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Reeling from Jackson's betrayal in Lane's underground man-milking facility, Team Creamerie faces certain doom...until an unlikely ally smashes through and causes untold chaos.

Eight years after a plague killed all men, three women who run a dairy farm accidentally run over the last surviving male human on the planet in this darkly funny, dystopian series.

Primary Title
  • Creamerie
Date Broadcast
  • Friday 14 July 2023
Start Time
  • 22 : 00
Finish Time
  • 22 : 30
Duration
  • 30:00
Series
  • 2
Episode
  • 1
Channel
  • TVNZ 2
Broadcaster
  • Television New Zealand
Programme Description
  • Eight years after a plague killed all men, three women who run a dairy farm accidentally run over the last surviving male human on the planet in this darkly funny, dystopian series.
Episode Description
  • Reeling from Jackson's betrayal in Lane's underground man-milking facility, Team Creamerie faces certain doom...until an unlikely ally smashes through and causes untold chaos.
Classification
  • 16
Owning Collection
  • Chapman Archive
Broadcast Platform
  • Television
Languages
  • English
Captioning Languages
  • English
Captions
Live Broadcast
  • No
Rights Statement
  • Made for the University of Auckland's educational use as permitted by the Screenrights Licensing Agreement.
Subjects
  • Apocalyptic television programs
  • Sex role on television
  • Television programs--New Zealand
Genres
  • Comedy-drama
  • Science fiction
Contributors
  • Roseanne Liang (Director)
  • Roseanne Liang (Writer)
  • Bronwynn Bakker (Producer)
  • Ally Xue (Actor)
  • JJ Fong (Actor)
  • Perlina Lau (Actor)
  • Jay Ryan (Actor)
  • Flat 3 Productions (Production Unit)
  • Kevin & Co (Production Unit)
  • Tony Ayres Productions (Production Unit)
  • NZ On Air (Funder)
(ALL PANT) <font color="#00ff00">- BOBBY: No!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Fuck you!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Traitor!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Fucking traitor!</font> <font color="#00ff00">(SHOUTS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">- (PANTS HEAVILY)</font> - (SOBS) <font color="#ffff00">- (LAUGHS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">- (SHOUTS)</font> (DRAMATIC MUSIC) <font color="#00ff00">- GUARD: Secure the principals.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Secure the principals!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- (GRUNTS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Backup. Need backup!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- (GRUNTS)</font> (CLATTERING) <font color="#00ffff">(SHOUTS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">WHISPERS: Oh God. It's...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Fuck!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- GUARD: Hold him still.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- BOBBY: (GRUNTS) No, no.</font> <font color="#00ff00">No, no. No, no, no!</font> (ZIPPER WHIZZES) <font color="#ffff00">- Stop moving.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- (SHOUTS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">(GRUNTS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">(SHOUTS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">(GRUNTS)</font> - GUARD: Stop. <font color="#00ffff">- Oh! An exit! Another exit!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Go, go, go!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Back, back!</font> (DOOR HANDLE CLUNKS) - JAMIE: Ow. Get off my foot. <font color="#ffff00">- ALEX: Fucking freezing in here.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Go, go, move!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- I can't move.</font> - Where's the exit? Pip, where's the exit? <font color="#00ffff">- Well, technically,</font> <font color="#00ffff">this</font> <font color="#ffff00">is</font> <font color="#00ffff">an exit from that room.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- This is the fucking</font> <font color="#ffff00">storage freezer, Pip!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- It is</font> not <font color="#00ffff">a storage freezer.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- GUARD: They've locked themselves</font> <font color="#00ff00">in the storage freezer.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Get the battering ram.</font> - GUARD: Someone get the battering ram. <font color="#00ffff">- In my defence, if we weren't in</font> <font color="#00ffff">here, you'd all be beaten to death</font> <font color="#00ffff">by now.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- You ran away.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- I beg your pardon?</font> <font color="#00ffff">I was reconnoitring the area.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Yeah, to leave us there.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- To help us.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Oh, please.</font> <font color="#00ff00">To help yourself, you mean.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Look, while you're</font> <font color="#00ffff">all busy picking on me,</font> <font color="#00ffff">it's important to note than on</font> <font color="#00ffff">an objective betrayal scale,</font> <font color="#00ffff">Jackson betrayed you guys</font> <font color="#00ffff">way more than I have.</font> - Don't fucking go there, Pip. (THUD! ALL EXCLAIM) (THUD! ALL SCREAM) <font color="#00ff00">- GUARD: Hold.</font> <font color="#00ff00">The assets.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- WHISPERS: The assets?</font> (GUARDS SPEAK INDISTINCTLY OUTSIDE) - Holy fuck. <font color="#ffff00">- The assets.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Um... OK, come out</font> <font color="#00ff00">calmly and quietly,</font> <font color="#00ff00">and we guarantee no harm</font> <font color="#00ff00">will come to you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">If you don't, then we'll have no</font> <font color="#00ff00">choice but to hurt you. So you'd</font> <font color="#00ff00">better come out right now.</font> <font color="#00ff00">So, on the count of three.</font> <font color="#00ff00">All right. Three,</font> <font color="#00ff00">two...</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Everybody, get back.</font> <font color="#00ffff">I said get back or</font> <font color="#00ffff">your spermatozoid assets will hit</font> <font color="#00ffff">the ground. I swear we'll do it!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Get back!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Just give us a reason!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Get away!</font> - Hey! Hey, easy! No sudden moves. <font color="#00ffff">- Straight forward.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Keep driving forward.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- MUFFLED: Please help!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- WHISPERS: I'm sorry.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Please! Please!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Please!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Psst!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Huh? (GRUNTS)</font> - It's working. <font color="#00ffff">- That's right, everybody.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Good choices.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- ALEX: What are you saying?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Management 101.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- What?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- They've got the stick.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Now they're ready for the carrot.</font> (THUD!) <font color="#ffff00">- Ow!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Why are we stopping?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Because there's only stairs;</font> <font color="#00ffff">no mobility access.</font> - Fuck. <font color="#00ff00">- Shit! Just pick</font> <font color="#00ff00">the bloody thing up!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- GUARD: All right. All right.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Freeze. That is enough.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Stay where you are.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Now, hand over the assets.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hand them over safely,</font> <font color="#ffff00">and no harm will come to you.</font> (MAN SCREAMS) (SCREAMING CONTINUES, GLASS SHATTERS) - Go, go, go. <font color="#00ffff">- PA: Please return</font> <font color="#00ffff">to your designated area.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Making unwell choices will lead</font> <font color="#00ffff">to regrettable consequences.</font> - Go, go! <font color="#00ffff">- Please return to your designated</font> <font color="#00ffff">area. Making unwell choices...</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Hi! I'm Daniel.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- ...will lead to regrettable</font> <font color="#00ffff">consequences.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Alex.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Please return to</font> <font color="#00ffff">your designated area.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Great!</font> <font color="#00ff00">We'll head out the back way.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Making unwell choices will</font> <font color="#00ffff">lead to regrettable consequences.</font> (THUD!) <font color="#00ff00">- Oh, I used to take this shortcut</font> <font color="#00ff00">when I was a good boy.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Ooh! They keep snacks in there.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I knew the combination.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Outside, there's trauma</font> <font color="#00ffff">and sickness. Prioritise your</font> <font color="#00ffff">wellness by staying in side.</font> - What the...? Hey! Hey. Who are these guys? <font color="#00ff00">- They're the good boys.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Don't worry about them.</font> - Don't worry... Hey! Hey, you! Come here. Come here. <font color="#ffff00">- Hi.</font> - Come on. We're getting you out. <font color="#00ffff">- Oh, we're just sitting ducks here.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Can't someone run ahead with Daniel</font> <font color="#00ffff">or something?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- You mean you?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Well, it could be me.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- No, it couldn't.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- What's with you today?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Today?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- How many times do I have</font> <font color="#00ffff">to say I'm sorry, Jamie?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Well, that's just it -</font> <font color="#00ff00">you think it's about the saying.</font> - Come to the door so I can talk to you! <font color="#00ff00">- Dude, you're wasting your time.</font> - No man left behind. (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) (BEEP! CLICK!) Uh... <font color="#ffff00">- Oh, hi, Daniel.</font> - The- The door's not locked? <font color="#ffff00">- Why would the door be locked?</font> - Uh... OK, come on. You two are coming with us now. Come on. Come on. <font color="#ffff00">- No, no, no. We're- We're-</font> <font color="#ffff00">We're all good. Thank you.</font> - You don't... wanna leave? <font color="#ffff00">- To go where?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Outside?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- PA: Outside,</font> <font color="#00ffff">there's trauma and sickness.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Anyway, it's dessert night</font> <font color="#00ff00">tonight. We're getting jelly</font> <font color="#00ff00">after the expressing.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Nacho?</font> - (EXCLAIMS) No. <font color="#00ff00">- Uh, what about your,</font> <font color="#00ff00">um, girlfriends?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Beg your pardon?</font> - OK, come on, you two. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. <font color="#00ff00">- No, stay!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Help!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- DANIEL: Come on, let's go!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Outsiders at the good boy door!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Repeat - outsiders at</font> <font color="#ffff00">the good boy door right now!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- PA: Outside, there's trauma and</font> <font color="#00ffff">sickness. Prioritise your wellness</font> <font color="#00ffff">by staying inside.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- DANIEL: This is it -</font> <font color="#00ff00">the back way out!</font> (GRUNTING) - There's no power! Hey, get that shelf - push it in front of the door. Here! <font color="#ffff00">- ALEX: Move!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- PIP: They're almost here!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Stop gawping and help us, then!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- GUARD: Stop them.</font> (THUDDING, SHOUTING) <font color="#ffff00">- Bobby!</font> - (GRUNTS) Ready? Three, two... Heave! Heave! Is there another exit? <font color="#00ff00">- No, this is it. We need a remote.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Pip, what are you doing?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- We had an automatic</font> <font color="#00ffff">garage door at home.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Oh my God, Pip. You're doing it.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Of course I'm doing it. I always</font> <font color="#00ffff">show gumption in times of strife.</font> - (GRUNTS) Daniel, come on! Come on! <font color="#ffff00">- Pip, they're coming!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Come down now!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Run, Pip, run!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- GUARD: Open it!</font> - GUARD: What? <font color="#00ff00">- I said open it!</font> - That's what I'm trying to do! <font color="#ffff00">- Pip, come on!</font> - (GRUNTS) <font color="#00ff00">- Go!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Give it here!</font> - Needs to go all the way down before going up again. <font color="#ffff00">- Come on, Pip!</font> <font color="#ffff00">No, Pip, you can make it!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- I really am sorry, Jamie.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Grab her leg.</font> - Grab her. <font color="#00ffff">- (SCREAMS)</font> <font color="#ffff00">- (SCREAMS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">- ALEX: Come on, Jamie.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Come on. We gotta go.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- No!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- We gotta go now!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- No!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Get up!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- No!</font> - Come on! Get the fuck in the car! <font color="#00ff00">- Jamie!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- (SOBS)</font> - Come on! The door's opening! (UNEASY MUSIC) <font color="#00ff00">- Whoo!</font> - Oi! Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey, get the fuck down! Down! Hey, you stay the fuck in the car. You wanna go back there? Put your seatbelt on. <font color="#00ff00">- Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Just- Oh my God. Can't you...</font> <font color="#00ff00">(INHALES DEEPLY) Ooh...</font> <font color="#00ff00">Can't you smell that, bro?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Can't you taste that sunlight? Ooh!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you,</font> <font color="#00ff00">thank you, thank you, thank you so</font> <font color="#00ff00">much. Thank you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">It's just so good to talk to you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">So good to just talk. They wouldn't</font> <font color="#00ff00">let us talk back there.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I love you, man. I love you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">And I'm- I'm not being weird. OK?</font> <font color="#00ff00">I'm not being weird.</font> <font color="#00ff00">You ask any of the other safe</font> <font color="#00ff00">place boys, they'll tell you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">They'll be like, 'Oh, there goes</font> <font color="#00ff00">Daniel again, telling us that he</font> <font color="#00ff00">loves us.</font> <font color="#00ff00">'Bloody classic Daniel.' Classic me.</font> <font color="#00ff00">But, you know, every time I say it,</font> <font color="#00ff00">I mean it.</font> - What- But you just said that they wouldn't let you talk to each other back there. <font color="#00ff00">- No, not there. No, the real</font> <font color="#00ff00">safe place, not that hellhole.</font> - Wait, there's more men at another safe place? <font color="#00ff00">- Yeah, of course.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I came from there.</font> - You came from there? <font color="#00ff00">- Yeah! Me and Hamish got sick of</font> <font color="#00ff00">the real safe place about, like,</font> <font color="#00ff00">four years ago,</font> <font color="#00ff00">so we tried to make it off on</font> <font color="#00ff00">our own. That's how we got stuck</font> <font color="#00ff00">in the hellhole.</font> - Who-? Who's Hamish? <font color="#00ff00">- You met him. He's one of the</font> <font color="#00ff00">good boys. The one with the eyes.</font> - Oh, yeah. What happened to him? <font color="#00ff00">- Oh, bro, some minds just snap, eh.</font> <font color="#00ff00">You feed them enough nachos</font> <font color="#00ff00">and jelly, and they just go...</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Hey, at the real safe place, was</font> <font color="#ffff00">there anyone with a moon tattoo up</font> <font color="#ffff00">their arm?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Yeah, the Sisterhood. Yeah, they</font> <font color="#00ff00">ran the safe place. You know them?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- That's resistance!</font> <font color="#ffff00">You were at the resistance!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Guys, don't you see?</font> <font color="#ffff00">The resistance, the real</font> <font color="#ffff00">safe place, the Sisterhood -</font> <font color="#ffff00">it's the same thing.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hunter knew my ma.</font> <font color="#ffff00">They were part of it.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- How many people in the Sisterhood?</font> <font color="#00ffff">How many guns do they have?</font> - Oh, fuck! (BRAKES SQUEAL) <font color="#ffff00">- (GRUNTS) What is it? What's wrong?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Shit. The northern checkpoint.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Turn around. Go back.</font> - There's no fuckin' way I'm going back. (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) (BRAKES WHINE) <font color="#00ff00">- Abundance to you all.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Abundance.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Abundance.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- What's your business?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- We're with DOC.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Oh, yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Department of Conservation.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Doing what?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Catching those big feral cats</font> <font color="#ffff00">that everyone's been talking about.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Oh my Godess, yes!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Scary, aren't they?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Yeah.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Wait, DOC.</font> <font color="#00ff00">You said DOC?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- DOC.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- You must know my friend Gina.</font> <font color="#00ff00">She's head of operations.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Yeah! Gina.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Everyone knows Gina.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- (LAUGHS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">Nobody knows Gina.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I made Gina up.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Who are you really?</font> - WHISPERS: Shit. <font color="#00ff00">- You're not DOC workers.</font> - Right, on the count of three, we... <font color="#00ffff">- We had a fight...</font> <font color="#ffff00">- ...with the cats.</font> (UNEASY MUSIC) - (GRUNTS) <font color="#00ffff">- Shh.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Who are you?</font> <font color="#00ff00">And why are you leaving Hiro Valley?</font> <font color="#00ff00">See this button?</font> <font color="#00ff00">I press this button,</font> <font color="#00ff00">and three things happen.</font> <font color="#00ff00">One -</font> <font color="#00ff00">road spikes pop out of the ground</font> <font color="#00ff00">all up and down this pass.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Two -</font> <font color="#00ff00">wellness guards come a-racing</font> <font color="#00ff00">to these GPS co-ords.</font> <font color="#00ff00">And three -</font> <font color="#00ff00">I get more action than I've had...</font> <font color="#00ff00">in a long time.</font> <font color="#00ff00">(LAUGHS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">You know what's funny -</font> <font color="#00ff00">they call this a panic button.</font> <font color="#00ff00">You know,</font> <font color="#00ff00">I've been out here protecting</font> <font color="#00ff00">Hiro Valley for four years,</font> <font color="#00ff00">watching our Lane make</font> <font color="#00ff00">this country well again.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Just me,</font> <font color="#00ff00">waiting</font> <font color="#00ff00">for sneaky,</font> <font color="#00ff00">unwell reprobates</font> <font color="#00ff00">like you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I'm not the one who panics</font> <font color="#00ff00">when I press this;</font> <font color="#00ff00">you are.</font> (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING) - Fuck you! (GRUNTING) <font color="#ffff00">- Jamie, take it!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Let go!</font> (GRUNTING) - Jackson! <font color="#ffff00">- Jackson?</font> - Hey! Come on, Daniel! <font color="#00ff00">- DANIEL: Wait up!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Jamie! Jamie, come on!</font> (PANTING) - (GRUNTS) <font color="#ffff00">- No! Bobby!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Get off him! Stop!</font> - We don't have time to sit around here and debate this any more. <font color="#ffff00">- I need to talk to my brother.</font> - Yeah, except he isn't just your brother, is he, Alex? He's a lying fucking snaking who pretends to be your best friend so he can strap you down and degrade you like a fucking animal! <font color="#00ff00">- Alex.</font> <font color="#00ff00">(COUGHS) Alex.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Please.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Hey, bro.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Why were you in the truck?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Alex, where's- where's my bag?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Answer the fucking question.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- I know you're angry.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I was trying to escape.</font> - Bullshit! When you found me, we were out in the bush for weeks. You could've escaped at any time. <font color="#00ff00">- Uh, you don't understand.</font> <font color="#00ff00">She got into my head.</font> - (CHUCKLES WRYLY) Are you really gonna listen to this shit, Alex? <font color="#00ff00">- When I saw you,</font> <font color="#00ff00">something switched inside of me.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I swear it's true.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- What happened to you?</font> - We don't have time for this. <font color="#ffff00">- How did you get there? Why didn't</font> <font color="#ffff00">you try to find us? Why didn't you</font> <font color="#ffff00">tell us you were alive?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- She made me do it.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- She made you do it?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Did she make you wear that ugly wig?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- DANIEL: Yeah, what's with the wig?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Don't start things.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Is that what she does - she tells</font> <font color="#ffff00">you what to do? You follow her like</font> <font color="#ffff00">a sheep?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Alex, you're not listening.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Please. (GRUNTS) I'm hurt!</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Tell me the truth.</font> <font color="#ffff00">What happened in quarantine?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Why didn't you try to find me?</font> <font color="#ffff00">I could've helped you, Jackson.</font> - Alex, I am not about to get caught because you wanted a family reunion, OK? They are out there right now, looking for us. <font color="#ffff00">- Why don't you stop your</font> <font color="#ffff00">dick-swinging and calm the</font> <font color="#ffff00">fuck down?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Daniel, we need to take him back to</font> <font color="#ffff00">the real safe place, find out more.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Isn't that the Sisterhood's thing -</font> <font color="#ffff00">to protect its kind?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- (STAMMERS) Yeah, but-</font> <font color="#ffff00">- But what?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- But the guy's a guy honey trap.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- So?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- So I'd be a pretty shitty guy</font> <font color="#00ffff">to bring him back to more guys.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- It's not his fault.</font> <font color="#ffff00">She made him do it.</font> - Oh, where the fuck are we, Alex? <font color="#ffff00">- You heard him.</font> - And you believe him? He stowed away in the back of that ute so he could go out and get more meat for his fucking mistress. <font color="#00ff00">- No.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- We don't know that.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- I-I do.</font> <font color="#00ffff">He's the Pied Piper. He kissed the</font> <font color="#00ffff">girl that gave him the pipe to pipe</font> <font color="#00ffff">his happy song with,</font> <font color="#00ffff">which we heard like moths</font> <font color="#00ffff">to a flame.</font> <font color="#00ffff">And before we knew it,</font> <font color="#00ffff">it's been four years of</font> <font color="#00ffff">having my nut harvested.</font> - All right, Daniel. <font color="#00ffff">- Four years being pumped and</font> <font color="#00ffff">dumped in a dentist's chair.</font> - Yeah, OK, that's enough. It's decided. Two against one. <font color="#ffff00">- Excuse me?</font> - Yeah, you're excused. <font color="#ffff00">- What are you doing?</font> (CHAIN CLATTERS) <font color="#ffff00">What are you doing?</font> - You heard him. We can't take him with us. We can't leave him here to keep piping. And we sure as hell don't have time to stick around and be caught again. <font color="#ffff00">- Jamie.</font> - If she had something to say, she would've said it by now. Three against one. <font color="#ffff00">- Jamie, what the fuck?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Hey, wait.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Wh-Wh-Wh-What? Hey.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- What are you doing?</font> - What needs to be done. <font color="#00ff00">- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Are you fucking kidding me?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Take this off of him!</font> <font color="#00ff00">- What the fuck?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Stop, stop. Please, please.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Are you all OK to watch</font> <font color="#ffff00">this fuckhead lynch my brother?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Get off me.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Is this what we're</font> <font color="#ffff00">doing here tonight?</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Alex. Alex.</font> <font color="#ffff00">- Fuck him!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Get it off him!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Get it off!</font> (INTENSE MUSIC) <font color="#ffff00">Take it off. Get it off.</font> (GRUNTING) (INTENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) <font color="#00ff00">- (GASPS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">(CHOKES)</font> (INTENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) (MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH) <font color="#00ff00">(GRUNTS, RASPS)</font> (JAMIE PANTS) <font color="#00ffff">- If anyone is gonna kill this man,</font> <font color="#00ffff">it's going to be me.</font> <font color="#00ffff">He was</font> <font color="#ffff00">my</font> <font color="#00ffff">husband.</font> <font color="#00ffff">I gave him</font> <font color="#ffff00">my</font> <font color="#00ffff">heart.</font> <font color="#00ffff">He's mine.</font> <font color="#00ffff">So if anyone has</font> <font color="#00ffff">a problem with that,</font> <font color="#00ffff">you're gonna have to go through me.</font> - So you're on his side now too, huh? <font color="#00ff00">- (PANTS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">- No. Not for a second.</font> <font color="#00ffff">(GRUNTS)</font> (CLICKING) <font color="#ffff00">- No!</font> <font color="#00ffff">- It's all right.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- DANIEL: What is that?</font> <font color="#00ffff">- This is the battery to the GPS</font> <font color="#00ffff">button that Jackson is pressing,</font> <font color="#00ffff">trying to get us recaptured again.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Play me again, fucker.</font> <font color="#00ffff">We're going to the real safe place,</font> <font color="#00ffff">and we're bringing your friends back</font> <font color="#00ffff">to storm Lane's shit.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Oh, hey, hey, I can't do that.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Yes, you can.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- If he escapes,</font> <font color="#00ff00">the Sisterhood could all die.</font> <font color="#00ffff">-</font> <font color="#ffff00">If</font> <font color="#00ffff">he escapes.</font> <font color="#00ffff">But he won't. (GRUNTS)</font> (JACKSON SCREAMS) <font color="#00ff00">- Fucking bitch.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- (GRUNTS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">(GRUNTS)</font> <font color="#00ff00">- Fuck you!</font> <font color="#00ff00">Fuck you all!</font> <font color="#00ff00">You'll get yours.</font> <font color="#00ffff">- If he gives me one more reason,</font> <font color="#00ffff">I'll finish the job myself.</font> - Let's go. <font color="#00ff00">- (GROANS)</font> (VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS) <font color="#00ffff">- Are you OK?</font> <font color="#ffff00">- No.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- (WHIMPERS)</font> <font color="#00ffff">- Yeah, me neither.</font> <font color="#00ff00">- (GROANS)</font> - (GRUNTS SOFTLY) <font color="#ffff00">- I trust you're rested</font> <font color="#ffff00">unwell.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Let's not beat around the bush.</font> - I do prefer my bush unbeaten. <font color="#ffff00">- Where have you taken</font> <font color="#ffff00">my Bobby and Daniel?</font> - I honestly, have no idea. <font color="#ffff00">- Do you choose abundance</font> <font color="#ffff00">or scarcity?</font> - It's kind of a rhetorical question. <font color="#ffff00">- Abundance</font> <font color="#ffff00">or scarcity?</font> - Lane, I've been in your custody the whole time. These interrogation tactics feel a bit misplaced. <font color="#ffff00">- You choose scarcity.</font> - This whole hair-touching, beige, bland energy aura thing you're doing is not gonna magically produce information I'm not privy to. <font color="#ffff00">- I know,</font> <font color="#ffff00">which is why I've asked</font> <font color="#ffff00">Dr Garvey to...</font> <font color="#ffff00">assist... in this matter.</font> (CLANKING) <font color="#00ffff">- Good morning, Philippa.</font> (CRANKING) <font color="#ffff00">- (CHUCKLES)</font> <font color="#0000ff">Captions by Julie Taylor.</font> <font color="#0000ff">Captions were made with</font> <font color="#0000ff">the support of NZ On Air.</font>
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  • Apocalyptic television programs
  • Sex role on television
  • Television programs--New Zealand