PHOEBE: TO MARRIAGE! HEY! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR ANNIVERSARY. OH RIGHT. TO PIPER AND LEO'S MARRIAGE. MAY OURS BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS THEIRS. YEAH, SEE, THAT STILL DIDN'T SOUND LIKE IT WAS ABOUT US. WELL, RIGHT, EVERYBODY, I, UH, I'M GONNA GO. I'M TIRED. WAIT! YOU CAN'T GO YET, PAIGE. WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE GOOD PART. OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT WATCHING YOU GUYS MAKE OUT ALL NIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY EVENING. OH, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. ARE WE BORING YOU? IT IS WEIRD SEEING A GIRL THAT WASN'T THE MARRYING TYPE BE SO...MARRIED. PIPER TRIED TO TELL ME THAT IT WAS GONNA BE GREAT AND DIFFERENT. WELL, YOU JUST HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT, AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. (LAUGHS) ALL RIGHT! SO THE GOOD PART? OH, YES, THE GOOD PART. EXCUSE ME. MM-HMM. AH, THERE YOU GO. OH, MY GOD! LEO: COLE. OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. THE FINEST HOTEL IN HAWAII. I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS RIGHT YOU GUYS NEVER GOT A HONEYMOON. OH, MY GOD. COULD YOU BE ANY SWEETER RIGHT NOW? HANG ON. YOU GOT THEM TICKETS TO HAWAII? WELL, NOT PLANE TICKETS. THEY'LL HAVE TO ORB THERE. BUT, YOU KNOW, HOTEL AND A COUPLE NICE DINNERS. COLE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. AM I MISSING SOMETHING? AREN'T YOU UNEMPLOYED? HOW DID YOU AFFORD THIS? UH-UH-UH. THAT'S TOMORROW'S SURPRISE. FOR TONIGHT, ANOTHER TOAST... TO LEO AND TO PIPER, A LIFETIME OF HAPPINESS. (CHOKES) (COUGHS) BABY, ARE YOU OK? (LAUGHS) YEAH. FINE. I'M FINE. I JUST-- EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. MMM. WOW! SO YOU THINK, UH, COLE WON THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING? MM, I KNOW I DID. ECCH. SORRY. (COUGHS) I WAS WITH THE ENTIRE FAMILY. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? FORGIVE ME, BUT IT WAS IMPERATIVE THAT I HAVE YOU HERE NOW IF MY RITUAL IS TO TAKE EFFECT. I AM TRYING TO BE THE PERFECT HUSBAND, THE PERFECT BROTHER-IN-LAW. IT WOULD HELP IF I DIDN'T HAVE DEMONS WAVING AT ME FROM THE DANCE FLOOR. IF MY FERTILITY RITUAL FAILS, THE SHOW'S OVER ANYWAY. TOMORROW'S HARVEST MOON WILL BE YOUR ONE CHANCE TO IMPREGNATE YOUR WIFE. THE POWER OF THE MOON COMBINED WITH THIS TONIC WILL MAKE HER FERTILE TO DEMON SEED AND OVERRIDE ANY PREVENTATIVE MEASURES SHE'S TAKEN. HER FAVOURITE SWEET? HER FAVOURITE SWEET? CHOCOLATE. THEN I'LL MIX IT WITH THE CHOCOLATE. YOU MUST FEED IT TO HER IN THE MORNING. AND THEN FINISH THE JOB WHEN THE MOON IS HIGH IN THE NIGHT SKY. AND IF YOU SUCCEED, THE EVIL SPAWN GROWING INSIDE HER WILL INFLUENCE HER OWN EVIL LEANINGS, SO THAT WHEN SHE DOES DISCOVER THE TRUTH, SHE WILL BEND TO YOUR WILL. SHE WILL BEND TO HER LOVE FOR ME. FOR THE TONIC. CAN I TRY THIS? YEAH. SURE. MY HAIR CLIP BROKE. TRY ONE OF MINE. OHH! OH... GLOWY! YEAH, LIKE YOU NEED MORE GLOW. ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW SEX CAN REPLACE SLEEP? I WONDER IF THEY'VE DONE ANY STUDIES ON THAT. I REMEMBER DAVE, MY EX-BOYFRIEND, UHH! NO, NO. IT'S DIFFERENT WITH BOYFRIENDS. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT ONCE YOU'RE MARRIED, IT'S JUST BETTER. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S COMMITMENT. IT'S INCREDIBLY SEXY. YEAH. IT'S MORE INTIMATE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I WOULDN'T KNOW. SPEAKING OF LOOKING FORWARD, PIPER, YOU'RE GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON TONIGHT. I THINK NEW LINGERIE IS IN ORDER. YOU ALWAYS THINK NEW LINGERIE'S IN ORDER. NOT FOR ME, SILLY. YOU WANNA COME, PAIGE? UHH, I CAN'T. I HAVE TO GO TO THAT EVIL PLACE WHERE THEY KEEP MY PAYCHEQUE. OH, RIGHT. SORRY. (CAR HORN HONKS) (HONK HONK HONK HONK) SURPRISE! LEO: A NEW CAR!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? UH, CAME WITH THE JOB. OH! ARE YOU A VALET PARKER? (CHUCKLES) ATTORNEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S A COMPANY CAR. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S STRANGE. HE DIDN'T LAST 2 HOURS AT LEGAL AID. YEAH. YOU HATED IT. YOU SAID YOU HATED BEING A LAWYER. YEAH, BUT THAT JOB WAS HIGH STRESS AND PAID NOTHING. THIS ONE... COMES WITH A PORSCHE. RIGHT. HOW COME SHE'S NOT SMILING? YOU GOT ME. IS THIS THE, UH, TIPTRONIC? UH, NO. I--I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY. COLE, IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. ALL RIGHT. I GOT YOUR FAVOURITE CHOCOLATES. HA! AND I RESERVED THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT THE MARK. A HONEYMOON? JUST FOR TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU SAY? PHOEBE: OOH! I SAY... I NEED TO DO A BIT OF SHOPPING FIRST. WHAT DO YOU SAY, PIPER? UH, REBEKAH RYAN'S PLAYING AT THE CLUB TONIGHT, SO I GOTTA GO SET UP. I'LL COVER FOR YOU. I GOTTA DO SOMETHING. COLE'S MAKING ME LOOK BAD. (LAUGHS) SO, CHOCOLATES? YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ONE? THEY SMELL PRETTY GOOD. MMM. MAYBE YOU ARE EVIL. I LOVE YOU. SO WHAT LAW FIRM ARE YOU WORKING FOR? UH, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH SAN FRANCISCO LAW FIRMS? YEAH. I DEAL WITH THEM FROM TIME TO TIME. JACK, MCCARTER, AND KLINE? HAVEN'T HEARD OF THEM. WELL, I'D BETTER GET TO WORK. CONGRATULATIONS. THANKS. WHEW! HA. OK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OOH. WOW. HEY! I THINK HE LIKED IT, AND I THINK SHE DIDN'T. OK, BUT WHAT IS IT SAYING? BECAUSE I'M GOING FOR THAT KIND OF "WE'RE MARRIED, BUT WE'RE NOT DEAD" LOOK. I THINK IT'S MORE OF A "I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS ONE NIGHT, AND SPEND THE NEXT 6 MONTHS PAYING IT OFF" KIND OF LOOK. I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT ALTHOUGH COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU COULD PROBABLY AFFORD ANYTHING YOU WANT, NOW THAT COLE'S GONE CORPORATE. YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GONNA RELY ON THAT. AND I'M NOT GONNA JUST SIT AT HOME WHILE MY HUSBAND WORKS, EITHER, YOU KNOW? HEY, MAYBE IN 10 YEARS FROM NOW, LIKE WHEN I HAVE KIDS, BUT NOT NOW. OH! HIT A NERVE? I JUST THINK IT'S TIME I GOT A JOB, TOO, YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK? UH, I THINK BEING SO CHARMING, AS WE ARE, IS KIND OF A FULL-TIME JOB. YEAH, IT JUST HAPPENS TO COME WITH A DEATH THREAT IN LIEU OF PAYCHEQUE. RIGHT. SO IF COLE IS BRINGING, YOU KNOW, AN EXTRA FEW BUCKS INTO THE HOUSEHOLD, WHY NOT ENJOY IT? BECAUSE, PIPER, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. I HAVE A DEGREE IN PSYCHOLOGY THAT I WORKED REALLY HARD FOR, AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT TO HELP PEOPLE IN A NON-MAGICAL WAY. (TYRES SCREECH) SPEAKING OF HELPING PEOPLE... (TYRES SCREECH) (TYRES SCREECH) WHOA! GOOD THING THAT CAR HAD BRAKES, HUH? YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ROADKILL. TOTALLY! ARE YOU OK? CAN YOU HELP ME GET TO WORK? I--I WON'T MAKE MY DEADLINE. I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. ALL RIGHT-- AAH! PHOEBE? INNOCENT. OF COURSE. UHH! I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM. I CALLED THE FIRM, AND APPARENTLY, HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT GETTING THAT JOB. WAIT. HE TOLD THE TRUTH? THE RAT. I'M TELLING YOU, LILA, THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON. HE COULDN'T FUNCTION IN THE JOB THAT I GOT HIM HERE. I MEAN, HE HIT A CLIENT. AND NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE'S MR. SUAVE LAYWER-MAN. WELL, PEOPLE CHANGE. UH, NOT THAT QUICKLY, NOT THAT MUCH. THERE'S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HIM. AND I'M GONNA KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. PERIOD. SPYING ON THE HUSBAND. THAT'S A SURE-FIRE WAY TO RECONNECT WITH YOUR SISTER. (TELEPHONE RINGS) PAIGE MATTHEWS. HEY, WE GOT A WITCHY-TYPE SITUATION THAT COULD REALLY BENEFIT FROM YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE. ANY CHANCE THAT YOU COULD MEET US BACK AT THE MANOR? YEAH. UH, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WOULDN'T EAT IT? I MEAN I THOUGHT SHOVING IT DOWN HER THROAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. SO IS IT TOO LATE? NO. THE TONIC IS STRONGER THE LONGER IT HAS TO GESTATE. IT MIGHT STILL WORK. KEEP AN EYE OUT AND WARN ME OF ANY DEMONS WHO MAY BE PLANNING TO ATTACK I CAN'T AFFORD ANY DISTRACTIONS FOR PHOEBE. OH. COLE, WE HAVE TO, UH... OH, UH, THIS IS MIKE, MY LAW CLERK. HE WAS JUST LEAVING. THANKS. YOU CAN, UH, CATCH ME UP ON THOSE CASES TOMORROW. RIGHT. SURE. EXCUSE ME. I WAS GOING IN EARLY. IT WAS STILL DARK. I SAID GOODBYE TO MY HUSBAND. AND THEN I DON'T REMEMBER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. KAREN, I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED, BUT WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU. I PROMISE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? I DON'T KNOW. I HAD A PREMONITION SHE WAS BEING ATTACKED BY DEMONS, ONLY I DON'T THINK IT WAS, I THINK IT ALREADY HAPPENED. BUT SHE WAS HIT BY SOME KIND OF LIGHT BALL. SO WE MIGHT HAVE TO POSTPONE THIS EVENING, BABY. NO, WE CAN'T! WELL...COLE, INNOCENTS COME FIRST. OF COURSE THEY DO. I JUST-- I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE ALONE WITH YOU. I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO HELP. FORGIVE ME? MMM. MMM. YUMMY? UH...HI. HI, HI, HI, HI. INNOCENT AFOOT, REMEMBER? RIGHT. (CHUCKLES) SO, SHE'S CALMER NOW, BUT WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT WITH HER WHILE WE GO CHECK THE BOOK? ABSOLUTELY. AHEM. UH...PIPER! WHAT? UH, NOTHING. IT'S OK. PIPER: HMM. SUDDENLY I CAN'T WAIT TO GO ON MY HONEYMOON. ME, EITHER. PHOEBE: MUST BE THE FULL MOON. YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WHO ATTACKED YOU? DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! LEAVE ME ALONE! HE WAS TOUCHING ME. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SAW A GHOST. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I SAW. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO HER? I WAS COMFORTING HER. IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, SHE'S HYSTERICAL. GOT IT! THAT WAS QUICK. YEAH, WELL, WE'RE THAT GOOD. THANKS FOR COMING. UH, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. YEAH? I MEAN, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HER? PAIGE: POWER-BROKERS? OF COURSE. APPARENTLY, THE LIGHT BALL THAT WAS THROWN AT KAREN WAS A DEMONIC POWER. COLE: YEAH, BROKERS'LL SOMETIMES USE PEOPLE TO STORE POWERS UNTIL THEY FIND A BUYER. THAT WAY, THIEVES CAN'T GET TO THEM. "A HUMAN BEING POSSESSED OF A DEMONIC POWER WILL BECOME CONFUSED, "THEN FRIGHTENED, PARANOID, VIOLENT AND DEMONIC AND WILL ULTIMATELY DIE IF THE POWER ISN'T WITHDRAWN." THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE IS A POTION TO PULL THE POWER OUT OF HER. (PAGER BEEPS) OH. THAT'S WORK. THEY PROBABLY WANT ME TO FILL OUT MORE FORMS. OK, BABY, WELL, YOU GO, AND WE'LL CALL YOU IF WE NEED YOU. COLE: MMM, PHOEBE. KAREN: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! I HAVE A FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF. KAREN, YOUR FAMILY IS OK. BUT I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A DEADLINE! ELISE WILL-- SHE'LL FIRE ME! IT'S OK. WE'LL TALK TO ELISE FOR YOU, WE'LL TELL HER YOU'RE WITH US. WE'LL MAKE IT ALL OK. I'LL GO. NO, UH... PHOEBE SHOULD GO. YOU'RE THE BEST WITH POTIONS. HERE, HONEY, TAKE MY CAR. CALL ME IF THINGS GET WORSE. PIPER-- THIS POTION TAKES A WHILE TO BREW, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF HYSSOP. SO WHY DON'T YOU STAY WITH KAREN AND START COOKING, AND I'LL GO TO THE HERB STORE. NO. I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR SAYING THIS, BUT I THINK I SAW COLE USE-- NO! PAIGE, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS A MILLION TIMES. NO. THIS IS DIFFERENT. I THINK I SAW COLE USE DEMONIC POW-- I THINK I SAW COLE USE DEMONIC POW-- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I THINK I SAW COLE THERE IS NOTHING DEMONIC ABOUT COLE, AND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, HE'S YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW. SO WHATEVER ISSUES YOU HAVE WITH HIM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. KAREN, CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS? I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FELT HIM DO SOMETHING BEHIND ME. SOMETHING LIKE WHAT? DID YOU SEE HIM DO ANYTHING? WHO ARE YOU? WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE? PAIGE, HAVE YOU SEEN PIPER AROUND? YEAH, SHE'S ALREADY LEFT. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON CLUB DUTY? WELL, I'D MUCH RATHER BE ON MY HONEYMOON. WHO IS SHE? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? NO. SHE'S AN INNOCENT. WE'RE ON TOP OF IT. MORE IMPORTANTLY, I THINK I SAW COLE USING MAGICAL POWERS. WHAT? YES. NOW, I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I THINK I SAW HIS HAND GLOW. PAIGE-- NO, LOOK. THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON. THERE'S ALL THE ELABORATE GIFTS, AND THEN HE'S GOT THE $50,000 CAR. WHAT KIND OF JOB COMES WITH PERKS LIKE THAT? SO COLE GETS A COMPANY CAR AND THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES HIM A DEMON, IN YOUR EYES? NO! NO, IT'S JUST THAT... SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT WITH HIM LATELY, AND IT'S NOT GOOD. AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS? WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO SEE IT. MEANING? MEANING THAT NO ONE WANTS TO BE THE FIFTH WHEEL. THAT'S NOT FAIR. YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS YOU JUDGING COLE FOR HIS PAST. HE'S NOT A DEMON ANY MORE, AND HE'S PART OF THIS FAMILY. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. THANK YOU. PAIGE SAW ME USING MY POWERS. WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED? NOT NECESSARILY. SHE'S NOT CERTAIN WHAT SHE SAW. NEVERTHELESS, SHE MUST DIE. A LITTLE SUBTLETY. THAT WOULD HARDLY PUT PHOEBE IN AN AMOROUS MOOD, AND I'M TOO CLOSE NOW TO ABANDON MY PLAN. IF ONE OF THE WITCHES IS ON TO YOU, MORE THAN YOUR PLAN IS AT RISK. STILL, SHE'S NOT SURE SHE CAN TRUST HER OWN EYES. AND I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO MAKE SURE NO ONE TRUSTS WHAT PAIGE SAYS SHE SAW. HOW? THE INNOCENT THE GIRLS BROUGHT HOME WAS INFECTED BY A POWER-BROKER. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT? IF I COULD GET A POWER-BROKER TO DO THE SAME TO PAIGE, SHE'LL BECOME UNSTABLE, TOO. BUT BY THE TIME SHE REACHED BREAKING POINT, HER SISTERS WILL BE ON THEIR HONEYMOONS. SHE COULD ALERT THEM. NOT IF I ACCELERATE HER SLIDE, PUSH HER PAST FEAR AND INTO PARANOIA. THEN SHE WON'T TRUST THEM ENOUGH TO ALERT THEM. WHO DID THIS?! WHO PULLED ME HERE? I DID. THE SOURCE? YOU LIVE. LET'S JUST KEEP THAT BETWEEN US FOR NOW. I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU'LL BE REWARDED WITH MORE POWER THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. WOW. HI. YOU ARE? MARRIED. HONEYMOONING TONIGHT. YEAH, CANNOT WAIT. UM, EXCUSE ME. I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. A BOSS-TYPE SOMEONE. HER NAME IS ELISE. WHAT?! HI. I'M HERE ON BEHALF OF KAREN YOUNG. SHE HAS FALLEN ILL-- TELL HER SHE'S FIRED. WHAT? NO, NO! WHEN SHE'S LATE, I'M LATE. I'M AN EDITOR WITH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO WAIT AROUND FOR HER. NO, BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA BE LATE. IS SHE LATE ALREADY? DEADLINE'S 8:00 TONIGHT. AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS SICK. WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO PICK UP HER ASSIGNMENT AND BRING IT TO HER. BELIEVE ME, NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT TO KAREN THAN REPORTING THE NEWS. I WOULD HARDLY CALL THE ADVICE COLUMN NEWS. THIS WEEK'S LETTERS ARE PROBABLY ON THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A DESK. WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MAIL. YEAH, SHE'S GOT A FOLLOWING, SO SHE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. UM... SINCE THERE'S SO MUCH TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE TO GET THIS MAIL TO HER, WOULD YOU CONSIDER EXTENDING-- I APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT IT TAKES A SPECIAL TYPE OF PERSON TO RIFLE THROUGH THE MISERIES OF ABSOLUTE STRANGERS AND ACTUALLY MANAGE TO HELP. FACT IS, I COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO CARE. THIS IS A NEWSPAPER, AND WE WORK ON DEADLINE. END OF CONVERSATION. (PIPER LAUGHING) (TELEPHONE RINGS) (PANTING) HELLO? HEY! DID YOU MAKE THE POTION? UHH! POTION? PAIGE--PAIGE--PAIGE IS MAKING THE POTION, AND I HAVE 10 GLORIOUS MINUTES UNTIL I HAVE TO ADD MY HERBS. GREAT, BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP FAST. KAREN'S GETTING FIRED UNLESS WE GET HER ADVICE COLUMN IN BY 8:00 TONIGHT UH-HUH. SO, WHAT WOULD YOU TELL A 28-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WHO STILL LIVES IN HER PARENTS' HOME BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID TO LIVE ALONE? I--OOH! I'D TELL HER TO GET A LIFE! HOW CAN I WRITE THAT? WE FIGHT DEMONS EVERY DAY. HOW CAN I TELL HER THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF? YOU KNOW? OHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PIPER? (LAUGHS) I AM... TAKING MY OWN ADVICE. OOH! EW. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW! HEY, KAREN! THE MEDICINE IS ALMOST FINISHED. AFTER YOU TAKE IT, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT. YOU'RE TRYING TO POISON ME. YOU WORK FOR THAT BITCH ELISE. I'M GONNA KILL HER BEFORE SHE KILLS ME. NO! WE ARE ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU. NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU. I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP. I'M SORRY. I JUST CAN'T LET YOU GO. OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU?! AAH! WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? GET OFF ME! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHERE'S PHOEBE? GOOD QUESTION. PAIGE, BEHIND YOU! AAH! OHH. PAIGE, GET HER OUT OF HERE! STAY AWAY FROM ME! UHH! UHH! LEO! UHH! POWER-BROKER, BLOW HIM UP! WHAT?! UH, WHERE'S KAREN? YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER. I HEALED YOUR WOUNDS. OH, YEAH, I AM. JUST A LITTLE WOOZY. IT WAS LIKE ACID SPRAY. IT HURT PAIGE PRETTY BAD. SO, UM, WE NEED TO FIND KAREN FAST. SO OUR INNOCENT IS NOW OUR DEMON? PIPER: RIGHT, BUT SHE IS STILL OUR INNOCENT. AND LISTEN, PAIGE SAID SHE WAS RANTING ABOUT HATING HER BOSS, SO SHE COULD BE ON HER WAY THERE. OH. WELL, GREAT. THEN YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR WAY HERE, TOO, BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT I CAN DO AGAINST AN ACID-BREATHING INNOCENT, YOU KNOW? YES, IT IS COMING OUT OF HER HANDS. (SIGHS) WHATEVER. I'M ON A DEADLINE, OK? OK, I'M GONNA GO TO PHOEBE IN CASE KAREN GOES THERE. I'LL ORB YOU. NO. AHEM. YOUR ORBING'S STILL A LITTLE, UH, CLUMSY. AND BESIDES, THEY MIGHT NEED LEO'S HEALING POWERS. YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULD STAY HERE IN CASE KAREN COMES BACK. AND IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS, ANY REAL PROBLEMS, YOU CAN CALL FOR US. KEEP AN EYE ON HER, WILL YA? COLE: YEAH, DON'T WORRY. PAIGE, YOU DON'T STILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME, DO YA? I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I SAVED YOUR LIFE OUT THERE. I...I JUST... I DON'T UNDERSTAND. OOPS. WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T COME HERE? IT'S OUR BEST BET. HOW DO YOU SPELL OBLIQUE? WITH SPELL CHECK. THERE SHE IS. GET OUT OF MY WAY! PHOEBE! MMM? PHOEBE! ACID-SPRAYING INNOCENT IN THE HOUSE. YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. KAREN. SHE'S IN HERE. SHE'S WAITING FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENT. YES! PRINTING. HI. SAVING. KAREN, WE HAVE YOUR MEDICINE. OH! OH! PHOEBE: OK... (PHOEBE GASPS) WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I WAS DONE. AHEM. SOMEONE'S COMING, AND THE DOOR DOESN'T LOCK. OH, THAT'S ELISE. SHE'S COMING FOR KAREN'S ASSIGNMENT. GOD! I HOPE SHE LIKES IT. PHOEBE! WHAT? OK, OK. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT. OK. UNH! HI. SORRY, SORRY, SORRY! KAREN? ELISE: KAREN, OPEN THE DOOR. ELISE: KAREN? (PUSHING DOOR) OPEN THE DOOR! SORRY. IT WAS, UH, JAMMED. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE? WHO ARE YOU? UH, THIS-- THIS IS... KAREN'S DOCTOR AND NURSE. I TOLD YOU, SHE'S VERY SICK. IS SHE GONNA LIVE? UH, YEAH. YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE FINE. GOOD. WHERE'S MY COPY? UM... I DON'T... I HAVE THAT! I HAVE THE COPY. IT'S... HA! THAT'S FUNNY. IT--IT'S FUNNY? LIKE--LIKE BAD--BAD FUNNY? WHAT--WHAT'S FUNNY? YOU SHOULD BE SICK MORE OFTEN. THIS IS GOOD STUFF. PHOEBE: REALLY? IT IS? OH, YAY-- KAREN. THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. I DID IT. I MEAN, WE. WE DID IT. YAY, WE! PAIGE. AAH! WHAT'S THE MATTER? OH! ARE YOU OK? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? DO WHAT? JUST ADMIT IT. YOU'RE A DEMON. JUST TELL THE TRUTH. PAIGE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D EVEN THINK THAT. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ACTING STRANGE. IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF. STAY AWAY FROM ME! I'M GONNA CALL PHOEBE. OH, COME ON. YOU THINK YOUR SISTERS WOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH ME IF I WAS EVIL? STAY AWAY FROM ME. YOU REALLY THINK PHOEBE WOULD HAVE MARRIED ME IF I WAS A DEMON? (CELL PHONE RINGS) HELLO? HEY. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A HONEYMOON SUITE FOR TONIGHT? DOES THAT MEAN YOU FOUND KAREN? YES, WE FOUND HER, WE SAVED HER, WE EVEN SAVED HER JOB. SHE'S FINE. THE ONLY THING IS SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY. PERFECT. WHAT? WELL, THAT MEANS SHE CAN'T EXPOSE YOU GUYS AS WITCHES. YOU KNOW WHAT? IF WE HURRY, WE CAN STILL MAKE LATE CHECK-IN. OH, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR. OH, I CAN PACK FOR YOU. I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. I BET YOU DO. OK, I'LL MEET YOU THERE. HEY, WAIT, WAIT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL LEO AND PIPER TO ORB STRAIGHT TO HAWAII, DON'T EVEN BOTHER PACKING? COLE: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE NEXT DEMON WILL ATTACK. I'LL TELL THEM. YOU JUST HURRY. BYE. AAH! STOP IT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? WHAT'S THE MATTER? SEEING THINGS? AAH! (WHIMPERING) I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. I'LL FIND YOU. (GASPS) MMM. I LOVE YOU. MMM. I HAD A FEELING. OH, AND HERE I THOUGHT ALL THIS TIME I WAS BEING SO SUBTLE. OH, MY GOD. PAIGE. PHOEBE: WH-- THE POWER-BROKERS GOT TO HER. THERE'S POTION IN MY PURSE. HE'S EVIL. PAIGE, DON'T DO THIS. FIGHT IT. HE'S EVIL. I HAVE TO STOP HIM! LEO! THIS BETTER BE-- GOOD. LEO: LOOK AT HER EYES. OH. AAH! OH! OK, PIPER. WHA? WHA-- WHAT? THIS IS WHAT WHITELIGHTERS ARE FOR. WHERE'S THE POTION? COLE: IT'S BROKEN. OH. OK, WELL, THERE'S MORE AT THE MANOR. NO, UH, THERE'S NOT, ACTUALLY. PAIGE BROKE IT. WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT TOOK FOREVER TO MAKE. SHE COULD DIE IF WE HAVE TO MAKE MORE. PHOEBE: HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE? OH... SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT NOT TRUSTING COLE. IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME SHE MIGHT BE INFECTED. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT. LEO. SHE'S BURNING UP. I TRIED TO HEAL HER. I CAN'T. PIPER: WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, STAND HERE AND WATCH HER DIE? OH, NO, NO, NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. NOT AGAIN. THERE IS A WAY. WE NEED TO FIND A POWER-BROKER TO PULL IT OUT OF HER. I BLEW HIM UP! THERE'S OTHERS. YOU'LL HAVE TO ORB ME UNDERGROUND. WE'LL ALL GO. NO. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF POWERS THEY HAVE. BESIDES, YOUR POWERS MIGHT NOT WORK TOO WELL DOWN THERE. COLE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY POWERS! PIPER: COLE, THERE'S NO TIME TO ARGUE. WE'RE GOING. LET ME GET DRESSED. SO I'LL GIVE YOU AN ENERGY BALL FOR A LIGHTNING BOLT. LEO: WHAT ARE THEY DOING? COLE: TRADING POWERS. SO WHAT DO WE DO? WELL-- WE BARGE IN. GET PAIGE. COLE: WAIT, WAIT! SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I THINK ONE OF YOU MAY HAVE MISPLACED A POWER. I'LL GET HER. YOU GET READY TO ORB THEM OUT OF HERE. WHO ARE YOU? WE'RE THE CHARMED ONES, AND ONE OF YOU JACKASSES INFECTED OUR SISTER. IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY HARD TO TELL WHICH JACKASS, THOUGH, HUH? PIPER: SO, HERE'S THE DEAL. WE'LL SPARE YOUR LIVES IF YOU PULL YOUR SKANKY LITTLE POWER OUT OF HER. THE POWER OF THE CHARMED ONES LIES IN THE POWER OF THREE. YOU'RE ONE WITCH DOWN. UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TEST THAT THEORY? TOO BAD. YOU LOSE. TOLD YOU ABOUT YOUR POWERS DOWN HERE. SHH. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. KEEP IN MIND THAT THAT WAS JUST A WARNING. NEXT TIME, I'LL USE FULL FORCE. FORGIVE US. WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK. SEE, NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT RIGHT THERE. MM-HMM. WELL? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHERE AM I? PHOEBE: YOU'RE GONNA BE OK, SWEETIE. OK, NOW CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE? PIPER: WAIT. (SNORTS) HAD ENOUGH POWER TO DO THAT. SHH. WHY WOULD YOU SAVE PAIGE AFTER EVERYTHING YOU DID TO DESTROY HER? THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO SAVE HER, ANYWAY. THIS WAY I GET THE CREDIT. DID YOU DO IT FOR CREDIT? OR LOVE? I SUPPOSE THERE'S SOME THINGS EVEN THE SOURCE CAN'T DEFEAT. CAREFUL. I AM, BUT ARE YOU? WE HAVE WORKED TOO HARD TO LET A NUGGET OF HUMANITY DESTROY A LEGACY OF EVIL. PAIGE HAS NO MEMORY. SHE'S NOT A THREAT TO US ANY MORE. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HER. I'M TALKING ABOUT COLE. HE'S THE ONE THREAT NEITHER ONE OF US CAN CONTROL. HE SAVED PAIGE, NOT YOU. I'M NOT CONCERNED. THERE WILL BE NOTHING HE CAN DO ONCE PHOEBE'S PREGNANT. IS SHE? WELL? I SEE CONFLICTING FUTURES. ONLY TIME WILL TELL. ` HEY, YEAH ` ` I'M BIG TROUBLE ` ` LOTS OF FUN ` ` MAKE THAT A DOUBLE, YEAH ` ` NOT A SINGLE ONE ` ` DON'T TAKE ME HOME ` ` TO YOUR MOTHER, YEAH ` ` WHEN IT'S OVER AND I SET YOU FREE ` ` I PROMISE YOU'LL REMEMBER ME ` ` YEAH ` ` AS BIG TROUBLE ` ` OH ` ` LOTS OF FUN ` (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS) I CAN'T BELIEVE I DESTROYED THE HOUSE. PHOEBE: MMM. WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS WHAT YOU ALMOST SAW IN THE HOTEL ROOM. IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THERE 5 MINUTES EARLIER-- (LAUGHS) OH, LA LA LA LA! OVER-SHARING! HEY, KAREN! OH, I HOPED I'D FIND YOU HERE. DO WE KNOW HER? WOW, YOUR MEMORY REALLY IS SHOT. UM, YOU TOLD "FEARFUL IN MARIN" TO GET A DOG. YEAH! OH. I KNOW, I KNOW. IT SEEMED RIGHT AT THE TIME, YOU KNOW, SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO-- I WOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO GET A THERAPIST AND GET A LIFE. OH, YEAH-- YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT I SAID. HERS WAS BETTER. WOW, REALLY? YEAH. IT WAS PROACTIVE, IT WAS NON-JUDGMENTAL. THE WHOLE COLUMN HAD A FRESHNESS AND A PASSION THAT IT HASN'T HAD FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. OH, W-W- THANK YOU. AND I'M GOING TO TELL ELISE THAT YOU WROTE IT. OH, NO! KAREN, DON'T DO THAT. I MEAN, SHE'LL FIRE YOU, THEN. AND MY GUESS IS SHE'LL HIRE YOU IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE WORKING FOR THAT WITCH. PIPER: HMM. I THOUGHT OF HER MORE AS A DEMON. WELL, EITHER WAY, I HATE HER. AND EVEN THROUGH I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY, I JUST FEEL LIKE I WANNA SPEND MORE TIME AT HOME WITH MY KID. SO I WANNA SAY THANKS. FOR EVERYTHING. THAT IS VERY SWEET. WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE? I THINK... THAT PHOEBE JUST GOT A JOB. (LAUGHS) NO, I CAN'T. (LAUGHS) CAN I? PHOEBE, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO PAY YOU TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO. SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY. HMM. TO PHOEBE. MAY YOU NEVER GIVE ANY LETHAL ADVICE. MMM. AND TO PIPER. MAY YOU ACTUALLY GET TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON NOW. (SIGHS) AND TO PAIGE-- MAY I NEVER TRY TO KILL YOU AGAIN. OH, YOU'RE NOT REALLY A HALLIWELL UNTIL YOU'VE GONE DEMONIC ON YOUR SISTERS AT LEAST TWICE. ACTUALLY... SHE DIDN'T GO DEMONIC ON US. SHE WENT DEMONIC ON COLE. YOU SAY TOMATO, AND I SAY-- KAREN ALREADY HATED ELISE. THAT'S WHY ELISE BECAME THE OBJECT OF KAREN'S DEMONIC RAGE. WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT YOU ALREADY HATED COLE. NO, I DON'T HATE COLE, PHOEBE. I JUST DON'T TRUST HIM. I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL THAT WAY, I JUST--I DON'T. I'M SORRY. YEAH. SO AM I. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE Captions were made possible with funding from NZ On Air.