? Of course. All the action makes the player feel like they have a fighting chance, if you get my meaning. Check it out. Mr Bank is gonna give a young and upcoming gamer a chance. Give him a warm applause. Come on now. Alright. Make it quick. Thank you, sir. Yeah. Mr Bank, first round of betting next... Dominos. Second round of betting, upcoming community dominos. Mr Bank, if a player win a multiple five on the first spin, he or she is a winner. Pay-off, five to one. But guess what? They're already laying eleven to one, so when they win, Mr Bank, we win. 'Nuff Said. (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES) Mm-hm. That's good. I tell you what, why don't you send me some of your literature? And we'll see what we can do. Literature, literature, Mr Bank. Come on now. You don't need to read no literature. All you need to do is feel it. Well, I feel it, it's just that I don't know if it's Bankable. Right? Bankable? I'd like to place this game in one of my casinos. Now that's what I'm talkin' about. That's progressive thinking. 'Nuff Said might grow a whole new segment in my hotels. Hello! And I'd like to lock this up right now. Exclusive rights. I wanna place this beautiful domino table at our Tunica location. Mississippi? That's where games go to die. Stay out of this, Bank. You've already passed. Really? Then do for him what I'm prepared to. Prime placement, centre room Vegas. Tonight. Mr Bank has three minutes. You got one. Go! OK, well, there'd be a series of things, The Dahlia Shells, Weeping Willows, wizards... Whoa, when's the jump? The motorcycle thing? Mr Roads will jump his motorcycle through the fireworks... You guys gotta get together - fireworks and stunts. You gotta be on the same page, cos if all eyes in Vegas are on me, it's gotta be perfect. Take it from the top. Yes, sir. Round about 12 o'clock. Not around about! At 12! The stroke of midnight. Go off the Navy master clock. Oh, don't make a maniac out of me. Where the hell are they going? I don't know what's happening, sir. We just lost two dozen of our biggest players without an explanation. Well, get an explanation! Miss Sponder, this just came in - rush express, hand deliver. Oh, thank you! Thank you. Thanks. My pleasure. Guys, let's go. (FEMALE VOICE) 'My dear Mr B. This is a thank you for all that you've given me - the opportunity, the kindness, the warmth, the ch-' One you couldn't get, huh? The one you couldn't get. Oh. (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC) (APPLAUSE) How did Ocean get all my big players? Would you like me to have him removed, sir? They'll all go with him. (CROWD CHEERS) (PHONE RINGS) Hey. How are the matches? Why don't you come see for yourself? (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) Why don't you give me one reason not to bounce your ass outta here? You know the reason. You already decided before you walked over here. They were all booked here. You took 'em! What did you do? Bribe 'em? Buy 'em? Trick 'em? Yes. You brought 'em here to rub it in my face. You know? You're half smart, Ocean. Why don't you get real smart? Let 'em play here, and I'll give you 10% of their losses. You give it to Reuben if it makes you feel better- I'm not that easy. You almost killed him. 20% whenever they gamble here. 20? So it's done. How do I know that you- They cash out every night, settle in cash. Otherwise, take 'em back again. They'll need villas. Villas? OK. Let's go, boys. Here we go. Alright. Let's hit the tables. 1 "But I say, 'Why not feel it? Why not feel the rush?'" "Come on, take a trip. Shake my hand." "Who knows? Maybe you have what it takes to break the Bank. Whoops!" (HAMMERING AT DOOR) Long past check out time, sir. I'm in no condition to check out. You've overstayed your reservation. We need the room. But Nevada Innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict... Except in case of public health and safety. You're obviously experiencing... ..flagrant disregard for acceptable standards of personal hygiene. Sir, I'm trying to... You've gone nose deaf. What?! You're oblivious to your effect on others. I really don't see what effect I've had - 15 minutes, 15 minutes! (TRIES TO ARGUE) Hey! 15 minutes. Pack your things or we will. What?! Do you get the picture, sir? Do not make us come back here. Pack your things! OK. Well, hello there. There are no tomorrows, Mr Pepperidge. (SEDUCTIVE SPANISH-SOUNDING MUSIC) Call me Lenny. I need this room. I gave Mr Cheng a w- Mr Weng a chance. I need the Asian villas, all the Asian villas. Perhaps you'd like to tell Mr... Weng yourself. In fact, I would, I would, because, er, you know, the last time we spoke, he was quite rude to me. Well, in that case you'll find him somewhere between the cashier's cage and the high stakes pai gow room. He was about to eat, when the mood to play suddenly hit him. It just hit him, just like that? Well, I might have said something to encourage him. Why would you do that? When you work for a powerful man, sometimes the collar can get a little tight. (WHIMPERS) Excuse me. Is it on? Yeah. Thanks, Holmes. Lester says, "Hang tough". (CHEERING) Mr Bank, I just wanna thank you for throwing me out of your hotel. And who are you? Nobody. Alright, fellas... Later. Such an idiot! Careful! (CHATTER) We're gonna need you standing by in a support capacity. "Bad news just walked in." The Bureau is in the house. They've moved to blackjack. Tip Livingston. Well, let me welcome you to the Bank with our finest Kubota sake. And good to have you back, Danny. We've got some Grey Goose on ice for you. Enjoy! (ALL SHOUT) Livingston Dell? Federal Bureau of Investigation. We've got all exits covered. You got nowhere to go. Don't be stupid. Whoa, hey! What is goin' on here? You've been breached. We've had this man under surveillance. He rigs machines. He rigs 'em? We've been in contact with his company. His background information was bogus. How many machines has he gotten his hand on? I'm not sure. Alright, well, just change 'em out. The company's sending new machines. Well, if he rigs machines, he's working with players. We know he's involved with confederates. If you see anything that looks unusual, you contact us. You bet. You think this is over? I'm pressing charges. State and Federal charges. Got it? Now, get him off my floor. Come on! His fingerprints were all over that Shuffle machine. I need a name and all known criminal associates. Bank's gonna run the prints off the Shuffle machine. "He's good. He'll get Livingston's ID. And known associates. That's us." "What do we have in place for this?" "Nothing. They'll scoop us all and Bank will have the best night ever." "We can't let it get to Bank." I know what to do. We'll set up a cartwheel. Back at the house, 15 minutes. "Who's gonna hack this?" The ideal person is in the back of a car in handcuffs. "I can handle it." "Is anyone else available?" "This is Virgil. I'll do it." "I can handle it." "Virgil it is." (DANNY) Switch these out first then do the main floor. Absolutely. Alright, time for the starters now. Rusty, what's your 20? Anybody got eyes on Rusty? My guys are getting roughed up - they're gonna walk. It's a two-man play. Back in range. Just made a last-minute pick-up. Hi, boys. "Hey, there he is!" "Hey, Reuben!" "Yeah, my man!" "Missed you buddy." "Reuben, welcome back." Let's raise the minimum. I'd like to play all the seats. 1 (WHISPERS SEDUCTIVELY) Really? Pineapple?! Yeah. No, what, what? No, no, not here, not here. I could lose my job. Doesn't the forbidden make it seem so much more pleasurable? No, no, no. I can't be free with myself in Mr Weng's villa. Is there another room? No, we're overbooked. Somewhere we can go, where we can be alone. Please. (MOANS) Have me, take me. OK. Come with me. Cue the slots. (EXPLODING, CRASHING) (CONFUSED CHATTER) This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen. Get 'em fixed! Yes, sir! Wow! Stunning. What is? Me or the diamonds? Both. You know, honey, I think you're the most honest man in this town. And I don't think we're gonna need the security cameras for this next part. "Not unless you wanna watch the playback." "(PHONE RINGS)" Now... I thought we agreed to turn off our phones. I know, but that's Bank. He's the only one that has that number. (PHONE STOPS) Oops. I could make you give that back to me. You could try. Do you have any wine back there? I got everything you need back there. Chateau du Camp? As long as it's not '73. Send that to Bank's office. (PHONE RINGS) Yeah? "Cue the cartwheel." You got it. Like, I was so happy when I saw her on the magazine. She's one person, like, I really want to do awesome. (PHONE RINGS) Hello? Oh, hey, Saul. I came out here originally for hotel management. For school. (MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING) But, like... I don't know. Hi. Mr Saul told us to wait inside. We'll be interviewing him. Thank you. Thank you. I am so sorry, sir. I tried to stop him. It's not your fault. You can't stop a man that jumped 36 Greyhounds. It's alright, Lucy. I'll deal with this. Yes? Mr Bank. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting 1, 2, 3, 4? What did he say? Pay me my money! (LAUGHS) Well, I'm sure my people - In cash! Cash?! You've already been wired the money. Mr Bank, this is, this is, thi-thi-this is a Fender Roads moment. You in yet? I hate that question. Mr Bank, Mr Bank, listen. All due respect, sir. You got a job tomorrow. Running this place. You go to work every day. Yawn, yawn. I make one phone call, I get Sean Wright, Travis Pastrana, five of their buddies here before midnight, doing heel clickers and lazy boys up the back of the building. Y-Yes. If your audience wants to see some longhairs riding rice rockets, but I'm talking about heavy bikes, sir. This is heavy bike! Fender Roads is a... I'm a goddamn American icon! Don't change it that much. Keep a little... Keep a structure. Trying to make you taller. You wanna be taller? You're a midget in 34 states. Animal in the other 34. 24, 22. This is a night people will talk about as long as there is Las Vegas. And when they're talking about it, they'll either be talking about you or they won't. That's your choice. Mr Bank, can I just say one more thing? (MUMBLES) Are you gonna jump? Jumping, baby! (PHONE RINGS) Thank you. Yeah, I'm looking. Alright, Rusty's up. I gotta say I'm very impressed. Very nice job. Yeah, I know I did. That's why they asked me to do it, not you. Wow. See, that is me offering you an olive basket, and that is you spitting in my face. Oh, is that your face? 1 Okay, where's Eugene's trapdoor? (LIVINGSTON) "Under the dragon, first machine on the left." Got it. What's the sequence? "Coin, 3 counts. Coin, 6 counts." "3 coins, 5 counts. 2 coins, half count." Could you make it any more complicated?! "That's the first sequence. Then there's two more." Right. I think... I think I've may have... I got all five! I got all five! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! I'm a winner! (SCREAMS) (EXCITED CHATTER, APPLAUSE) Progressive slots win on opening night? Genuine shock, genuine surprise, pupil dilation, elevated heartbeat. It's legitimate. (ALL CHEER) New dice. Coming in. New dice. New dice coming in. New ball coming in. (CONCERNED CHATTER) Ooh! What was that? You felt it, too? Let me tell you somethin'. Woooo! You! Greco's still up. That's it for plan A. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. There can only one winner! Everything alright? Are we OK? Did that tremor throw off the system? It would take more than that to knock us out. Sir? Yeah. I have a pit boss asking for an approval. He can't reach Ms Sponder. What's the action? Ten million. Roulette. It's good. OK. Alright, gentleman's down on a three number combination: 11, 12, 13. (PHONE RINGS) You're getting reception here? Impossible. Not with this phone. Yes, sorry. Hello? Bank here. We're getting interference on server one. What kind? I don't know. Hello? Server one is going down. Oh, no. Server two is getting interference. That's the only explanation. Some kind of magnetron. Server three's starting to wobble. Who's got a magnetron?! Alright, everyone... everyone in this room. Everyone in this room, empty your pockets! Now! Oh, no. What the hell is this?! Security measures. When the system senses a threat, it shuts down and reboots. Well, for how long? Three minutes and 20 seconds. Snake eyes. All of 'em. (PHONE SQUEAKS INEFFECTIVELY) Oh, that sonofabitch. We can't take any more bets till we're back up. The system's in lockdown. All calls in and out of this room are secure. Unfortunately, it's the system that secures them. Again, sir. It's in lockdown. We're rebooting. Three minutes and counting! There you go. There you go. (CROUPIER) Eleven! (ALL CHEER) (UPBEAT '60s MUSIC) (MACHINERY RUMBLES) 1 (RUMBLING) Oh! (SILENCE FALLS) Come on, 11! (ALL CHEER) Hit 'em harder. (RUMBLING INTENSIFIES) (RUMBLING INTENSIFIES, GLASSSES SHATTER) (ALL SCREAM, SHOUT) Boys, I think our lucky streak just ended. Better cash 'em in, boys. (CHUCKLES) Yes. (DANNY) Alright, guys, shut her down. Shut her down! She is shut down. "No time for jokes, fellas." Am I laughing, sweetheart? Do you think Nagel is...? Down the street safely. Safely. Right this way, everybody. Down the street safely, please. Safely. Right this way. Right this way, everybody. Johns! Right this way. Johns! What are you doing?! The earthquake's over! They gotta get back in! Sir, it's the evacuation plan. I... Well, it's all over now. We can get back to us. Feel my heart. Let me feel it. No. Wha- Oh, no. That's gonna stain. Why don't we take these off? Off? Off. Come on, get 'em off. It's white rum. It won't stain. Oh, boy. OK. Hold it right there! FBI! Oh, dear God! Robert? This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep, AKA Sheldon Wills, AKA Little Timmy Hartwell is a confidence man. OK, that's-that's not the whole... Help her up. Oh, my God. He infiltrates high establishments through legitimate business contacts. He was gonna drug you and replace the real diamonds with these. My God. Oh, my God! And that's not all. Oh, no, no! Aaargh! (GASPS) Ow. Oh, my God. Oh, Abi, Abi. OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I... Oh, my God. No, I really like you. Shut up. Oh, I am so finished. Don't let it bother you. I'm finished! He's a professional at allaying suspicion. And seducing women of a... certain age. You know, if Bank hears about this, I am... I'll be delicate in my report. Get her statement. Thank you, Agent Caldwell. I'll need your full name. Thank you. I'm just glad your mother didn't have to see that. You just don't wanna admit that Brody played. It's early for a victory lap. "Linus, I hate to break this up but did you make the switch?" "Yeah, every went according to plan. We're heading to the roof." Did you hear that? I'm ready. No, it's not that I'm just so desperate to celebrate, but I need you to acknowledge that it wasn't a prop for prop's sake, that the nose played. It worked. That it was kinda dignified. Look, let's just finish the job. (HELICOPTER APPROACHING) There he is. Oh, what the hell? What the hell? Come on. Give me the diamonds! Come on. Give him the diamonds. A gun?! Come on! Let's go! Tough night. Half a billion running out the door. You gonna roll over and die? You think you hit me? You don't even know where my soft targets are. I'm still a two handicap on a golf course. I got the hottest new hotel on the Strip. And I'm sure I've won a Five Diamond Award. Yet again. Sure about that? Sure? I got that baby all sewn up. Oh! Whoops. This town might have changed, but not me. I'm gonna let you down. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine. First, I know the guys you'd hire to come after me. They like me better than you. Second, you're not gonna go to the cops. Well, let's face it, you're not gonna go to the cops. Third... you shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willie. My diamonds. Oh, no, no, no! (LAUGHS BITTERLY) (SPEAKS FRENCH) # "This Town" - Frank Sinatra # This town # is a lonely town # Not the only town # like this town # This town # is a make-you town # Or a break-you town # And bring you down town # What's this? That's just the deed to 4.6 acres of prime real estate in the north end of the Strip. The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, what I ate. For what? For nothing. There he is. Thanks for those letters. They brought me back. You're more than welcome. Hello. Hi. I'm looking for Terry. It's Danny Ocean. Danny. Terry. You called inaudible last night. That's what I do when I see a blitz coming. A blitz? So Toulour just happened to be on the roof at the exact moment we were coming out with those diamonds? How d'you know I'd go for 'em? Because you're you. We were watching Toulour while you had him watching us. This is your end. Which you donated to charity. Charity? Camp to Belong. The kids are grateful they're gonna have you up to visit next month. Now you know that wasn't our deal. Well, if you feel that strongly about it, we'll yank the kids out of the camp and send them back to their foster homes. All 200 of 'em. You think this is funny? Well, it sure as shit ain't sad. "Why these children?" "Well, I was just moved by the kinda work they're doing there, and you gotta start somewhere and luckily, you know, the casino business is doing well, I hope there's more millions to come that we can spread around to other organisations." "But, like I said, I was moved by that place." "All you gotta do is look inside a child's eyes and that's all it needs, that's all the motivation that one needs." "Well, thank you for being an angel." "Thank you. I'm following her lead!" "Terry Benedict. We'll be right back." "(AUDIENCE CHEERS)" Well, I gotta jump. My dad's working a frame - he's got a part for me. Congratulations. Nice goin'. See you when I see you. Wow. Mm. So I guess it's just the Susan B. Anthony then, again. I never get tired of it. Don't get too close, he's... Right. So,... ..see you when I see you. Hey. Next time... try keeping the weight off in between. You gotta settle down, have a couple of kids. We'll be calling standbys in a few minutes. Please. Please, I gotta get out of here. Maybe you'll get lucky this time. Hey. You dropped these. Go ahead. I got a plane to catch. Actually, try this one. It's been paying out. (MACHINE BEEPS) I won! Look at this! I won eleven million dollars! Can you believe it?! Look at that! I won eleven million dollars! 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  • Casinos--Nevada--Las Vegas--Drama
  • Businessmen--Drama
  • Robbery--Drama
  • Bankruptcy--Drama
  • Revenge--Drama
  • Feature films--United States